Ceruleum
@Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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- Comment on meanwhile on instagram 12 hours ago:
Fatal crash.
- Comment on Man accidentally gains control of 7,000 robot vacuums 14 hours ago:
Luckily, it didn’t happen to me.
- Comment on Man accidentally gains control of 7,000 robot vacuums 14 hours ago:
“Oh no! Not again!”
- Comment on meanwhile on instagram 14 hours ago:
And brown.
- Comment on capitalism vs humanity 14 hours ago:
That’s a hell of a superpower.
- Comment on Roses are red, cabinets have shelves... 2 days ago:
Ice got iced.
- Comment on Must be nice 3 days ago:
Priorities
- Comment on ancient hyperfixations 3 days ago:
I’m very bad at reindeer herding.
- Comment on Star Trek: Starfleet Academy actor Kareem Diané decides to do their AMA on Lemmy! 4 days ago:
And flush the toilet!
- Comment on US Government Deploys Elon Musk's Grok as Nutrition Bot, Where It Immediately Gives Advice for Rectal Use of Vegetables 5 days ago:
Now that’s progress.
- Comment on Tune a fish 6 days ago:
Also soda-pop.
- Comment on Ruining my life 1 week ago:
Oh my!
- Comment on Bible Scholars discover significant mistakes in the original Hebrew translations of the Adam and Eve story 1 week ago:
Nice shitpost.
- Comment on Praise Be 2 weeks ago:
You misspelled “cretins”
- Comment on You are strong 2 weeks ago:
Except when you’re an evil supercomputer.
- Comment on I wish I made a dime 2 weeks ago:
Viva la revolution!
- Comment on Victorian Baby Yeet Machine 2 weeks ago:
They where ahead of their time.
- Comment on Twodaloo 3 weeks ago:
True romance.
- Comment on Anyone? 3 weeks ago:
To the high ground with you!
- Comment on Anyone? 3 weeks ago:
Think of the woman and the children!!
- Comment on Please open the gate and let me out 3 weeks ago:
“Look at what you made me do”
- Comment on Penetration 3 weeks ago:
Neutrino’s can’t spell cause they don’t have opposable thumbs.
- Comment on Engineer at Elon Musk's xAI Departs After Spilling the Beans in Podcast Interview 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, but these are sewer clowns.
- Comment on You don't say. 4 weeks ago:
Spiders that seek refuge into people’s buttholes.
- Comment on You don't say. 4 weeks ago:
It works in SpongeBob!
- Comment on You don't say. 4 weeks ago:
Now cause a fire.
- Comment on Teletuubbies 4 weeks ago:
Major upgrade.
- Comment on Are you people all bots? 4 weeks ago:
I was once a bot, but I got better.
- Comment on Are you people all bots? 4 weeks ago:
This
- Comment on [Video] Bunny betrayal 4 weeks ago:
Cocaine carrot Crack.