GreenKnight23
@GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
- Comment on If a girl asks you if you're big, are you supposed to lie or not? 3 hours ago:
never ask a woman her age or weight.
never ask a man his penis size.
if someone asks you how big you are tell them, “big enough to ruin your night”. could be both ways and still enticing enough to continue flirting.
if she continues to ask, tell her “you could find out yourself if you’re inclined.” then offer to go somewhere.
- Comment on I always wondered why hotel rooms had bibles 3 hours ago:
those bibles make excellent paddles for spanking. they give a unique hollow thunk to the audible slap when it hits a thick ass.
- Comment on High fashion 1 day ago:
is that Jared Leto?
- Comment on tiny tot engineering 2 days ago:
- Comment on I do it at least 35 times just in case 2 days ago:
fear not, I’m doing it enough for the both of us.
- Comment on Any advice for me a guy turning 18 yo old?? 3 days ago:
wisdom is often wasted on the elderly. youth is fleeting as are most the mistakes you will make in life at this point.
the following advice is fitting unless you’re doing either of these two things:
- making babies
- taking a life (especially your own)
Live the three truths
- you will always make mistakes
- you will always hurt those you love
- you will always have regrets.
the older you get the harder it is to recover from these truths. Live your life to your requirements. By the time you’re closing in on your 30s, you should start to settle down and find yourself a quiet place to build your life for when you’re in your 50s or 60s.
in your 30s seek out happiness and contentment. this will be your foundation to accept your regrets and mistakes. own the mistakes you made along the way, accept them like you would a bruise or blemish on your body. in time they will heal, if only you accept them and move on.
in your 40s harvest your happiness and contentment. accept there are things you cannot do not because you haven’t or couldn’t but because you shouldn’t.
in your 50s store your happiness and contentment with the knowledge that nobody can take it from you, it’s yours and yours alone.
60+ feed your soul from your stores, using the memories you made along the way. depending on the life you have led, share in new memories with those around you. celebrate their successes as your successes.
if you’re lucky you will build lasting relationships along the way and will have many fond memories. you will inevitability have bad memories as well, but such is life.
personally I lost every single friend I have ever had. I never really recovered from it and now I have no friends. It’s one of many regrets, but I never let it spoil my happiness and contentment. I find fulfillment by other means like hobbies, crafting, and family.
I never wanted to be married or have kids, but it feels as if what you think is important today changes by tomorrow. don’t fight it, because you’ll only be fighting yourself.
life is full of surprises, learn to roll with the punches and adapt to the world. if you don’t, life will fucking kill you.
- Comment on 4chan fined $26K for refusing to assess risks under UK Online Safety Act 5 days ago:
the “trucks” in your example are the users computers/phones.
the highways are the Internet, which is owned and maintained by the UK government after their “gate”.
the alcohol is the content.
4chans trucks deliver to the UKs “gate” and the UK user does the rest from there on the UK highways.
if the UK doesn’t want the alcohol in their country, they need to stop their citizens from purchasing it and block it from entering their country at their “gate”.
this is what any reasonable country would do. they (UK) already do it for actual physical products like potassium bromate, azodicarbonamide, and certain artificial food dyes like Yellow 5 and Yellow 6.
Are they going to sue or fine the companies that manufacture those products? no. They’re going to ban the products that use them and then go after the individuals that smuggle them in.
- Comment on 4chan fined $26K for refusing to assess risks under UK Online Safety Act 5 days ago:
still not reading it. you attempted to argue under false pretenses and I’m not wasting my time on something you probably used AI to generate.
- Comment on negativity 5 days ago:
would you care for a shmoke and a pancake? blintze and a bong?
- Comment on 4chan fined $26K for refusing to assess risks under UK Online Safety Act 5 days ago:
gonna be honest, I didn’t read anything past this part.
So in your scenario here, 4chan starts off by smuggling alcohol into the UK.
I didn’t read any of it because you clearly didn’t read what I said.
here’s the part you conveniently forgot and it literally changes the entire argument.
some enterprising individuals have taken it upon themselves to buy, smuggle, and then sell those beverages inside the UK.
next time you want to argue your point don’t employ the use of bad faith tactics and try to argue your point without manufacturing flaws.
- Comment on 4chan fined $26K for refusing to assess risks under UK Online Safety Act 5 days ago:
Imagine for a moment that 4chan is a business that sells alcoholic beverages in the US. Now imagine the UK has instituted prohibition and banned the consumption of alcohol.
now, some enterprising individuals have taken it upon themselves to buy, smuggle, and then sell those beverages inside the UK.
Clearly, the government has intended to ban the consumption of alcohol, not the sale of it.
Now the UK government is trying to shackle hefty fines against an American company for having the “audacity” of selling a product to an individual within the confines of the US.
again, the UK banned the consumption of alcohol, not the sale of. 4Chan isn’t forcing UK citizens to drink the alcohol. They are simply selling the product, within their country of origin, to individuals who want to purchase it.
now, do you still think the UK government has a right to fine 4chan or do you think maybe the UK government should elaborate on their prohibition regulations to ensure their citizens are properly “protected”?
- Comment on I've been filled 6 days ago:
say “ahhh”
- Comment on So I told that librul teachin' lady that the only letters I need to know is U-S-A 1 week ago:
- Comment on Lasagnaius 1 week ago:
My name is Rectumis Decimus Analingus, commander of the Armies of the South, General of the Phalic Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Shartius Expectious. Father to a black-hole son. Husband to a hotwife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
- Comment on Ferns 1 week ago:
if they did they never would have wrote the article because they’d still be there having a firehose of information blasted at them.
- Comment on Frieren Manga Announces Indefinite Hiatus due to mangaka's poor health 1 week ago:
oh nooooo!
all the best artists have horrible health.
hope they can focus on themselves and get better, even if they never resume work. they deserve time to heal.
- Comment on People regret buying Amazon smart displays after being bombarded with ads 1 week ago:
you bought them?
- Comment on Crunchyroll is releasing all five hours of Chainsaw Man for free on YouTube so everyone can catch up before the Reze Arc movie 1 week ago:
all the people I personally know that liked this show are psychopaths.
no thanks.
- Comment on Crunchyroll to Bring That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime the Movie: Tears of the Azure Sea to Theaters 1 week ago:
That Time My Intergalactic Empire was destroyed over Spaceballs The Movie and all I got was this lousy T-shirt The Movie
- Comment on Fake Protest Videos Are the Latest AI Slop to Go Viral in MAGA World 1 week ago:
hold up. so now we don’t even have to do anything for this this to escalate?
I mean…if I’m gonna get blamed for cheating I might as well cheat, you know?
- Comment on paint job 1 week ago:
it’s a dog eat dog world out there and if you can’t even pairs your dog then how are they even real?
- Comment on it's true! 1 week ago:
I had a house with shrubbery growing around it. the roots were dense but light, so no real danger to the foundation. I had mentioned to my wife a couple times about removing the shrubs to replace them with flower beds with smaller shrubs to make it easier to maintain.
one day I came home from work and her dad and her had completely ripped up every shrub along the back of the house.
I was livid. I asked her what she was going to do next because money was tight. She shrugged and said we can save up to plant something for next year.
I explained to her that those shrubs were protecting the foundation from water egress and by removing them we would have water in the crawlspace. she dismissed me and said I was overreacting.
this was just as spring started. guess what happened next? yep, water started to seep into the foundation and the walls were clearly wet. I showed her, explained that in 5-10 years the mortar between the blocks would soften and begin to break down and fall apart.
for context, the house was built in the early 50s and the foundation was just raw concrete blocks without any moisture barrier. the shrubs had been there since the house was built (or at least very nearly the whole time). there was one corner that had a downspout that dropped right on top of the foundation that had some pretty bad spalling but was otherwise in perfect condition.
she listens to me now.
- Comment on Microsoft is plugging more holes that let you use Windows 11 without an online account 1 week ago:
I shouldn’t need to have an internet connection to login to my desktop.
- Comment on Tewwowists 1 week ago:
- Comment on Crunchyroll Faces Cancelation: Why Anime Fans Are Choosing Piracy After Latest Update 2 weeks ago:
between that, the crappy AI subs, the shitty app experience, and a lack of choices in new shows I’ve already been pulling away from their services.
Sony really fucked things up, just like always.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
that’s great until it’s not.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
yes, it’s the right way to go.
rsync over ssh is the best, and works as long as rsync is installed on both systems.
- Comment on America could have avoided all of this with a functional justice system 2 weeks ago:
Canada can still avoid it but your country is just as dumb as us too.
- Comment on ICE to Buy Tool that Tracks Locations of Hundreds of Millions of Phones Every Day 2 weeks ago:
you’re more likely to get it back if you leave it at the airport.
- Comment on How to manage docker compose apps? 2 weeks ago:
docker compose CLI.
KISS, never did me wrong.
