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@fartographer@lemmy.world
- Comment on well? 18 hours ago:
Evict horizon
- Comment on well? 21 hours ago:
Okay, so now you can barely afford your rent inside a black hole. Enjoy the enhanced granularity of your desperation!
- Comment on Actually I see something completely different 1 day ago:
IIIIIIII
ain’t got nobody, and nobody loves a-me. *Scat beatbox*
- Comment on Why do we humans love music so? 3 days ago:
Hey, fuck that song! Listen to Harvester of Constant Sorrow for an on-the-nose Thrash Grass mashup!
Then unfuck that song and listen to it again, and then this one again. And then listen to Leo, and then UMC, and finally fuck your own ears with the dulcet duality of Bardcore.
The only thing I love more than an artist creating their own song is another artist lovingly reinterpreting it.
- Comment on Microwave Intensifies 1 week ago:
Long live the Pringles cantenna
- Comment on anything but metric 1 week ago:
Looks to me somewhere between two fingers
- Comment on RIP 1 week ago:
The joke is that it’s George Michael instead of Princess Diana, but their hair looks similar. I hate to call you out on the internet, but next time you’re gonna be so careless, whisper.
- Comment on This new SSD will literally self destruct if you push the big red button it comes with — Team Group posts video of data destruction in action 1 week ago:
No one wants to microwave their mass storage anymore. 😡
- Comment on Every time 1 week ago:
The fuck you talking about? The second pic is us anytime someone shits on us or our family. Please Daddy Teddy, abandon us just one more time for a natural disaster! We’re so close!!!
- Comment on NEW TREND JUST DROPPED 1 week ago:
My dogs eat strings and tufts from their toys that hang out from their butts sometimes when they poop. Is this fashion?
- Comment on Semiconductor industry could short out as copper runs dry 1 week ago:
FUCK YOU, I’M TELLING!!!
Also, that’s fucking hilarious. I was so upset that your joke was infinitely better than anything I could have crafted.
- Comment on Mood 2 weeks ago:
Fuck you, you’re old! I’m still… *counts on fingers sobbing*
- Comment on Now accepting pre-orders on kickstarter 2 weeks ago:
Beautiful
- Comment on Now accepting pre-orders on kickstarter 2 weeks ago:
That’s hilarious, if true. Some truly top-tier shit-posting/troll humor came from those accounts.
- Comment on Now accepting pre-orders on kickstarter 2 weeks ago:
This looks like one of those famous @ChadMcTruth@lemmy.world posts
- Comment on Cow eggs 2 weeks ago:
Oh yeah? Ask it about the size of egg cells in the platypus
- Comment on Hidden hands and smoke filled rooms 2 weeks ago:
That joke is a little Illuminaughty
- Comment on Hidden hands and smoke filled rooms 2 weeks ago:
Fucking Illuminati making my leg go numb on the toilet
- Comment on Feels like something this community would like to know 3 weeks ago:
He’s so full of shit