alaphic
@alaphic@lemmy.world
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Yeah, because - as everyone clearly knows - one’s propensity to enjoy sucking cock can be determined directly from their profile picture on any given social media site.
Brilliant.
- Comment on OpenAI retired its most seductive chatbot – leaving users angry and grieving: ‘I can’t live like this’ 1 month ago:
“They’re saying: we don’t care about your feelings for our chatbot and you should not have had them in the first place.”
It’s a bit eerie, honestly, watching someone so very close to getting it and yet so very far away at the exact same time…
- Comment on Praise Be 1 month ago:
You know what they say: Go to Heaven for the atmosphere, go to Hell for the company
- Comment on Google Translate is vulnerable to prompt injection 1 month ago:
plus more.
Like… what? You can’t just say that like that and then not at least characterize the ‘more’ in some fashion…
- Comment on Homeland Security Spying on Reddit Users 1 month ago:
Maybe the internet truly is… No Country for Old Men…
- Comment on Revealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters— Site takes a cut of subscriptions to content that promotes far-right ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism 1 month ago:
… The Aristocrats!
(If anyone gets this reference I’ll be what scientists are calling “fucking surprised”)
- Comment on Air Force bans smart glasses for troops in uniform 1 month ago:
And only… checks calendar what, like 5 - 7 years after they were a thing? Great work guys, way to stay ahead of things
- Comment on They wonder why nobody wants kids anymore. 1 month ago:
I live in this state.
These same folks can’t seem to figure out why we’ve had an ever worsening teacher shortage for the last couple of decades or so, btw. (Spoiler alert: It may not solely be due to the fact that everyone who can gets the fuck out of here as soon as humanly possible 🤯)
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 1 month ago:
Never speak to me or my son ever again.
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 1 month ago:
You mean, like… Corn?!?!
Vegetable soup (with corn) has entered the chat
And my point stands.
Also, you and your strict interpretation of ‘cereal’ have room to talk right after lecturing me about arbitrary categorizations… Sounds like someone needs to take their own advice, eh? 😋🙃
- Comment on LLM's poisoned with sleeper agent backdoors is the latest fun security threat to worry about 1 month ago:
Also i dislike the implications and at what directions fun is beeing made.
… I’m sorry, but what in the actual incoherence is that even supposed to mean?
- Comment on Why Cops Frequently Got Caught Planting Drugs in 2017 | Look. All technology comes with a learning curve. 1 month ago:
¿Por que no los dos?
- Comment on LLM's poisoned with sleeper agent backdoors is the latest fun security threat to worry about 1 month ago:
If so, that only makes your comment all the more puzzling, honestly
- Comment on Be direct! 1 month ago:
Two girls one cup.
There, now we’ve both named disgusting, shitty things people have done for money 🙃
- Comment on Be direct! 1 month ago:
This reads like a list of Stephen Miller’s pickup lines…
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 1 month ago:
Until one day, when you’re eating soup and innocently toss in some croutons, only to realize that what you’re eating is essentially cereal: savory edition, which you find so inexplicably disgusting that you can’t even stomach the thought of regular cereal for a depressing amount of time
- Comment on LLM's poisoned with sleeper agent backdoors is the latest fun security threat to worry about 1 month ago:
Are you familiar with the term ‘tongue in cheek’? Or ‘hyperbole’? Cuz - I’m just sayin- I really doubt that even the yellow-est of rags would expect people to believe that we’re only a “bite my shiny metal ass” away from triggering a T2 style ‘Judgement Day’… I’d say it’s simply far more likely they were simply being facetious.
Now if it was NewsMax, on the other hand…
- Comment on The news is sugarcoating how revolting the Epstein files are 1 month ago:
How dare you interrupt his mental gymnastic exhibition with silly things like logic and facts
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Law & Order: Thought Police
(And then you hear that sound effect from the show)
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Statistical Possibility OP Is A Straight, White Male : 96.7198%
- Comment on Pedo planet 3 months ago:
I mean, I can see what they were going for here, sure… But this probably had to have - what - likev a half dozen or so (allegedly ⁷functioning) adults review all of this, likely discuss it amongst themselves to boot… Anyway, all of that and still - yadda yadda yadda - we make it through all of that without a single motherfucker being like, “So, ya don’t think the name will attract any… undesirable elements for a care center or anything like that?”
- Comment on ChatGPT is down worldwide, conversations disappeared for users 3 months ago:
Do keep in mind, though: If you’re up for more than 4 hours, you should consult a physician… Or, in your case, an IT Specialist, I guess?
- Comment on ChatGPT is down worldwide, conversations disappeared for users 3 months ago:
Look, I hate to have to be the one to break it to you, but ChatGPT doesn’t really look up to you, it’s just pretending
- Comment on 3rd-person shooters optimized for controllers? 4 months ago:
Those games are super underrated imo… Have a great “Dark Souls with guns” kinda vibe and so many secret outfits
- Comment on Ousted Gabon leader's wife and son sentenced to 20 years for graft 4 months ago:
USA: #countrygoals
- Comment on Shiny!!!! 5 months ago:
Hopefully, at some point, things will stop happening so we can finally reach a consensus on some stuff…
- Comment on Just a little... why not? 7 months ago:
Plus, as an added bonus, you don’t need a flashlight ever again because of the pale green glow you emit afterwards.
Source: Every cartoon from my childhood
- Comment on Just a little... why not? 7 months ago:
Just think of all the energy you’d have! 🤯
- Comment on Don't say I didn't warn you 8 months ago:
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
- Comment on [deleted] 8 months ago:
That’s some Olympic gold level mental gymnastics
