ivanafterall

@ivanafterall@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NASA landed on the moon, by shooting for the moon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not how orbital mechanics work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NASA landed on the moon, by shooting for the moon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Land in ocean, suddenly Tom Hanks is involved.

  See? They still landed amongst the stars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What good thing just happened in your life?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn. That’s worth savoring.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dummy Thicc⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think this one might just be good ol’ fashioned Photoshop? Not sure. But you’re right. AI is next-level.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨American house⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is how you stop school shootings. Good kids with guns stop bad kids with guns.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨American house⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do they give you your free candy when you get to the graves or is that later? When do you get the sweeties?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not likely to be AI-generated or Deepfake⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are we all looking at the same snussy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you can say segs on the internet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Coitus. Copulation. Having intercourse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The grand prize⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But the guy above said fif… You know what, I’ll do $1 million.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The grand prize⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  About the same as me winning a giant-ass dinette and patio set for my moderate-sized apartment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trying to reverse climate change won’t save us, scientists warn⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m taking my hatred-curing pills back with me to feed to my past self so that I stop hating climate change so much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Russian TV companies demand 2 undecillion rubles from Google⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can loan Google the $5 if they need it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trying to reverse climate change won’t save us, scientists warn⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then I guess you guys have no use for this climate change reversal machine I made. I knew it was a shit idea. I’m so stupid. I’m scrapping it now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trying to reverse climate change won’t save us, scientists warn⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What about 2 billion people living pretty good lives or 9 billion people living less-miserably? That’s at least two more options right there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You could probably measure someone's age how hanging his balls is.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why are you seeing men’s balls while using the changing room? Is it a communal changing room? Do you buy new clothes frequently?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Give me a 3d printer and a place to plug it in and I will create the world." - *Archimedes*⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inside the U.S. Government-Bought Tool That Can Track Phones at Abortion Clinics⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Name me literally one way to use a calendar or map without a phone?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inside the U.S. Government-Bought Tool That Can Track Phones at Abortion Clinics⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you want maximum privacy, you gotta nix that partner and, really, the communication. Shit, I’ve already said too much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inside the U.S. Government-Bought Tool That Can Track Phones at Abortion Clinics⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Get this in front of the Supreme Court ASAP!

  …oh…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rap Video rule⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Illuminati confirmed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Tech Coup: A New Book Shows How the Unchecked Power of Companies Is Destabilizing Governance⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Large Boeing Satellite Suddenly Explodes Into Pieces⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Their first mistake was building on the BeamNG platform.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Large Boeing Satellite Suddenly Explodes Into Pieces⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  RIP

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A useful map for travelers⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Classic Mussolini.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People assume that the secrets of the universe will be revealed to them in an afterlife, but you might just remain your same dumb self and have to spend eternity going to church.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Very relevant username.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Menopause should be called menostop cause there is no menoresume?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a portmanteau of “Minnow Palls,” because doctors used to believe it was caused by a cloud of small fish surrounding those experiencing it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All hail the snail⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Snails and slugs are one of the few insect infestations I get excited over. They vary so widely in sizes, they’re cute to watch. They used to steal cat food from a bowl we had outside.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm tired, boss.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One time, I thought it’d be easier to just dump the fries or whatever from the basket onto the plate. And it worked, except all of the accumulated old oil and crumbs also came out, too. That was pretty gross.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Five flavors 🤤⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, c’mon.

  Right or wrong? I can hardly tell.