ivanafterall
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world
- Comment on A hotdog should be the opposite of a cool cat, but it's not. 21 minutes ago:
Damn, so hotdogging is cool catting.
- Comment on bee movie turns 18 today btw 37 minutes ago:
So you were partying with it before it was 18, by your own admission.
- Comment on I can't believe they still push this fear narrative myth about "tainted" Halloween candy. It's the Satanic Panic that refuses to die. 1 hour ago:
Growing up before woke, you just got used to the occasional razor or research chemical in your candy. It toughened us up.
- Comment on sushi delivery 6 hours ago:
You’re supposed to boil it.
- Comment on Candles are the percent gift. Of the receiver doesn't like them they can set them on fire and remove the problem. 10 hours ago:
Dick move.
- Comment on Candles are the percent gift. Of the receiver doesn't like them they can set them on fire and remove the problem. 11 hours ago:
If I give you a candle as a present, I was never your friend.
- Comment on China solves 'century-old problem' with new analog chip that is 1,000 times faster than high-end Nvidia GPUs 12 hours ago:
What does this mean, in practice? In what application does that precision show its benefit? Crazy math?
- Comment on A baseless and malicious claim 12 hours ago:
I grimaced.
- Comment on JD, you dog. 12 hours ago:
It’s only a true Appalachian Motorboat if you’re related to the person in the coffin and the person on the coffin.
- Comment on JD, you dog. 12 hours ago:
He agrees, he said he wishes she’d convert to Christianity. It’s gonna really suck for her when he’s living it up with the big Trump in the sky and she’s burning alive eternally, but what can you do. You try to love em where they are ya know.
- Comment on Betrayal 1 day ago:
I’ll have the last laugh when that asshole encounters a new breed of criminal. And the only person that can help him solve the crime in time is the greatest regret and nemesis from his past. I will assist only via rhyming riddles.
- Comment on 1 day ago:
F ucking
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N ana
- Comment on Don't try to stop me 2 days ago:
It’s your funeral.
- Comment on Go Green 2 days ago:
It’s like Big Rock Candy Mountain 2.0.
- Comment on Go Green 2 days ago:
It’s a mushroom pizza, right?
- Comment on Go Green 2 days ago:
Hear me out: cannabis/bamboo hybrid. You just pluck a stalk and the whole thing is a smokable, natural pipe, ready to go.
- Comment on YSK tricks for one of the cheapest meals: beans and rice 3 days ago:
Can anyone recommend an economical and tasty gruel brand?
- Comment on Dear neighbor... 3 days ago:
Oh, really? Maybe ask your wife about that.
- Comment on Dear neighbor... 3 days ago:
You misspelled one beep
- Comment on Dear neighbor... 3 days ago:
“I’m sorry, sir, your smoke detectors aren’t nearly radioactive enough to be considered safe.”
- Comment on Dear neighbor... 3 days ago:
RIP RaivoKulli 🔥
- Comment on Dandruff is really just flesh crumbs. 3 days ago:
Mine are Man Morsels.
- Comment on Dandruff is really just flesh crumbs. 3 days ago:
Doesn’t have to be gross. Think of it like parmesan cheese flaked fresh off the big wheel. Fancy!
- Comment on We should ask the sheep... 4 days ago:
- Comment on The humanity 4 days ago:
I have shredded cheese. :(
- Comment on The humanity 4 days ago:
I thought you meant the cheese, at first. I believe trying to rinse the cheese in the sink is when I’d start crying and eventually snap.
- Comment on The humanity 4 days ago:
Ain’t nothing missing them buns bro.
- Comment on The humanity 4 days ago:
… I’ll just do mine on the stovetop real quick, but thank you!
- Comment on card game shop 4 days ago:
Damn, that’s cool.
Damn, that’s expensive.
- Comment on An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’ 4 days ago:
