Soulphite
@Soulphite@reddthat.com
- Comment on marriage update 4 days ago:
I’m going to need to see a rear picture of both Darlene and Tom before I can really decide. So I suppose I’m still deciding.
Quick question, is the pile of towels still around?
- Comment on 5 days ago:
Sometimes chairs need a break too, you insensitive fuck.
- Comment on Panic at every swipe 5 days ago:
One time my card declined for “no reason” but they claim fraud protection. No bitch, you just made me LOOK like a fraudster in public.
- Comment on Whales ARE fish 1 week ago:
- Comment on Flex 1 week ago:
Hit me up on AIM, im better socially there than irl. But first, a/s/l??
Kkbye.
- Comment on Frying chicken? Taking a leak? It's a mystery. 🤔 1 week ago:
Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.
- Comment on Frying chicken? Taking a leak? It's a mystery. 🤔 1 week ago:
Yall out there judging people’s pissing noise levels? Jesus, humans are strange.
- Comment on Ubisoft announces layoffs and the cease of game development at Red Storm Entertainment 1 week ago:
Oh no, anyway.
- Comment on Dumb glasses 1 week ago:
I’m sure you’re aware while you traverse in public you are on camera pretty much the entire time, right? There are cameras everywhere always filming, some you know about and can clearly see, some you will never know about and never see. Your face is in a database whether you consent or not.
The part about Facebook knowing your information without your consent? Do you have an account with them?
- Comment on Dumb glasses 1 week ago:
Funny how people think they have a “right” of privacy in public… there is absolutely no expectation of privacy in public. Besides, there are cameras EVERYWHERE always filming.
- Comment on Weekend at Bibi's 1 week ago:
Benjamin Isayahoo of Isntreal?
- Comment on What games are you picking up March 19th? 1 week ago:
Ugh, dammit. I’ve got over 700 games in my steam library, quite a few I’ve probably never even played. I suppose I’ll just be adding more random games I may or may not play to satisfy that “retail” therapy itch. But, realistically I will be buying Slay the Spire 2 even though it may not be discounted too much since it’s newly EA.
- Comment on I figured OK I'll give it a try. But before I even got it out they were screaming at me 2 weeks ago:
You’re supposed to leave it in and not move. It’s called “soaking.”
- Comment on Just sitting here, pondering what it's like to be a fleeting piece of Internet lore... 2 weeks ago:
Drugs are a helluva drug.
- Comment on We don’t have room in the carbon budget for a world war. 2 weeks ago:
It’d probably play out as Iran, China, Russia (eventually North Korea) v. US, Israel - then all the dick swinging and pissing contest and empty threats would push UK, France and Germany in but they’d just be hoping US would be doing all the heavy lifting because honestly they want to be the “heroes” anyway so why not. Then some bickering and hootin and hollering would happen between Russia, China and US and nuclear threats begin. It’d likely be a stalemate as it’d be considered MAD (mutually assured destruction) but who knows with these crazy assholes.
- Comment on We don’t have room in the carbon budget for a world war. 2 weeks ago:
Eh, a few old demented psychopaths armed with nuclear warheads? I’d wager to say pretty apocalyptic.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
This is great, I just have a few questions:
A.) Does it still affect menstrual cycles 2.) Does we still have to put up with werewolves? Last.) What if I still want to dance in the moonlight and feel warm and bright on some nights and not feel uptight cause everbody’s dancing in the moonlight?
- Comment on Is this accurate, Canadians? 2 weeks ago:
KEH . KEH . KEH - Bek.
Not KWUH… jesus christ!
- Comment on Is this accurate, Canadians? 2 weeks ago:
It’s pronounced Quebec…
- Comment on Is this accurate, Canadians? 2 weeks ago:
This is pretty offensive to America’s hat, and almost their 51st state before the orange turd decided to start bullying Greenland. I recommend you apologize now, eh.
- Comment on BREAKING!! 2 weeks ago:
Holy forking shirt balls!
- Comment on YouTube ads are about to get even longer and they’ll be unskippable - Dexerto 2 weeks ago:
I get what you’re saying, and these programs are great and all, but the average viewer knows fuck all about these apps or probably how to use them. Most people are turnkey users and basically vanilla. Then there are viewers that are morally conscience who think adblock might be wrong. I’m just saying overall this could knock viewership down a few pegs.
- Comment on YouTube ads are about to get even longer and they’ll be unskippable - Dexerto 2 weeks ago:
Good call, a more targeted approach.
- Comment on Yann LeCun Raises $1 Billion to Build AI That Understands the Physical World 2 weeks ago:
These assholes really want Terminator to happen.
- Comment on YouTube ads are about to get even longer and they’ll be unskippable - Dexerto 2 weeks ago:
If I want to go blind I splash acid in my eyes
- Comment on YouTube ads are about to get even longer and they’ll be unskippable - Dexerto 2 weeks ago:
Please Google don’t get rid of shorts! Especially the ones with the wonderful AI voice over and karaoke style closed captioning! Please don’t do that! Or else I’ll keep using adblockers.
- Comment on YouTube ads are about to get even longer and they’ll be unskippable - Dexerto 2 weeks ago:
That’s unfortunate for the content creators. I realize that majority of their revenue comes from ads, but this is probably going to drive viewership down. The average person doesn’t have that kind of attention span anymore.
Ads are already a nuisance, making them unskippable will turn people away from the video especially if they also decide to go down the route twitch went of you having to physically be present and not minimize the ad. Creators already resort to their own product placement in their videos, which fortunately can be skimmed through. I just try to buy THEIR products to show support, if they offer.
Also, nothing makes me want a product less than intrusive annoying ads. That’s a product I would steer clear of.
- Comment on EA Lays Off Staff Across All Battlefield Studios Following Record-Breaking Battlefield 6 Launch - IGN 3 weeks ago:
Well shit, here I thought I was window dressing the severance package, but I guess it’s actually something they’d enjoy.
- Comment on EA Lays Off Staff Across All Battlefield Studios Following Record-Breaking Battlefield 6 Launch - IGN 3 weeks ago:
EA execs to the employees:
Thanks for making us a lot of money, unfortunately, we need it more than you, our yacht fuel is expensive. We have to let some of you go. We hope you understand. As a token of our appreciation here’s a copy of BF6 and Year 1 Season Pass! Fu… err thank you for all your hard work and dedication.
- Comment on Checkers, not chess. 3 weeks ago:
Wish the bastard was playing hangman.
