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- Comment on Dumb glasses 1 day ago:
I want someone to figure out how to make the glasses make an ear piercing shriek of other sound uncomfortable enough to make the wearers rip them off their faces.
- Comment on Highly recommend this and can confirm that it works 1 week ago:
I had to deal with the opposite once.
Was managing a bar where doing shots with customers was common. We also kept a bunch of leroux blackberry brandy in stock that was common for this (a tradition dating back 30 years)One of the bartenders refilled an empty bottle with robitussin, becauae he was sick, and was shooting that instead when he did shots.
A server then snagged thay bottle and a couple of shot glasses to pour some shots tableside for a group, and then accused the bartender of dosing him on lean. (Promethazine and roxycodone)
- Comment on It's all SO simple! 1 week ago:
The one fad diet doctors really dont want you to know about
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Damn. I want an ap that when it detects these glasses, makes them play a loud/ high pitched noise that makes them uncomfortable to wear and users take them off.
- Comment on Game over 3 weeks ago:
My friends mom has been trying the opposite- shes trying to avoid buying any plastic packaged food. Not so much out of concern for microplastics, but as a way to reduce her environmental impact.
Its also helped her eat much healthier- most candy is out, all her veggies are fresh instead of frozen, fresh meats instead of prepackaged ones, etc.
- Comment on sales =/= quality 3 weeks ago:
Made me think of the KMFDM line ‘our music is sampled, its totally fake. its done my machines Cause they dont make mistakes!’
- Comment on Well I could walk them through it step by step 3 weeks ago:
On of my friends gfs did that back in the day.
The crew was going to a local punk concert, and she was generally a bit more straight laced.
So we were all a bit surprised when she showed up in a red wig, and leather, and said her name was Jackie. We were joking about her maybe thinking we all had 'punk names… that we just all used all the time because we were always dressed a bit punk.
We all go back to the house most of them relived at to crash, and wake up in the morning to them fighting, and her accusing him of sleeping with Jackie. And him being like ‘I thought it was just a bit of role play!’
He goes into the bathroom, and she comes out to the kitchen and wete all just like, really, we all knew it was you the whole time… also your tattoo was showing…
- Comment on Well I could walk them through it step by step 3 weeks ago:
Idk about the forensics part. Were probably talking strychnine back then, which os pretty obvious because it causes muscle spasms and people to contort up and stiffen up pretty unaturally.
- Comment on Well I could walk them through it step by step 3 weeks ago:
Nail as is have sex with, or bust him for cheating?
- Comment on FBI Got Grok to Hand Over Prompts Used to Create Nonconsensual Porn 3 weeks ago:
I parsed it as that they got Grok the company to hand over records.
Although TBF, I misread it as Nonsensical Porn, thought it sounded entertaining.
- Comment on Don't forget to wash up! 3 weeks ago:
Generally, when looking at a vertical representation of horizontal space, we think of the top as further away from the viewer, and the bottom as closest (think the graphics on your stove letting you know which know goes to which burner… the back burners are the top ones, and the fronts are the bottom.
The only reason to have the faucet appear as closer and ypur hands as farther away is to intentionally make it loom dirty…
…Unless this graphic is telling you to stand on the far side of the basin and wash someone else’s hands for them.
- Comment on Don't forget to wash up! 3 weeks ago:
Pretty sure I saw that same design more than a decade ago tho.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Next step is for someone makes a version that hijacks the Bluetooth headphones and makes them play a loud shrill noise that makes the glasses too uncomfortable to wear in your pressence.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
And I think it just means anyone deciding to commit assault just also steals/ destroys the victims phone and glasses as a default
- Comment on I don't know the reason why. 3 weeks ago:
It was less about hiding rot, and more about making it appear to have a higher fat content.
- Comment on Judge scolds Mark Zuckerberg's team for wearing Meta glasses to social media trial 4 weeks ago:
I like it better your way.
- Comment on BMW’s Newest “Innovation” is a Logo-Shaped Middle Finger to Right to Repair 4 weeks ago:
Unless im missing something about the design, theres a fairly common bit already on the market that works for this, and Id assume most auto shops already have laying around. My dewalt 50 piece came with one…
Bit looks like [This](Best Way Tools Spanner #8 X 1 in. L Spanner Tamper-Proof Security Bit S2 Tool Steel 1 pc Mfr# B86822 - Ace Hardware share.google/KHdg0HfO6zC9bab9O) - Comment on BMW’s Newest “Innovation” is a Logo-Shaped Middle Finger to Right to Repair 4 weeks ago:
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Ive got a couple of these that came with various bit kits.
- Comment on Home renovations 4 weeks ago:
I was thinking no fatal but feel able. Seems like I was way overestimating the ability of sweat as a saline solution conductor to pull power away from the pole and create a shock on the bits below though.
- Comment on Home renovations 4 weeks ago:
I think there is potential for some non lethal zapping if done right (one terminal to the poles other to ground)
Your skin is where most of the body’s resistance is, and electrocution / shock can occur at much lower voltages if applied internally/ to a cut.
There’s an urban legend about a navy Electrical engineer stopping his heart by trying to measure his internal resistance with a voltmeter- he stabbed one probe into each of his thumbs and the portion of a single volt the meter uses to test resistance going across his heart was enough to cause afib.
Now, with pole dancing, theres some potential, for a sweaty bikini to make contact with both an electrified pole and the interior of the dancer’s labia, conducting enough electricity to impart a noticeable shock.
No matter the voltage though, I think the main problem is the body being part of the least resistive, or any, path to ground. Unless the screws holding the bottom of the pole also protruded through the downstairs neighbor’s ceiling, and you run the negative wire out your window and into theirs, connecting both ends of the pole to the battery…
- Comment on Retro StarCraft prizes 5 weeks ago:
A friend of mine got addicted to heroin in highschool. He bought 200 btc when it crashed down to $2 in 2012, and shortly after, his parents sent him to rehab for a month, and hid his computer somewhere on the farm, never to be seen again.
When it was worth around $10m we searched the entire premises, with no luck.
- Comment on How does this thing work? (wrong answers only) 5 weeks ago:
It gets hot, then it blows you- what else is there to know?
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 5 weeks ago:
Some.people are into caring their genitals…
- Comment on YSK that men who smoke cigarettes are 30% to 50% more likely to suffer from erection problems that men who don't 1 month ago:
I am 30 to 50$ more likely to have erectile problems thab non-smokers on this blessed day!
- Comment on What is a good present to get your dentist and dental assistant as a way of showing thanks? 1 month ago:
I think me means someone else’s death, to add to their collection.
- Comment on Set them free and let them bask in the fresh air of nature 1 month ago:
I live in a state that has a rule that essentially all ‘outdated’ laws that use gender are updated to be gender neutral.
A couple years ago, someone pointed out this caused a bit of a problem in our beachside town, as technically the town bylaw that prevented women from sunbathing/ swimming topless, now read 'All people are banned from having exposed breasts and ripples in public, with a 75$ minimum fine. (Including men)
The two women who brought this to town meaning proposed a simple update, strike the old rule, and replace without everyone can be topless around the beach, but must be covered up down town. After all, its was 2023, and the Puritans had gone extinct as a religion 280 years ago.
This sparked a hilarious 2 hours of public comments.
My favorite was one lady getting up and being apoplectic about the thought of having to explain breasts to her grandsons and appealing to everyones sense of modesty. Her friend then got up, and was just like ‘didnt I run into you on <whatever foreign vacation resort laazt winter? Not only were you topless, your bikini was so small your hoohah was falling out all over the place!’
People kept forgetting the ‘no gender words’ thing, so theyd propose a rule to sneak around the gender issue, that read something like ‘no person may expose female nipples’, and the town councilor would very dryly read that back to them as "in practice that law would read “no person my expose human nipples”. All you’ve done is shift liability if someone helps another take their shirt off.
At one point, someone got smart with, “no Non-Dormant human sexual reproductive organs may be exposed in public” (meaning men’s breasts were okay)
Town council thought about it for a minute, and just said “that sounds an awful lot like 'youre allowed to sit on a bench down town, fully naked, as long as you dont get an erection.” "More seriously though, while that law doesnt fail the test outright, it is most guaranteed to get hit lawsuit and struck down before we ever get to beach season. "
On bro got up and claimed if the town took away his right to hop into his topless jeep, shirtless, to go on a beer run, he’d ‘take the law into his own hands, every day it was sunny out.’ Madame Moderator, as she prefers to be called, countered with “well then…” and “I believe i spea k for the entire town, when say I sincerely hope you never grasp any part of the law!”
Eventually we settled with “all people may be topless on public property within <town name> except where prohibited for reasons of sanitation or saftey” boring, but a win. I still have yet to see anyone topless outside of the nude beach. Well, Besides a coue female friends who lgo skinny-dipping whenever we have a night-time beach party, but the old laws werent exactly stopping them before, either.
- Comment on Set them free and let them bask in the fresh air of nature 1 month ago:
Tjeyre designed for kweping the heat off you while youre sedentary, butI dont think theyre great for doing any physical labor, where your body’s also giving off heat.
- Comment on The Truth Is Out There 1 month ago:
Grody.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
In IQ of 70 is considered the threshold for mentally disability. (Lowest 2% of population)
- Comment on It still blows my mind how ubiquitous communication is now. I just had someone message me instantly from a ship in the Mediterranean, while I'm on a flight in the US. 1 month ago:
Back in 98, dad managed to reach me on board an intercoastal flight (bos to LAX) from a small sailboat heading to the bahamas. He was on a VHF and hailed a passing cruise ship. Their radio OP had i think a shortwave, and was radio buddies with some ATC guys in the Midwest. He reached out, and one of them went on the air asking if anyone in his airspace was flying BOS to LAX with an unacompanied minor. My plane responded, a stewardess came and got me, and I was able to talk to my dad for a few minutes before we went out of that tower’s VHF range (I guess)