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Sarah, a big fat cock strapped to a girl still makes you a lesbian. It’s okay!
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Submitted 1 month ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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Soulphite@reddthat.com 1 month ago
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
A big fat cock that the girl was born with is still lesbian.
iommu@piefed.world 1 month ago
Speaking as a trans woman, a big fat cock on a trans woman is a rare sight. Estrogen done us dirty like that 😭
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There is no sensory reward for Sarah to put a dildo in her mouth.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Perhaps there is? I don’t claim to know sarah that well
davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Never domed anyone?
JDPoZ@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I am convinced that violet8 is the single most horny poster on Lemmy now… which is fine… because I am entertained by your posts.
kungen@feddit.nu 1 month ago
Is Violet8 the evolution of Mickey7 ?
some_random_nick@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Most likely since Mickey7 pivoted. Someone had to fill the niche
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 month ago
She’s like intellectually horny because she posts funny things that make us think & laugh, while refraining from posting her naked horny body everywhere. This is highly commendable horny behavior.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Nah, she just has an NSFW humor type of sense of entertainment.
TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I humor everything, matter of survival of course. I don’t want to be a bad thing.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 1 month ago
Maybe she’s mad at you for girldick erasure
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You can’t win them all
fartographer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Charlie Sheen has entered the chat
Zoabrown@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sometimes being 100% honest is the most chaotic thing you can do. The contrast between her question and that answer is pure comedy gold.
vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
i love big fat cocks in my mouth and am still a lesbian lmao
ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 1 month ago
RIP your inbox
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 month ago
I’m getting old reddit vibes, back before it turned to shit
Quill7513@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
having known a lot of sex workers and lesbians we need, societally, to engage with that some people enjoy giving blowjobs and that this doesn’t invalidate their sexual preference to be with women
scoobford@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
How YOU doin?
MrNesser@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Can’t please everyone
SoloCritical@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not with that attitude you can’t
funkajunk@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What about perfectly average cocks?
plyth@feddit.org 1 month ago
A very rich cock would be perfect.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Rich in flavor?
BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Plot twist: She meant male cickens
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Now there are at least THREE definitions of BBC.
axexrx@lemmy.world 1 month ago
[deleted]JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
…i was up on stage doing coke off the keyboard mid song with the now topless singer…
@axexrx@lemmy.world be like:
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
she’s a screamer.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
That’s cause mom is a lesbian.
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 month ago
In then immortal words of Super Hans:
Would you like a parrot?
Ah that’s right, you’d probably like a Cockatooblimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
That’s not even correct…
Oi Mrs C, answer me this - Have you ever had a parrot?
Err… No
It’s just you look like you’d enjoy a cockatoo
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Yeah. But I was in charge of the quotes, Tom. I drew a line, you crossed that line.
I’m going to have to have a think about you. I don’t think you can be trusted in a combat situation.
JelleWho@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Did you had a pause between “way” and “I”? I presume not since there is no comma “no way, I like”
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
when you wrote this comment did you think the original op was going to see it
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Walls have ears. It’ll propogate through the grapevine, and her cheeks will be red they will. And covered in jizz.
Scranulum@feddit.nu 1 month ago
I do not give lemmy permission to use my photos or my personal data
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
i also had a pause at no. like a big one. valley girl style
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I bet she’s got legs like a bowl of cereal
darvocet@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Soggy?
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
No, full of moose hair and elephant semen. What the hell kind of cereal are you eating?
WingsofLove03@retrolemmy.com 1 month ago
I am bi so the lgbt is no biggie to me but to my parents it is. I have not told them yet
Allero@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Essentially if you’re bi and find a partner of another gender, you don’t even have to do the explaining
1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Damned if you do damned if you don’t
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Damned if you do…
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But, what did your dad think?
(I’ll see myself out)
istdaslol@feddit.org 1 month ago
With that pfp I would also doubt their answer
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
On a scale of 1-yes, how alone are you?
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Yes. Feel free to to go to the bathroom at the back of the place (surely you aren’t going to be using that to scope out the place).
alaphic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah, because - as everyone clearly knows - one’s propensity to enjoy sucking cock can be determined directly from their profile picture on any given social media site.
Brilliant.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sarah Beattie was a fun part of Weird Twitter back in the day. I gather she has kind of disappeared from social media since.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Totally happened
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Prude. Who doesn’t love big fat cocks in their mouth?
Don’t say children, we know that.
funkajunk@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Careful you don’t cut yourself on that edge
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
It doesn’t have to be that you love them in your mouth, just saying.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I hear this a lot from young women, “there’s just no pleasing my mother”. I cannot offer words of wisdom or comfort, but I can promise you this. I will try my hardest to please your mom, as I always do. 👍
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Just need to apply some cunning linguistics.
myszka@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
What’s interesting, “-lingus” in cunnilingus and “lingua” are actually connected. “Lingua” used to be “dingua” but then mixed with the verb “lingo” (I lick) because, well, tongues do lick.
Also both dingua and lingo are cognates to English toungue and lick.
Anyway sorry for being boring!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 month ago
If you get down there and really work that clam anyone can please their mother.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Don’t sleep on nipple play.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I was an awkward youth and accidentally said something like this to my friends mother. I kept trying to correct myself and the phrasing just kept getting worse.
by the end of it she was deep crimson and my friend was begging me to stop.
she always treated me…differently after that.
okmko@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hi Mrs. Smith, I’m pleased to your meet
Err, I meant, your pleased to my meet
Err, meeting your pleasure
Err, acquainting our meet
Look, Mrs. Smith, I just came over to deliver the sausage pizza my whole family wants to give to you.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
this is like that time I told my brother in law “Don’t worry, I’m not doing anything to your sister your dad wouldn’t approve of”.
This is when we were trying for a baby