rob_t_firefly

@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Braum Stoker's Dracula remake⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not even Steven Seagal can find a Steven Seagal wig. That’s why he took that floor mat from a 1987 Toyota Corolla.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Braum Stoker's Dracula remake⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  (Sharon and Lois are off today.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hundreds of Millions of Audio Devices Need a Patch to Prevent Wireless Hacking and Tracking⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that you, Abby Normal? 🧠

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Digg launches its new Reddit rival to the public⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  我能吞下玻璃而不伤身体。

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Digg launches its new Reddit rival to the public⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a dreamy guy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, this is a J-Law.

  Jennifer Lawrence on an “Entertainment Weekly” magazine cover.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good luck⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The big dishwasher-unsafe novelty mugs are good for keeping on your desk to hold pens or mints or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stack Overflow in freefall: 78 percent drop in number of questions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s even faster to ask your own armpit what’s wrong with your code, but that alone doesn’t mean you’re getting a good answer from it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be careful when choosing your profession⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not the bees!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk’s AI Grok Goes Rogue with Posts Suggesting Trump Is a Pedophile and Erika Kirk Is JD Vance in Drag⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Seriously. They may as well be interviewing a flipping coin, and then proclaiming that it “admitted” heads.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wikipeter was the founder of the site in 1993 when he wanted to know more about model trains without having to visit the library ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Very cool of you to do so!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can Barbies really sit like that now? I remember them having those straight legs with clicky knees that couldn’t really bend that much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m comin’ down on the stereo, hear me on the radio…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  WTF is a bathroom?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk’s AI Grok Goes Rogue with Posts Suggesting Trump Is a Pedophile and Erika Kirk Is JD Vance in Drag⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A chatbot is not capable of doing something so interesting as “going rogue.” That expression implies it’s a mind with agency making a choice to go against something, and this program doesn’t have the ability to do such a thing. It’s just continuing to be the unreliable bullshit machine the tech will always be, no matter how much money and hype continues to be pumped into it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wikipeter was the founder of the site in 1993 when he wanted to know more about model trains without having to visit the library ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Censorship sucks, giving credit rules.

  As above but without the authors’ usernames scribbled out. Screenshot of social media: a tweet by paige @pswizzz reads, “the biggest scam of all time was convincing kids that wikipedia, a free source of unlimited information, isn’t reliable when there’s literal sources at the bottom & a strict editing policy.” A tumblr post by LesbianBriachiosaurus appends, “Seriously tho as someone who put literal years of effort into creating a Wikipedia hoax it’s basically impossible to get away with for more than like an hour. They’re fucking vigilant. I tried to build up trust by doing legit editing but my account got reviewed cause I approved a page that mismeasured the size of a ship by a few centimeters”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New year, time to reboot the soap opera⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The years start coming and they don’t stop coming.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dad jokes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why censor out the writer’s username?

  Screenshot of the same tweet posted by OP, but the author’s name hasn’t been crossed out.

  Source

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The world isn’t ready for a Dude Lebowski/Dr. Emmett Brown hybrid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cruising around the OKC cock ring is an honored Oklahoman tradition⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hank Hill saying “Boggle?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feeling the Joy on Christmas Morning⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s her present this year!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feeling the Joy on Christmas Morning⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I nearly made it through an entire holiday season without seeing those two, but I’m not even mad at you because it was inevitable really. 🫡

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if it was the D string.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I finally break this habit? Tips welcome.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I’m hungry for a plate of dryer nachos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak technology ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hank Hill saying “Boggle?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Star Trek: Strange New Worlds’ Casts Sulu and Bones for Series Finale⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We have to take into account that, generally speaking, a 50-year-old jobbing actor on low-budget TV in 1966 looked a good deal older than a 50-year-old Hollywood actor tends to look now. (Hell, I’m not that far from 50, not Hollywood glam by any stretch, and I still look noticeably younger than my boomer parents did at my age and way younger than my Depression-era grandparents looked at my age.)

  Physically, under modern makeup, lighting, and filming, I could see this guy looking very similar in age to Kelley in TOS.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Katy Perry is using a sexualized version of the Romulan uniform?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To distract from the quality of her singing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I use your shower?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dating a horse means having a stable relationship.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Typical monopoly people⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shitposting is a art.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Typical monopoly people⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The original uncensored version took three seconds on TinEye.com to find.