aeronmelon
@aeronmelon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Twitter founder Jack Dorsey pumps $10 million into a nonprofit to build Nostr-based social media apps 1 day ago:
He looks like he’s turning into Mel Gibson.
- Comment on salty 1 day ago:
Just don’t put the pasta next to the antipasta.
- Comment on Medieval medicine was smarter than you think—and weirdly similar to TikTok trends 1 day ago:
“Milady having fainting spells? Dispell her curse with nary a peach pit.”
- Comment on Come slide with me through loopy shooter maps in this homage to Counter-Strike's beloved Source engine surfing 2 days ago:
Okay, sorry, I thought that was the Windows pipes screensaver.
- Comment on It’s the little things 3 days ago:
I read that in Meatwad’s voice.
- Comment on Origins 3 days ago:
Chris Hemsworth wearing Batman pajamas is perfect.
- Comment on RIP 4 days ago:
I didn’t get the joke, then Wham! It hit me.
- Comment on Pls halp 4 days ago:
Back at the station
Officer: “Forensics just came back, te two pieces are not a match. They belong to two separate victims.”
Grizzled detective: “Mother of god…”
- Comment on Good morning to sovcit vanifestos, and only sovcit vanifestos. 4 days ago:
The deafening irony of writing all of that on a Volkswagen.
- Comment on Russia and Belarus plan to create AI model based on “traditional values” 5 days ago:
The People’s Grok.
- Comment on Ukraine Unveils Pocket-Sized Net Launcher to Take Down FPV Drones 5 days ago:
Drone-B-Gone ™
- Comment on High Fashion 5 days ago:
“I shall sing for you the song of my people.
…is that a rolled up newspaper?”
- Comment on Bring them back!!! 5 days ago:
They spared no expense.
- Comment on Don't mess with me bro 5 days ago:
“What’s wrong with your FAAAAAAACE?!”
- Comment on Don't mess with me bro 5 days ago:
Potato skin heads.
- Comment on Tesseract is shutting down 6 days ago:
Admiral Patrick: “That’s a stupid merge request.”
- Comment on none, I mean none, holy zombie Jesus! 1 week ago:
I didn’t know 12-year-old boys could be nuns.
- Comment on Self starter 1 week ago:
- Comment on You can only bring back one. Which do you choose? 1 week ago:
Fuddrucker’s
- Comment on Have a good trip 1 week ago:
“Rest stops? Where we’re going we don’t need rest stops.”
- Comment on Nexus Mods to Enforce Digital ID Age Checks Under UK and EU Laws 1 week ago:
I remember being on GeoCities or Lycos and just incrementing the site number to see different sites.
Star Trek, Star Wars, Lego, PORN!
- Comment on Windows 11 finally overtakes Windows 10 1 week ago:
If Microsoft in any way insinuates that people want to use Windows 11, I’m going to punch them in the neck.
- Comment on "Ascendance of a Bookworm" Season 4 New Key Visual 1 week ago:
The Isekai goddess has returned.
- Comment on There are major holes in this theory 1 week ago:
“We’ve completely combed the wreckage and there is no sign of a nude drawing of Kate Winslet.”
- Comment on FolderDrive USB-C flash storage drags computer folder icon into the physical world – Skeuomorphism in reverse 1 week ago:
Cute.
I have a 256GB microSD card that disappears into the side of my MacBook.
This is perfect for people who have too much desk.
- Comment on *Now you're playing with power!* 1 week ago:
“THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!”
- Comment on Lick it. 1 week ago:
Meanwhile in the kitchen
LIFT THE LID BEFORE YOU PEE
- Comment on A June–July heatwave has caused stress for European power systems, driving electricity demand and doubling daily power prices. Yet grids remained stable, fueled by record volumes of solar. 1 week ago:
That’s awesome, the stability part.
Growing up, I remember being told to stop using the air conditioner during the day by the city. And, in extreme cases, rolling blackouts that lasted for minutes at a time just to shut off unused appliances.
- Comment on Take chances, make mistakes, get messy. 1 week ago:
The Magic School Bus Delivers Aid To Gaza
- Comment on 😭😭😭 1 week ago:
That is a divorced chicken.
