ivanafterall

@ivanafterall@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a girl can never be hyperfeminine/sexual, chaotic, unfiltered online without ulterior motives allegations⁩ ⁨⁨28⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just sex on the beach, baby. Sold!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨essential vocab🫶⁩ ⁨⁨37⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  Cyka blyat. Pichka. Zhopa. Popa. Siski.

  Peech-ka ti materna.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Haha yes society is great⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  How about neither?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Haha yes society is great⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t need money. Shh. Have babies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a girl can never be hyperfeminine/sexual, chaotic, unfiltered online without ulterior motives allegations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Goddamn, I love when you give me orders.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a girl can never be hyperfeminine/sexual, chaotic, unfiltered online without ulterior motives allegations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Look. I’ll do it for free. It’s been a rough spell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Amen. Dogs should be illegal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this accurate, Canadians?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Hockey, eh?

  (Sorry to bring that up.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI companies try to pay staff in AI tokens, not money⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty much literally what company stores used to do/what they want to do again. Except pants were an actual, useful, tangible thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI companies try to pay staff in AI tokens, not money⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Or at least dino nuggets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You already are, they’re using your social security for it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Do they have to be men? Children has a better ring to it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨poetry⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait until you try liquid shits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know SHIT.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google Fiber will be sold to private equity firm and merge with cable company⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ll all be hyperlooping around Mars here soon! 🤞

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Makes you think 🤔 🦵☕️⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  What are some other ways they can look?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Makes you think 🤔 🦵☕️⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Can also look like this:

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  (Yeah, I saved 'em, too, wanna fight about it!?)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmyshitpost lately⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks to be a classic mother-daughter flick where they use each other’s bodies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨title🫶⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s taking your lunch money…so that you don’t fill your temple with unhealthy options.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmyshitpost lately⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Like a couple of Honeybaked Hams.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Our whole society is a grooming session by the pdfile capitalist trans international elite.⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Alright, cool, brah. Go with Christ.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmyshitpost lately⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus Christ.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨spoopy figs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My go-to at KFC.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨spoopy figs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Do we have any theories as to what the cows were going to do with it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨spoopy figs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not to stereotype, but you of all people should be cool with it, no?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨spoopy figs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But could the wasp ever really choose not to enter the fig?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨spoopy figs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So vegans could eat unemployed animals that die of natural causes?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨More of a Jersey cotton kinda guy.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll take neither. Blech. I’m a cotton man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fascism bad.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s just say I get scared real easy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They mods dont want you to know.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, dude, she just wasn’t that into you.