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[half-way through September]

“Hello, September!”

I did the same thing to my refrigerator. The lights flash and it beeps in a piercing tone when you leave the doors open too long. The flashing lights is enough, I took apart the door and found the controller board and just popped the speaker off. Unbothered.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!

Reminds me of Dancemania Speed.

“Oh you’re an Asuka fan? Name all of her mental illnesses.”

Farming and building simulators, now known as high fantasy.

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DNA is such a good song.

Venn diagram is a fuzzy circle.

No love for Red Alert 2?

“Everything I don’t like is AI slop.”

is the new “Everything I don’t want to believe is Photoshopped.”

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CEO: “Make them play a mini game!”

“Oh no, you accidentally launch an whoopsie daisy missile, time to get into the forever box.”

During their announcement that they’ll maintain absolute power themselves:

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“A shame, you seemed an honest streaming pla-a-tform.”

For something that came out of Japan in the 1980s, Ranma is pretty progressive.

It completely sidesteps any issues with naming, but when Ranma is a boy, everyone refers to him as a guy. And when Ranma is a girl, everyone refers to her as a girl. It’s never a point of contention beyond the fact that Ranma is cursed to transition back a forth with hot and cold water.

Japan always knows exactly what they’re doing, even if the rest of the world doesn’t.

“Get in the fucking oven, Shinji!”

Fucking thought the dough was just butter.

Homework/Old homework/Kite.docx

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Best Japanese Emperor ever.

• Suppose to be a puppet for the military junta to control the civilians
• Suppose to do whatever the military tells him
• Actually cares about the Japanese people
• Follows the reports and knows how badly the war is going
• Directly confronts the Generals and orders them to surrender
• Records a formal surrender in secret when they refuse
• Sneaks out of the Imperial Palace with loyalists when the Generals find out and stage a coup with the intention of assassinating the Emperor and his family
• Hijacks the national radio system and plays the surrender recording to all of Japan at the same time, forcing the Generals to stand down to save face
• Saves millions of lives and ends WWII overnight

Gave up his godhood and future for the sake of his people, and as a result got to keep his position as Emperor despite an unconditional surrender to the US.

It was the first time the Emperor spoke to the people of Japan directly.

He was the first Japanese Emperor to set foot on US soil.

And he died peacefully of old age while in office.

I wish more people would be like Emperor Hirohito.

Just a chest xray.

“Yo, how many people just died?”

HMS Invincible: gets sunk

HMS Lame Dog: survives 18 torpedo strikes, 3 bombings, 2 fires, and an iceberg

Native Americans: “Welcome to our land, pale-skinned people. What is ours is yours.”

Europeans: “I FUCKING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE!!!”

That thumbnail looks like those routers are making helicopter motions with their antennas to entertain a child.

Otherwise it’s just sparkling evangelism.

“Is being sacked really that bad?”