Sarah, a big fat cock strapped to a girl still makes you a lesbian. It’s okay!
prudish mom
Submitted 2 weeks ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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Soulphite@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
A big fat cock that the girl was born with is still lesbian.
iommu@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Speaking as a trans woman, a big fat cock on a trans woman is a rare sight. Estrogen done us dirty like that 😭
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There is no sensory reward for Sarah to put a dildo in her mouth.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Perhaps there is? I don’t claim to know sarah that well
davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Never domed anyone?
JDPoZ@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I am convinced that violet8 is the single most horny poster on Lemmy now… which is fine… because I am entertained by your posts.
kungen@feddit.nu 2 weeks ago
Is Violet8 the evolution of Mickey7 ?
some_random_nick@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Most likely since Mickey7 pivoted. Someone had to fill the niche
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
She’s like intellectually horny because she posts funny things that make us think & laugh, while refraining from posting her naked horny body everywhere. This is highly commendable horny behavior.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Nah, she just has an NSFW humor type of sense of entertainment.
TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I humor everything, matter of survival of course. I don’t want to be a bad thing.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 weeks ago
Maybe she’s mad at you for girldick erasure
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You can’t win them all
fartographer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Charlie Sheen has entered the chat
Zoabrown@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sometimes being 100% honest is the most chaotic thing you can do. The contrast between her question and that answer is pure comedy gold.
vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
i love big fat cocks in my mouth and am still a lesbian lmao
ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
RIP your inbox
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 weeks ago
I’m getting old reddit vibes, back before it turned to shit
Quill7513@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
having known a lot of sex workers and lesbians we need, societally, to engage with that some people enjoy giving blowjobs and that this doesn’t invalidate their sexual preference to be with women
scoobford@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
How YOU doin?
MrNesser@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Can’t please everyone
SoloCritical@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not with that attitude you can’t
funkajunk@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What about perfectly average cocks?
plyth@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
A very rich cock would be perfect.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Rich in flavor?
BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Plot twist: She meant male cickens
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Now there are at least THREE definitions of BBC.
axexrx@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
[deleted]JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
…i was up on stage doing coke off the keyboard mid song with the now topless singer…
@axexrx@lemmy.world be like:
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
she’s a screamer.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
That’s cause mom is a lesbian.
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
In then immortal words of Super Hans:
Would you like a parrot?
Ah that’s right, you’d probably like a Cockatooblimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
That’s not even correct…
Oi Mrs C, answer me this - Have you ever had a parrot?
Err… No
It’s just you look like you’d enjoy a cockatoo
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Yeah. But I was in charge of the quotes, Tom. I drew a line, you crossed that line.
I’m going to have to have a think about you. I don’t think you can be trusted in a combat situation.
JelleWho@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Did you had a pause between “way” and “I”? I presume not since there is no comma “no way, I like”
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
when you wrote this comment did you think the original op was going to see it
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Walls have ears. It’ll propogate through the grapevine, and her cheeks will be red they will. And covered in jizz.
Scranulum@feddit.nu 2 weeks ago
I do not give lemmy permission to use my photos or my personal data
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
i also had a pause at no. like a big one. valley girl style
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I bet she’s got legs like a bowl of cereal
darvocet@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Soggy?
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
No, full of moose hair and elephant semen. What the hell kind of cereal are you eating?
WingsofLove03@retrolemmy.com 2 weeks ago
I am bi so the lgbt is no biggie to me but to my parents it is. I have not told them yet
Allero@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Essentially if you’re bi and find a partner of another gender, you don’t even have to do the explaining
1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Damned if you do damned if you don’t
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Damned if you do…
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
But, what did your dad think?
(I’ll see myself out)
istdaslol@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
With that pfp I would also doubt their answer
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
On a scale of 1-yes, how alone are you?
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Yes. Feel free to to go to the bathroom at the back of the place (surely you aren’t going to be using that to scope out the place).
alaphic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah, because - as everyone clearly knows - one’s propensity to enjoy sucking cock can be determined directly from their profile picture on any given social media site.
Brilliant.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sarah Beattie was a fun part of Weird Twitter back in the day. I gather she has kind of disappeared from social media since.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Totally happened
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Prude. Who doesn’t love big fat cocks in their mouth?
Don’t say children, we know that.
funkajunk@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Careful you don’t cut yourself on that edge
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
It doesn’t have to be that you love them in your mouth, just saying.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I hear this a lot from young women, “there’s just no pleasing my mother”. I cannot offer words of wisdom or comfort, but I can promise you this. I will try my hardest to please your mom, as I always do. 👍
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Just need to apply some cunning linguistics.
myszka@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
What’s interesting, “-lingus” in cunnilingus and “lingua” are actually connected. “Lingua” used to be “dingua” but then mixed with the verb “lingo” (I lick) because, well, tongues do lick.
Also both dingua and lingo are cognates to English toungue and lick.
Anyway sorry for being boring!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
If you get down there and really work that clam anyone can please their mother.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Don’t sleep on nipple play.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I was an awkward youth and accidentally said something like this to my friends mother. I kept trying to correct myself and the phrasing just kept getting worse.
by the end of it she was deep crimson and my friend was begging me to stop.
she always treated me…differently after that.
okmko@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hi Mrs. Smith, I’m pleased to your meet
Err, I meant, your pleased to my meet
Err, meeting your pleasure
Err, acquainting our meet
Look, Mrs. Smith, I just came over to deliver the sausage pizza my whole family wants to give to you.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
this is like that time I told my brother in law “Don’t worry, I’m not doing anything to your sister your dad wouldn’t approve of”.
This is when we were trying for a baby