Soulphite

@Soulphite@reddthat.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Use to be saturday morning cartoons. Now its Saturday morning constitutional violations.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Every morning Donald J Trump wakes up, takes a shit and wipes his filthy pedophile ass with the constitution. Donald J Trump is a treasonous pedophile rapist piece of fucking shit and deserves to ______.

  I’ll leave the last bit as Mad Libs style, but we all know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I defeat this bot?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes, I now see the problem. Ubisoft.

  Sorry bro, I literally don’t know what other options there are besides cutting your losses and moving on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I defeat this bot?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Immediately start a chat with “Agent”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New York Stock Exchange builds tokenized securities platform to bring stocks and ETFs to 24x7 on-chain trading⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh boy, now those day-traders will never get any sleep. Their wives boyfriends will have to up their allowance now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bees⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How do you know for certain that the bee isn’t coated in poison? Perhaps said bees wallowed in poison ivy effectively coating themselves in the leaves poisonous oil? We can’t assume, you know what they say about assumptions?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My friends are by my side⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There there. Their there’s, they’re there to mock us indeed. There they are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You mean it's not?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought it was a new menu item at Taco Bell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨company-wide email⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you the only employee or do they know it was you or does this email interface not list all other recipients in “to” field?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Refers to Himself as Venezuela’s ‘Acting President’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can we just collectively pull the plug on bath time for this stupid toddler, already?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Steam dev is deleting his own game after girlfriend made him realize AI is bad⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This challenge never stopped Chris Sawyer and he went on to develop the most influential video game for his time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Steam dev is deleting his own game after girlfriend made him realize AI is bad⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why doesn’t he just… I dunno, develop the AI bits? Is he just going to give up?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being a penny stock trader must suck.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jordan Belfort would like a word.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump: The U.S. will 'now' start hitting Mexican land targets⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All this… has nothing to do with drugs. We are currently in 1938-1939 stage of where Hitler was starting Anschluss.

  History might not be repeating but it is rhyming and this orange pedophile piece of shit is taking pages right out of the Fuhrer’s book.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(TW) Phishing mail in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro never clicked Go to settings so fast in his life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In order to be allowed to drive, you don't just have to promise to pay if you hit someone, you have to pay in advance in case you hit someone⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Right. My wife and I are something like Super Platinum Diamond whatever-the-fuck loyalty level with our insurance company, claims to have loyalty discounts but we aren’t paying much less than we were 15 years ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well we certainly aren't talking about the Epstein files.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I declare myself King of the World. The Northern AND Southern Hemisphere belongs solely to thr US… we also own the moon. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. Fuck you.

  DJT, most likely in the near future…

  The who files???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Outright Piracy': Russia Decries US Seizure of Oil Tanker as Violation of International Law⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s see, 2025 Pedolf Diddler claimed to have “solved 8 wars”

  Is the childfucker making 2026 the year of starting 8 wars, igniting WWIII, ultimately sending us into nuclear winter by 2027?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨going your own way⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  +5, -2, ÷2 is the path to success if you want to live an “underdog story” lifestyle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this even a question?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Waffle House food isn’t meant to be enjoyed sober. It isn’t even meant to be enjoyed buzzed. You gotta be to the point where you don’t remember how the fuck you got there, but that All-Star Special be lookin delicious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I WON THE LOTTERY!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Completely unrelated: One time I ate baked beans straight from the can, not even heated up. Not bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I WON THE LOTTERY!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  OP should just do what tich people do, and not pay their taxes and hide that money in an offshore account.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Data Centers Added $6.5 Billion to Big US Grid’s Power Cost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Paywalled article… but I imagine we the little people are footing the bill, huh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I WON THE LOTTERY!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wish I made $80 an hour.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I WON THE LOTTERY!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, it’s me your cousin. Let’s go bowling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft's Satya Nadella wants you to stop saying AI "slop" in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Slop goes the AI bubble.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NVIDIA and AMD GPU Prices Projected to Surge in Q1 2026⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The thumbnail photo accurately portrays how large GPU’s are actually getting. Good luck getting that motherfucker in your case. Oh, and you’re going to need a small substation to power the bitch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A tale of two social platforms⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Reddthat…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rainbow Six Siege ravaged by massive server breach that gave its players billions of paid currency for free⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sweet! Now do this in real life!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ASUS plans to produce RAM amid shortage problems⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yall are dumb… just download more RAM… jeez.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn peoples, Onion peoples, I offer you...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cornions.