HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
- Comment on Rude! 20 hours ago:
Our weiner, comrade
- Comment on Delicious 20 hours ago:
Let me over a compromise: both
- Comment on Japan can't seem to catch a break 1 day ago:
Endoscopic perving.
- Comment on testing how this site handles videos 1 day ago:
lorem ipsum dolor sit aw fuck even i’m bored
- Comment on Would having two hearts be better or worse for the human body? 2 days ago:
you want to maximize flow, not pressure. maximizing pressure is a great way to die of stroke.
- Comment on Would having two hearts be better or worse for the human body? 2 days ago:
i was gonna say, there have been a couple times my vision got grey and i thought i was going to pass out, but i just pumped my legs for 10 seconds and i was fine.
- Comment on why does alcohol stop my back pain but medicine doesn't? 2 days ago:
because alcohol relaxes muscles and all the medications doctors give as muscle relaxants in the past 20 years are placebos
- Comment on So close! 2 days ago:
no! water or oil only! no grill!
- Comment on Musk's Neuralink raises fresh cash at $9 billion valuation, Semafor reports 5 days ago:
The beast/devil can’t be conservative though, that’s a key evangelical belief
- Comment on Musk's Neuralink raises fresh cash at $9 billion valuation, Semafor reports 5 days ago:
People have been making hats that can do what they claim neuralink can do for over a decade now, only the hats don’t require brain surgery.
- Comment on WHERE ARE MY PRECISION SCREWDRIVERS 5 days ago:
am i the only person with a set of screw extractor bits?
- Comment on No looky for you! 6 days ago:
he left out cleaning the hose that leads to the sink.
- Comment on Why do people care so much that their friend or family member’s partner is attractive and not just loving? 6 days ago:
they grew up wanting to collect cars and no one said they had to be operable
- Comment on Why do people care so much that their friend or family member’s partner is attractive and not just loving? 6 days ago:
i’m pretty sure no one is jealous of the car that doesn’t get there no matter how pretty it is
- Comment on Louisiana Becomes First State to Adopt DOGE Voter Maintenance Database 6 days ago:
Worked with the US federal government for much of my professional career, mostly in an adversarial role. “reliable federal data sources” do not exist
- Comment on Worm time 1 week ago:
Anyone else play worms at sleepovers where you’d get in the sleeping bags and pretends the bag is your worm body and then you worm all over each other in a battle Royale with cheese?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Maybe, maybe not. After too long of no sleep (around four days for me) I start to ache so much I need pain meds to sleep.
- Comment on Why you should always hide the evidence 1 week ago:
Ow,my jibblies hurt just thinking about putting them on a tape measure
- Comment on Every damn night 1 week ago:
we sleep on a queen, our blankets are a california king. only time we really fight over the blanket is when the cat is laying on the wrong part and we can’t move the blanket without making the cat get up.
- Comment on (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 1 week ago:
albion
- Comment on Which one did you choose???? 1 week ago:
close. i have a plastic one, and also one in a jar.
- Comment on what's the word for a leg elbow? 1 week ago:
what, your grunch?
- Comment on Sorry for not filling your weekend with shitposts. 1 week ago:
Marry Fishmas!
- Comment on Which one did you choose???? 1 week ago:
Aw yiss I’m immune to rectal cancer
- Comment on Which one did you choose???? 1 week ago:
I take one of each and find sneaky opportunities to spike my enemies’ food.
- Comment on Hot in the car today 1 week ago:
So it reads that moment of silent prayer, and I just couldn’t stop farting. Squeaker after squeaker squoze out of their own volition, almost like a metronome. Every five seconds. I had to get up and leave because I was embarrassed and also was losing a battle against the giggles.
So like let’s not say church is always boring.
- Comment on Rise and grind 1 week ago:
Well I never! I Goofy 360 Ollie North into a Fakie Frontside 180 Shuvit in my sleep. I have a little dignity.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 week ago:
Are prostheses and implants considered part of your body for purposes of teleport?
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 week ago:
You’re only invisible to yourself. Everyone else can still see you, but your real power is that they are polite about this dude who is, from their perspective, pretending to be invisible and just ignore you to be kind.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 week ago:
Also very screamy