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- Comment on Her mango 18 hours ago:
Did you hear that joke from an eggplant, cuz it’s baingan
- Comment on Austrian Ministry Kicks Out Microsoft in Favor of Nextcloud 4 days ago:
Jitsi rocks my bitsies
- Comment on AI behavioral analysis on factory workers, every step is monitored including attention detection from facial expressions 1 week ago:
Wear a mask of your own face looking super attentive and sleep at your machine
- Comment on It's just a fancy new name for a lobotomy 1 week ago:
That doctor is one achoo away from an eyepatch
- Comment on snail lyfe 1 week ago:
Don’t fucking compare yourself to snails unless you can stab your lovers with spears from your own body.
At best, you’re a clown fish or a frog.
- Comment on From the outside looking in 1 week ago:
I’ll show me!!!
- Comment on Another WSJ banger about why the poors aren't doing more 1 week ago:
I didn’t skip my loan payment, I bypassed it. You’ve made me bypass numerous meals over the years.
- Comment on I present: Torum! A crappy yet functional bearbones selfhosted forum site for termux. 1 week ago:
You don’t source them, you host them
- Comment on I need someone to help me identify this shark plz. Spotted in the wild. Maybe a new species. 2 weeks ago:
The eyes appear to be coming from their nostrils. I waiver what evolutionary pressures squeezed their eyes out their nose.
- Comment on eco-vengeance iconoclast 2 weeks ago:
We have them in Texas. They’ll eat your pets and maim you. They’re also significantly smarter than many people realize. If they weren’t such indiscriminate terrors, they’d probably make for pretty fun pets or be fun to watch play together while out on walks.
- Comment on fuck gary 2 weeks ago:
F-heart-ck… Fheartck… Fartck… Fart attack? Oh, poor Gary died from a fart attack…
- Comment on tiny tot engineering 2 weeks ago:
I remember one kid saying he was going to attach razor blades or sharpen the fins on his Beyblade. I also remember seeing him crying the nurse’s office the next day with his hand bandaged.
- Comment on …and I’m a bad boy for breaking a fart 2 weeks ago:
Took me a moment. Got it. Nodded in recognition.
- Comment on Republican? Democrat? There is a third option: 2 weeks ago:
It’s just another party run by old white men
- Comment on Jeep pushed software update that bricked all 2024 Wrangler 4xe models 2 weeks ago:
Oh, hahaha, sorry. The asterisk in front of the “simply” was meant to reference some fake fine print. I totally forgot to add that, so congratulations! You’ve unlocked the hidden fine print!
^*Process description does not include all necessary steps to make motor or car functional. Commenter assumes no responsibility and should not be considered as a reliable source of information.^
- Comment on Jeep pushed software update that bricked all 2024 Wrangler 4xe models 2 weeks ago:
I almost did something like this for my 1995 Exploder. Y’know how you can buy a crate engine and then *simply drop in a new engine? There are some companies that make electric motors that interface with your transmission and now you have an old vehicle with a new motor!
Before I could make any major decisions like that, though, one of my neighbor’s told me that his friend had been looking for that exact same year and color Explorer after she lost her car in a flood, so I gave it to her. I never really got too far in my research, so I don’t know much about the real cost and extent of work involved in these electric crate engines.
- Comment on Organization. 3 weeks ago:
Fix the VQ and then finish arranging everything alphanumeric, starting with punctuation alphabetized and the numbers starting with zero.
- Comment on The Earth is reflecting less and less sunlight, study reveals 3 weeks ago:
Dark colored yachts
- Comment on Who's branded? Sound off 3 weeks ago:
I remember my sister and me tossing the middle buckle back and forth and then swinging it at each other until one of us got hit by a plastic-accented mace and then we both would cry. We never learned to stop doing that.
- Comment on Perfect little cup hiding in a log 4 weeks ago:
Tickle tickle
^ Please don’t tickle people who didn’t specify that they wanted to be tickled^
- Comment on Has this ever happened to you? 4 weeks ago:
apeach
- Comment on Memecoins Are Coming to the Stock Market 5 weeks ago:
Are you watching me right now?
- Comment on Memecoins Are Coming to the Stock Market 5 weeks ago:
FINALLY! I recently started understanding more about stocks and investing, and what Memecoins are going to bring to the table is the removal of things making sense.
- Comment on 'Windmill': China tests world’s first megawatt-level airship to capture high winds 5 weeks ago:
Maybe yours is. Mine isn’t because I’m a smartass
- Comment on 'Windmill': China tests world’s first megawatt-level airship to capture high winds 5 weeks ago:
Fossil fuels are from shit the dinos ate, like plants and other dumb crap. The belief that coal-rollers are cool enough to burn liquid dinosaurs is easily the single biggest lie of the oil industry.
Closely followed by -gestures wildly-
- Comment on Disney sells us imaginary heroes while supporting real world villains. 1 month ago:
Yargh, matey. I do be watching whatever the fuck I want.
- Comment on Disney sells us imaginary heroes while supporting real world villains. 1 month ago:
Y’all see the latest Captain America movie? The one where the whole moral was “maybe we can still appeal to their better nature?”
- Comment on Oh nooo! 1 month ago:
You can also tell it’s not Godzilla, who is indicated by not-a-red-circle in the background.
- Comment on Hey, when Picard travel time or use the holodeck to meet Leonel Messi? 1 month ago:
Have y’all ever noticed how much Picard looks like Professor X? Also, how come Clark Kent always gets explosive diarrhea just before Superman arrives?
- Comment on 🤡🤡🤡 1 month ago:
Moon float? No… Moon rocks…