HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
- Comment on I'm a proud catholic and I can name all of them 6 hours ago:
sleve
- Comment on 💀 💀 💀 8 hours ago:
WE CAN DRINK!
- Comment on Remember to 2FA your kidneys. 8 hours ago:
i am not password protecting my kidneys or my name isn’t hepatitis murphy
- Comment on I may or may not have gotten way too in the trees@sh.itjust.works and eaten an entire block of cream cheese 8 hours ago:
i just weigh it after i eat it
- Comment on xkcd #3128: Thread Meeting 9 hours ago:
Dude who has energy for multiple accounts these days
- Comment on Every damn time. 10 hours ago:
I was going to say, I have a similar madame guillotine at home but mine is for the paper.
- Comment on Long long ago this was a very popular song 10 hours ago:
I miss Dr demento
- Comment on I may or may not have gotten way too in the trees@sh.itjust.works and eaten an entire block of cream cheese 10 hours ago:
Protip: if you know Satan’s Eyeball is coming, you can, uh, line the exit with a barrier ointment called Ilex. Just be careful not to glue it shut (petroleum jelly can help). If you are too late, there’s this great soothing ointment called calmoseptine (it’s desitin with a very mild topical analgesic in it) but it’s pink and stainy so wear a pantyliner with it unless you really don’t like that pair.
Source: former member of the nuclear taco club
- Comment on I may or may not have gotten way too in the trees@sh.itjust.works and eaten an entire block of cream cheese 10 hours ago:
I may or may not have gotten way too into trees and bike repair and thought you were measuring your cheese with precision calipers
- Comment on Can you get shadowbanned on Lemmy? 11 hours ago:
Awesome. Being banned from lemmy.ml is kinda like getting banned from, uh shit I don’t want to name specific reddit communities but you know the ones I’m talking about. The ones you don’t like. The ones where honestly, the ban is worth more than the participation. Kind of like being banned from Shitter altogether. Or lemmy.ml. Badge. Of. Honor.
- Comment on Happens EVERY time 11 hours ago:
Omg I thought I was the only one
- Comment on Anyone else from Europe feels the same while browsing the "All" feed? 18 hours ago:
you want my several decades old stories about accidentally buying stickers with shaggy’s dick on them? it wasn’t in statesia but it might as well have been, let’s be honest
- Comment on Political map of the Americas 2025 19 hours ago:
are you taking emigration applications? I hear penguins are crunchy and good in sauce
- Comment on *your order is delivered* 19 hours ago:
look a mr two tooth spuckler here
- Comment on What if a billionaire wants to help you? 1 day ago:
There is a law called Know Your Customer.
- Comment on What if a billionaire wants to help you? 1 day ago:
check? EFT? ACH? bank transfer? depends on the amount. When you are dealing with that much money, Step 1: Accountant, Step 2: Attorney. You will be paying taxes, it is their job to minimize it. It is not your job to worry about it. If you are worrying about it, You. Are. Doing. It. Wrong.
- Comment on Debates on free platforms without censorship and anonymity: 1 day ago:
it’s almost like both are fun
- Comment on Political map of the Americas 2025 1 day ago:
does this antarctica have bears? I have questions
- Comment on Political map of the Americas 2025 1 day ago:
- Comment on Political map of the Americas 2025 1 day ago:
is denmark really european california? we had some pretty chill danish exchange students and i wouldn’t mind emigrating, well, anywhere at this point. i just have some strict legal requirements unfortunately that it looks like germany fits.
- Comment on Ah minthi spikchur anadón likit 1 day ago:
gesundheit!
- Comment on YSK that despite being outside of US jurisdiction, Lego has dropped diversity and inclusion terminology from its annual report 1 day ago:
money is fungible
- Comment on [OC] Hank Hill Catches Up on Pokémon 1 day ago:
- Comment on Le Penguini 1 day ago:
i asked the internet and antarctica doesn’t have ants, it has midges.
- Comment on Le Penguini 1 day ago:
How about the Falklands?
- Comment on Le Penguini 1 day ago:
be the invasive species you want to see in the world?
- Comment on Le Penguini 1 day ago:
it is the address to the golden door
- Comment on Some heroes don’t wear capes 1 day ago:
“B̴̩̜̱̙́͝͝ę̸͔̫͔͕̙̓ͅ ̵̹̼͛̌̈́̽̽̈́ṋ̶͉̗̩̎͜ö̵̡̖̯̤̳̘̯́̚̚t̴̥͉͍̘͓̀͒͒͒̓͘͜ ̵̼̹̉͌̾̓̄à̵̧͚̏͐̏̉̀̚f̷̼͈̟̊̔́͌̍͝r̸̨̩̙͐͗͑͊̚ͅà̵̧͚̺̮̞̗̾̏ị̴̥̱̈d̴͙͙͉͖̄́͜”
“I fear not for what is about to be done into me, but for what I am about to do.”
- Comment on Some heroes don’t wear capes 1 day ago:
We should make a new grimms fairy tale. TrumpleEpstein.
- Comment on *your order is delivered* 1 day ago:
You’re better than me, bothering to put on a bow and loincloth and teeth
