MrNesser

@MrNesser@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Driving test cheating soars with use of headsets and impersonators⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Props if you managed to actually get a practical test

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you people all bots?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lister: “No. Shhh. I’m busy.”

  Talkie Toaster “Not busy eating toast though are you?”

  Lister: “I don’t want any.”

  Talkie Toaster: “The whole purpose of my existence is meaningless if you don’t want toast.”

  Lister: “Good.”

  Talkie Toaster: “I toast, therefore I am.”

  classic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you people all bots?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Beep boop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Council removes almost 1,000 flags from Derby streets⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s an attempt to normalise a view that is inherently racist so by the next election it’s going to be more acceptable to act like that.

  Pure fucking evil

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thumbs up 👍⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s literal shit isn’t it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨David Walliams dropped from Waterstones Children's Book Festival⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So something is obviously going round in private circles it’s inevitable it will come out now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I paint houses⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You try spelling that word at 8am with no coffee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I paint houses⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Self made emenea

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney Invests $1 Billion in the AI Slopification of Its Brand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Andor could be a stand alone series it barely registers as star wars, to the point where some people think it was an adapted spy thriller script.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Holy Mother of Spam⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Priests

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cloudflare goes again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  100% they patched the problem for black Friday and this is them attempting a proper fix.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK issues £1 million fine to adult platform for failing to comply with age verification rules⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m guessing they made more than that on site visits

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta to cut up to 30% of metaverse budget, Bloomberg News reports⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sunk cost at this point lots of large companies bought space when it was “launching”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Remove yourself from their drama. Your own story has nothing to do with them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Epic boss Tim Sweeney thinks stores like Steam should stop labelling games as being made with AI: 'It makes no sense,' he says, because 'AI will be involved in nearly all future production⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Some of us want quality over mass produced crap stolen from others.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SipsTea⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Challenge home to a game of rock scissors paper winner gets the mom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you wake up, how long does it take for your brain's "OS" to "resume from hibernation"?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We have a hibernation mode?

  How do I use this I never got the instruction manual

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These AI-generated portraits look insanely realistic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve seen the top center before somewhere All these images are stolen/scraped

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reselling tickets for profit to be outlawed in UK government crackdown⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ticket master will put a high face value on the ticket then sell it to you at a “discount”.

  Touts can then sell for face value and make a profit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK hospitals bracing for once-in-a-decade flu surge this winter⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t they say this last year and the year before

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You just couldn't be satisfied with slow and easy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s one hell of a grip and I don’t mean her hands

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My BF never bakes anything. Get up this morning and there is a sheet of these cookies on the counter. Is he trying to tell me something?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He likes big ginger butts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon is cracking down on illegal streaming on its Fire TV Stick⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hardware is never profitable it’s the services you sell them that make profit.

  Printer manufacturers never make profit from printers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Um, actually, Neville Chamberlain didn't "cave" to Hitler, he actually got a lot out of the deal.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I know. But I found th conjecture regarding Chamberlain quite interesting and decided to reply.

  It’s odd that we are still learning the same lessons 70+ years on

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Um, actually, Neville Chamberlain didn't "cave" to Hitler, he actually got a lot out of the deal.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Chamberlain wanted peace above all. He was facing a political crisis at home and a still recovering economy from WW1.

  The peace deal with the Nazi wasn’t spineless it was a lesson in what not to do when faced with fascism, something that perhaps needs to be relearned the hard way in modern times.

  It’s documented that ultimately he felt like he had failed the country, indeed he never recovered politically.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Square Enix says it wants generative AI to be doing 70% of its QA and debugging by the end of 2027⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not buying their next game it will be a nightmare

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you even old enough to remember number 1?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine was #6 it was a brick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The first perception of what you see can be wrong⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I choose to believe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They need to bring you in to feel their power over you⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Linkedin status update : looking for work

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there an anti- sleep-paralysis device?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean the witches that appear over th bed dream