HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

dude i’m not driving a forklift and you’re not my certification examiner.

Cursed out a fig tree. Why the mouth on that demigod

i’m in shadowzone’s house right now and vaultwarden’s working great

what’s a mechanism

neither is the ape

i want my batman relaxed and prepared for his fight.

we offer him the special, flushing seat the crackheads made

Checking box D for “as many as you dare”

And toot the Jethro Tull classic Bouree to woo suitors

Yeah but what if the pants were polyester

Who says early pants weren’t made of penis bones

What’s this both

Which was a fish

i don’t say evasion, i say avoision.

But I can still poop the big poops in vc, right? Same screaming

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on a podcast website

i love looking back at history and then saying “you know we’ve done this before. want to hear how it went?” in the middle of political discussions and getting dirty looks from EVERYONE.

yeah, sometimes people judge historical figures by their enemies and Napoleon is one of those. He was a tyrant but a lot of people think he was great because he fought against monarchies. like, a despot is still bad even if they have worse enemies is kind of my point.

then we look at politics today and say “well they all bad” and fail to apply the same “critical” thinking about history.

it is nice getting good information from y’all who know history better than me. like, my minor prepared me to understand y’all, but not necessarily to figure it out on my own.

THANK YOU. mind if i save your comment and refer people here next time i say “hey, napoleon was not that great?”

And then yamcha came back for some reason

you forgot two of the times krillin died on the way to mordor

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sure hits a lot different

BREATHE THROUGH YOUR MOUTH! jeezie creezie some dogs…

i met jesus and he told me this happened last week

the muppet beaker sings BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE

he’s got good a tailwind. that’s why he’s running all funny like someone’s blowing smoke up his ass.

you ever run naked around the lake at 4AM during monsoon season? because i haven’t but i imagine it’s like that.

not everyone has seen The Boys i guess. i get it, it’s very definitely not for everyone

Prime Minister Larry? Dare we hope for Prime Minister Jungkook?