HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

i don’t say evasion, i say avoision.

But I can still poop the big poops in vc, right? Same screaming

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i found this one
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on a podcast website

i love looking back at history and then saying “you know we’ve done this before. want to hear how it went?” in the middle of political discussions and getting dirty looks from EVERYONE.

yeah, sometimes people judge historical figures by their enemies and Napoleon is one of those. He was a tyrant but a lot of people think he was great because he fought against monarchies. like, a despot is still bad even if they have worse enemies is kind of my point.

then we look at politics today and say “well they all bad” and fail to apply the same “critical” thinking about history.

it is nice getting good information from y’all who know history better than me. like, my minor prepared me to understand y’all, but not necessarily to figure it out on my own.

THANK YOU. mind if i save your comment and refer people here next time i say “hey, napoleon was not that great?”

And then yamcha came back for some reason

you forgot two of the times krillin died on the way to mordor

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sure hits a lot different

BREATHE THROUGH YOUR MOUTH! jeezie creezie some dogs…

i met jesus and he told me this happened last week

the muppet beaker sings BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE

he’s got good a tailwind. that’s why he’s running all funny like someone’s blowing smoke up his ass.

you ever run naked around the lake at 4AM during monsoon season? because i haven’t but i imagine it’s like that.

not everyone has seen The Boys i guess. i get it, it’s very definitely not for everyone

Prime Minister Larry? Dare we hope for Prime Minister Jungkook?

Oh, sorry. I’ll invite you to the next sword bendening

Why would you do something if you were sure you were wrong?

I thought it was sending Bird to Indianapolis

You weren’t there?

I mean it works for my concerts

people like to pretend that one is justice and the other is revenge though. don’t deny them their illusion

revenge often gains nothing.

sometimes it gains a lot.

personal experience.

Here’s the current state. Just gotta sew the line of orange down the middle and it’s a stylized arrow

Because sometimes the wedgie doesn’t work too. I have (and use in the following priority) Firefox, opera, chrome, and edge. I kind of want to install Netscape for fun, but I cheaped on my hdd

Don’t make fun of life they got little legs

This one damn bank website does not open right in Firefox. I had a good quarter of my clients at that bank.

The fingers are done! Just gotta add a little strip on the back to emphasize my waterfowl finger