HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

it’s sisyphuses all the way down
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sisyphus is totally the type to get a token board from the gods

ducks have a migratory lifestyle that really isn’t conducive to the installation of solar panels

Inefficient tungsten gravity batteries are so cool tho

I dunno. You sound kinda like hamas over there.

I’m just on a list because I was raving about our local hummus guy and apparently I smoked too much and had a lisp.

If society scales back that much, who will make the good enchiladas? We might have to go back to the mediocre enchiladas of the 1980s.

Do you really want to give up enchiladas

What about people who make fun of my farts

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erasmus is a perfectly cromulent name

and you’re eating well?

hold on, i’m sure we can find something with two similar sized wheels and MAKE it portable.

This can give you a single, more compact unit with all the parts inside.

what if i want a multiplex, larger unit with several parts outside? can this help me accomplish that too?

so what kind of looks did you get when you booted that up in the public library? how long before either (a) the cool librarian asked you how you did it or (b) the jerk librarian asked you not to burn down the library

NMS is giving me everything I wanted from that trailer

It’s been 14 years they have been milking this cow

Guck that, move it to summer 2001 so we can at least use ICQ and constantly warn everyone about 9/11

honestly right now ain’t so bad. we got microbreweries and shit.

Maybe chyme or bolus

Nah I heard it before the history channel existed

Yup. When I was studying historical economics in college, which was fun as hell, we’d look at expected age at age 20 and compare it to expected age at birth to get a decent estimate of infant mortality. Nowadays they’re about the same, but back then hoo they were very different numbers.

Taiwan says never

dude i’m not driving a forklift and you’re not my certification examiner.

Cursed out a fig tree. Why the mouth on that demigod

the muppet beaker sings BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE

he’s got good a tailwind. that’s why he’s running all funny like someone’s blowing smoke up his ass.

you ever run naked around the lake at 4AM during monsoon season? because i haven’t but i imagine it’s like that.

not everyone has seen The Boys i guess. i get it, it’s very definitely not for everyone

Prime Minister Larry? Dare we hope for Prime Minister Jungkook?

Oh, sorry. I’ll invite you to the next sword bendening

I thought it was sending Bird to Indianapolis

You weren’t there?

I mean it works for my concerts