HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
- Comment on Front is back. 2 days ago:
My second favorite sandwich place, the front door is by the counter and the back door (by the parking lot, behind the place) is behind bathrooms, on the other side of the dining hall. They have both open though.
- Comment on butt mogged these zoomers today 2 days ago:
Butt mogged the zoomer am I doing this right
- Comment on butt mogged these zoomers today 2 days ago:
Oh my gosh Brenda you can’t just tweep donkle
- Comment on Lemmy Shitpost 3 days ago:
You know what they say about British people. Got British feet, gonna have British beans.
- Comment on what are your thoughts on Bidirectional brain-computer interfaces ? 3 days ago:
A deep brain simulator took moderate Parkinsons and all but eliminated the symptoms, adding a decade of working years to the end of my father’s life. If don’t ethically I am wholly in favor.
- Comment on Lemmy Shitpost 3 days ago:
- Comment on Lemmy Shitpost 3 days ago:
I guess you could get mild cheddar
- Comment on guys what the heck theyre putting micro chips in the cheese and using blockchains to track the micro chips 3 days ago:
- Comment on Thats fair 3 days ago:
Neither did i
- Comment on Not the one holding the record for longest cave hide and seek 4 days ago:
I was just posting about this dream I had where the stone was made out of cheese and we had to eat it for Jesus to come back, but we didn’t
- Comment on Thats fair 4 days ago:
Upgrade my butt. Poot existential dread instead of regular feces.
- Comment on guys what the heck theyre putting micro chips in the cheese and using blockchains to track the micro chips 4 days ago:
So I had the most blasphemous dream about Easter and cheese.
This church, you know the one, had an Easter party. They had the tomb, and when the wheel was gone Jesus would come out and greet Mary. The wheel was a giant wheel of cheese and everyone got to take like five pounds to fondue right there and five pounds to eat later (my dreams end with everyone happy most of the time) but like there was still a lot of cheese this was the first time we did this and the wheel we got could feed like, maybe me and one other dude who likes cheese. Did I mention I like cheese I mean I’m dreaming about a big fucking wheel of it. We’re talking six month supply, seven feet across five feet high fuck I was trying to go to sleep and then I started telling a story about cheese now I’m hungry dammit. Anyways, this big fucking wheel of cheese, we bought too much, if such a thing as the concept of too much cheese can exist and I argue it cannot. But anyways that’s why Jesus isn’t back, it’s because we couldn’t finish the cheese at the Easter party.
- Comment on You might want to hose it off when you are done 4 days ago:
Similarly, when those making fun of name communities find something that is an older, common name in some other country. Like mocking someone for being named Jhonny. MykKynzbrynlyk’kyffyr (pronounced Steve) is still fair game, but not Anous
- Comment on You might want to hose it off when you are done 4 days ago:
Wait really? I have a bum hose because my shit sticks to everything and I’m tired of replacing brushes. I’d figure you could get a washlet/toilet mounted bidet aimed properly for that.
- Comment on You might want to hose it off when you are done 4 days ago:
It’s just polite
- Comment on Rate my setup 4 days ago:
Bean out of 10
- Comment on Nintendo reserves the right to brick your console following "unauthorised use", in bid to prevent piracy 4 days ago:
i kind of want the steam deck to eat the switch and i really don’t have a dog in the fight
- Comment on Nintendo reserves the right to brick your console following "unauthorised use", in bid to prevent piracy 4 days ago:
i have an account on my ps4 (and ps5) that i log into and suddenly i’m in a different region.
- Comment on Nintendo reserves the right to brick your console following "unauthorised use", in bid to prevent piracy 4 days ago:
i mean if i had a specific nintendo console for pirated games, i wouldn’t connect it to the internet
- Comment on ABSOLUTE MADNESS 5 days ago:
also where are his little legs
- Comment on ABSOLUTE MADNESS 5 days ago:
what kind of bird man would they have us believe this is
- Comment on I think Judas kissed him 5 days ago:
you know, i ought to name my next router jesus for when i have to reboot it
- Comment on I think Judas kissed him 5 days ago:
no, but i had a very unsatisfying salad
- Comment on Anyone? 5 days ago:
I clip it all the way down to like 1mm². The nail is cracked in half already. Also pulling a nail is like a 2/10 unless you do it slow then it’s a 4.
- Comment on how to get unbanned from communities? 6 days ago:
Wait for the ban to expire. Time passes.
- Comment on Anyone? 6 days ago:
I’ve got one fucky nail and every two weeks I’ve gotta pull it with tweezers because it grows in cup shaped and the point of the cup is too pointy for my delicate toesies. I’m thinking about burning it off with silver nitrate.
- Comment on Anyone? 6 days ago:
If you peel it from the other end you don’t get strings. My department in college had a thing about it to the point I don’t like bananas anymore.
- Comment on What is your favorite indie game? 1 week ago:
Dammit now that I’ve thought about it I’m gonna have to stay up and beat it sometime this week aren’t I. Best free game out there
- Comment on When did I get so old 1 week ago:
Mary fab
- Comment on “No Apple tax means we will lower prices” - Proton announces lower prices for users by up to 30% after US ruling against Apple fees 1 week ago:
I mean, let’s not kid ourselves that it has no effect, but it’s not even in the basket