aeronmelon
@aeronmelon@lemmy.world
- Comment on They making fun of you yankee 28 minutes ago:
Jesus god, that FIFA
trophystatue is the icing on the cake of that photo. - Comment on They making fun of you yankee 34 minutes ago:
Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to.
- Comment on Do you have a vegan option? 5 hours ago:
Well then that kid is going to have a bad childhood.
- Comment on Silicon Valley is buzzing about this new idea: AI compute as compensation 12 hours ago:
“You can spend your scrip at the company store.”
- Comment on Iran includes American tech giants on list of new targets 23 hours ago:
- Comment on Next up, our sports segment. 1 day ago:
Carol: “Good evening, I’m Bland.”
Weatherman: “Don’t disparage yourself like that.”
- Comment on Step for my daughter's 14 year old dog 2 days ago:
Damn,that dog has aged gracefully.
- Comment on Firearm Advice 2 days ago:
This comment was written by Darth Maul.
- Comment on Did We? 4 days ago:
“Clocks… adjusted?”
“Yes. Even the coffee maker.”
- Comment on If Programmers are wizards then what are Computer Architects? 4 days ago:
If they fix broken components, necromancers.
- Comment on (Slay the Spire 2) If they replace this placeholder art, I will be upset. 4 days ago:
- Comment on Barely working 5 days ago:
Still more reliable than a Cybertruck.
- Comment on Satellite firm pauses imagery after revealing Iran's attacks on US bases 5 days ago:
“Oops, the observable truth! Our bad.”
- Comment on A happy consequence should be called a prosequence 5 days ago:
- Comment on Ffffff 5 days ago:
We miss you, keyboard cat.
- Comment on there is a special place in hell for these scientists 1 week ago:
We are old gods who punish life for fun.
- Comment on What's in a name 1 week ago:
Also called a pineapple because who cares anymore?
- Comment on US foreign policy circa ???? 1 week ago:
Middle-eastern children: “I want to grow up and be educated.”
Santa: “Best I can do is a drone hitting your house.”
- Comment on 90's throwback 1 week ago:
- Comment on 90's throwback 1 week ago:
That may explain your gastrointestinal situation.
- Comment on Apple introduces Macbook Neo - cheaper Macbooks starting at $599 1 week ago:
The MacBook 5C.
- Comment on Fully Modded Skyrim VR in Samsung Galaxy XR is Something Else 1 week ago:
“Fully modded.”
- Comment on They seemed nice and normal until.... 1 week ago:
She likes to give ‘em the ol’ Rami Malek.
- Comment on If you can do it so can i 1 week ago:
You’re on notice.
- Comment on US | Hegseth Claims Iran War Isn’t Endless — But He Refuses to Provide a Timeline for Its End 1 week ago:
“It’s not endless, the sun will eventually go nova.”
- Comment on commitment 1 week ago:
This is weirdly wholesome.
Start small. Get yourself a pizza, and work up from there.
- Comment on Kyoto Animation President Hideaki Hatta has passed away on February 16th at age 76 1 week ago:
- Comment on Perfection 🍌 1 week ago:
Less time that it takes my mom to actually make banana bread.
- Comment on Perfection 🍌 1 week ago:
Milli Banilli
- Comment on Game over 1 week ago:
Chipotle is really resting on its laurels.