tetris11

@tetris11@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Limp limpidity⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  easy there Geordie, no need to come to the same conclusion twice!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨surely your hobby can't be that expensive⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I love that band, but their albums cost $$$

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨surely your hobby can't be that expensive⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  sex swing, huh? Yeah I remember my first one too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is mostly serious but it ends with a shitpost so maybe it belongs here⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I’ve seen this dissonance in quite a few troubled people prone to substance abuse, sadly. Unable to rise out of their spiraling thoughts, aided by intoxicants and stimulants.

  Story of our times

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is mostly serious but it ends with a shitpost so maybe it belongs here⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t sleep more than three hours a night without a good deal of alcohol in my system
  By the way, I quit drinking three years ago
  They thought I was a troll

  Even without the Rick Astley stuff, this is an individual who lies to themself on a daily basis

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Straight up snorkin' it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude, chill your bed game. Let people wallow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How solar panels generate electricity⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  holyshitwhatthefuckhowisthishappening

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My culture also loves music, dancing and telling stories⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  which is a shame because schupfnudeln fried in blutwurst and sauerkraut should be sang to high heaven

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Royal Mail reveals the most wanted Christmas toys in letters to Santa⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Man kids have no imagination. When I was their age I was asking for world peace and WW3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Developer Accidentally Found CSAM in AI Data. Google Banned Him For It⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, pay me exhorbitant amounts of tax-payer money to ineffectually enforce this. For the children.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I went carol singing last night around people's houses. Only one person told me to f*ck off.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  To your face?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Half of people arrested in London may have undiagnosed ADHD, study finds⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The rules of a civil soceity are written one disaster at a time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sooo... This is happening on Imgur⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “wait wait, this isn’t as bad as it looks, there’s a subtle context here that…”
  -POW-

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sooo... This is happening on Imgur⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  are you proud of that comment, cos I am

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rachel Reeves Says Progressive People Should Be Zionists⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I dont get the image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are first person shooters and third person shooters, but what about second person shooters?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t Project Zomboid a second person shooter?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨6🤷‍♀️7⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  *planks tenderly*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It didn't rise...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This. You need to cup the flour into balls and accept the yeasty biproducts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make me feel like a man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

  (I’m safe)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make me feel like a man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “GOT YOUR NOSE”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make me feel like a man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  that’s more an “oh fuck yeah” than a “hell yeah”. There is a big difference

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨6🤷‍♀️7⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  *dabs mournfully*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Bat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bees vs Butterflies, Chris & Jack

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Fuck Jar⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry, I’m a Celsius man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Fuck Jar⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The payoff will be HUGE, especially as you keep adding 10% grip strength with every swear.

  Assuming an initial grip strength of 100kg[0]:

  • After 10 swears, you’ve more than doubled your initial strength (100 * (1.1^10) kg = 260kg)
  • After 20 swears, you’re gripping a grand piano
  • After 50 swears, you’re gripping a fully grown adult African elephant
  • After 100 swears, you’re gripping the Statue of Liberty
  • After 500 swears, you’re gripping the planet Mercury

  0: pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7197498/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the Lord's problem now.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  really expecting that gif to end differently

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the Lord's problem now.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Y?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the Lord's problem now.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  health safety regs, damn OSHA

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apartment blocks causing issues for UK fiber broadband⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …and ever since that day, blackn1ght closes his curtains and lives in fear of the inevitable blowback. Even the smell of wonton soup makes him break out into an intense sweat…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bread mold⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  he was somewhat un-bear-able