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- Comment on Convicted Felon Trump Lies About Crime Rate In D.C., Deploys Troops 2 hours ago:
Pictured above: President Donald Trump tries to demonstrate how big his brain is, but his “fingers won’t stop touching, dammit!”
- Comment on YSK: US Homeland Secretary Kristi Noem publically bragged about killing her puppy 2 days ago:
I see… Just normal serial killer behavior. I wonder why someone would want to put scores of people people matching a certain profile in the care of a serial killer?
- Comment on You have played yourself, Kagrenac 3 days ago:
Keep Jim West’s wife’s name out of your fucking mouth
- Comment on Picked this up for only $20 1 week ago:
I used to run the tech for a middle school and had to cover/sub for a lot of classes on year, which also was the same year we were getting deployed new equipment. Anytime I subbed in one of the computer labs, this is exactly what I’d do. It felt so deliciously naughty.
- Comment on Lever reloads 1 week ago:
I found an old-ass typewriter after I bought my grandparents’ house. I hope to eventually find a way to float the keys on this all-metal typewriter so that I can add contacts to the key pads and turn the roller into a common contact. Then I’ll wire the whole thing into a Bluetooth keyboard controller. Why Bluetooth? The typewriter came with its original case and I want to make opening the case be the power switch.
- Comment on Billionaire Mark Zuckerberg writes a manifesto on bringing "personal superintelligence" to everyone to improve humanity, but doesn't even define what superintelligence means. 1 week ago:
I once saw a supervisor use Google sheets to do a simple calculation. Could have opened the windows calculator, could have typed it into Google, could have done lots of things. But no, they created a new Google Sheet, performed one arithmetic equation, and then closed the browser.
I was so amused by this that I decided to program a 10-key calculator complete with memory recall in Google Sheets using Google Apps Script. I’ve made some wild Sheets over the years and have abused spreadsheets into things they’re not, but that’s my favorite, most useless Sheet ever. Whenever I show it to people, their first reaction is, “yeah, that’s a calculator, that’s a pretty simple tool.” But then when they realize that I wrote actual code to assign values to add then clear checkboxes and then store all these values, they look at me with genuine concern.
I know this isn’t the kind of delusional you’re talking about, but just wanted to share.
- Comment on And nothing of value was lost 1 week ago:
I have a cousin who once said that he’s gotten more tickets on a bike in Manhattan than anytime he’s driven through the city. He then followed that with, “in fact, I’m pretty sure that as long as you don’t hit anything that pays or collects taxes, the police will tell you to go away because you’re interrupting the flow of traffic.”
- Comment on YSK: This recent war on adult content was mostly started by a single law in 2018, pushed by a few evangelical groups pretending to fight sexual exploitation 1 week ago:
Apologies. It’s now
- Comment on YSK: This recent war on adult content was mostly started by a single law in 2018, pushed by a few evangelical groups pretending to fight sexual exploitation 1 week ago:
If you yell and cry enough about dignity laws, maybe people won’t notice what a sex pest you are
- Comment on Doge reportedly using AI tool to create ‘delete list’ of federal regulations 2 weeks ago:
I mean, what do they have to lose? Just a little wasted time subpoenaing some CEOs and acting flabbergasted while they blatantly lie about not knowing what was going on.
And then politicians using the insane logic of, “if you didn’t know this would fuck everyone, then why’d you let us buy it to fuck people???”
- Comment on pegged 2 weeks ago:
Not to mention telling you to go fuck yourself
- Comment on Doge reportedly using AI tool to create ‘delete list’ of federal regulations 2 weeks ago:
It should be illegal to use “AI” like this
That would require the people trying to pass laws to deregulate AI to stop trying to pass laws to deregulate AI. But no, that’s not what we want. We want more money going to the top while paying fewer people along the way.
With the way Xitter “reprogrammed” new results from Gr0ck, I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re just copying and pasting from project 2025 and telling whichever LLM to reword everything into legalese so that they can claim ignorance on how their laws are killing their voters.
- Comment on Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask? 2 weeks ago:
Hmmm… That’s a pretty valid argument. Now, normally, I’m not a big fan of hitting kids. So that’s why I’m gonna hit you instead. Get over here, you little shit!
- Comment on Switzerland plans surveillance worse than US 2 weeks ago:
Tattorack uses octothorpe. It’s not very effective!
- Comment on AI Should Help Fund Creative Labor 2 weeks ago:
The coolest part about the money crank is never knowing if it’s attached to anything
- Comment on Microsoft concedes that 'The Outer Worlds 2' retail price was too high — Xbox says it "will keep our full priced holiday releases at $69.99," with refunds incoming 2 weeks ago:
Buzz Ness Majors, Lee Majors’s shitty cousin
- Comment on Microsoft concedes that 'The Outer Worlds 2' retail price was too high — Xbox says it "will keep our full priced holiday releases at $69.99," with refunds incoming 2 weeks ago:
Just as a little treat for themselves
- Comment on well? 3 weeks ago:
Evict horizon
- Comment on well? 3 weeks ago:
Okay, so now you can barely afford your rent inside a black hole. Enjoy the enhanced granularity of your desperation!
- Comment on Actually I see something completely different 3 weeks ago:
IIIIIIII
ain’t got nobody, and nobody loves a-me. *Scat beatbox*
- Comment on Why do we humans love music so? 3 weeks ago:
Hey, fuck that song! Listen to Harvester of Constant Sorrow for an on-the-nose Thrash Grass mashup!
Then unfuck that song and listen to it again, and then this one again. And then listen to Leo, and then UMC, and finally fuck your own ears with the dulcet duality of Bardcore.
The only thing I love more than an artist creating their own song is another artist lovingly reinterpreting it.
- Comment on Microwave Intensifies 3 weeks ago:
Long live the Pringles cantenna
- Comment on anything but metric 4 weeks ago:
Looks to me somewhere between two fingers
- Comment on RIP 4 weeks ago:
The joke is that it’s George Michael instead of Princess Diana, but their hair looks similar. I hate to call you out on the internet, but next time you’re gonna be so careless, whisper.
- Comment on This new SSD will literally self destruct if you push the big red button it comes with — Team Group posts video of data destruction in action 4 weeks ago:
No one wants to microwave their mass storage anymore. 😡
- Comment on Every time 4 weeks ago:
The fuck you talking about? The second pic is us anytime someone shits on us or our family. Please Daddy Teddy, abandon us just one more time for a natural disaster! We’re so close!!!
- Comment on NEW TREND JUST DROPPED 4 weeks ago:
My dogs eat strings and tufts from their toys that hang out from their butts sometimes when they poop. Is this fashion?
- Comment on Semiconductor industry could short out as copper runs dry 4 weeks ago:
FUCK YOU, I’M TELLING!!!
Also, that’s fucking hilarious. I was so upset that your joke was infinitely better than anything I could have crafted.
- Comment on Mood 5 weeks ago:
Fuck you, you’re old! I’m still… *counts on fingers sobbing*
- Comment on Now accepting pre-orders on kickstarter 5 weeks ago:
Beautiful