HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only half?!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I have also stopped believing in time as a concept

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone else not feeling that patriotic for July 4?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m kinda the opposite, but I have the same reasons. I love where I live, I just wish they’d do better and I do what I can to help. I don’t need to wave a flag, people can see where I stand by what I do. If that’s not patriotism I don’t know what is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fitness⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The orifice of kings

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fitness⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  We got Ebikes and have been discovering fun new smoke spots

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bounce bounce bounce⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Fool me once, devil. I’m not torsioning these testicles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who discovered/"invented" fire?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Prometheus’s dog

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hidden hands and smoke filled rooms⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, I’ve got pogs hanging from my butt? Someone grab me a slammer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Religion choices⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The church I play at has a pot of bad coffee on for anyone who wants some. Most of us go to Starbucks. The coffee is just that bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨unfortunate news⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well there goes my week

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨science⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bong with hookah mouthpiece

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨science⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So are shitting and pissing. For the weak.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump says he has 'a group of very wealthy people' to buy TikTok⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Xixxox

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump says he has 'a group of very wealthy people' to buy TikTok⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, there already was this functionality, but the rule was you couldn’t disrupt the market or make a monopoly or something like that idk I’ve done like two mergers I’m not exactly a specialist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The name "seagull" implies the existence of landgulls, airgulls, and firegulls.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget heartgulls. Everyone always forgets heart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3109: Dehumidifier⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you flush toilets tho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3109: Dehumidifier⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You gotta spend for the moisture sensors and other fancy shit that actually works. We moved into a place with one of those microwaves and we are dreading when it breaks (I think it’s like 3k for a new one)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3109: Dehumidifier⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My toilet sings when I lift the lid or sit down. I kind of wish I could upload a new song after all these years

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Helth⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  your berries make it home?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm very Jesus-like⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Moths generally make you feel better than murder.

  From an outside perspective. From an “oh, I just murdered a shitton of empanadas” perspective, still probably better. Fuck now I want like 100 empanadas

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I prefer to isolate in a basement and drink alone, but most of the time my preferences dont matter.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We got the expensive cat poop machine and have been very happy with it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I prefer to isolate in a basement and drink alone, but most of the time my preferences dont matter.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coffee time⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How’d it go?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coffee time⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m on an oolong tea kick right now. I had this delicious strawberry bullshit tea someone gave us and then tried this oolong I bought and they tasted so close to each other and fantastic. I feel better about drinking ten cups of tea a day than ten cups of coffee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the deal with gasping? Is it an inherent reflex? Is it learned? Did I desensitize myself to the point of not gasping anymore? Do you gasp? Do certain groups of people gasp less commonly?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a nice overexaggerated gasp I break out when the need arises yeah I was a theater kid why do you ask

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, what are you waiting for?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  All at the same time? Are we talking side by side or end to end?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, since when do pluots make you shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm just better than you⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Look for some of us Attack on Titan was amine horror or whatever, to the rest of us it was aspirational

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm just better than you⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You may be pickle, but I am one who slices and provides pickle. Have you any options of not being pickle?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I could smoke another cigar

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worth a try.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a man with an arm over there