rob_t_firefly

@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Photo of Marty Feldman smiling while staring in his famous wall-eyed fashion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Public restrooms in Osaka to get in-stall video screens with ads⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  RESUME VIEWING

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So, how's it hanging?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, Tennessee!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨marriage update⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You will certainly not regret having 3 pile of towel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can just do stuff.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pigs can’t look up because their little blue cap with the shiny badge on the front would fall off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it’s just what i’d wear on a basic hot day⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The stuff I usually wear is wrinkle-resistant, but if there were anything fancy going on I’d just fold a nice shirt and carry it to work in a bag.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it’s just what i’d wear on a basic hot day⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  New Yorker here. Some of us with office jobs aren’t always wearing our work clothes on our commutes. We may be wearing something that can get sweaty and gross on the way, more comfortable shoes, etc. and change into office stuff when we get to work.

  I’m a guy and usually wear a business-casual button-up shirt, but on my summer commute that shirt is in a bag or tied around my waist like a 1990s grunge-kid’s flannel while I sweat through an old T-shirt or A-shirt my boss will never see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why aren't we doing this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You will certainly not regret having 150,000 bats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨where?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Judging by his more recent films, Kevin Smith has a great deal to say about how much he loves Kevin Smith movies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MEGA FLAG⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hilarity ensues when Worf walks into the ready room while that’s going on, sees the Captain’s distorted face gazing through the spherical fishbowl, and reflexively whips out his phaser and starts blasting what he assumes to be the Monster of the Week.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I spent most of yesterday trying to figure this out⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Censoring sources of things you like is mean and dumb.

  Screenshot of the tweet posted by OP, but unlike the one posted above this screenshot includes the poster’s user info. Tweet by Billy Cove, username @cove_billy, which reads, “Why do Porn sites have a ‘share to Facebook’ button? Dunno about you, but I’ve never watched porn and thought, fuck me, I reckon uncle Steve, aunty Steph, and my old Geography teacher would fucking love this!!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would like to solve the puzzle⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think my new dentist was born yet when I was a teenager.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm completely serious⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  holds up doubloon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm completely serious⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t be silly, nobody would try to remove water marks from a beach.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not a doctor, nor have I played one on TV.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not difficult, the most you’ll have to try is ten times.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2700 K⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She’s moved on. You should, too. It’s better this way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bean virus⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  OP’s household IRL.

  Image from the cartoon “Bluey” in which Bluey and Bingo are dressed as grannies and there are cans of beans scattered all over the kitchen floor around them. Bingo, lying on the floor and laughing, says, “I slipped on my beans!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They gonna cat⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Become ungovernable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The US in one image⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Clearly his name is Dow Jones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hrmmm...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does it count if I’ve seen the Lea Mis musical five or six times?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bird leaf⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because crediting sources is cool.

  Screenshot of the same Twitter posts OP posted, but without the usernames censored out. @yunqky posts, “do you know how sexy it is when he teases you in bed with a bird leaf” @CptnClout replies, “Bitch you mean a feather?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sigh… unzips

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That one time when he made cheese and it broke the ship⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Please state the nature of the acting emergency.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That one time when he made cheese and it broke the ship⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, all those dancing swimsuit girls are of legal age.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Digg’s open beta shuts down after just two months, blaming AI bot spam⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That reminds me, 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reporting an absence⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Khaki Squad, Dockers division.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Talk about hat hair...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know a guy who rocked that exact look in 1988.

  Box art of the 1998 Nintendo game “Super Mario Bros. 3,” portraying Mario flying in raccoon mode which includes little raccoon ears on his flat cap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft patents system for AI helpers to finish games for you⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  `A STRANGE GAME.

  THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS

  NOT TO PLAY.`

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I gotcha, boss⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  On the sides is very easy. If you get an electric hair clipper at home, you can buzz it down yourself as part of your morning routine, in probably less time than an average guy takes to do his daily facial hair shave.

  When you start involving the back of your head it gets trickier.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MemeID: 421856901⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The 🎵 emoji is generally displayed as a double note with one higher than the other, so the notes can’t both be E.

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