Ceruleum

@Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JD Vance Tells Paycheck-to-Paycheck Americans to Suck Up Tariffs Pain⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The one with the shotgun cross?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My Easter decorations include a self portrait (oc)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Those are very weirdly shaped potatoes …?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI isn’t ready to replace human coders for debugging, researchers say⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Laughs in Cobol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The box that Doom comes in will play Doom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Artwork and renders subject to change”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The box that Doom comes in will play Doom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it’s a flipbook.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Irresistible⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course! Don’t you know science?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even if it sounds smart, it might be dumb.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Make things go”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I do this all the time when both my hands are full and I'm a bit excited in my pants⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Why is it all sticky?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genius⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And Luigi is an Italian name!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One wrong invite and now there is drama in my life⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He has a house and clothes! Not too shabby!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't forget to remove it.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because the roof is leaking?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When old people tell you about "the good old days" and how great things used to be⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They made excellent toilets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rocky rock rocking⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a pipe!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨here, have another insult to life itself⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It just escaped the solar system.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iceland knows what's up⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But they rejected his peen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nicole endgame⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Money, in this economic?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Digg is about to be rebooted. Thoughts?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Just start a Lemmy instance and call it Digg ;-))

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm missing an entire hour of my life. AMA.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  OP should check for butt plugs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little girl shows duck how to use a slide⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ni way, it’s the other way around!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Celebrating my 1000th comment. Here is a shitpost.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like a dumpster fire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I remember when I thought this was just magic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sweet sweet cassette punk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla sales crash continues in Europe, with Germany down 70%⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You can go to 110% if you burn enough tesla’s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit will warn users who repeatedly upvote banned content⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  At this point, getting banned at reddit is a badge of honor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If this is you your priorities are all screwed up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Phone is better than knife If you can make the battery ignite.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this green or blue?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Beige, it’s beige

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨M'Lady⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I like the extended keyboard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has Anyone Else Noticed Jellico's Face Constantly Changes in Prodigy?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This confirms it, he’s a Breen!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They never told me that it would get that stiff and that hard⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You raped your toilet to death?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chat, is this true?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know if the name is too long or too short …

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thighs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Such suffering.