SoloCritical

@SoloCritical@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE Wants to Build Out a 24/7 Social Media Surveillance Team⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  His username is literally Joker? Idk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE Wants to Build Out a 24/7 Social Media Surveillance Team⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The real Joker wouldn’t have suggested a single one of these… unless that’s the joke?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would you name this New vehicle outta science fiction movies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s just a big wheel for adults.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JFC, who did this?!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a scene from a movie called “The Mist” where in this photo, he and his family are on the run from monsters in the mist, they finally got a car and hit the road to escape, the never did get out of the mist… the car runs out of gas and they sit there quietly in the mist… they hear something approaching and the man, knowing damn well what was coming, looks at his wife as to say “sorry, I love you” before he shoots his wife and kids… out of bullets he gets out of the vehicle only to discover the military is marching down the street clearing the mist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨save the planet 🌎⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody:

  Larry Ellison: Buys an entire 90,000 acre Hawaiian Island just because

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US presidents are getting younger over time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And where is President Tylenol on this list?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Foolproof advice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Vacuuming? Are you ovulating or something?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Practice makes perfect⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ay fuck you and your couch

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump is building ‘one interface to rule them all.’ It’s terrifying.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “sent on iPhone”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop children using VPNs to watch porn, ministers told⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But it’s for the kids what kind of psychopath could be against that???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump is building ‘one interface to rule them all.’ It’s terrifying.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But both sides bad!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hotels have developed a new revenue stream: "algorithmic" smoke detectors⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think without actually talking to the people in question we won’t know for sure. I still feel like they used a bank debit card personally but I guess it’s up in the air.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hotels have developed a new revenue stream: "algorithmic" smoke detectors⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  STOP USING BANK CARDS TO PAY FOR SHIT… Credit cards are they way, they are SOOOOOO much easier to deal with than a bank. Also fuck banks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oatmeal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would literally die for Capn Crunch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At what point do we accept that sniffing spray tan can damage your brain?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought it was makeup?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only $50?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If they have to advertise no skeet…. There’s definitely skeet.