HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why doesn't the US fill in the area in the Pacific to connect Alaska, Hawaii, and the mainland? Are they stupid?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  that’s a new verb for me. my favorite timer is a Polder so i always just used it as a proper noun. thanks for using fun language

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why doesn't the US fill in the area in the Pacific to connect Alaska, Hawaii, and the mainland? Are they stupid?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  fun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As an American, I'm offended at AliExpress' portrayal of my people.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  no bombadier butt blast on landing or launch. 2/10

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As an American, I'm offended at AliExpress' portrayal of my people.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  that soda ought to be in a cup holder or foam dome so he can double fist burgers. that’s albertan at best

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why doesn't the US fill in the area in the Pacific to connect Alaska, Hawaii, and the mainland? Are they stupid?⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  And a couple malls, yeah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨energy⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t put tits on mine tho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨energy⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Also you should get on the intercom and laugh at them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That sounds like a fun thing to do⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  So it’s something fun to do and those shitbirds won’t be there? Is there a pamphlet I can give to my librarian?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨13 skeletons⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “I wish that when I cast wish I won’t lose the ability to cast wish”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨13 skeletons⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You can use my bones so long as you leave a tip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨13 skeletons⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My skeletons have defective boomerangs for arms. Great art ranged attacks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you combat boredom?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I write.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it just my area or has this been an insanely humid summer?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Here for sure yeah. But that’s cause fire season is getting a late start

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes, salesperson. Please fondle my underwear before I buy it. And judge me for what I choose.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Or deodorant sticks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After 4 years my banana tree decided it was time to fruit!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a big stick-y thing with leafs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Must be lvl 11 genius⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude I’m pretty hippophobic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨we must protect them from exotics⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Here much of the beeocide is heat related colony collapse

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GET BOMBADEERED, IDIOT⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You know I should have had the doctor put a spark plug in when he built me an artifical ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GET BOMBADEERED, IDIOT⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  La Benzo Quinta Inn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GET BOMBADEERED, IDIOT⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure someone has. Not me tho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Uhh no

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d argue I’m not immortal, but I did nothing to stop the last two murder attempts and I’m still here. I’m moderately lucky, but not immortal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨cookie combs⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  32

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨cookie combs⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That pan can fit 21 cookies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do we humans love music so?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  i can only think of one style of music that doesn’t heavily rely on dissonance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you still remember?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Beater

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The night water⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  i mean if you’re statesian too they built our country on an ancient indian burial ground so like maybe this is just a manifestation of that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You'd need to calculate the compound interest⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t ask for six million I ain’t greedy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The night water⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You got phone ghosts!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You'd need to calculate the compound interest⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  5 million years. It might be nice to live that long