DarrinBrunner
@DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world
- Comment on Michigan GOP Lawmakers Propose Total Ban on Porn 23 hours ago:
The GOP really thinks there won’t be any more elections, don’t they?
- Comment on UNDER THE THC 🎶 1 day ago:
Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta ray
In walked a jellyfish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster - Comment on Good evening. 2 days ago:
Happy to see the transplant went well. Do all the fingers work?
- Comment on 2 days ago:
RAMAC 350 would allow businesses to get rid of their old tub files full of punch cards, and many human filing operatives.
For anyone wondering how it made financial sense, as usual, the goal was to replace expensive, touchy, uppity humans with machines.
- Comment on Repetitive negative thinking is associated with cognitive function decline in older adults: a cross-sectional study 2 days ago:
Okay. So, we have correlation.
- Comment on When real life generates the shitpost 4 days ago:
- Comment on When real life generates the shitpost 4 days ago:
I wonder (not really, I don’t give a damn) what his thoughts are on genocide.
- Comment on CNN Panelist Says Ghislaine Maxwell Lawyer Just ‘Admitted’ Secret Trump Deal Live on TV 1 week ago:
Ghislaine likely has a very twisted view of what is appropriate behavior. Without specific details of what she DID observe, we got nothing. She probably wasn’t even technically lying.
- Comment on Fake history porn 1 week ago:
I just played through Portal 2 a couple of weeks ago, for nostalgia’s sake.
“Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is, we’re postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is, we’ve got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You’ll know when the test starts.”
- Comment on Reddit lost it 1 week ago:
See, there’s this guy in Vegas…
- Comment on "Very dramatic shift" - Linus Tech Tips opens up about the channel's declining viewership 1 week ago:
I think the biggest channels I watch have under 4 million subscribers, and most of my channels have less than a million. I’ve never watched the big channels, so I don’t really care.
A while back, YT asked me about turning on my watch history, but I didn’t know it was off. I don’t know what that was about–I think they changed something–but my knee-jerk reaction is to NOT do what they want me to do, so I left it off. Now I just watch whatever is new from my subscriptions, and don’t have any suggestions cluttering my front page, which is a much better way to use YT, imo. So, thanks, YT.
- Comment on What would have to happen to make everybody realize we weren't exaggerating when we said Trump would be like Hitler? 1 week ago:
I think the more pertinent question is, when the majority finally realize it, will it be too late? Will it make any difference?
- Comment on Always so loud 😒 1 week ago:
My kid used to complain about how loudly I sneeze.
He’s 27, now, and he does it too.
- Comment on Age check 1 week ago:
The youngest Boomer is 61. There are plenty of 61-year-olds I’d vote for, and older. For instance, I’d still vote for Bernie–just get him in office, it doesn’t matter how long he lives. Conversely, there are plenty of under-40-year-olds I would not vote for. The problem has nothing to do with age. There are a lot of 20-something MAGAs.
- Comment on Leaked emails link NHS data privatiser Palantir to Jeffrey Epstein 2 weeks ago:
And, also orchestrated.
- Comment on What are peoples opinions and thoughts on finding new love after divorce or break up after a long term relationship and the struggles associated with it 2 weeks ago:
I’m divorced, I fell in love again. It happens all the time.
But, there’s no guarantee any time you fall in love that it will last the rest of your life. We only have so much time, and we can only meet a very small number of people in the time we have, and that means some of us, or more honestly, most of us never find the “love of our lives”. But, maybe that’s not even what you want…
Spend some of your time understanding yourself–accepting who you really are, and what you really want out of a relationship, that’s very important. And, again, you don’t have much time, so it’s best if you can do this sooner than later. Failed relationships will teach you more about who you are, if you’re willing to look at yourself, rather than blame the other person for the end of it.
- Comment on Pentagon Warns Microsoft: Company’s Use of China-Based Engineers Was a “Breach of Trust” 2 weeks ago:
I think some billionaires are having buyer’s remorse.
- Comment on Mastodon says it doesn't 'have the means' to comply with age verification laws 2 weeks ago:
staring at the “Great Firewall of China” and asking themselves “Can we get something like this over here?”
I’ve just been assuming that was the goal all along.
Fifteen years ago, I said on Reddit, “The U.S. is trying to become like China before China can become like the U.S.” Of course, I got buried.
- Comment on The day Return became Enter 2 weeks ago:
I learned to type on an IBM typewriter in school back in the early 80s, I got a D in the class, but a few years later, when I got my first computer, that training would become very useful.
I went from typewriter to keyboard, but I only vaguely remember needing to learn the nuances of a computer keyboard–Ctrl, Alt, Del, Ins, Home, End, etc. It all seems so natural, now, moving between word processing, to graphic design, to games, using the same keyboard for very different tasks.
I sit here, now, typing on my favorite keyboard of the past 15 years, the Logitech K800. I own three of this model, and only two still work. Sadly, the K800 was discontinued, and it’s virtually impossible to find one for sale, they’re highly sought after by those who love them. I was shocked they discontinued it, considering its popularity. Maybe it became too costly to make?
- Comment on If conditions on earth are perfect for life to form shouldn't have happened more than once? 2 weeks ago:
As an aside, see also Silurian hypothesis
- Comment on 2hot2handle 2 weeks ago:
“Spontaneous” doesn’t mean what you think it means.
- Comment on AI Porn 2 weeks ago:
He ded
- Comment on need this pic without text please 2 weeks ago:
Helllloo Hanna!
- Comment on A lesson for you 2 weeks ago:
You can’t husband this shit up.
- Comment on Out of 10. Be specific! 2 weeks ago:
I like my forks like I like my women, thick and tall. I rate this fork 10/10.
- Comment on Microsoft Word documents will be saved to the cloud automatically on Windows going forward 2 weeks ago:
Thank you to the skilled developers who bailed on OpenOffice when the shit stain company Oracle bought Sun, and formed LibreOffice.
I can only hope there will always be digital freedom fighters on the side of good.
I’ve donated to LibreOffice, and you should too, if you use their suite.
- Comment on Bethesda planning a Starfield space gameplay revamp to make it more rewarding 2 weeks ago:
Good luck. Seriously, I’d love to have that game enjoyable. How did they get Fallout 4 so right, and Starfield so wrong? If they can fix it, I’ll try it again. Otherwise, I’ll stick to FO4, I’m getting close to 6600 hours in FO4.
- Comment on Uhm 3 weeks ago:
All it needs is a “pee” tag pointing at the balls… oh, wait.
- Comment on Seems legit. 3 weeks ago:
Post video!
- Comment on Got your attention 3 weeks ago:
Many, many (many), years ago I put a flyer up on an outdoor bulletin board that said:
SEX SEX SEX (In big letters)
Now that I have your attention, this has nothing to do with sex, I’m looking for a roommate…
There was a bench right next to the board, so I sat for a while and listened to people react. It worked, in that several people stopped, laughed, and commented. But, in hindsight, I wasn’t surprised that no one called.