ieatpwns

@ieatpwns@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why should only guys get paid for donations?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahh shitty boomer ai you can tell because of the piss filter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I spent weeks setting up a night break in and and now I find THIS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m 99% sure that means the cabbages just roll right at night instead

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amid EA's unpopular $55 billion buyout, Baldur's Gate 3 director takes time "to remind people that making games faster and cheaper while charging more has never worked before"⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Aren’t the cod games made by 3 different studios that take turns with their releases? Or did they stop doing that? I remember infinity ward, Treyarchand I can’t recall the 3rd

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI's new Sora video generator to require copyright holders to opt out, WSJ reports⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Pikachu and Mickey ain’t doing shit. They’re the ones funding the govt that’s working in OpenAIs favor

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI's new Sora video generator to require copyright holders to opt out, WSJ reports⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d like to opt out my dna id is gtacattacaggaga and my bank account is 314159

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Animal guessing game!!! ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mule

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OK what is your Roman name?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Assius

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Borderlands 4 Nintendo Switch 2 Version Delayed Indefinitely⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Randy tomorrow: “if you wanna play bl4 get a stronger switch 2”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“JUST BECAUSE I HAVE THE VOICE OF A MUNCHKIN FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ DOES NOT MEAN THAT I HAVE TINY LITTLE MOUSE BALLS! BESIDES, EVEN IF I DID, CORRELATION DOES NOT PROVE CAUSATION!!!”⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then show your balls to prove it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xbox invests big into indies, signs Game Pass deals with over 50 studios⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Their “close deal” and “close studio” keys are right next to each other on their keyboards. Simple mistake to make

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your favourite kind of restaurant?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Neutron pasta restaurant

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And now it's not even working properly⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You were supposed to soak it in water first

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shipping costs will no longer exist if teleportation is invented.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  With the greed of corporations you pay the premium tier for teleportation and low cost shipping to wait a few days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every action has a reaction⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Still can’t bring Charlie Kirk back to life lmfao

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump says designating Antifa 'a major terrorist organization'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  News media should stop softening it by calling it antifa. It muddies the message. It’s anti fascism

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Campaigners urge EU to mandate 15 years of OS updates⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Would Linux even count since it’s foss?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“TO THE PERPETRATORS WHO STOLE MY ASS: I HAVE BOTH HANDS ENGAGED IN FINDING IT AND YOU WILL SOON FACE THE FULL FORCE IF THE LAW!!!”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is he always focusing on a spot right in front of his face?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It really works. You should try it!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He had a krik in his neck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When real life generates the shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “What’s wrong with the kkk?”

  This guy probably

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Larry Ellison overtakes Elon Musk as world’s richest person⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They should fight to the death to see who comes out on top

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bit sad in'nit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We all fascist now bby

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to Get the Reaper Crest and Unlock Heavy Attacks in Hollow Knight Silksong⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  First off spoilers

  Second off I’m 100% sure no one is coming to lemmy to see how to beat silksong

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨discord⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I let the server know I’m gonna give my mini-me a stern shaking?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨success⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Meh there’s only 2 outcomes i always win my 50:50s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨choice⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Orange and black

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨success⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  $100 says this meme won’t get more than 50 upvotes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hands-On: Borderlands 4 wants you to forget Borderlands 3 ever happened⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact they still haven’t fixed a bug where landing on the jakobs planet with the jungles kills some of the audio from the game on ps4/5

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sextortion with a twist: Spyware takes webcam pics of users watching porn⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t touched a webcam in years but I just touched myself 5 minutes ago

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then I came for the spring rolls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The USA prided itself on a nation of immigrant, heck even the Statue of Liberty says it. When did immigrants (US citizens from the old world) become anti immigrant and why?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They pull up the ladder behind them