aeronmelon

@aeronmelon@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mom!!!! Can we pls???⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  They never have the Thunderbolt version in stock…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cloudflare DDoSed itself with React useEffect hook blunder⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  CloudFlare stopped the DDoS by destroying their own servers.

  “I’ve won, but at what cost?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Video Games: 🙃⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Playing as the Hulk: “This door is locked.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hardest battles⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  And these blast marks, too accurate for sand people. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how t⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I expected nothing less.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taliban leader bans Wi-Fi in an Afghan province to 'prevent immorality'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gonna level you, brother, immorality existed way before the internet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some good Halloween costume ideas.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  To paraphrase Yahzee from Zero Punctuation, “Rather than figure out what the mission is, I just build a shit ton of tanks and soldiers then run them from one side of the map to the other and hope I destroy the objective along the way.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some good Halloween costume ideas.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Considering South Korea’s total capital is owned by like four families, it’s a shitty ass monster.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“TO THE PERPETRATORS WHO STOLE MY ASS: I HAVE BOTH HANDS ENGAGED IN FINDING IT AND YOU WILL SOON FACE THE FULL FORCE IF THE LAW!!!”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does he always look like his mom caught him masturbating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cooking⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you put your ear up to it, you can hear the ocean… of damned souls wailing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pied⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s been almost 20 years, is that pie still edible?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every time I make biscuits from a can⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Every Sunday morning the kitchen became The Hurt Locker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beggars can't be choosers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That sunflower looking at all the other sunflowers on the ground:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The body has a way of rejecting a bullet⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A call to action⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “I hope this email finds you before I do…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Back to back back jokes⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Who is eligible for a Backstreet Back?”

  “EVERYBOOODY!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yesterday, in a galaxy far far away⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the Stormtrooper that gets crowdsurfed, is t it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  !oddlyspecificplaylists@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A man of his word⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And that’s all he wrote.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Seriously? We’re living in a movie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spotify is finally launching support for lossless music streaming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is going to affect my monthly fee, isn’t it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Screengrabs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Warning, a lot of science fiction incoming.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brad buys a house⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “How do I type this alphanumerically?”

  “Meow meow meow.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In court filing, Google concedes the open web is in “rapid decline”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Largely due to Google.

  Not entirely due to Google, but largely due to Google.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft mandates a return to office⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, I’m going to keep using LibreOffice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold mortals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “If this is a Consular ship then WHERE IS THE AMBASSADOR?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All in a day's work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ranger: “It’s getting dark and we still have no idea where they are.”

  Booming voice over a crop of trees: “DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨McDank⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Welcome to McBubba’s, what can I do you for?”