Ceruleum
@Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
- Comment on What is something you like to tell people? 6 hours ago:
What’s your favorite faction of 40k?
- Comment on No looky for you! 5 days ago:
They better don’t disobey their lord and master, or I’ll pee over the shoebox that is their home again.
- Comment on The 5 stages of Charles Manson 5 days ago:
Quantity has a quality on its own.
- Comment on The 5 stages of Charles Manson 5 days ago:
Infinite negative numbers.
- Comment on No looky for you! 5 days ago:
And they glow in the dark!
- Comment on No looky for you! 5 days ago:
I’ll guess then that they’ll prefer the salt mines above me. Those little bastards, playing for dead! I will shave all their beards!
- Comment on No looky for you! 5 days ago:
First, you have to remove the dead gnomes. Straight to the compost heap, not in the regular garbage! Cause nature and stuff …
- Comment on No looky for you! 5 days ago:
Even worse! They’re all nude!
- Comment on Misunderstood the assignment… 1 week ago:
I wonder what a live dice poops …
- Comment on YSK how to unclog a toilet 1 week ago:
That’s gay.
- Comment on In the past 20 years, has anyone learned anything watching The Learning Channel (TLC)? 1 week ago:
One man’s loss is another one’s profit.
- Comment on Best Bits from the Leisure Suit Larry Games (All Sex Scenes and Nudity) 1 week ago:
Omg, I watched this but forgot to close my Bible!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Very nice list
- Comment on Tesla Reportedly Has $800 Million Worth of Cybertrucks That Nobody Wants 2 weeks ago:
A hole in the air.
- Comment on Front is back. 3 weeks ago:
But which one of the two doors is lying?
- Comment on Ancient Aliens 3 weeks ago:
Look at the scale, it’s gigantic!
- Comment on There it is, that funny feeling. 3 weeks ago:
It depends, you’re not supposed to wear clothes.
- Comment on History Channel 3 weeks ago:
And that’s how we got zombie Marx.
- Comment on If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? 4 weeks ago:
It was my pleasure!
- Comment on If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? 4 weeks ago:
Cap’n Gay.
- Comment on If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? 4 weeks ago:
Combine all these together, and you have “ultimate gay” actually, that’s the kind of Marvel movie I would like to watch.
- Comment on If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? 4 weeks ago:
What if that person is gay already, does he become super gay?
- Comment on Dreams can come true 4 weeks ago:
Too much effort
- Comment on Anting 4 weeks ago:
The safe word
- Comment on Anting 4 weeks ago:
“It’s a bird!”
- Comment on Trump tells Canadians to Elect the guy who'll make them the 51st State of US [Canadian elections today] 4 weeks ago:
LETS MAKE JEEBUS CRY!
- Comment on Fucking wankers 5 weeks ago:
Mollotof cocktail incoming!
- Comment on JD Vance Tells Paycheck-to-Paycheck Americans to Suck Up Tariffs Pain 5 weeks ago:
The one with the shotgun cross?
- Comment on My Easter decorations include a self portrait (oc) 1 month ago:
Those are very weirdly shaped potatoes …?
- Comment on AI isn’t ready to replace human coders for debugging, researchers say 1 month ago:
Laughs in Cobol.