Ceruleum
@Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
- Comment on Tesla Reportedly Has $800 Million Worth of Cybertrucks That Nobody Wants 2 hours ago:
A hole in the air.
- Comment on Front is back. 1 day ago:
But which one of the two doors is lying?
- Comment on Ancient Aliens 2 days ago:
Look at the scale, it’s gigantic!
- Comment on There it is, that funny feeling. 5 days ago:
It depends, you’re not supposed to wear clothes.
- Comment on History Channel 6 days ago:
And that’s how we got zombie Marx.
- Comment on If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? 1 week ago:
It was my pleasure!
- Comment on If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? 1 week ago:
Cap’n Gay.
- Comment on If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? 1 week ago:
Combine all these together, and you have “ultimate gay” actually, that’s the kind of Marvel movie I would like to watch.
- Comment on If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? 1 week ago:
What if that person is gay already, does he become super gay?
- Comment on Dreams can come true 1 week ago:
Too much effort
- Comment on Anting 1 week ago:
The safe word
- Comment on Anting 1 week ago:
“It’s a bird!”
- Comment on Trump tells Canadians to Elect the guy who'll make them the 51st State of US [Canadian elections today] 2 weeks ago:
LETS MAKE JEEBUS CRY!
- Comment on Fucking wankers 2 weeks ago:
Mollotof cocktail incoming!
- Comment on JD Vance Tells Paycheck-to-Paycheck Americans to Suck Up Tariffs Pain 3 weeks ago:
The one with the shotgun cross?
- Comment on My Easter decorations include a self portrait (oc) 3 weeks ago:
Those are very weirdly shaped potatoes …?
- Comment on AI isn’t ready to replace human coders for debugging, researchers say 4 weeks ago:
Laughs in Cobol.
- Comment on The box that Doom comes in will play Doom 4 weeks ago:
“Artwork and renders subject to change”
- Comment on The box that Doom comes in will play Doom 4 weeks ago:
Maybe it’s a flipbook.
- Comment on Irresistible 4 weeks ago:
Of course! Don’t you know science?
- Comment on Even if it sounds smart, it might be dumb. 4 weeks ago:
“Make things go”
- Comment on I do this all the time when both my hands are full and I'm a bit excited in my pants 5 weeks ago:
“Why is it all sticky?”
- Comment on Genius 5 weeks ago:
And Luigi is an Italian name!
- Comment on One wrong invite and now there is drama in my life 1 month ago:
He has a house and clothes! Not too shabby!
- Comment on Don't forget to remove it. 1 month ago:
Because the roof is leaking?
- Comment on When old people tell you about "the good old days" and how great things used to be 1 month ago:
They made excellent toilets.
- Comment on Rocky rock rocking 1 month ago:
It’s a pipe!
- Comment on here, have another insult to life itself 1 month ago:
It just escaped the solar system.
- Comment on Iceland knows what's up 1 month ago:
But they rejected his peen.
- Comment on Nicole endgame 1 month ago:
Money, in this economic?