SatansMaggotyCumFart

@SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have a rasberry pi 5 collecting dust, what are some neat useful things i can do with it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re a big fan of drugs so it’s not problematic or any of your business.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have a rasberry pi 5 collecting dust, what are some neat useful things i can do with it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a little person I feed drugs to do all this stuff for me.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure Fox runs off more coke than a John Belushi movie.

• US justice department accused of cover-up after lawmakers view unredacted Epstein fileswww.irishtimes.com ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just like my mom’s!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Couldn't have said it better⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m having a stroke right now.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A line more crushing than "are you almost finished"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  As a premature ejaculator I’ve never heard that line.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You were always on my mind⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not nearly as big as a gherkin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You were always on my mind⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I dm’d you a good pickle.

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• Trump’s cannabis rescheduling order was just smokewww.salon.com ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can use them for either or both⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And I like to toss salads!

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get that silicussy⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  These crackers are slicing up my dick real good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that men who smoke cigarettes are 30% to 50% more likely to suffer from erection problems that men who don't⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but smoking makes you cool so it evens out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If I have to fart when I relax to drain the old main vein I’ll fart too.

  I was asking if this happens to the ladies too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Power through⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I work hard so I can afford good root beer you should try it sometime.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Power through⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Faygo is literally the only part of life those juggalos have figured out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Power through⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is literally the worst type of root beer.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wish I made a dime⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I masturbate while I poop.

  I’m getting pretty good at yo-yoing the turd up and down like a dildo.