alaphic
@alaphic@lemmy.world
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Yeah, because - as everyone clearly knows - one’s propensity to enjoy sucking cock can be determined directly from their profile picture on any given social media site.
Brilliant.
- Comment on OpenAI retired its most seductive chatbot – leaving users angry and grieving: ‘I can’t live like this’ 3 months ago:
“They’re saying: we don’t care about your feelings for our chatbot and you should not have had them in the first place.”
It’s a bit eerie, honestly, watching someone so very close to getting it and yet so very far away at the exact same time…
- Comment on Praise Be 3 months ago:
You know what they say: Go to Heaven for the atmosphere, go to Hell for the company
- Comment on Google Translate is vulnerable to prompt injection 3 months ago:
plus more.
Like… what? You can’t just say that like that and then not at least characterize the ‘more’ in some fashion…
- Comment on Homeland Security Spying on Reddit Users 3 months ago:
Maybe the internet truly is… No Country for Old Men…
- Comment on Revealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters— Site takes a cut of subscriptions to content that promotes far-right ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism 3 months ago:
… The Aristocrats!
(If anyone gets this reference I’ll be what scientists are calling “fucking surprised”)
- Comment on Air Force bans smart glasses for troops in uniform 3 months ago:
And only… checks calendar what, like 5 - 7 years after they were a thing? Great work guys, way to stay ahead of things
- Comment on They wonder why nobody wants kids anymore. 3 months ago:
I live in this state.
These same folks can’t seem to figure out why we’ve had an ever worsening teacher shortage for the last couple of decades or so, btw. (Spoiler alert: It may not solely be due to the fact that everyone who can gets the fuck out of here as soon as humanly possible 🤯)
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 3 months ago:
Never speak to me or my son ever again.
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 3 months ago:
You mean, like… Corn?!?!
Vegetable soup (with corn) has entered the chat
And my point stands.
Also, you and your strict interpretation of ‘cereal’ have room to talk right after lecturing me about arbitrary categorizations… Sounds like someone needs to take their own advice, eh? 😋🙃
- Comment on LLM's poisoned with sleeper agent backdoors is the latest fun security threat to worry about 3 months ago:
Also i dislike the implications and at what directions fun is beeing made.
… I’m sorry, but what in the actual incoherence is that even supposed to mean?
- Comment on Why Cops Frequently Got Caught Planting Drugs in 2017 | Look. All technology comes with a learning curve. 3 months ago:
¿Por que no los dos?
- Comment on LLM's poisoned with sleeper agent backdoors is the latest fun security threat to worry about 3 months ago:
If so, that only makes your comment all the more puzzling, honestly
- Comment on Be direct! 3 months ago:
Two girls one cup.
There, now we’ve both named disgusting, shitty things people have done for money 🙃
- Comment on Be direct! 3 months ago:
This reads like a list of Stephen Miller’s pickup lines…
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 3 months ago:
Until one day, when you’re eating soup and innocently toss in some croutons, only to realize that what you’re eating is essentially cereal: savory edition, which you find so inexplicably disgusting that you can’t even stomach the thought of regular cereal for a depressing amount of time
- Comment on LLM's poisoned with sleeper agent backdoors is the latest fun security threat to worry about 3 months ago:
Are you familiar with the term ‘tongue in cheek’? Or ‘hyperbole’? Cuz - I’m just sayin- I really doubt that even the yellow-est of rags would expect people to believe that we’re only a “bite my shiny metal ass” away from triggering a T2 style ‘Judgement Day’… I’d say it’s simply far more likely they were simply being facetious.
Now if it was NewsMax, on the other hand…
- Comment on The news is sugarcoating how revolting the Epstein files are 3 months ago:
How dare you interrupt his mental gymnastic exhibition with silly things like logic and facts
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Law & Order: Thought Police
(And then you hear that sound effect from the show)
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Statistical Possibility OP Is A Straight, White Male : 96.7198%
- Comment on [deleted] 10 months ago:
That’s some Olympic gold level mental gymnastics
- Comment on [deleted] 1 year ago:
This made me think of something I read online one time that essentially said if you really want to get a question answered correctly on the internet you shouldn’t just ask it, but rather you should post the question and then answer it incorrectly as, invariably, someone will show up to correct you
