ivanafterall
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world
- Comment on Just shut up and RAM me already 11 hours ago:
What I’d give for a fresh new RAM stick.
- Comment on Rushmore 11 hours ago:
Tell him it’s about giving head to former presidents and he’ll be there with bells on.
- Comment on Rushmore 11 hours ago:
That’d be kinda hilarious if I’m being honest.
- Comment on Rushmore 11 hours ago:
Well, I’m not gonna say it!
- Comment on Rushmore 11 hours ago:
Might as well also add the one to whom he gave head.
- Comment on If God truly is ‘all-powerful’ and ‘omnipotent,’ then Jesus dying wasn’t the only way to ‘save us.’” 12 hours ago:
My dad is/was a very conservative pastor. As is my brother. And two of my uncles.
I get it, to put it mildly.
- Comment on Not quite a shit post 15 hours ago:
Damn it! Am I already too late to get in on this!? FML.
How’d it go, you guys?
- Comment on Elijah Radcliffe 15 hours ago:
“Damn, Elijah’s gotten pale!”
- Comment on Elijah Radcliffe 15 hours ago:
I am so on board.
- Comment on Elijah Radcliffe 15 hours ago:
Hagdalf
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- Comment on Wikipeter was the founder of the site in 1993 when he wanted to know more about model trains without having to visit the library 17 hours ago:
Oh, snap, it is so on!
- Comment on [deleted] 17 hours ago:
You might appreciate this:
- Comment on [deleted] 17 hours ago:
There are also 24 hour Price is Right channels on Pluto. They have both a Bob Barker channel and a Drew Carey channel.
- Comment on [deleted] 17 hours ago:
I once got hung up on the word fire for a few minutes. My brain refused to accept that it wasn’t:
Fi - Er
It’s so much more logical, but didn’t look right, for some reason: Fier.
Maybe I’m describing the time I unknowingly had a stroke idk.
- Comment on Stay under the speed limit, guys. It's not worth it. 1 day ago:
If you’d spent less time talking, you could have gone like three times already!
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 1 day ago:
A chocolate shake on Trump’s head might change the world.
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 1 day ago:
I love this so much.
- Comment on If God truly is ‘all-powerful’ and ‘omnipotent,’ then Jesus dying wasn’t the only way to ‘save us.’” 2 days ago:
God damn. I’m sorry. I don’t know if it’s better or worse than watching my sober pastor father do his own screaming, sometimes on a stage.
- Comment on Can pets tell who's petting them without looking? 2 days ago:
What was that 80s TV show about the alien who lives with the family? Arf!
Close enough! What a smart girl!
- Comment on People who have eaten since December 31st, 2025, why are you trying to start new shit? 2 days ago:
I could starve myself to death!
- Comment on If God truly is ‘all-powerful’ and ‘omnipotent,’ then Jesus dying wasn’t the only way to ‘save us.’” 2 days ago:
God is just really into child sacrifice. For real, it’s a central tenet. Jesus. Abraham. David. Noah. Lot. Job.
“God is more important than your family” is literally a theme throughout.
- Comment on The Michael Jackson movie should probably be cancelled due to the latest events. 3 days ago:
I thought they slept in his bedroom at his home?
- Comment on Has anything from the lemmy universe ever went viral before Reddit or Tictac or Insta? 3 days ago:
We did it, Lemmy!?
- Comment on Daily Affirmation 4 days ago:
That’s some self-sabotage shit, I hope you get better.
- Comment on Isn't that how you break up? 4 days ago:
Probably the light has gone off by the time he lands back in his chair.
- Comment on Why Are Cars Getting Rid Of Android Auto? 4 days ago:
You want the Rental+ package for an extra $39.99, which enables the car’s built-in Garmin.
- Comment on Star Citizen is on course to reach $1 billion in player funding in 2026, and we still might not get to play its singleplayer campaign next year 4 days ago:
Now imagine it being double that good for just $2 billion!
- Comment on Cruising around the OKC cock ring is an honored Oklahoman tradition 5 days ago:
COCK OUT! COCK OUT!
- Comment on A BETRAYAL! 5 days ago:
