ieatpwns
@ieatpwns@lemmy.world
- Comment on Trump, Xi speak by phone, vow improved ties despite threats 1 week ago:
God damn I want trumps neckussy so bad
- Comment on Elon Musk wants the U.S. to “Liberate the people Britain from their tyrannical government” 3 weeks ago:
No he should be spitroasted by soup cans til the burst out his barrel gut
- Comment on Ever since I've started running like a penguin with it's butt on fire I've saved so many precious calories 4 weeks ago:
The waddle is also more stable on ice because they shift their center of gravity over each step Instead of pushing off from the grounded foot
- Comment on Che Mangione 1 month ago:
My grandma loves che because he was handsome. I now know how she feels
- Comment on The Verge raises a partial paywall: ‘It’s a tragedy that garbage is free and news is behind paywalls’ | Semafor 1 month ago:
Information should be free. Putting it behind a paywall makes it so the less fortunate suffer by being kept out of the loop.
- Comment on *Everyone liked that* 1 month ago:
Not enough thoughts and prayers for you?
- Comment on [Clip] A Quick Getaway - Dan Da Dan 2 months ago:
I’m waiting for the aliens to show up again that’s gonna be some good shit
- Comment on BIOMES 2 months ago:
Taiga is a nice name too
- Comment on Do you really want it in your body??? 2 months ago:
Won’t someone think of the fishes?!
- Comment on Here are the patents Nintendo and the Pokémon Company are suing Palworld about, according to Pocketpair 2 months ago:
Am I reading the patent info right? The patents were applied after palworld came out?
- Comment on The Magic Keyboard and Mouse now use USB-C! 2 months ago:
It’ll be a moment for the history books when I can charge my mouse and use it at the same time
- Comment on Mexican TikTokers have code words to report on narco-violence without getting banned. 3 months ago:
You get it
- Comment on Fruit Flies 3 months ago:
Someone tell this guy about Jeremy bearimy and timey wimey space stuff
- Comment on Stop killing games 3 months ago:
I found piratesoftwares Smurf account
Or who knows maybe an industry plant
- Comment on Amazon will “ramp up” Prime Video ads in 2025 3 months ago:
Your employer probably made you sign a contract, Amazon just changes their eula/terms&conditions. Amazon aren’t legally bound to keep their prices the same.
- Comment on I have the weirdest aesthetic preferences 3 months ago:
The bottom is giving “Here’s Johnny!”
- Comment on YSK: You don't own your Kindle e-books. 3 months ago:
Jokes on Amazon I can almost always find a copy of what ever book on libgen that I end up owning crazy how that works
- Comment on Had to read it 3 times to make sure 3 months ago:
It’s because it’s cheaper to go to court with that class action lawsuit against them than it is to arbitrate with everyone affected
- Comment on Mod creator who bypassed PSN account linking for God of War Ragnarok deletes it due to fears of "possible threats from Sony" 4 months ago:
Lock you into their eco system and sell more of your data
- Comment on How do I avoid enshitification of my keyboard and mouse 4 months ago:
What’s the mouse and keyboard? So I can stay away
- Comment on Spelunky Has Just Got An Official Port For The C64 | Time Extension 4 months ago:
If Indie devs keep making games on old consoles id die happy. Just because console manufacturers make new consoles doesn’t mean we need to hurry and buy the next best thing especially if indie devs port to older hardware
- Comment on Who needs beams when you have arches? 4 months ago:
Sir these are peanuts
- Comment on My friend gifted me a "fighting RPG" that turned out to be something else entirely 4 months ago:
I’d only be able to play til im satisfied then I’d roll over and go to sleep
- Comment on The number 1 cause of death from chocking is having some sort of obstruction of the air ways. 5 months ago:
Yea and the tire obstructs their air way
- Comment on Consumer, we have detected that you are above the poverty line. The 99¢ price printed on this Arizona tea can only applies to those below the poverty line. Your total comes to $3.67. 5 months ago:
Then they get mad when people start stealing shit
- Comment on Photo Of The Rarest GameCube On Earth Appears Online | Retro Dodo 5 months ago:
The logo is like the n64 logo evolved
- Comment on Are my standards for women to high? 5 months ago:
Top tier shitpost
- Comment on What if Dinosaur is the most common form of life, and they sent their DNA here in a galaxy wide seeding operation? 6 months ago:
Panspermia
- Comment on Is everyone so depressed now partially because modern science has probably proven there is no god / afterlife? 6 months ago:
After I die I’m dead who gives a fuck there’s no after life I certainly won’t I’ll be dead
- Comment on Is everyone so depressed now partially because modern science has probably proven there is no god / afterlife? 6 months ago:
Especially makes more sense than narwhals.