Soulphite
@Soulphite@reddthat.com
- Comment on Rate my setup guys 45 minutes ago:
Is good, but comrade, your back must be in world of pain.
- Comment on Scary stuff and it wasn't that long ago 20 hours ago:
Scarier still this mindset is creeping back.
- Comment on Well at least I love dogs. So that's a plus 1 day ago:
Hahaha, four eyes! Hey everyone… look at four eyes over here. What a nerd!
- Comment on I'm so into Valentine's Day cards I even sent one to my Aunt 1 day ago:
Such a lovely Cunt.
- Comment on Trump Administration Announces That We Don’t Know Where the Sun Goes at Night | After deciding carbon dioxide does no harm, it was the logical next move. 1 day ago:
You know, I would really believe this headline to be true. These childfuckers really are this God damn stupid. It probably is true even.
- Comment on ASCII characters are not pixels: a deep dive into ASCII rendering 2 days ago:
You’re a pixel, man.
- Comment on ASCII characters are not pixels: a deep dive into ASCII rendering 2 days ago:
- Comment on ASCII characters are not pixels: a deep dive into ASCII rendering 2 days ago:
░░█▀░░░░░░░░░░░▀▀███████░░░░ ░░█▌░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀██████░░░ ░█▌░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░███████▌░░ ░█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░████████░░ ▐▌░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀██████▌░░ ░▌▄███▌░░░░▀████▄░░░░▀████▌░░ ▐▀▀▄█▄░▌░░░▄██▄▄▄▀░░░░████▄▄░ ▐░▀░░═▐░░░░░░══░░▀░░░░▐▀░▄▀▌▌ ▐░░░░░▌░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀░▀░░▌▌ ▐░░░▄▀░░░▀░▌░░░░░░░░░░░░▌█░▌▌ ░▌░░▀▀▄▄▀▀▄▌▌░░░░░░░░░░▐░▀▐▐░ ░▌░░▌░▄▄▄▄░░░▌░░░░░░░░▐░░▀▐░░ ░█░▐▄██████▄░▐░░░░░░░░█▀▄▄▀░░ ░▐░▌▌░░░░░░▀▀▄▐░░░░░░█▌░░░░░░ ░░█░░▄▀▀▀▀▄░▄═╝▄░░░▄▀░▌░░░░░░ ░░░▌▐░░░░░░▌░▀▀░░▄▀░░▐░░░░░░░ ░░░▀▄░░░░░░░░░▄▀▀░░░░█░░░░░░░ ░░░▄█▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▀▀░░░░░░░▌▌░░░░░░ ░░▄▀▌▀▌░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀▀▄░░░░░ ▄▀░░▌░▀▄░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░▌░▀▄░░░ ░░░░▌█▄▄▀▄░░░░░░▄▀░░░░▌░░░▌▄▄ ░░░▄▐██████▄▄░▄▀░░▄▄▄▄▌░░░░▄░ ░░▄▌████████▄▄▄███████▌░░░░░▄ ░▄▀░██████████████████▌▀▄░░░░ ▀░░░█████▀▀░░░▀███████░░░▀▄░░ ░░░░▐█▀░░░▐░░░░░▀████▌░░░░▀▄░ ░░░░░░▌░░░▐░░░░▐░░▀▀█░░░░░░░▀ ░░░░░░▐░░░░▌░░░▐░░░░░▌░░░░░░░ ░╔╗║░╔═╗░═╦═░░░░░╔╗░░╔═╗░╦═╗░ ░║║║░║░║░░║░░░░░░╠╩╗░╠═╣░║░║░ ░║╚╝░╚═╝░░║░░░░░░╚═╝░║░║░╩═╝░
- Comment on Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash 2 days ago:
I believe it when me shit turn purple n smells like rainbow sherbert.
- Comment on A succulent meal 2 days ago:
Hogs eat anything you put in their trough and I mean anything.
- Comment on A succulent meal 2 days ago:
Potatoes could. The leaves, sprouts, and underground stems (tubers) of potatoes contain a toxic substance called glycoalkaloid. Glycoalkaloids make a potato look green when it’s exposed to light, gets damaged, or ages. Eating potatoes with a high glycoalkaloid content can cause nausea, diarrhea, confusion, headaches, and death.
Also, the sentient mutant vegetables on Atrack of the Killer Tomatoes will definitely want to do harm toward OP.
- Comment on DoorDashers are getting paid to close Waymo's self-driving car doors 2 days ago:
I didn’t imply the human didn’t know how to close a car door. I am saying the human is dumb for specifically choosing to be a piece of shit for NOT closing the car door.
- Comment on DoorDashers are getting paid to close Waymo's self-driving car doors 2 days ago:
Humans are dumb. I mean humans can do awesome super intelligent things, but the average human is a dumb piece of shit.
- Comment on Misunderstanding? 2 days ago:
Take it easy Hannibal Lecter.
- Comment on Bro caught slippin 3 days ago:
The temu version of Carmakazi’s translation. While effective, it still feels cheap and might break.
- Comment on Finally, a USB standard that can provide the data AND power requirements of a city. 3 days ago:
That’s heavy!
- Comment on 64GB of DDR5 RAM now costs more than a MacBook Air - memory prices have surged 300% in just six months 3 days ago:
- Comment on Downvote this post 4 days ago:
Interesting. I just have a fear of seeing numbers go down. I stay away from things like spending money, stock market, and fitness tracking.
- Comment on Downvote this post 4 days ago:
I too, am on a snowflake instance.
- Comment on No Man's Sky Remnant Trailer 4 days ago:
I remember feeling like I was scammed when this was very early development and even after initial release… bros really redeemed themselves.
- Comment on Google sent personal and financial information of student journalist to ICE 4 days ago:
Only a matter of time before they start Russia style disappearing people. They’re already murdering civilians in broad daylight, ON VIDEO and fucking getting away with it.
- Comment on Sick days 4 days ago:
America has an employment policy called “at-will” which grants employees and employers the right to terminate employment at any time for any “legal” reason. (This can be abused and skewed in favor of the employer)
- Comment on Reddit. It doesn't matter anymore. 4 days ago:
God damn, I just visited the place… here’s how I imagine it as a physical location like a weird mall. Walk inside and immediately the place smells like stale coffee, ozone from server racks, and old library book you know that dry, papery scent of collective knowledge?
Walk on over to the tech and gaming hub, and you’re greeted with a blast of citrus energy drinks, ionized air (new tech smell), and cooling fan dust.
Around the corner is the advice and relationship wing, it smells like waking past bath and body works. Lavender-scented stress candles and salt fill the air from all the tears and salty comments.
Then probably the best part of the place, the hobbyist nook. Smelling of freshly cut cedar, acrylic paint, sourdough starter, and damp garden soil. I’d stay there a bit, it’s calming for sure.
Mosey on over to the creme de la creme of it all… r/all… it’s like a chaotic food court the stinks of pizza crusts, spicy tacos, and popcorn being blasted by a floor fan. Not the best good court ever.
Then when you have to go take a leak, you gotta go to the backrooms… the “deep web” area… "Warning: Avoid the ‘Deep Web’ corridors unless you enjoy the scent of damp basements and unwashed hoodies."
This mall fucking sucks.
Fuck reddit.
- Comment on Reddit. It doesn't matter anymore. 4 days ago:
Again, what the fuck is reddit?
- Comment on bit rude, innit? 5 days ago:
But then who’s fuckin tree is it? Who’s leaves when comes time to rake? Who’s shade? This doesn’t end.
- Comment on bit rude, innit? 5 days ago:
U fookin wut, mate?
- Comment on HP has laptop subscriptions now 5 days ago:
Not so distant future. Subscriptions on premium air… basic air includes toxins. Same for water. The fuckers that created the contamination are the ones selling the subscription. CAPITALISM!
- Comment on YouTube star MrBeast buys youth-focused financial services app Step 5 days ago:
I prefer watching YouTube videos where no one talks, they just do, building things, working on cars, etc. These kids screaming into a make “LETS GOOOOO!!” about every little thing and pranking and all that shit is just obnoxious.
I also enjoy those Police Activity videos and Audits too, so I suppose I just don’t follow the typical “influencer” hype either. Other than that, YouTube is great for various content.
- Comment on Russia Launches First Brain-Chipped Bird Drones for Surveillance Over Cities 1 week ago:
Those guys at Birds Aren’t Real are having a “told you so!” moment right now.
- Comment on Did you have one? 1 week ago:
Was your dad a stock broker?
