HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why hasn't congress passed a law saying that you can only deport people *back to their own country*?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s not a law that one country can make. it’s a law that requires agreement between countries via international treaty

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Put him on the cart.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  If the pope can’t cast Abjure Hammer he doesn’t deserve to be pope

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ben Shapiro's sister⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  If John Paul satire is so smart, how come he’s dead?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ben Shapiro's sister⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t go spreading my Bible

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you are ruining your day ranting about something remember THIS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Not true, I flushed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At last we know all his answers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  i should start selling nordvpn or something i’d make so much money

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Praise jeebus⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  232 at the libary dewey. 232 at the libary

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Praise jeebus⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  the height, he ate the wax off his edam and you’re not supposed to do that its also why hes red

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Praise jeebus⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  so being a made up pagan and growing up in a cult i don’t quite understand christianity. is the reason easter was so late this year because jesus saw his shadow on mardi gras?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Friday Night Fights⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  all i have right now is a couple verses or something about getting way too drunk at chilis i’ma share it with the gang next friday see how it goes. it’s in the workshop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Online trolls take over Hope Florida virtual board meeting with slurs, hate symbols, and adult images⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There is no good side here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Been holding it in⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you can’t rip big fat fatties around your date do you really want to be dating them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The report we were given says nothing. True health report as follows:
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Friday Night Fights⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Also thanks this is gonna be a song

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Friday Night Fights⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that a young Jason Bateman

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Easter from the POTUS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It stopped being shocking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will not go quietly⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been through three Chinese restaurants since then. I think it’s just been a rough year for noodles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will not go quietly⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  counterpoint, the best fried rice i ever et was ruined when they added a buffet to the restaurant. within a year all their food became overly greasy and they went out of business. i can’t stand fried rice now, i haven’t found fried rice anywhere that good. they ruined it for me. damn buffets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For me, it's going to be Fediverse or nothing⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  For some reason I feel like all of these things need to be three word phrases so this two word one, I must change it to “Alles Gegen Nazis”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Krebs throws himself on the grenade, resigns from SentinelOne after Trump revokes clearances⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He was a willing participant in trump’s administration and did one good thing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This ‘College Protester’ Isn’t Real. It’s an AI-Powered Undercover Bot for Cops⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When not if. It’s going to organize another 9/11

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When my original memes get upvotes on lemmy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Haldo. I am Nole Ksum, from far away! (yes, that will do) and I think it would be quite corking if you gave all your uteruses to the local edgelord memesmith billionaire factory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China has stopped exporting rare earths to everyone, not just the U.S., cutting off critical materials for tech, autos, aerospace, and defense⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Forcing others to find new suppliers is how you find out they built their own supply chains that exclude you. Business 201

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  depends on the region. i wouldn’t wear it in new york. out west, nobody gives a fuck. fashion rules vary.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spoon knows what spoon must do⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My spoon has multiple purposes. It is very fancy. It is for display. It is beautiful. It is for aphrodisia. It is for foreplay. It is large. It is for home defense. It is too big. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever eaten from my favorite spoon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uncle Sam abruptly turns off funding for CVE program. Yes, that CVE program⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  One of my favorite authors is PG Wodehouse and if I ever inadvertently phrase something like him I consider it a good day. He has 9 gazillion novels, 2 plots, and all of them are worth reading because of the way he can turn a phrase.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uncle Sam abruptly turns off funding for CVE program. Yes, that CVE program⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  thank you i spaghetti walling and none of my backronyms were fitting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I ran out of toilet paper⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  oopsie poopsie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is why we have a defense budget⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  i know we hate ai art but im working on creating an ai work of art to create as the end of civilization as we know.

  it’s basically this truck but all of the stickers are withers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well that's one advantage that they have⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why not?