rob_t_firefly

@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One fine day at the bookstore⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I once had friends who worked at a bookstore where they pronounced it “is been,” but I suspect this gag might work with either pronunciation.

• One fine day at the bookstore
  Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ to ⁨risa@startrek.website⁩ | ⁨6⁩ ⁨comments⁩
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't be Evil⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Very cool of you! Thanks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh yeah, that’s that guy’s thing. Nobody will ever know that he’s Jordan Q. Harbelstein who lives at 601 12th St in Roy, New Mexico.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't be Evil⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  TFW someone posts “don’t be evil” but censors out the author credit of the clever post.

  Screenshot of Twitter. Tweet by @GooglePlay made on March 13th, 2024 reads “Gaming really changes your life lol anyone else out here yelling +10 HEALTH when they finish dinner?” A reply tweet by user @RickAstleyGamin (which was scribbled out in the screenshot OP posted) simply reads “no”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seriously Jesus, who was doing that for that to be added 😭⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I usually refer to a chicken omelette as a Family Reunion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beans⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When you eat a boiled egg you’re still mixing the white and yellow parts inside your mouth.

  Illusionist Criss Angel, dressed in his best early-2000s over-the-top emo clothes and jewelry, stares and points dramatically at the viewer while curled up in a particularly gothy pose as if to say “Mind freak!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Religions have some of the wackiest rules⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You know how you can collect rubber bands over time, wrapping them around each other, and eventually you have a great big ball on your desk to play with?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨does captain Picard snore in Star Trek tng?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember him waking up onscreen this one time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good day!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would also sacrifice your first unborn kid for this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if torrented Jesus movies for Christians are edited down to have only nine Commandments.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who's That Pokémon?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember when Woll Smoth slopped Chros Rack at the Ascurs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Musician Who Died in 2021 Resurrected as Clump of Brain Matter, Now Composing New Music⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My Ashley O. doll is starting to glitch out a little. Should I be worried?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Adobe Gets Bullied Off Bluesky⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And they bought Cool Edit and destroyed it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Adobe Gets Bullied Off Bluesky⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And they bought Cool Edit and destroyed it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey folks, is this where the old farts are hanging out? Point me toward the bathroom, I’ll be a while.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iceland knows what's up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet they’re measuring from the back of the building.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horror⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No, it’s just a water-walking horse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Easiest way out which will still be helpful: send her the link to that comment of yours.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Justice Department asks judge to order Google the "immediate" sale of Chrome⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the most popular web browser in the world. Direct access to the browser windows and browsing data of the majority of Internet users would be the point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Three Alleged Tesla Vandals Got Caught⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Teslas have also have [their own 360° array of cameras](notateslaapp.com/…/tesla-guide-number-of-cameras-…} that may or may not be active and recording even when they’re parked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be honest and tell us what you see⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A smartphone in my hand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨frenly warnin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I loved that Tom Hanks movie!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Digg is about to be rebooted. Thoughts?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FBI nabs worker at DVD company for ripping prerelease blockbusters⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  YOU
           WOULDN'T
  SPIDER A
               MAN
  

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Many of our hard-working instance admins are on top of blocking her whenever she pops up again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little Man is chubbed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It really ties the bunny’s room together.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What was your favorite shareware game?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I always wanted to play with the editor and make a game with it back then, but never got around to it. Perhaps it’s still not too late!