aeronmelon
@aeronmelon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Legend of Zelda 1 hour ago:
I hate that this is my first exposure to this joke.
- Comment on Basically 1 hour ago:
Terrible chocoe of founding father to use for that example. Benjamin Franklin was kinky as fuck.
He would be browsing xHamster going, “Seen it… seen it… seen it… done that… done that, too… seen it… cliche…”
- Comment on Be the lion 2 days ago:
The lion to his doctor: “Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch.”
- Comment on How to get the attention of a low life not paying their bill 3 days ago:
- Comment on pennywise adapting to shorter attention spans 3 days ago:
Is he called Poundfoolish now?
- Comment on It must vex him 3 days ago:
“Hoorah!”
- Comment on Make the most out of everything. 3 days ago:
That’s a seven-dollar bottle of body wash.
- Comment on Me when small nicknacks make me happy 3 days ago:
You’ll get to that stack of boxes eventually.
- Comment on Me when small nicknacks make me happy 3 days ago:
If something has no intrinsic value, and it makes you happy to have it. That’s therapy, you keep right on hording shit.
- Comment on Uppies 5 days ago:
You have to now, it’s the law.
- Comment on Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift? 5 days ago:
“And someone keeps knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting…”
- Comment on That's a good question 6 days ago:
“You think if Jesus comes back he ever wants to see another fucking cross? Thats probably why he hasn’t come back yet. ‘Nope, they’re still wearing crosses.’ That’s like walking up to Jacky Onassis wearing a rifle on your lapel. ‘Just thinking about John, Jacky.’ finger guns
- Bill Hicks
- Comment on AI boomer trait 6 days ago:
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
- Comment on Got to be impressed with this guy's skill 1 week ago:
This bread isn’t going to yeet itself!
- Comment on Down with the flu 1 week ago:
I preferred American Gladiator Jr. (Double Dare).
- Comment on Japan births in 2024 fell below 700,000 for first time 1 week ago:
How about giving families struggling to pay for child numero uno (like me) a stipend? Per child. Not even going to consider having more until Japan starts respecting full-time parenting as a legitimate occupation.
- Comment on Why a picture of 'one banana and four apples' could be censored in China: Leaked files reveal how Beijing is using AI to erase the history of the Tiananmen Square massacre 1 week ago:
I wanna know where I can buy watermelon-sized apples.
- Comment on Oh really? 1 week ago:
This had better not be a philosophy book.
- Comment on Let my Duolingo streak expire cos I don't want to give them any more AI training for free and this popped up 🙄 1 week ago:
Duolingo is a toxic ex.
- Comment on AI company files for bankruptcy after being exposed as 700 Indian engineers - Dexerto 1 week ago:
RI startup.
- Comment on Rude! 1 week ago:
I don’t see your name on it.
- Comment on Don't think I will ever attend that class 1 week ago:
Jay Leno reading headlines
“Psychic hit by a train. … … …You’d think she would have seen that coming.”
- Comment on Day 320 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games l've been playing 1 week ago:
Coming along nicely.
- Comment on Congratulations, homosexual! 1 week ago:
JK Simmons would do this press release proud.
- Comment on Pilgrims come together in Mecca under scorching desert heat 1 week ago:
Why not? Thee are verses in the Bible that say the same thing.
Even worse in the Old Testament. Angry that God killed your family? Too bad, he’s God. What are you going to do, cry about it?
- Comment on Pilgrims come together in Mecca under scorching desert heat 1 week ago:
Hundreds of people are just going to drop dead from the heat, just like last time. And no one there is going to see a problem with that.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Trying… fucking trying…
- Comment on Congratulations, homosexual! 1 week ago:
“And then, there will be cake.”
- Comment on The life cycle of a meme 1 week ago:
Same here.
- Comment on Running monkey 1 week ago:
This guy’s got places to be.
