ivanafterall
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world
- Comment on Scientists find that ice generates electricity when bent 1 hour ago:
And you all thought we were melting the ice caps too quickly before!
- Comment on recklessly stolen in cold blood 2 hours ago:
If you think about it for a minute, it’s just like that old Queen song.
- Comment on Ever wonder why you never get hand or wrist pain holding a Hot Dog? 2 hours ago:
Use the fingers on your other hand to gently stroke the bottom of the bun.
- Comment on Ever wonder why you never get hand or wrist pain holding a Hot Dog? 2 hours ago:
idk I bet Saddam had a fat hog on him.
- Comment on xkcd #3144: Phase Changes 2 hours ago:
It was trying to give you a present.
- Comment on I baked eye ball cookies for Halloween 3 hours ago:
The cookies weren’t the only thing that didn’t last long.
- Comment on I baked eye ball cookies for Halloween 3 hours ago:
It’s the internet. You can say “fuckable.”
- Comment on I baked eye ball cookies for Halloween 3 hours ago:
I recommend blue or purple.
- Comment on Xbox consoles are getting a price bump. Again. 7 hours ago:
I kinda love PS5, but even still, I agree with the sentiment. Haptic feedback in all PC controllers, pleeeease?
- Comment on Xbox consoles are getting a price bump. Again. 7 hours ago:
At this price, I can not own two!
- Comment on Americans have 400 days to save their democracy 8 hours ago:
Phew!
- Comment on Americans have 400 days to save their democracy 8 hours ago:
It’s no mistake they all shit their pants in solidarity with Trump.
- Comment on Samsung brings ads to US fridges 1 day ago:
Presumably on the Smart Clock?
- Comment on Sweet dreams are made of these? 2 days ago:
Agreed, actually. That’d be a more understandable, straightforward mix-up. Ol’ Jordie set out to vindicate Freud’s entire life’s work in a single night’s sleep. And probably Jung and a bunch of other people I’m not familiar with. The quote read to me like a hilariously twisted, Wish.com attempt at reproducing something like Memories, Dreams, Reflections.
- Comment on High fashion 2 days ago:
Alexander McQueen X Charlie Kirk collab
- Comment on 2 days ago:
You know what they say: a bush in the hand…
- Comment on Hold up! 2 days ago:
Wehadababyitsaboy?
- Comment on This Nutella waffle place has the weirdest name. 2 days ago:
- Comment on Do you truly believe that this is a human being? 2 days ago:
The Dolphins don’t care much for football, either.
- Comment on Hardest battles 3 days ago:
I don’t know, that kind of makes her cooler to me. She’s always been kinda like “the girly Superman” to me (I know, I know, Supergirl, etc…). She’s just…bleh. Boring. But I was always an X-Men and Batman kid. And The Tick!
- Comment on If men had babies instead of women? Men would probably just all get C sections because everyone knows people have to keep being born. 3 days ago:
I think you might underestimate C-sections. My ex had one and older women could visually recognize it, because she struggled to walk for awhile.
- Comment on Why is the human body so incredibly bad at responding to colds? 3 days ago:
The Nyquil that helps you sleep is a Godsend when I feel like this.
- Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased... 3 days ago:
Because it’s so much better to just leave the piss lying about elsewhere? Just pull on your big boy panties and piss yourself. It’s fine.
- Comment on Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both 3 days ago:
Cuck?
- Comment on Flexin the muscles 3 days ago:
I got a 103 fever for the past 6 months and it ain’t going down.
- Comment on Directions 3 days ago:
You sleigh me, but this is snow joking matter.
- Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased... 3 days ago:
My OnlyFans subscribers. I’m StandingStreamer.
- Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased... 3 days ago:
The gentlemanly thing would be to keep it in your pants, like I do.
- Comment on Michigan GOP Lawmakers Propose Total Ban on Porn 3 days ago:
Then post it for the rest of us.
- Comment on Michigan GOP Lawmakers Propose Total Ban on Porn 3 days ago:
Also pedophilia on private islands!
