tetris11
@tetris11@feddit.uk
- Comment on Birthday ruined 2 hours ago:
Well now he cam resume his life… under the sea
- Comment on I assure you, it's not good. 2 hours ago:
Even Eunuchs were eventually superceded by someone called Lee Knocks, who’s a shady geezer that gets around if you catch my drift
- Comment on I assure you, it's not good. 3 hours ago:
Ever since I was a young boy,
I played with silver balls… - Comment on Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office 22 hours ago:
Thanks Charlie!
- Comment on If you called someone "skinface" it would feel like a huge insult even though it's meaningless and people's faces are made out of skin. 1 day ago:
wait that last one
- Comment on Would you look at the time 1 day ago:
- Comment on British inflation hits lowest in almost a year 2 days ago:
Is that good? I never know
- Comment on I saw your face in a crowded place 2 days ago:
“I got better”
- Comment on Eurovision 2026: Electronic artist and YouTuber Look Mum No Computer to represent UK in Vienna - BBC News 2 days ago:
I know, it was admittedly a stupid comment
- Comment on I saw your face in a crowded place 2 days ago:
MG: “Shit, guys, I was supposed to be at my gf’s recital - cover for me!”
GF: “Hey, I’m looking for MG he was supposed to b-”
Guy1: “Oh he ded.”
GF: “… he’s… he’s”
Guy1: “Ded. Yeah.”
GF: “… I… I… what…”
Guy1: “Aight, take care now.” - Comment on This image is over 15 years old. It's classic. Exquisite. Unique and rare. One of a kind meme. Something for the people who enjoy vintage. Enjoy 3 days ago:
- Comment on This image is over 15 years old. It's classic. Exquisite. Unique and rare. One of a kind meme. Something for the people who enjoy vintage. Enjoy 3 days ago:
Oh shit, why didnt you say so? Open the pod bay doors boys, bubba is-a coming!
- Comment on Eurovision 2026: Electronic artist and YouTuber Look Mum No Computer to represent UK in Vienna - BBC News 3 days ago:
This is Ireland’s My Lovely Horse all over again. No one actually wants to win this thing anymore do they
- Comment on This past week, Lemmy has gotten really good 3 days ago:
I’ve been noticing a rampant increase in bot farming attempts, so that’s at least a signifier that we’re definitely becoming popular with the regulars
- Comment on This image is over 15 years old. It's classic. Exquisite. Unique and rare. One of a kind meme. Something for the people who enjoy vintage. Enjoy 3 days ago:
Cam you just imagine a world like that. You see a kid on a phone having a conversatiom, and you just swoop in with cherub-like grin, grab their phone and crack it in half with glee, wave your finger in a naughty-naughty manner, and then throw them repeatdely through doorways until they’re finally on grass?
What a world
- Comment on This image is over 15 years old. It's classic. Exquisite. Unique and rare. One of a kind meme. Something for the people who enjoy vintage. Enjoy 3 days ago:
There was a mass exodus, as many of the patrons saw the error of their ways and fled towards SFW refuges, leading pure monastic lifestyles free from rot and debauchery like the rest of us
- Comment on NHS waiting list at lowest level in three years 3 days ago:
Oof, the phone system was genuine torture. My sympathies
- Comment on NHS waiting list at lowest level in three years 3 days ago:
Im impressed with the digitisation of the NHS. I can send my GP a message via the app, and instead of him winging it on the spot after a desperate wait to be seen, he can reply with an informed response in a single SMS
- Comment on A heart-warming story 3 days ago:
They keep mixing it up with their buckets of spaghetti-O’s
- Comment on Why this school will ditch a shirt, tie and blazer from its uniform 3 days ago:
i cant either, but my 16 year old material obsessed cousin definitely can, and he’s way more representative of the population than I am
- Comment on Why this school will ditch a shirt, tie and blazer from its uniform 3 days ago:
Yes but thrse will be minor differences (check out my clean school mandated tennis shoes) as opposed to major ones (check out my £3,000 nikes)
- Comment on Acciracy 3 days ago:
I still remember the day they changed the mustard to that yellow ink to save on costs.
- Comment on Why this school will ditch a shirt, tie and blazer from its uniform 3 days ago:
I agree it wont place a top cap on wealth displays, but it will raise the bottom cap
- Comment on Rage for the machine? 4 days ago:
“Those who complied,
were justified!” - Comment on Why this school will ditch a shirt, tie and blazer from its uniform 4 days ago:
right, which is a real issue for the parents having to buy the uniforms every year. Im wishing for an ideal scenario where the school is tasked with trading in/out uniforms year after year and the parents just wash them
- Comment on Why this school will ditch a shirt, tie and blazer from its uniform 4 days ago:
I agree that schools should pay for it, but not that they should be ditched.
I didnt realise how rich some of my friends were until I went to their house. The uniform made us all equals in the classroom
- Comment on ‘Seasons have become confused’: the people struggling in UK’s relentless rain 4 days ago:
its on the edge of the Ghobi desert
- Comment on Trigger warning - This Epstein stuff is making me sick... 4 days ago:
130 quid will get you something that can chomp something 45mm in diameter. For something that is more size-agnostic, you’re talking closer to a 1000
- Comment on ‘Seasons have become confused’: the people struggling in UK’s relentless rain 4 days ago:
In the space of 20 years, China transformed an encroaching desert by building up a green wall that has managed to become green and lush with time and effort.
I don’t mean to say that humans can turn around all that we’ve sown, but I do mean to stress that all the green wildlife will most likely be fine, and a few of us might be okay too
- Comment on happy valentines day❤️ 5 days ago:
“I don’t care how
hard the work is.”
