ieatpwns

@ieatpwns@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Leave the seal alone!⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh the seelmanity

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forget your astral sign, which Muppet do you want to be?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The yep yep aliens

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold The Glorious and Delightful Watermelon Radish!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  🫜

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're doing radishes now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  🫜

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me n the homes not crossing streams cuz were not gay⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy mother of clear streams

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me n the homes not crossing streams cuz were not gay⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice try. We all know you have 2 dicks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No low ballers, I know what I have⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Blue cheese has mold in it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon discovered a 'high volume' of CSAM in its AI training data but isn't saying where it came from⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bezos laptop. If I’m wrong he can prove it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spong Berb Adventures #15⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I want someone to hold me the way squidward holds that watermelon. Is that too much to ask?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bri'ish Cuisine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  All it’s missing some peas and gravy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every day, boss makes a dollar, I make a dime...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As far as work is concerned My ibs needs accommodations and I have 4 extra 15 minute breaks a day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Macaw⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s the other half?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was as if it was taunting me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ayo, pause… my scrolling so I can admire this massive rock cock

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI Wants To Create Biometric Social Network To Kill X’s Bot Problem⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just one more social media bro

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spong Borb Adventures #13⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I love me a good lil Sebastian reference

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fork and spaghetti frozen in place⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Corn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spong Berb Adventures #12⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I know I might be asking for a lot but like can I get the full series ? This is a certified banger

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You broke your butt cleaning your driveway and then this always happens⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Rookie mistake not shoveling it down the street

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI bot swarms threaten to undermine democracy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just more ram bro I promise bro we’ll save the world with more ram bro please bro more ram

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Boss Kyle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  M

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2026 savings distribution feedback⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d withdraw it all and buy gourd futures. OR, you can invest it into political betting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks 🙏🏻⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sky is blue

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🥵🍆💦 == 🤡🎉✨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🌽

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK Tips for a Winter Storm⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Waddle like a penguin on ice. They rarely fall over

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At Davos, NVIDIA, Microsoft CEOs deny AI bubble⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Not a bubble” isn’t for us it’s for investors that are starting to wake up. He’s just trying to keep them asleep

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Believing the law or elections will save us from the current situation is like believing superheroes will save us⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Might as well be a Russian troll farm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft initiates colossal restructure to become a more 'gamer-centric' company⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only way to get AAAA games. Makes sense!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bet that hurts⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kanye’s sweating rn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You never know how they will react⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope just a nail and a hammer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's not such thing as a vegan billionaire.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Agreed they might not cause suffering when it comes to the food they eat But they don’t make those billions of dollars without exploiting millions of people