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- Comment on FACTS 10 hours ago:
Thats crazy - yea i can totally get the range is different you just have to adjust! I know I’ve heard other lead singers saying they were jealous of the range they used to have when they were younger.
- Comment on FACTS 16 hours ago:
Really? That’s pretty fucked up!
- Comment on The aws outage is so funny, I can see which companies are amazon scums. 2 days ago:
You need to look up the word deflection. I work in cloud. None of my stuff was affected because I’m not an idiot and properly multi cloud and utilize availability zones for redundancy.
- Comment on The aws outage is so funny, I can see which companies are amazon scums. 3 days ago:
Holy fuck. Look people if you don’t like it then fuck off. My point isnt that OP or rando schools with down services are fucking idiots. it’s the people responsible to secure hosting for services - if they dont know what the fuck they are doing then they shouldnt be doing it.
- Comment on The aws outage is so funny, I can see which companies are amazon scums. 3 days ago:
Sounds like you’ve taken offense. Don’t know who your host is huh? If you work in IT doing websites you gotta know same basics. Sorry if my statements don’t align with your world view.
- Comment on The aws outage is so funny, I can see which companies are amazon scums. 4 days ago:
Fine, most of them are fucking idiots. Know where your infrastructure is people! Whois your IP.
- Comment on The aws outage is so funny, I can see which companies are amazon scums. 4 days ago:
Well those people are fucking idiots.
- Comment on If websites are slow for you, this is why, AWS is breaking everything 4 days ago:
Miss
- Comment on If websites are slow for you, this is why, AWS is breaking everything 4 days ago:
Jesus Amazon is a big enough company they should be doing their own hosting not using AWS.
- Comment on Fucking math... 4 days ago:
Look at Mr big brain over here who learned his times tables. Sure hope nobody takes his lunch money.
- Comment on Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents 5 days ago:
Excuse me sir, I gotta check your butthole.
- Comment on Fucking idiots 6 days ago:
This is similar to the successful black man meme.
- Comment on Why is lemmy full of insufferable lefties. You could be left wing and end up becoming right. Simply because of the insufferable people you meet here: don’t fit into there rules your gone, your trolled 3 weeks ago:
It’s just the internet i don’t take it too seriously. Go outside and talk to humans.
- Comment on Does Cloudflare provide anonymity? 4 weeks ago:
Yea that’s the point it didn’t make sense. The literal “national aeronautics and space adminiatraton” sent tech and security people to a physical data center to copy a hard drive.
- Comment on Does Cloudflare provide anonymity? 4 weeks ago:
Both
- Comment on Does Cloudflare provide anonymity? 4 weeks ago:
I’ll add to this that I’m old - these days in a cloud environment they don’t even have to come to the data center to image the hard drive.
- Comment on Does Cloudflare provide anonymity? 4 weeks ago:
I have experience working in large data centers that provide hosting. What I can tell you is that various government agencies do and will randomly come by the data center with warrants and court orders for things. I’ve literally had NASA show up (wtf?) and have to pull a server offline while they mirror the hard disk. All very hush hush make excuses to the customer when they open a ticket. Another thing that happens is that the FBI has placed their servers within internal spaces of the network. When they get a court order they can open a ticket with our abuse department and whatever switch port the feds are interested in can be mirrored and sent to their packet capture servers.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Not the cheapest solution but the best to remotely manage would be some basic ubiquiti stuff. You don’t need the highest end cameras and could get away with only adding the NVR and cheapest POE switch option.
- Comment on Bet this guy is a great tutor for your kids 1 month ago:
512 area code is Austin not Boston.
- Comment on Classic or Spicy? 2 months ago:
Buffalo Christ
- Comment on Enough 3 months ago:
Well I’m a stander, so stand up and then very carefully reach between and wipe. Spreading those cheeks against the cold tile is a nice way to calm the poop sweats.
- Comment on Enough 3 months ago:
Think how good you could poop in here with both of your thighs touching the tile.
- Comment on boredom 3 months ago:
Fireplace?
- Comment on Ukrainian Long-Range Drone Strikes and the Future of Maritime Warfare 3 months ago:
💦🌻
- Comment on shrooms 3 months ago:
I’ve been divorced. But i didn’t decide to do that while tripping balls sucking on some other girls titties. It’s a data point only.
- Comment on shrooms 3 months ago:
Haha this turned dark real quick.
- Comment on I am calling corporate! 4 months ago:
My grandfather invented this joke on the beach at Normandy.
- Comment on Due to American politics I'm afraid of using high speed rail in Germany 4 months ago:
Poor guy
- Comment on How do you do, fellow kids? 4 months ago:
Ahh where is my sweet Nicole i haven’t seen her in a while.
- Comment on The world was a nicer place before the advent of leaf blowers 5 months ago:
am i the baddie?