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@fartographer@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Organization.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Fix the VQ and then finish arranging everything alphanumeric, starting with punctuation alphabetized and the numbers starting with zero.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Earth is reflecting less and less sunlight, study reveals⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dark colored yachts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who's branded? Sound off⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember my sister and me tossing the middle buckle back and forth and then swinging it at each other until one of us got hit by a plastic-accented mace and then we both would cry. We never learned to stop doing that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perfect little cup hiding in a log⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tickle tickle

  ^ Please don’t tickle people who didn’t specify that they wanted to be tickled^

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has this ever happened to you?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  apeach

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Memecoins Are Coming to the Stock Market⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you watching me right now?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Memecoins Are Coming to the Stock Market⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  FINALLY! I recently started understanding more about stocks and investing, and what Memecoins are going to bring to the table is the removal of things making sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Windmill': China tests world’s first megawatt-level airship to capture high winds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe yours is. Mine isn’t because I’m a smartass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Windmill': China tests world’s first megawatt-level airship to capture high winds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fossil fuels are from shit the dinos ate, like plants and other dumb crap. The belief that coal-rollers are cool enough to burn liquid dinosaurs is easily the single biggest lie of the oil industry.

  Closely followed by -gestures wildly-

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney sells us imaginary heroes while supporting real world villains.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yargh, matey. I do be watching whatever the fuck I want.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney sells us imaginary heroes while supporting real world villains.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’all see the latest Captain America movie? The one where the whole moral was “maybe we can still appeal to their better nature?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh nooo!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can also tell it’s not Godzilla, who is indicated by not-a-red-circle in the background.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey, when Picard travel time or use the holodeck to meet Leonel Messi?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have y’all ever noticed how much Picard looks like Professor X? Also, how come Clark Kent always gets explosive diarrhea just before Superman arrives?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤡🤡🤡⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Moon float? No… Moon rocks…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Epstein Scandal Finally Takes Down a Politician⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Learn from our example here in the States: don’t stop at recalling a politician for such heinous behavior. Make sure their victims see justice and are made as whole as a legal, capitalistic system can afford.

  If not, they’ll be more powerful the next time you see them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When real life generates the shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or… you know… don’t do that either…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The McDonald's employee who called on Luigi has never received their "reward", folks chasing the 100k for Kirk may not either...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  President Not-Dead is excited about nuggies in his Huggies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't be so sensitive 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Drop all tables and eat a muffin or something… Eat shit, bot!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How popular/important do you have to be for your death by homicide to be labeled as an "assassination"? What if the homicide is for a private matter that's separate from their importance?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  -unplugs Deep Blue-

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have y’all seen my urine sample? Could have sworn I left it over here…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Surprise—Nobody Wants 8K TVs⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s usually the case

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Da bomb⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We should have elected that pretzel

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that hand sewing is a stupid cheap hobby to get into and reduces your impact on the environment⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And if you’re a fan of puzzles, try wearing gloves and then hand sewing your hands together

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Llama⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Those aren’t true mayonnaise because they got that way via convergent evolution. True mayonnaise come from the mayonnaise region of France, otherwise it’s just bubbling emulsion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The best parents are often the quirkiest. I’d say your dad’s actions have been a bit more concerning than quirky. But that’s not your load to carry.

  You are his daughter and your concern should be your relationship with him. And it sounds like he’s a truly fantastic parent. You do not owe anyone else anything other than the best you that you can be, and it seems like your parents have helped make a very good you.

  If anyone else wants to make the sins of the father be piled onto the daughter, you should do all you can to avoid that person. It sounds like your father’s character has given you a unique perspective from which you can draw better choices. And that is your positive takeaway and gift to give to anyone else who crossed his path.

  In summary, your dad has made his own choices and everyone else can hold him accountable to that. So, just be a fantastic daughter and a wonderful person, and use that to contribute positively to your community. Don’t get bogged down by what your father has done—if anything, you can help lift people affected by your father, but only if it brings you joy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hello. There’s a non-zero chance that I’m one of your children. How will you interact with me?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes, you can store data on a bird — enthusiast converts PNG to bird-shaped waveform, teaches young starling to recall file at up to 2MB/s⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I just might fuck myself off this weekend! Depends on how distracted I get.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I may swear like a pirate, but I'm a fucking PRINCIPLED pirate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The mentor has become the mentos. I am proud of you son/daughter/some random kid I found. Go forth and make some swearwolves of your own.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I may swear like a pirate, but I'm a fucking PRINCIPLED pirate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Watch your fucking mouth. I didn’t raise a werewolf to talk that kinda shit!

  Do as I say, not say as I say, fuckface

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I may swear like a pirate, but I'm a fucking PRINCIPLED pirate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I appreciate and understand your perspective, but I want to clarify some context:

  This was my dad’s mom, so my grandparents. Had they been my parents and I’d known them at the age at which they raised me, then I’d immediately know how they raised their kids. But since this was my grandmother who raised my dad, it left me wondering what kind of parents my dad had. Was my dad a non-judgmental person in spite of his parents?

  And the answer was, “no.” He learned to cast aside prejudices from my grandmother’s sick right-cross. It was mostly that kind of revelation that I needed to feel my catharsis.

  (Added context: my dad is dead and I never heard that story from him. He died before my grandmother did, so I never got the opportunity to ask him about what her views on race were when he was a child.)