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- Comment on Where can I buy a mosquito laser system? 2 months ago:
7 years in evil medical school and all you get are some crummy sea bass…
- Comment on The grand prize 2 months ago:
Well this isn’t some mundane detail, Michael!
- Comment on Proud globohomo 3 months ago:
I hope they bring enough body oil this time. Last year the budget was blown on chemtrails and ketamine. I was chafing SO bad during the gay satanic orgy
- Comment on Redneck warning system 3 months ago:
If the near alarm goes off forfeit all hope
- Comment on The feds are coming for John Deere over the right to repair: The farm equipment giant has fought against letting farmers repair their own equipment for years 3 months ago:
I live in an area with a lot of farms and I’ve been seeing more foreign brands (e.g. Fendt) popping up lately.
- Comment on Rose Finch 4 months ago:
They also don’t know what the internet is and sing all day
- Comment on unsee this 5 months ago:
Dude’s out here like Image
- Comment on Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost 5 months ago:
Almost as bad as the burn you’ll get from their razors
- Comment on Microsoft PC Manager App 'Repairs' Your System by Making Bing the Search Default 8 months ago:
PC Manager sounds exactly like one of those garbageware “PC tune up” apps I used to clean off of customer computers back when I worked at a repair shop. Right down to changing your homepage/search engine. But at least the other guys would give you a snazzy coupon toolbar or three.
- Comment on The second matchup of the tournament 8 months ago:
I’d pick wolf. They generally leave you alone and don’t want anything to do with you. I don’t know shit about gorillas
- Comment on Tesla Lays Off Employee Who Slept In Car To Work Longer Hours 8 months ago:
Adding this to my list of reasons why I don’t give “110%”
- Comment on Possible snipers seen at OSU. Administration says they're not snipers but should be treated like they are. 8 months ago:
The fact that a rifle is attached to the telescope is just a funny coincidence
- Comment on Divide and rule 10 months ago:
It’s been added on to. The original didn’t have the radio towers or “time out” area
- Comment on Someone fucked up in the design of this stuffed animals tail 10 months ago:
Prolapse Pig
- Comment on Chuck Norris ACTION JANTS 10 months ago:
They fold and retract for less attack surface and enhanced mobility
- Comment on These violent delights have violent ends 11 months ago:
Miles O’Brien put Barclay in the sudo group so That he would snitch on his “menagerie”
- Comment on Disgustang 11 months ago:
lol yup! That’s the one
- Comment on Will someone work on a new duck update! I want giant ducks man 11 months ago:
Would you rather fight one car sized duck or 1000 duck sized cars
- Comment on Disgustang 11 months ago:
People will pay crazy money for old Pyrex stuff. I saw a bowl my grandma had growing up in a thrift store (it was brown and had mushrooms on it) and they wanted $75 for it
So yeah, don’t throw away anything in grandma’s pantry. Sell it and blow the money on ketamine and plan b
- Comment on Proton Mail says that the new Outlook app for Windows is Microsoft's new data collection service 1 year ago:
I mean, can’t you just package your app in flatpack or even snap? Bam, your app works on 99% of distributions for little effort. That’s what Spotify does, and I’d argue they have even less incentive to support Linux than proton does
- Comment on Nervous system when confident system walks in 1 year ago:
We are all made in its image. The flesh is an aberration
- Comment on Hyperloop One to Shut Down After Failing to Reinvent Transit 1 year ago:
Tech bros will call trains unviable and obsolete and then burn truckloads of money on shit like this
- Comment on Google admits it's making YouTube worse for ad block users 1 year ago:
Google’s going to delete inactive google accounts. So if you see a channel whose last upload was six years ago, there’s a good chance it’s about to be deleted
- Comment on The man, the myth, the legend 1 year ago:
This meme is hilarious! It would be even more funny if you plugged me into a shuttlecraft computer
- Comment on LD 4x6 - Cute lil Ferengi guy 1 year ago:
I love how they’ve been growing the characters on lower decks. Shaxs’ transformation from “don’t talk to me I’m pissed off!” to “where’s the help in that?” is fantastic
- Comment on A magical place indeed 1 year ago:
Having slept on an air mattress for the first year or two of my adult life, I can confirm that it definitely does fuck up your back
- Comment on [deleted] 1 year ago:
Oof. I just got over that a few weeks ago and still don’t feel quite right.
I hope you feel better!
- Comment on Come ride me. 1 year ago:
I-it’s not like I wanted to hit the fiber line or anything BAKA!
- Comment on You can’t get rid of it, you can only hide it: Microsoft imposes controversial Windows Backup on users 1 year ago:
I’ve grown up with windows (started with windows 95 in elementary school) and have been a Linux user since 2009. Watching windows decline and the Linux desktop grow and mature has been quite the ride. I’ve been distro-hopping for years and have finally settled on Debian Testing. It does exactly what I tell it to do. It helps me accomplish whatever task I’m doing and then gets out of the way.
Windows on the other hand is the polar opposite of that. Constantly nagging you to use OneDrive. New panels and “experiences” popping up out of nowhere. Unskippable OOBEs after a major update that force you to navigate some dark pattern if you have the audacity to resist using a Microsoft account. The telemetry that you know is running under the hood 24/7. Hands and knees begging you to use Edge to open PDFs?!?! Using windows today is like using Clippy - the operating system.
Linux has come such a long way, and outside of some proprietary edge cases, I can no longer imagine using Windows as a daily driver
