ivanafterall
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- Comment on Spotify fans threaten to return to piracy as music streamer introduces new face-scanning age checks in the UK 10 hours ago:
I thought life was a highway?
- Comment on Almost 90% Of Americans Are Worried About The Cost Of Groceries 12 hours ago:
I get the sentiment, but I haven’t seen a billionaire I’d want to put my mouth on.
- Comment on True Motivation 12 hours ago:
And sometimes maybe they take some of the copper parts back. They giveth, they taketh away.
- Comment on True Motivation 12 hours ago:
Some crackheads twerk, but that’s a different kind of crack.
- Comment on OP cleans his fridge 12 hours ago:
I’m beginning to think this might not have been in OP’s refrigerator, at all.
- Comment on Spotify fans threaten to return to piracy as music streamer introduces new face-scanning age checks in the UK 12 hours ago:
Spaghetti = Carbs = Sugar = Addictive Drug
- Comment on Spotify fans threaten to return to piracy as music streamer introduces new face-scanning age checks in the UK 12 hours ago:
I’ve heard music is a drug, too. It was all drugs, all along. We probably should’ve known, honestly.
- Comment on Count yourself lucky 12 hours ago:
Semper Furdelis 🇺🇸 🦅 🫡
- Comment on Count yourself lucky 12 hours ago:
Step 2: pray for rain
- Comment on Count yourself lucky 12 hours ago:
Wait, do furries work at Applebee’s, as a rule?
- Comment on Please 14 hours ago:
Like when you forget your phone at home all day. “People must be worried sick!”
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- Comment on No blowjobs please 15 hours ago:
Ooooorrr… … …
- Comment on Why doesn't the US build a bridge here to connect Alaska to the mainland? Are they stupid? 17 hours ago:
Because then they couldn’t sell their precious Alaskan cruises.
- Comment on Seen in a public bathroom. What am I missing? 22 hours ago:
I think you’re supposed to fuck it.
- Comment on Surprise! 22 hours ago:
Cropping, too. Pick one size, Jesus. Indecision abounds.
- Comment on Belgium Targets Internet Archive's 'Open Library' in Sweeping Site Blocking Order 23 hours ago:
I’ll still eat as many Freedom Waffles as I please.
- Comment on A 2003 complaint about Half Life 2 23 hours ago:
Oh, maaaan. HappyPuppy. I haven’t thought of that in ages.
- Comment on I suspect you can understand everything about a person simply by watching how they play Duck Hunt on the NES. 23 hours ago:
I’d suggest getting too excited about shooting the dog is a different kind of personality test. I’m pretty much convinced the whole game is designed to root out the sick among us.
- Comment on I suspect you can understand everything about a person simply by watching how they play Duck Hunt on the NES. 23 hours ago:
To me, holding the gun right up to the TV is so lazy and entitled. You have no inclination to even challenge yourself. You literally only care about “winning” even though it isn’t fun, at all. You’ve misunderstood the entire point, BUT technically you won. Wow, good job.
- Comment on Yeasty 23 hours ago:
Imagine if you shoved a tampon into the dough ball.
- Comment on Yeasty 1 day ago:
What would happen?
- Comment on I suspect you can understand everything about a person simply by watching how they play Duck Hunt on the NES. 1 day ago:
Challenge myself. Stand back to test my accuracy.
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- Comment on Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINERS 2 days ago:
I hope they accept crypto.
- Comment on Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINERS 2 days ago:
The peppers are being held on bail. You’re not purchasing them, you’re bailing them out.
- Comment on what video game deserves to be in a museum? 3 days ago:
100% guarantee there are probably still YouTubers doing that in 2025. And you might be surprised how good it can look upscaled to 4K, if you haven’t tried it.
- Comment on what video game deserves to be in a museum? 3 days ago:
NFL 2K5. It would be a somber memorial, a pedestal bearing a single copy of the (Xbox version of) the game, with a single spotlight shining down on it from above as it rotated. An eternal flame, possibly several, burn nearby. The walls would be digital, montages of all the memories. There would be mournful orchestral music playing, heavy on the clarinets and oboes.
- Comment on what video game deserves to be in a museum? 3 days ago:
If I had to be stuck in a timeloop, I might pick being in high-school, late night, losing untold hours to Unreal Tournament until the sun came up and/or I occasionally fell asleep at my computer. Or maybe the LAN parties from that same time.
- Comment on Don't say I didn't warn you 3 days ago:
I admit I can’t help but wonder what would happen though?
- Comment on Original Grade A Counterfeit Currency Fake Money Wholesale 4 days ago:
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