scoobford

@scoobford@piefed.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Typical US worker has less than $1,000 saved for retirement, report finds⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never broken the median income for my city and I have retirement savings. I can see how my situation would change if I had kids, but if your employer gives you benefits like an actual human being, it is as simple as opting into the 5% deduction or whatever. It comes out before taxes and before direct deposit so you barely notice it is even missing. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Americans: How the hell do you meet new people or get into relationships after college?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Shared hobbies are your best bet. Either find a way to make your existing hobbies social, or get a new hobby you can do with people. 

  You can also try events at your local bars or meeting people at work, but both of those have serious drawbacks. 

  And if you are looking for people to date, the vast majority of options you have these days are online. You can try hooking up with strangers at a bar or meeting someone while engaging in a social activity, but statistically a tiny percentage of couple meet that way these days. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨prudish mom⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How YOU doin?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hazardous substances found in all headphones tested by ToxFREE project⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This seems like a nothing burger. Plenty of things you shouldn’t ingest like BPA, plastic, and solder are perfectly benign when used to construct consumer electronics. 

  I’d be more interested to hear they found something that leeches through the skin being used to create the body of the headphones.  

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your grandma's mine⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Uh coochies don’t always dry up with age, and if they do there are a variety of treatments to allow you to remain sexually active. 

  Also, squirt is mostly urine.