tetris11
@tetris11@feddit.uk
- Comment on Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd 3 hours ago:
Go home, Diogenes!
- Comment on Switch makes a weird sound when toggled. Any fixes? 11 hours ago:
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<baby’s forearm> - Comment on Pizza Hut falls into administration with 68 restaurants at risk 13 hours ago:
it’s not sad, it’s just really sugary dough that tastes weird
- Comment on yo: sup? 13 hours ago:
“nice shoes”, I said
" you bet!" he said - Comment on unforgivable bad bad mommy 1 day ago:
- Comment on Great business idea, tbh 1 day ago:
That’s a cook rhyming name
- Comment on Great business idea, tbh 1 day ago:
Easy to get blacklisted
- Comment on Great business idea, tbh 1 day ago:
He then sends a companywide email asking for the employee to step forward for their promotion
- Comment on Great business idea, tbh 1 day ago:
I mean if one of his services is to curse out the bosses in a JarJar Binks voice, I’d happily pay that premium
- Comment on *happy Kenobi dance* 1 day ago:
ur rong, the son’s photons are bi prodcut of fusion and not fussion itself chkm8
- Comment on If people don't trust climate science, how will we ever get them to change? 4 days ago:
Derek Zoolander: But why climate models?
Scientists: Are you serious? We just… we’ve been telling you for over 30 years.
- Comment on If people don't trust climate science, how will we ever get them to change? 4 days ago:
- Comment on UK ministers met fossil fuel lobbyists 500 times in first year of power, analysis shows 4 days ago:
In my head the world narrative is this:
The US had a headstart in the Wind/Solar race, but China and Russia tied the US’s shoelaces by empowering their Oil companies, and China leapt off to an amazing lead in this new global market that they are dominating.
Europe knows who the winner of this race will be, and Germany is trading happily with China. The UK is on the fence with their “special” relationship with the US and the clear energy winner, China.
UK is attempting to bend over backwards for both (a rubbery spine is a must), but the energy/fossil-fuel giants here ultimately know that China is the future and want to get in early on any deals that are being struck: early stock, guaranteed supply contracts, golden parachutes once they bail from oil.
If the government can guarantee them some concessions during this energy pivot with the odd 100 grand here and there, then they can sleep a little better at night
- Comment on Xbox requires age verification now 4 days ago:
Please Drink a Verification Can
- Comment on £6 million repaid to workers as Government cracks down on employers underpaying their staff 4 days ago:
Biggest theft are the first 20 or so, with just shy of £1m to 500 workers to £100k to 400 workers.
The rest is more or less individual grievances (although well done to this one person:)
- Tir Prince Raceway Limited, Abergele, LL22, failed to pay £18,400.70 to 1 worker
I wish they went after bigger players. Yeah inidividual M&S and Holland&Barret stores are in there, but I was waiting to see Uber or Deliveroo in there
- Comment on China 'stole vast amounts’ of classified UK documents 5 days ago:
BBC: "This is Starmer’s fault! But the conservatives were complacent… "
Channel 4: “This is the Conservative’s fault! But Starmer is complacent…” - Comment on Took me a moment 5 days ago:
Second thing is Euler’s Product Formula, which is just amazing in it’s definition.
Zeta(s) = Product(over all prime numbers) [ 1 / 1 - p^-s^ ]
That “over all prime numbers” part gets me every time, and yet the statement is provably true
- Comment on some days i cant even 6 days ago:
no mebe u r 🫵
- Comment on some days i cant even 6 days ago:
- Comment on some days i cant even 6 days ago:
Our park ranger is a nice guy and I help him out from time to time, and we got talking about how leafblowers suck.
He said that yes they’re loud, but they are remarkably efficient at moving leaves into a nice pile, missing nothing
- Comment on They say remote working less productive 1 week ago:
oh man, I had word for word the same experience. The number of times I’d turn up to work with bloodied knuckles because I was filtering through those narrow roads.
“Keep up with traffic, or pull over” were to two tenets I lived by. The sheer rush of adrenaline of getting to work alive, nothing beats it.
Now it’s all cycle lanes, and even those lanes have queues and though it’s still miles faster than car/tube/bus, it’s not as satisfying as those early wild west days of flying over a car bonnet
- Comment on Tommy Robinson says Elon Musk is paying his legal costs as trial begins 1 week ago:
sometimes I wonder about that night when I was a kid and wished for a more interesting world, just how cursed that wish was as it slowly begun to unfold
- Comment on A roundabout 1 week ago:
- Comment on A roundabout 1 week ago:
Nailed it.
- Comment on A roundabout 1 week ago:
Johhnnnnyy^y^y^y^yy^y^
~ yyyy Two Cellos - Comment on Vodafone admits 'major outage' as more than 130,000 report problems 1 week ago:
I work US time zones, it was right as I was supposed to clock in
- Comment on Could building new train stations help get Britain back on track? 1 week ago:
I think we’re all getting a bit carriage away here
- Comment on I will be taking no followup questions. Thank you for your time 1 week ago:
In a social-justice-righting-a-wrong kind of way? Or, like, drama for the sake of drama?
- Comment on I will be taking no followup questions. Thank you for your time 1 week ago:
insufferable about what though?
- Comment on I will be taking no followup questions. Thank you for your time 1 week ago:
wait what, that’s incredible. Dibs on you when it comes to picking time travel buddies.
I offer: handy with a screwdriver and knows how to make good scary voices when telling ghost stories around a campfire.
