ivanafterall

@ivanafterall@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just one more bro⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  1.) I wish the speed of light were 60 MPH.

  2.) I wish nothing could travel slower than light.

  3.) I wish for the genie’s freedom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨muwa⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  And some DSL.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wax on⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t got a penny. Will a ha’penny do?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wax on⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  How about a morsel? A chunk?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wax on⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeeeeah. Blech. No offense, bees, but keep that shit private.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We interrupt your happiness to bring you this special message from our sponsors⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Surely it won’t be too much to upgrade to the latest patch, since I already bought the last full version?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NSFW for horse pussy⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean…I can’t be mad. I appreciate an honest label. I got everything that was promised.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wish⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish I was a little bit taller

  I wish I was a baller

  I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her

  I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

  And a six-four Impala

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I c it!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  u r 2 real

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I c it!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Heey, it’s the intro to Heroes on NBC

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Technology Connections] Video projectors used to be ridiculously cool [34:39]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to have one of these. Traded an electric guitar for it, then never set it up, while it sat like a beast in my basement taunting me. As cool as it was, I should’ve never traded that guitar. :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your greatest "gaming high" you've been chasing ever since? Please take care not to spoil anything, if you are going to be story-specific.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Two that come to mind:

  • One that I still remember from high school. It was just a simple Counter Strike match. But it was down to me and one other guy. I switched to knife, turned the corner, there he was, going the other way. He didn’t see me. So I followed him, riiight behind him, around several corners, while chat spectated. Still never noticed. I finally knifed him in the back, chat erupted, I felt like a god even though I sucked at Counter Strike.

  • Winning my first Rocket League tournament after years. It really felt like I’d done something that mattered.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is real⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  My bad, that’s probably me. I can try blowing it out a different window.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this is your meme⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I could clock you. You must have a lot of time on your hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨google maps⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess one man’s cock puncture is another man’s leisure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨google maps⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You last visited 2 weeks ago

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Knees weak, arteries are jelly...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Because it IS! It’s from a Chick tract, I have a whole folder of favorite selections.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think he knows? He's gotta know.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t there a thing about Elon Musk having a weird penis? It does feel intuitively correct, anyway. Also, we know Trump has a weird, small, deformed penis. It’s a pretty safe bet that the unifying thread amongst all these fragile fascist types is tiny, weirdly misshapen penii.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At 1%⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You can convert USB-A directly into THC!? Since when!? I’m about to get so fucking high, I’ve got a drawer full of those old cables.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At 1%⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you, I call bullshit.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sorry, guys, it's just not happening⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ask nicely enough and they may still give you one back in the kitchen, if they’re not completely worn out from the day already.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I switched to a new brand and it made a significant difference⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just keep that shit away from my towels.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, exactly, as long as I still get some nuggets and pizza.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mid Career Marine Biology⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A long time ago, I used an AI James Taylor voice and had him cover this. Sounds like he had a stroke or had a few too many. It’s pretty stupid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Colorado delenda est⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Except:

  -Get Out of Denver - Bob Seger -Because I Got High - Because I Got High -Running Up That Hill - Kate Bush

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Colorado delenda est⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  As a citizen scientist, I have to agree with the map’s conclusion. If anything, it’s optimistic. I’d say the timeline is probably closer to 12 years before that map is our new reality.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  30-count nugget platter to hold us over while we wait for the pizza to cook.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, the brisket there is really good. Pretty sure you can still make out BBQ sauce stains on the corners of his mouth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Except the penises. Just look at their trucks.