ivanafterall

@ivanafterall@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve enjoyed my NVIDIA Shield, though it’s arguably a bit long in the tooth if they’re still full price.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a mess⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree, I was just wondering how to get to Heaven, but others have pointed out F-18s, a new Tower of Babel, etc…so I think we’re set.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So close!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  And now you’re water-based pooping.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a mess⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Fair. And maybe you could put the F-18 runway at the top.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a mess⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless you flip it over, then it doubles the seating capacity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a mess⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How would we get to Heaven without religion?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a mess⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is the window so much larger than the crucifix? Shows their priorities. A true crucifixion lover would nix the bed and just have a full size wooden cross.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seanut Putter Jandwich⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tuna.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seanut Putter Jandwich⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless you want a free energy/levitation machine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seanut Putter Jandwich⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you’re right. From a physics standpoint, there’s nothing holding the two breads together on that side.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You really have to reach back to remember how THIS worked in your car⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I would have had to reach forward, because I never understood them until this thread. Now I can pretend to understand them and just frustratedly say, “It’s basically electromagnets, to oversimplify it” next time someone mentions these.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The terms "Mother's Day" and "Father's Day" is very anxiety-inducing for people who have been abused/neglected as a child.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Seems like a really difficult, odd thing to gatekeep. It’s defined as “thoughts that pop into your head while you’re doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming.” It’s literally almost meaningless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe need a little ivermectin for that.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Squat over a bowl of worm food and it’ll work itself out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So close!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “That’s why I take twice-daily MORE-O-PHYLL from Malt-O-Meal.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't Look Up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL. Flying fish or…? How do they reach the chicken eggs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flipping the switch⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought his mom was going to jack him off. Sorry!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The solution to many problems⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re both being pretty shitty guests, please just leave my daughter’s birthday party.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gives a mom a reason to live 5/5⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I was the first to finish, so if you call that failing…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't Look Up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Knives are still number one because some of us can’t afford a car!? Mass murder isn’t the cushy gig it once was, between enshittification, inflation, corporate greed, etc.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't Look Up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t the chickens come on the eggs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If AI was going to advance exponentially I'd of expected it to take off by now.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Duly noted. 🤭 🤫

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If AI was going to advance exponentially I'd of expected it to take off by now.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody wants to portend anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Of all the sentient gas blobs, Dave was the densest. So thick and rich. We all admired him deeply for it -- But Dave just lived in a tiny bottle. That was his whole dumb trick.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you shower with bath salts?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You mean it gets worse?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No, it will get so much better. And so, so, so much worse. Sometimes in the course of like an hour.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gives a mom a reason to live 5/5⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ugh, I was up all night studying for my sex test!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to hold onto a subway pole⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  As a little side bonus, every day is leg day if you’ve beefy enough cheeks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gives a mom a reason to live 5/5⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Brb I’m going to release a vibrating version and become a billionaire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Down with the flu⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  God, clicking that upvote total over to 100 has never felt more right. Suck it, losers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI Training Slop⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry. :/

  I didn’t know you minded.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do you think freewill truly exists?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuckin’ got 'em.