HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

the muppet beaker sings BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE

he’s got good a tailwind. that’s why he’s running all funny like someone’s blowing smoke up his ass.

you ever run naked around the lake at 4AM during monsoon season? because i haven’t but i imagine it’s like that.

not everyone has seen The Boys i guess. i get it, it’s very definitely not for everyone

Prime Minister Larry? Dare we hope for Prime Minister Jungkook?

Oh, sorry. I’ll invite you to the next sword bendening

Why would you do something if you were sure you were wrong?

I thought it was sending Bird to Indianapolis

You weren’t there?

I mean it works for my concerts

people like to pretend that one is justice and the other is revenge though. don’t deny them their illusion

revenge often gains nothing.

sometimes it gains a lot.

personal experience.

Here’s the current state. Just gotta sew the line of orange down the middle and it’s a stylized arrow

Because sometimes the wedgie doesn’t work too. I have (and use in the following priority) Firefox, opera, chrome, and edge. I kind of want to install Netscape for fun, but I cheaped on my hdd

Don’t make fun of life they got little legs

This one damn bank website does not open right in Firefox. I had a good quarter of my clients at that bank.

The fingers are done! Just gotta add a little strip on the back to emphasize my waterfowl finger

that’s a sweet repair.

remind me in a couple weeks. i’m putting homemade turn signals on my bike (i’m sewing some dayglo fabric on the back of my bike/wheelchair/weightlifting gloves)

Ol rock nuts is at it again, huh?

Oh I thought we were talking about donuts and I was about to make a bunch of angry deep fryer noises

Like, fire extinguishers fire control or fire the cannons fire control? There are simultaneously too many and not enough words

there’s causative reasons and narrative reasons and often they are not the same. or even about the same reality.

ah but the bible has rules about making sure your slaves don’t wear mixed fabrics so like… i mean that’s it really. i don’t have anywhere to go from that.

he was part of a large group of wealthy folks who thought the world would end soon and that would entail another, final, crusade to retake the holy land.

dude i come here to get away from reality and modern politics.

christianity has been expecting and demanding that the world is going to end soon for almost 2000 years now. I think there’s something in the bible about failed prophecies.

Why did i read that in Wilford Brimley’s voice.

ooo, aporcyphal nonsense is my favorite kind of nonsense

where’s the image of them flipping the bald guy, let’s just change his name from Baldero or whatever to Nikolai Yezhov

ooo! can i have a strikethrough? i’d really like to have a line through a word. i’m all set with games.

Which ones do I buy if I like fire

Breakin the law
Breakin the law
Breakin the law
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fuck if i know. one’s from the sixties, one’s from the eighties, one’s from like ten years ago. i remember seeing it on imdb last year and thinking “huh that’s neat” but i can’t remember the name of the series for the life of me or i’d screenshot it here