eestileib

@eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peter Thiel dumps entire Nvidia stake, slashes Tesla holdings amid bubble fears⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Rich Mean Boys.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  He gay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🔥🔥🔥⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh shit my bad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🔥🔥🔥⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly if I knew Harris was a wizard at giving top it would have humanized her a little.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🔥🔥🔥⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  As a person who has sucked a cock or two, I appreciate your instinct to protect, but maybe this is an “I’m not comfortable making this joke, but they are allowed to” situation?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s gaaaaaaaaay that’s why

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨¿Por qué no los dos?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly I hope it’s the horse and all the Republicans, immediately after having to become ok with pedophilia, suddenly have to become ok with zoophilia.

  I want to see the pastors work that out in their sermons, maybe a positive reference to jezebel?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ratioed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  They’ve probably identified him as the most likely SA perp and are keeping an eye on him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🔥🔥🔥⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Martin van Buren was in a glass closet and won the election in 1836. Lifelong bachelor with a very close roommate.

  Andrew Jackson called it out publicly.

  James Madison was notoriously horny, who knows what he got up to?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Men Who Stare at Goats⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The first Tyson-zoned POTUS.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Men Who Stare at Goats⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What the almighty fuck.

  The least plausible thing about this is that Putin has been able to keep his mouth shut about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you, Boston⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah people here are scared of making friends with their neighbors for some reason, but as a disabled person people look out for me.

  Californians are angry in traffic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't have a cow⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re also usually racist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Truth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Duchovny’s heels are off the ground, amateur.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's OK to just like lemon water.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Weak acids/bases tend to not fully convert their potential free ions, stabilizing at particular pHs for relatively large ranges of concentration.

  You can use that as a basis for solutions that aren’t super-basic but will preserve their pH in response to drips of acid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's OK to just like lemon water.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahh I see you have forgotten pH buffering solutions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Digital ownership must be respected’: UK parliament debates Stop Killing Games campaign, but government doesn’t budge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “digital ownership must be respected”

  gets into bed with Meta and OpenAI

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨card game shop⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah but we are dealing with gamers here, not sensible people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK tricks for one of the cheapest meals: beans and rice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also you can buy the exact same stuff your favorite restaurants heat up in the oven from there, far cheaper and with a different label.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where is modern Punk?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Furries and trans people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being asked "Have you gotten the tour yet" upon entering a house for the first time is the adult equivelent of the kids asking: "Do you want to see my room?"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh my that’s a good one!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being asked "Have you gotten the tour yet" upon entering a house for the first time is the adult equivelent of the kids asking: "Do you want to see my room?"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I understand not wanting to be used on tap like that.

  Like, “hey I’m over my depth here and I trust you” is very different from “I’m bored I bet I could lay that guy”, which is more what it sounds like.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being asked "Have you gotten the tour yet" upon entering a house for the first time is the adult equivelent of the kids asking: "Do you want to see my room?"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So, it makes a ton more sense once you’ve been the person trying to get somebody to take the lead in an intimate physical encounter.

  A big part of the dynamic there is that as the person who wants to concede the initiative, you want to make sure that the other person is really actually committed to the thing you’re thinking about. Getting kissed by someone who’s thinking about smash bros isn’t fun.

  You know how there’s a trope where it’s satisfying for a beloved to be able to wipe their lover’s mind of anything else by looking them in the eyes a certain way? That sense of being desired in a compelling way is really important for a lot of people.

  So, when somebody makes a gesture like that, it’s intended to hit different depending on where you are chemically. If you had been completely beguiled at that point, you probably would have goggled and stammered like Don Knotts and she would have said something like “come here, sit down”.

  And we all know that some people trying to get off will absolutely fake that level of interest. I think it might make sense for people looking for a longer term connection to find themselves doing this, cause one of the fastest ways to fall in love is to have emotionally connected sex.

  I was once at a woman’s place and we had talked for a while and ended up on her bed with her in underwear and a bra, lying with her head on my arm and her hand on my chest, she says “I’m horny” and I think “oh whoops I better head out so she can get herself off” and LEFT.

  Useless lesbian, right? But also, maybe it’s better that the two of us didn’t have sex, because I didn’t really feel compelled to, she wouldn’t have wanted to unless I had felt that way, and now we can see each other around and we might feel a little awkward around each other but we didn’t get into a mismatched situation in terms of investment that night (I think?).

  I’ve been in other similar situations where I didn’t particularly care what the other person’s emotional state was and just asked them to do what I wanted done to me.

  This is all subconscious in nearly all cases imo, I’ve just been doing this a long time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being asked "Have you gotten the tour yet" upon entering a house for the first time is the adult equivelent of the kids asking: "Do you want to see my room?"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good to know that straight men do this too, cause this is an absolutely classic lesbian scenario.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As Microsoft Forces Users to Ditch Windows 10, It Announces That It’s Also Turning Windows 11 into an AI-Controlled Monstrosity⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bear Stearns, Yahoo?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As Microsoft Forces Users to Ditch Windows 10, It Announces That It’s Also Turning Windows 11 into an AI-Controlled Monstrosity⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Xerox, AT&T, sometimes companies die

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is a real post from the official DHS account on X⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Truly, they have received their reward in full.

  Matthew 6:2

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hospitallers - crusading the Levant since 1113 CE⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Connect does great at the vertical scroll.

  No idea how I had not seen that before, it’s hilarious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI chatbots that butter you up make you worse at conflict, study finds⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fantastic point by the author, and great job cutting and pasting!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The McDonald's employee who called on Luigi has never received their "reward", folks chasing the 100k for Kirk may not either...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Points to Waffle House