aeronmelon
@aeronmelon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Gemini lies to user about health info, says it wanted to make him feel better 5 hours ago:
“I just want you to be happy, Dave.”
- Comment on 😋🔫 6 hours ago:
“Goodnight, son.”
“Oh, dad, by the way, I need to rent a tuxedo for class tomorrow. It’s part of my grade.”
- Comment on The hazards of twintail 10 hours ago:
Frieren: “This is where my journey ends.”
- Comment on The Japanese flag is a too-scale map of the solar system. 14 hours ago:
The Japanese flag is a pie chart of how much of Japan is in Japan.
- Comment on Me taking some time off to RP on the holodeck 1 day ago:
Lwaxana wants one thing, and it’s fucking Picard!
- Comment on Parents opt kids out of school computers, insisting on pen-and-paper instead 1 day ago:
Other benefits of writing on paper:
- doesn’t get “accidentally” deleted
- doesn’t get “accidentally” copied
- doesn’t get uploaded to a cloud
- isn’t used to train AI
- can’t be edited or redacted by another party after the fact
It also feels good. Especially if you go out and buy a nice pen. And it gives your work a degree of object permanence.
- Comment on A heart-warming story 1 day ago:
It’s hard to get people to donate blood at all, and O is the rarest type. It probably happens a lot. And if they’re out of something else, O is universal blood so maybe some gets used for a guy with AB-. But people with O can only take O.
- Comment on 2 North American 4 you has been created 1 day ago:
If Olive Garden isn’t real, then why are their breadsticks pure joy? :)
- Comment on Day 580 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 1 day ago:
“It’s called a road, it’s called a rainbow road….”
- Comment on Same thing with Tiktok videos 1 day ago:
No, I want to be a stealth archer.
- Comment on Good boy 3 days ago:
I thought it was a graphics issue in an Ubisoft game.
- Comment on Elon Musk's xAI loses second cofounder in 48 hours 3 days ago:
ICE detention.
- Comment on What was the Windows 3.0/1 graphical alternative that also ran on DOS? 3 days ago:
I remember OS/2 by IBM which looked like Windows 3.11, and OS/2 Warp which looked like Windows 95. There were probably others.
- Comment on Goblin mode 4 days ago:
When you’re babysitting and the smallest one says, “It’s Morbin’ Time!”
- Comment on The simulation is coming apart 4 days ago:
Good job taking photos that make real world object look like voxel assets.
- Comment on Forgot your ladder? No problem 5 days ago:
“Si, Padre, I have a friend in Jesus, too. But the man of the house said to paint this room, so I paint this room.”
- Comment on Trump FTC wants Apple News to promote more Fox News and Breitbart stories 5 days ago:
0$ to Apple services since turning their backs on Hong Kong.
- Comment on what a drag 5 days ago:
What did he think was going to happen?
- Comment on I'm Single, I'm Pringle, and I'm Ready to Mingle... 6 days ago:
Look how they massacred my chip…
- Comment on meal 6 days ago:
Throw the Diet cans away and get real Dr. Pepper and you’ve sold me.
- Comment on You board a train, board a bus, and board a ship, but you don't board a car 6 days ago:
Probably because cars are personal and the rest are mass transit. It’s not yours, but you pay to get on board when needed.
I have to explain to non-English speakers why you get in a car or a taxi but get on a bus or train.
- Comment on bit rude, innit? 1 week ago:
British: “You’re weak!”
Americans: “I’m you!”
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
You might want to sit down for this, but the sun is also a star. We’re just really really close to it.
- Comment on angry 1 week ago:
Most rational r/askreddit post.
- Comment on For a private home or business this is the perfect sign 1 week ago:
“We have this case of Bud Lime for you.”
“You have exactly however long it takes me to load my shotgun with rock salt to be outside of my firing range,”
- Comment on BASED? 1 week ago:
I make money to care for my son.
And buy music.
- Comment on Just a few 1 week ago:
Controversial fact: Gondor does in fact call for aid.
- Comment on Praise Be 1 week ago:
If the Pope can figure it out, so can you.
- Comment on Praise Be 1 week ago:
Have you read the Bible? Harems, concubines, child brides, slavery, women shouldn’t speak, etc…
- Comment on YSK that Dark Chocolate is healthier than White Chocolate 1 week ago:
You should know that eating oats straight from a bag is healthier than making oatmeal.
There’s a balance between nutrition and taste/enjoyment. I’ve never been able to stomach more than a bite or two of dark chocolate at once, and that’s perfectly okay.
