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- Comment on Don't be a coward 13 hours ago:
I mean, you should probably tell them that it’s unsafe to point a gun at people.
- Comment on Jensen Huang says Nvidia engineers should use AI tokens worth half their annual salary every year to be fully productive 16 hours ago:
With my trusty LLM, I follow the steps recommending that I try reaching inside the die press to look for any jammed parts that could have caused the machine to suddenly stop working. My coworker, who my boss sent to assist me based on instructions from her LLM, asks his LLM how to help me. My coworker’s LLM recommends that he check if the emergency stop button has been pulled…
- Comment on where? 1 day ago:
This flight is already going to smell awful, but I’d imagine that 2, 9, & 10 will have the strongest smells.
- Comment on crazy stuff 1 day ago:
Yes, but who do you think crochets all that meat into a chicken shape?
- Comment on crazy stuff 1 day ago:
No, it’s dried beef. And most canned brines are made from water with salt and spices, not urine.
- Comment on Thia better not awaken anything in me 2 days ago:
I just see four people who are going to be very sticky, smelly, and sad later.
- Comment on The difference is real 2 days ago:
Unfortunately, that one is already reserved for Budd Dwyer. The years of corruption and cover-up are now a daily occurrence, and his ultimate public apology and suicide showed a level shame and empathy that you couldn’t find in these days.
- Comment on This robotic hand has such sensitive touch that it can grasp objects as fragile as a potato chip or a raspberry without crushing them 2 days ago:
A handjob is still a job, officer!
- Comment on I rember! 3 days ago:
Whoops, closed their unnecessary arrow in the tailgate and now it’s flapping in the wind
- Comment on I'm completely serious 3 days ago:
Michael Jackson remains dead but is brought up in the chat
- Comment on Ancient skeleton unearthed in France is latest to be found sitting upright 4 days ago:
Call off Scoob and the gang, we found our suspects!
- Comment on Hermetically sealed, for your health! 4 days ago:
Why would it be called a solvent if it doesn’t solve anything???
- Comment on Spotify playing ads for paid subscribers 4 days ago:
The hard drive that I bought last year and need for backing up has doubled in price. $500 fucking for 22TB… I have no clue what to do now…
- Comment on Maybe, maybe not 5 days ago:
Probably
- Comment on How possibly? 5 days ago:
But what if I’m stupid or racist? Or both?
- Comment on How possibly? 5 days ago:
If that dragon didn’t want its tail tickled, it wouldn’t have sat there all coy-like with a screwdriver nearby. Now if you’ll excuse me, I think I saw a fork in the same room as an outlet.
- Comment on How possibly? 5 days ago:
As a white guy, I have the kind of privilege that allows me enough space to realize that I’m sad. Hell, I could probably just walk up to a cop and tell them I’m sad, and they’d offer me some horrible, but well-meaning advice.
But when I mention my Judaism, something interesting might happen. Especially if I told them that my Zionist family lives in Israel. But the real excitement will start when I say “free Palestine.”
But the saddest part of all is that I could say nothing, and just be white, and no one will give a fuck. It’s mostly sad because I’m incapable of saying nothing.
- Comment on Thank you, Nvidia 🙏😇 5 days ago:
Shit Pocket
- Comment on Jensen Huang says gamers are 'completely wrong' about DLSS 5 — Nvidia CEO responds to DLSS 5 backlash 6 days ago:
“My shoes are fine, it’s everyone else that smells like dog shit.”
- Comment on TBD on that 6 days ago:
New scientists?
- Comment on Ok... i need this. 1 week ago:
During the pandemic, I ended up with multiple large bottles of green hand sanitizer, so I 3D printed various animals and a nose with a nozzle design jammed in them. My favorite one was a pig that squirted from its nose.
- Comment on Gaysadilla 1 week ago:
“Cooks” with propane, blows face off
- Comment on Gaysadilla 1 week ago:
I like how it appears that you’ve just chucked everything into an inferno, which is exactly correct.
- Comment on If you're going to accept art this horny please pay someone 1 week ago:
I bet it feels amazing
- Comment on Sex appeal 1 week ago:
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???
Without her (and her apparent violation of Star Trek’s Prime Directive, the law against meddling in the internal affairs of other civilizations), he might still be a little-known state senator toiling away in Springfield, Illinois.
Blame the victim and throw in a little joke that further blames the victim??? Sometimes I look at how far we have to go and forget how far we’ve come. But still, fuck that shit.
- Comment on Don't tell me that you all don't have the same issue 1 week ago:
I’ll come help. You lift and I’ll tickle you
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Damn fine color
- Comment on fuck it, just paste your clipboard in the comments 1 week ago:
Where the fuck did that cat go?
- Comment on What does the acronym MAGA stand for? (wrong answers only) 1 week ago:
No, Colonel Sanders. YOU’RE wrong! Mama’s right!
- Comment on Fascism bad. 1 week ago:
Just like alligators. They’re so ornery because they have all them teeth and no toothbrush
