alaphic
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- Comment on Xbox is cancelling Rare's 'Everwild' and ZeniMax's new MMORPG IP as part of broader cuts — with 'Perfect Dark' impacted as well 1 week ago:
Well, it isn’t like he hasn’t earned it at this point… How the fuck are you gonna spend the better part of a decade buying up a shit ton of studios - ostensibly to make you a competitive stable of console moving exclusives - to have almost all of them release what are arguably their worst games time and time again… So to compensate, they shutter studios who’ve just produced games almost universally lauded by critics and crowd alike, and then just say fuck it, we never even believed in exclusives to begin with, yet decided not to take a stand on it until… now for… reasons…? 🤦♂️🤷♂️
- Comment on So if we're just good with careening into fascism 2.0 what does the future look like? 1 week ago:
Wario, Yoshi, and Dinkey King? (Could’ve been Diddy Kong, but I think he’s been having some legal issues or something lately…)
I didn’t even know he knew Kid Cudi, either.
- Comment on Subnautica's Original Creators Have Been Removed From Unknown Worlds "Effective Immediately", As Krafton Makes Concerning Leadership Changes 1 week ago:
Underaquaia? Seaunderia? Drownica? Or, my personal favorite: “fuck ugly giant cthulu adjacent heart attack inducer 2”
I can only imagine the new PTB are already working feverishly to add mandatory for story progression, 30+ hour combined Seatruck and Snowfox segments, a minigun which mounts to the seaglide, and mats necessary for key endgame craftables which are conveniently available exclusively through loot boxes you can earn by sending individual dev team members your nudes or earn 15 a week absolutely free with your monthly Deep Dive Club subscription
Also, from orbit the planet looks completely covered by ocean, but once you land it’s like calf high at its highest… but there are still leviathans, for some reason. Because fuck you, that’s why.
- Comment on Wheeee! 1 week ago:
Look, I didn’t want to have to be the one to say this, but since no one else is apparently going to: That toddler looks rough af bro… I mean, basically like a nearly grown ass man.
Hopefully they land on their face and you can get it some of that sweet, sweet reconstructive surgery so it isn’t fuck ugly all its life.
Obviously, you look fine and stuff tho, OP. Don’t consider my words a poor reflection upon your semen/egg quality. I’m sure they get it from their other parent. Now, let’s move on before anyone points out that, best case scenario, I’ve now creepy ass things
- Comment on And you still don't believe in God? 1 week ago:
Bro, carrots to chicken? Really? You literally had anything to anything to choose from here - while attempting to literally one-up a god, mind - sky’s the limit and everything, and that’s what you settle on?
Not rocks into gold, sand into heroin, water into a 40 year old scotch, pee into milkshakes; nah, that’d be fuckin lame compared to carrots into motherfuckin chicken! I mean, I get it, kinda, cuz I’m not into carrots and would prefer chicken in its place 100% of the time, but… I’m just sayin, compared to some of the possibilities that’s like mid at best, prolly more like a sidegrade if we’re being honest.
Oooh, every other flavor Starburst into pink! Boom. Talk about unlimited cosmic power
- Comment on Steam Introduces In-Game Performance Monitor 1 week ago:
Man… This right here is a huge part of why I decided to try going back to consoles after being a PC only gamer for like 20+ years
- Comment on Misogyny and Violent Extremism: Can Big Tech Fix the Glitch? 1 week ago:
Awww did i hurt the poor wittle racist’s feelings? How sad 🤣😂
- Comment on Misogyny and Violent Extremism: Can Big Tech Fix the Glitch? 1 week ago:
I mean, I guess? I dunno, I kinda wondered that at first, but I’m also kinda at a loss at to what other comment that could be a response to as well…? 🤷♂️ I mean, it seems like it’s at least in the right thread, mostly, from the context lol 😂
- Comment on Misogyny and Violent Extremism: Can Big Tech Fix the Glitch? 1 week ago:
Both what? Tf are you talking about??
- Comment on Misogyny and Violent Extremism: Can Big Tech Fix the Glitch? 1 week ago:
On both sides of what? What are you even talking about? And what other media, exactly, is providing not only a public mouthpiece to, but also driving steady streams of traffic directly toward, unabashed misogynists and bigots? I’ll wait… 🙄
You can definitely take your dogwhistles and white supremacist apologism and fuck right off with it tho 😁
- Comment on Misogyny and Violent Extremism: Can Big Tech Fix the Glitch? 1 week ago:
If I had to give a single reason, it’d probably be because they’re the ones, by and large, who are not only providing a platform for the dissemination of these abhorrent views by this trash, but they’re directly profiting from it to boot… I feel like that’s honestly pretty obvious, though I’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt here and choose to assume you’re genuinely asking and not just being facetious
- Comment on Misogyny and Violent Extremism: Can Big Tech Fix the Glitch? 1 week ago:
I think a better question would be: Why don’t they want to?
- Comment on Hell yeah bröther 1 week ago:
This is the comment I came here for
- Comment on AI is learning to lie, scheme, and threaten its creators 1 week ago:
This was honestly what I was more inclined to believe, though I also know that I don’t have enough information about the subject to have a truly informed opinion… It was my understanding, however, that despite all their grandiose claims aren’t LLMs (at least, our current models anyway) essentially ‘ranked choice’ dialogue trees, sort of, where the next word is determined by statistical likelihood of X word being next based on the input and what material it has been trained on? Or am I wrong?
- Comment on What are your favourite single-player games without much fluff, grinding or difficulty spikes? 1 week ago:
Obviously I’m not OP, but I took them to mean content that might be considered superfluous or otherwise not as meaningful to the overarching narrative in and of itself
- Comment on Ugh it never ends 4 weeks ago:
Yes.
- Comment on What are the benefits of a server having multiple public IP addresses? 4 weeks ago:
Ping me yourself, you coward!
- Comment on Who is Sodium Lauryl Sulfate and why is she in my toothpaste? 😡🤬😡 4 weeks ago:
Obviously not, you’re pretty clearly a ninja (i think lol). Also, I’m not gonna lie, this kinda fascinates me because science, but I also have a low key medical phobia kinda thing so it squicks me out a little at the same time lol. My SO is actually a scientist as well (not medical/bio, tho, thankfully lol she’s an environmental scientist) and I love it when she talks sci to me 😂🤣 so I even recognize like all of the words you used and everything
- Comment on Who is Sodium Lauryl Sulfate and why is she in my toothpaste? 😡🤬😡 4 weeks ago:
release hemoglobin for direct measurement
This sounds like a really pretty way of saying “stabbing someone” at first brush, tbh lol
- Comment on Occasional weird spam posts by otherwise (seemingly) legitimate users? 5 weeks ago:
There’s literally one at the bottom of this thread guys
- Comment on Slutty ceramic frog or something idk 5 weeks ago:
I’m just gonna drop this right here…
- Comment on This new 40TB hard drive from Seagate is just the beginning—50TB is coming fast! 5 weeks ago:
Why in the world does this seem to use an inaccurate depiction of the Xbox Series X expansion card for its thumbnail?
- Comment on Brett McKenzie is like the Kyle Gass of Flight of the Conchords 5 weeks ago:
Pretty much anyone who asked, I’d imagine 🤣😂
- Comment on Brett McKenzie is like the Kyle Gass of Flight of the Conchords 5 weeks ago:
What kind of a rapper name is ‘Steve’ anyway
- Comment on Console war, console war never changes 5 weeks ago:
Someone did something and, predictably, someone else bitched about it because reasons. Or something. Probably?
- Comment on Gumroad Founder Sahil Lavingia Reveals He Was Let Go from DOGE as Software Engineer for the Department of Veterans Affairs After Just 55 Days 5 weeks ago:
I guess it’s good to be one of ‘the good ones’ right up until it suddenly isn’t, huh?
Who woulda thought
- Comment on What's the process of black market weed consumption? 1 month ago:
You need to find\make some friends that work in some type of kitchen. I’ve never worked with kitchen staff that didn’t smoke at a minimum
- Comment on If Christians were real, they’d be lining up to post for their sins (not trying to avoid judgement). 1 month ago:
Not sure if OP is just shitty at trolling, or just 14 and (clearly) super enlightened
- Comment on If Christians were real, they’d be lining up to post for their sins (not trying to avoid judgement). 1 month ago:
Bro, i don’t know what church(es) you’ve been going to, but… Damn. I’ve never (that I can recall, at any rate) heard any self-professed ‘Christian’ of any kind take apparent pleasure in groups of people being sentenced to eternal damnation… Not even the really shitty ones.
That’s kind of where the whole ‘missionary’ thing comes in
- Comment on ℞osaur 1 month ago:
Yeah, I’d expect that kinda petty jealousy from a hippo