aeronmelon
@aeronmelon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Spooky 3 days ago:
If you see an orange, do not panic. Back away slowly and do not make sudden movements or loud noises. When you are far enough that you cannot see the orange, seek shelter as quickly as possible and contact your local SCP branch. If you do not know the number for your local SCP branch, contact local law enforcement and tell the operator “I would like to report an anomaly.”
- Comment on Pro tip 3 days ago:
I would paint over the whole paragraph with a giant
*too
- Comment on It was better than sitting near a crying kid 4 days ago:
Better nothing, it’s the best seat in the house.
- Comment on Behold: Vent Reznor 4 days ago:
- Comment on Skip 6 days ago:
The Captcha succeeds regardless of which squares you select or whether you select any squares at all.
- Comment on Summer Pockets Anime New Visual 1 week ago:
They finally finished eating all the Prongles.
- Comment on Good evening I choose getting the job done. 1 week ago:
He improvised a land tug boat to make pulling the bigger wheels easier. That man is the smartest person at that intersection.
- Comment on "Don't worry, we can still make banana bread!". The banana: 1 week ago:
I got so tired of that excuse.
No, mom, you can’t and you won’t.
- Comment on Anyone else like that pasta 1 week ago:
Taking a trip to Italy.
- Comment on My friends! 1 week ago:
That’s a good dad.
- Comment on Getting 'laid off' probably sounds pretty sexy to someone who doesn't know what it actually means 1 week ago:
Oof.
- Comment on Polonium 2 weeks ago:
Heil Flipper!
- Comment on Goals 2 weeks ago:
They were both lobotomized for sins against the Lord.
- Comment on "Mobile Suit Gundam Wing" 30th Anniversary Visual 2 weeks ago:
That was around the time of Rising Sun and Midnight Run. Peak Toonami.
- Comment on "Mobile Suit Gundam Wing" 30th Anniversary Visual 2 weeks ago:
One of the best space operas ever created.
- Comment on WrestleMania was running wild on you 2 weeks ago:
”I strap my gun onto my hip
When I dip, you dip, we dip.” - Comment on WrestleMania was running wild on you 2 weeks ago:
Hard to find one of these places that still let you shoot at each other nowadays. :)
- Comment on Admit it. WE all do this 2 weeks ago:
Been a while since I saw Savage Chickens!
- Comment on I just shitpost🙃 2 weeks ago:
Oh, absolutely. His next question was going to be what my passwords were.
In that case, I would have stopped the interview and excused myself. Wouldn’t have been the first time.
- Comment on I just shitpost🙃 2 weeks ago:
I once had a potential employer tell me that they can’t trust me because I have no social media presence.
- Comment on Oven 2 weeks ago:
7-13; the day Jim Davis had a stroke.
- Comment on Vegetarian 2 weeks ago:
That tree had a name.
- Comment on How it started... 2 weeks ago:
”…Startin’ a hurricane, releasin’ pain!”
- Comment on advertisement 2 weeks ago:
Now you’re involuntarily peeing into a bag.
- Comment on Interesting 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on North Korea and South Korea isn't working. Let's try West Korea and East Korea instead. 2 weeks ago:
Grok would be so much better if it trained on episodes of Futurama.
- Comment on He is trying his best, okay? 🥺 2 weeks ago:
Don’t feed the crustaceaniat.
- Comment on Angel 2 weeks ago:
“We know this, and that’s why we love you.”
- Comment on electrostatic spider flight 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on 600-year-old amethyst 'worthy of a duke' found in medieval castle moat in Poland 2 weeks ago:
600 Years Ago:
“I, the Duke of Poland, am not worthy to wear this!”
throws amulet into the moat
