funkajunk
@funkajunk@lemmy.world
- Comment on A lot of people make the mistake of thinking they have real life plot armour 1 week ago:
Even if this worked, you would eventually run out of parallel universes once you became the oldest person in the world and finally die of old age.
- Comment on at least no more trolley problems 1 week ago:
Bro’s got a hog fr
- Comment on IF YOU TAKE ENOUGH YOU CAN SEE *THE PATTERN* BRO 1 week ago:
Just because they can’t find exploits in a simulation sophisticated enough to run a seemingly infinite universe doesn’t mean there’s no simulation.
- Comment on IF YOU TAKE ENOUGH YOU CAN SEE *THE PATTERN* BRO 1 week ago:
Even if we were in a simulation, we only exist inside of it and knowledge of whether or not we are “real” doesn’t actually change our interaction with the time and space inside our universe.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
yell the N word repeatedly
They also say it under their breath a lot
- Comment on Know your place 1 week ago:
That’s fair.
- Comment on Plex got hacked. 2 weeks ago:
“So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time”
- Comment on sinful 2 weeks ago:
I posted last night, the good futa shit
- Comment on sinful 2 weeks ago:
Only real ones searched rule 34 xenomorph after seeing this.
- Comment on The planet still belongs to the dinosaurs. 2 weeks ago:
It’s spelled “bestiality”, because it’s the best
- Comment on The planet still belongs to the dinosaurs. 2 weeks ago:
Why do I feel some kinda way about that sexy ass bird?
- Comment on it would be a better look 3 weeks ago:
Bold of you to assume that I’m not.
- Comment on Little Pea Shooters 3 weeks ago:
Spacecraft can use the gravitional energy from Jupiter to perform a “slingshot” maneuver, gaining significant momentum and reaching the outer solar system with less fuel.
- Comment on How backdoors could be placed in LLMs and how they could be detected 3 weeks ago:
Why does Finn hate me!? 😭
- Comment on Spotifies come and Spotifies go, but that folder of badly-sorted MP3s will still be there in the 2050s. 4 weeks ago:
I’ve been using Tempo with Navidrome and it’s really good!
+1 for Feishin if you want a desktop client as well.
- Comment on Spotifies come and Spotifies go, but that folder of badly-sorted MP3s will still be there in the 2050s. 4 weeks ago:
What client do you recommend on Android
- Comment on do what you love 4 weeks ago:
asl?
- Comment on Microsoft Is Now Being Sued Over Sunsetting Windows 10 1 month ago:
Do it.
If you have an old laptop, put Linux on it, get comfortable using it. Then when you are ready, make the full switch on your main computer.
I have used Linux for a few years mostly on my servers, but that’s what I did to get used to the desktop experience. I setup a second SSD to have the option of dual booting if I needed it. That was back in March and I haven’t booted into Windows once.
- Comment on Broccoli Blooms 1 month ago:
It’s because of your monocle and top hat.
- Comment on Broccoli Blooms 1 month ago:
That’s not why you’re bougie
- Comment on Broccoli Blooms 1 month ago:
It’s basically like a milder/sweeter turnip.
- Comment on Broccoli Blooms 1 month ago:
Broccoli comes from wild mustard, which flowers in order to reproduce.
In fact, many vegetables come from just that single plant - we’ve cultivated it in so many ways for so many years, we’ve got some very distinct varieties:
- Comment on Broccoli Blooms 1 month ago:
We call them “florets”, which means “small flower”
- Comment on Weird collaboration but ok 1 month ago:
KFC sells Pepsi products
- Comment on Roku launches Howdy, a $2.99 ad-free streaming service 1 month ago:
Yarrr
- Comment on Have you encountered this? 1 month ago:
The server has to manually enter it.
Here’s their bullshit workflow:
- Print the check
- Customer reviews it
- Credit card is given to the server
- Card is swiped/authorized at the POS
- Server returns with the receipts
- Customer then writes in the tip amount and signs on the merchant copy
- Server takes the signed receipt and enters the tip amount back at the POS
For whatever reason, the USA keeps using their signature, when the technology for pay at the table has been around for decades.
Meanwhile, chip & PIN has been standard everywhere in Canada for the last decade, with some businesses using it for almost another decade prior to that. Mexico wasn’t far behind either, so it’s absolutely possible to adopt better methods.
- Comment on HELP HIM. 1 month ago:
Does this hurt the rat?
- Comment on Cooking pizza 1 month ago:
I don’t know what I expected
- Comment on Hate to see all the suffering 1 month ago:
This is using the newgen definition of aura.
Aura is the sum of many things, but it’s mostly a combination of looks and attitude; meaning if you are “sexy” and “cool”, you have lots of “aura”.
Basically the image is saying they see a girl who’s a 10 dating a guy who’s a 5.
Source: I’m absolutely geeked off the yart gng
- Comment on Mini Display 2-3“ to use as second screen on a Mac 1 month ago:
