ivanafterall

@ivanafterall@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PB&J⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m circumcised. Last girl I was with said, “so you’re not circumcised?” While handling it. Makes you think. Makes me think, anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Practical and Logical⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Until it’s no longer structurally sound and falls off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Practical and Logical⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Panta is the plural of panties, fyi.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Practical and Logical⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  That must get extremely expensive when clothes shopping?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Practical and Logical⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The Mr. Bean/Monk/Matlock/Peter Griffin approach.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y Combinator CEO Garry Tan launches dark-money group to influence California politics⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Smart fella. Wait, no, I meant fart smella.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which is it?.⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Only kind I like is cheesy and very, very wet. Notably broccoli cheddar soup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Website⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  How do you know that wasn’t OP?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨64GB of DDR5 RAM now costs more than a MacBook Air - memory prices have surged 300% in just six months⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry, I suspect Cloud Terminals will be super cheap. You don’t even need that ol’ thing anymore!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discord walks back age verification fears for most users⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Too late, already uninstalled like a week ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Website⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t know those photos had gone public. I swear it isn’t what it looks like!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's take a moment to remember the time period when everyone had to adjust to using dual-joysticks on controllers.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Prove it. I don’t believe you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's take a moment to remember the time period when everyone had to adjust to using dual-joysticks on controllers.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  God, it’s so…pure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Epstein details scrubbed from Mandelson’s Wikipedia page by shady paid editor— As the then-ambassador came under fire, an anonymous user tried to downplay his history of support for Jeffrey Epstein⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Or their mothers just did a terrible job of raising them. Look at J.D. Vance and his street urchin mother.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Women want to be pursued.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Ah, playing hard to get. Classic.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's take a moment to remember the time period when everyone had to adjust to using dual-joysticks on controllers.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That first Medal of Honor game felt so epic though. The music, the ambiance. I’m playing the damn History Channel over here!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Performance enhancement⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It does it when it wants, I can’t really control it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hamburglar, meet Hat Man⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Whatever rock you prefer should work. I go 50:50 meth/crack, never bigger than a skipping stone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kid Rock is the people version of an above ground pool⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Kid Rock is like that guy who prefers sex with children.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Save as PDF⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Print Deeznuts Fuckyou

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Save as PDF⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you used to love pdf files?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BASED?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That was all the salesmen at one place I worked. Mormons with tons of kids. They’d go anywhere in the world to get away from them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Homeland Security Spying on Reddit Users⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wherever OP is, the U.S. is probably already there, in some capacity. You can say it’s not an invasion, but could you ever really make us leave?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Praise Be⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Victor Garber!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Praise Be⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget the Mormons!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ţ̴̭̪̥̒̽̋͋̿̄́͊̾̌̓̀̔͝͝͝͝ͅh̵̬̙̩̞̻̰͇̠̭̦̊̽̆̓̍͆̑̓͌̓̋͊e̶̢̡͍̪͕̥̤̬̋͂̑̈́̚̕ͅͅ ̵̛̛͖̌̀́̌̑̃̆͆̈́͒́̌̕̚͠ǵ̸͎̩̭͒̎̉̈́̌͂̇o̸͇̗̙͖͋̚v̵͖̫͕̔̽́̋̀̋̈́̉͌͋̽̈́̓͑̚͝͝e̵̙̦̬͇̭̍̏͊̃ř̸̭͈̼̱̤̻̏̎̚n̸͍̰̠̆͆́̓̚͘͝m̷̏͂̕ͅẹ̸̡̨͎͉̲͍̝̲̌̿̽̔͊ͅṉ̶̬̠̱̩̔̌̈́̒̋͘⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve yet to encounter bad alien urine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Consumer hardware is no longer a priority for manufacturers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Human…capital?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The AI boom is so huge it’s causing shortages everywhere else The $700 billion AI spending spree has few precedents. Good luck finding an electrician or a reasonably priced smartphone.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And rolling back things like marital rape laws. And perhaps we were a little hasty allowing women to have their own checking accounts (IN 1974). Etc…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, yeah? Well, if that’s how you’re gonna be, I hope you find some FUCKING PEACE, MY FRIEND!