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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't figure it out.d Been staring at this picture for an hour and have no idea what it means⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Someones trying to avoid sleeping in the post coital wet spot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Usually, silicone nippled showerheads aren't replaced or cleaned regularly.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you have to clean it more. When water sits in the head, all those wet surfaces start growing mold and bacteria and stuff. When you Turn it on, some of the build up gets flushed out. So 1x a day means 24 hours of build up between flushings and minimal accumulation. 1x a week means 7 days worth of accumulation each time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does no one in the bible have a last name?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Did people only get those if they moved, or was everyone from Vinci named da Vinci? (Similar to the Texas Pete premise)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If eating a banana is ~0.1μSv, then what is holding a banana for an hour?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Go watch a star war!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Phrasing!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  All jokes aside though- how to does this store work?

  Are they expecting people to just strip down inbetween the racks to try on shirts, or are we expected to just guess and hope theyll fit?

  And after my 3 strikes on pants for the day… what? Do they expect me to come back the next day to try on the next 3?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is there an Alan wagner community?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might not be efficient, but at least it... Uhhh, wait, what good does it provide again?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This would be terrible for my ad revenue⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  GWAR!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not to get all religous but was not Jesus pissed for people making money in churches? Didn't he flip tables and everything? Then how do churches nowadays explain the collection plate?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So was stealing horses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🐑🥁🐍⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What if I was practicing my French and meant to say I was full after a meal, but got it wrong?

  (je suis pleine)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🐑🥁🐍⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  See also Moron, imbecile, and cretin.
  All Originally medical terms, that then entered comon usage as insults, fell out of favor medically because of that, were rejected by polite society, then after a refractory period and enough replacements, became lower grade insults that were more acceptable for common use.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There should be a "last used combination" faucet handle for sinks so you don't have to balance hot and cold everytime during winter⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Something like this works. Just turn the water off with the spray nozzle, not the handle. share.google/1HpxlLwZ6RMXGdMoS

  I used to have a kitchen sink faucet with the mixing handle on the side, that i installed after the 2 tap mixers.

  So the 2 taps controlled hot and cold, which fed into the faucets cold line, and the hot line was capped off, making the handle only control flow, and temp was the 2 knobs. (I did this out of laziness because I didnt want to unsolder and resolder in new fittings)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calling all Dickheads!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For a while my friends had a band called the tricky dicks.

  The logo was Nixon riding a white sperm whale.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got a little drunk last week gave money to a cult. Again.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “In court, free speech is free speech, and that’s the only position the government should have.”

  In practice this isnt though- every right has to have some limit to prevent abuse. For free speech, there are 2: the fire in a crowded theater scenario, and assault. For instance in my state, assault includes specific threats of violence. (By specific i mean the kkk would unfortunately be free to say ‘we should kill all black people,’ but 'were going tp burn down t

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do some people make such a big deal over ages of someone's account on here?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless theyre doing in while in church.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Men Who Stare at Goats⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe he just legitimately hates them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If a trunk at the front is called fruck, then a trunk at the back should be brunk.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Engine bay in the back should be a bootay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can do anything at Zombocom⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Way Back in highschool, we convinced one of our friends who was selling drugs to pony up $300 for a used B52 speaker system, so we could throw raves (and he could sell more drugs.) Hes long since moved on, but we still have that b52 unit, and still use it for events.

  20 years ago, a couple hours before one such event, the system was dead. I pulled off the cover, and found a scorched up resistor. I took a penny, soldered one of the clipped off leads to the edge of it, then with a multimeter, slowly dragged across the surface, until I found a point with the correct resistance value. I soldered the other lead on at that point, soldered the penny into the board, and its still working to this day!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon's Woody⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, to all cybertruck tailgates extend into a ramp?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If they called it that, people would be tempted to chuck it around.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3167: Car Size⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  John 10:18:

  “No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down, and I have authority to take it up again. This charge I have received from my Father”.

  He didnt just drive it, he raced it, using NOS given to him by god!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3167: Car Size⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have an artist buddy who has 8 of those bubble guns rigged to the roof of his car, all shooting backwards. (Disguised in 2 giant, colorful ‘fun missiles’) Makes a pretty decent cloud of bubbles. Easily enough to someone drop back. Always hilarious when he goes through an intersection, and everyone has ro stop like 15 seconds to wait for the bubbles to fall before they can go.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Christmas⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I must have missed that class intractable in the course listing when I was in school.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fight club⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And hes litterally failing at it himself

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got Banned for Fixing Roku — The Paul Blart Mod Chronicles⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I told babylonian weeb, the guy who’s taken over animetitties, that spain nuking israel over the freedom flotilla was not a likely, or good outcome. That got me a ban for "glorifying violence:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would like to meet him, he's probably nice ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Huh, so presumably, they send out groups of names by an area’s demographics. I could see them ending up with some very strange seeming names in some areas, either by smaller towns being grouped in with nearby cities, or due to supply chain changes, and stock for one area getting rerouted or mixed up.

  Like there might be plenty of Sikhs in NYC, but go upstate and its possible someone’s never heard the name, or met a Sikh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A hypothesis⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine had 3.1 on it, but most of the games had to b3 run through dos prompt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maldives begins 'generational ban' on smoking⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Seems kind of crazy to make the ban ‘retroactive’ for people already alive.

  The people born in 2007 are turning 18 and im assuming were never allowed to buy for themselves, but theres going to be a percentage that got them through parents and friends and whatnot, who are now, from their pov being denied a right that thwy were expecting/ looking forward to.

  Seems like the kind of ban that would be much less contentious and easier to set in motion if theyd set the date as the current one (like 2025) or atleast to a much younger age (like say 2020) so that the people it would be affecting would grow up knowing the ban was in place and theyd never be able to purchase tobacco.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When kids come trick-or-treating, what happens if I choose trick?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Posted the full story above, but one time back in the late 90s, we hit a house in retaliation for them being dicks to our younger siblings. In our town it was fair game not to participate, especially since its a seasonal town, so more than half the houses are empty by October anyway.

  But these guys opened the door, said they were out of candy, but that the kids costumes were shitty so they didnt deserve any anyway, and made my friends sister cry mocking the fairy costume she’d put together herself. Pretty sure they were drunk.

  So we came back a couple hours later when the lights were out, covered their 2nd story wood shingles in eggs to maximize the difficulty of cleaning up, then bailed on out way to the party.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When kids come trick-or-treating, what happens if I choose trick?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I egged 1 house out of retaliation back in the day. My friends and I were like 14- 15at the time, and were taking out our siblings, then going tp 2 parties, an earlier chaperoned house party, then a bonfire in the woods, after we dropped them back off.

  One house were complete dicks to the younger kids, made my friend’s little sister cry making fun of her costume. So we all went home as planned, but grabbed our eggs, and stashed them nearby the first party, along with out supplies for the second party. When we left the chaperoned party at like 11, we swung back by the offending house on our bikes, pelted their house with ~3 dozen eggs, aiming for the wood shingles and up high, knowing it would be a bitch to clean, then rode off to our bonfire party splitting up for the first half of the ride in case they called the cops.