aeronmelon
@aeronmelon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Here’s what ads on your $2,000 Samsung smart fridge will look like 2 days ago:Funny you say that, in Japan it’s common to get business magnets in your junk mail. Stuff like cleaners, in-home therapy, etc. 
- Comment on Piping mouse 2 days ago:This is all I can see: 
- Comment on Here’s what ads on your $2,000 Samsung smart fridge will look like 3 days ago:Yeah, that just makes this so sinister. What I mean is that my fridge doesn’t have a screen. So if Panasonic decided to show me ads on a fridge where the most complicated feature is the ice maker, that would be a neat trick. 
- Comment on Here’s what ads on your $2,000 Samsung smart fridge will look like 3 days ago:Here’s what they look like on my fridge: I would not buy appliances with ads, 
 I would not buy them, Sam-I-Am.
- Comment on The 1980s summed up in a single photo. 3 days ago:I remember siting down at fast food restaurants and playing with the little free matchbook sitting in the ashtray. (Playing meaning reading it and looking at it, I would have been throttled right there if I tried to light one of the matches.) 
- Comment on I am always prepared to move into this version of life 5 days ago:Just replace everything with a bed. 
- Comment on Soup 6 days ago:“I am once again asking for soup.” 
- Comment on Relativity 1 week ago:Proto-XKCD 
- Comment on A $60 Mod to Meta’s Ray-Bans Disables Its Privacy-Protecting Recording Light 1 week ago:In Japan, it’s a law that even software cameras have to make a loud “shutter” sound to guard against voyeuristic photography. There’s a little cottage industry of third-party camera apps on the Japanese App Store that do little more than replace the default shutter sound with a custom sound… like silence. 
- Comment on A single DNS race condition brought AWS to its knees 1 week ago:As with most IT troubleshooting, Time spent applying the fix: 15 minutes. Time spent identifying the problem then discovering where it is in the system: 15 hours. 
- Comment on Putin to skip G20 summit in South Africa over arrest fears 1 week ago:
- Comment on Gee I always thought that they were 1 week ago:Why are all of his fingers the same length? 
- Comment on a sight to behold 1 week ago:Imagine the relief that patient felt. That dump was backed up to the bottom of their neck! 
- Comment on egg time 1 week ago:stings a bear to death 
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:Rail literally lifted Japan out of the ashes after WWII. And unlike America, Japan allowed passenger rail and other mass transit to build out side-by-side with the rise of the automobile. The result is that Japan has one of the best public transit systems in the world despite also being a very car-centric country. 
- Comment on Don't see the problem!  1 week ago:Chicken: “Good thing I got here early.” 
- Comment on Public service announcement  1 week ago:“I’m in my fourth gynecologist. Some people just can’t take a joke.” 
- Comment on *happy Kenobi dance* 1 week ago:
- Comment on Huge internet outage live blog: Amazon, Disney+, Hulu, HBO Max and more experiencing issues 1 week ago:Funny, my digitized collection movies and TV shows seems to be working just fine. :3 
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:Travel back in time 20 years and that sentence makes you sound like a crazy person. 
- Comment on Baseball 1 week ago:Either way, they’re too late to hit the ball, that’s going to be a bean in the shoulder. 
- Comment on Pants too! 1 week ago:The shame socks. 
- Comment on I always wondered why hotel rooms had bibles 1 week ago:“Thank you, Mr. Gideon.” “No, thank you, Mr. Christ.” 
- Comment on Quick mafs. 1 week ago:She need to return that shirt. 
- Comment on Interesting sign 1 week ago:When you’re the leader of the most powerful nation of Earth and you get wrecked beyond recovery by an old lady. 
- Comment on Gran Turismo 2 Beige Edition: Teaser Trailer 1 week ago:I had this idea decades ago. A racing game that only uses mundane and forgettable vehicles. Like a Ford Fiesta vs a Chevy Cavalier wagon. 
- Comment on I'm not paying $8 for a pack of Skittles 1 week ago:The same fucking person! 
- Comment on funny little guys 1 week ago:That looks like something Will Wright’s Spore autogenerated. 
- Comment on the humble and disguised crow: 1 week ago:More like a piledriver. 
- Comment on Legendary developer Tomonobu Itagaki, creator of Dead or Alive and Ninja Gaiden 2004, has died 2 weeks ago:Japan has one of the longest average lifespans in the world, if their artists are clocking out in their 50s, they are literally being worked to DEATH!