aeronmelon
@aeronmelon@lemmy.world
- Comment on who's tried it? what does it taste like? 2 days ago:
Liver failure.
- Comment on Baltimore bridge blown up in controlled demolition 2 days ago:
Yep.
I was actually thinking of Die Hard with a Vengeance. I was going to write Samuel Jackson, but decided to put Danny Glover instead for some reason. What a team up that would be, right?
- Comment on Orcas sink sailing yacht in Strait of Gibraltar 2 days ago:
Orcas are normally docile towards humans. They felt like they had a reason to sink that ship.
The world could do with fewer yachts anyways.
- Comment on Baltimore bridge blown up in controlled demolition 2 days ago:
Right? Bruce Willis and Danny Glover are suppose to jump into the water right before the boat is engulfed in flames because of all the C4 onboard.
- Comment on Glyphica: Typing Survival brings typing games into the survivor-like era 3 days ago:
Typing of the Dead has it beat by decades.
- Comment on The Patriarchy 3 days ago:
Harassingexisting in public. - Comment on welcome to the flavor quadrant 6 days ago:
He knows the way to the Flavor System (and where all the coffee nebulas are).
That’s why Janeway killed Tuvix to get Neelix back.
- Comment on welcome to the flavor quadrant 6 days ago:
Viacom: “We can’t syndicate this show if you call it donkey sauce. Please call it something else.”
- Comment on Root Vegetable Abuse 6 days ago:
Group speed circumcision.
- Comment on Good news 😊 1 week ago:
Proving the old adage; “No news is good news.”
- Comment on this picture is 27kb 1 week ago:
“It takes two and a half Hamiltons to get to uncle Jack’s house.”
- Comment on this picture is 27kb 1 week ago:
“The British think 100 miles is a long way.
The Americans think 100 years is a long time.”
- Comment on [Ahoy] What genre is DOOM? 1 week ago:
Doom & Captain Toad Treasure Tracker are in the same genre.
- Comment on Motorist dies after crashing into White House gate 1 week ago:
Died… because of the crash? Or because five snipers made him before he connected with the gate?
- Comment on Is Boeing in big trouble? World's largest aerospace firm faces 10 more whistleblowers after sudden death of two 1 week ago:
“Cut off one head and FIVE more will take its place.”
Boeing is about to engage in the most desperate game of whack-a-mole ever.
- Comment on A 50-Year Old Worker Assaulted His Subordinate For Giving Him "Oshi No Ko" Manga Spoilers 1 week ago:
“Snape killed Dumbledore.”
[violence]
- Comment on A conversation with my wife 1 week ago:
Religious mutilation: Not even once.
- Comment on imagine 1 week ago:
That has to be the most hilarious drawing of Asuka I’ve ever seen.
- Comment on Boris Johnson turned away from polling station after forgetting to bring photo ID 1 week ago:
Sorry, Sir. You could be anybody who forgot to comb their hair.
- Comment on Catholic AI Priest Stripped Of Priesthood After Some Unfortunate Interactions 2 weeks ago:
No one could have foreseen this.
- Comment on I cast Demoncore 2 weeks ago:
“Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.”
- Comment on No one has predicted the end of the world in a while. 2 weeks ago:
We might need light for a few other things, too. :)
- Comment on Who tf 2 weeks ago:
Snape ain’t that powerful, mate.
- Comment on Old age 2 weeks ago:
The great tube castle in the sky.
- Comment on Political Science 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on nuclear fear-mongering is a ploy by Big oil 2 weeks ago:
I’m surprised that solar isn’t yet big enough to be broken out on its own.
I’m also surprised that natural gas is outgrowing everything else.
- Comment on nuclear fear-mongering is a ploy by Big oil 2 weeks ago:
“Other” being solar?
- Comment on Productivity 2 weeks ago:
“God damn! I wish I had five more just like you, Johnson! Keep up the good work.”
- Comment on Japanese police create fake support scam payment cards to warn victims 2 weeks ago:
Really hard to find a picture of an old Japanese person on the internet, I guess.
- Comment on Helpful diagrams 2 weeks ago:
Before AI, we just had insane people.