Ceruleum
@Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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- Comment on Sent this to the FWB yesterday but never heard back from him 4 weeks ago:
Super glue.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, hemeroids.
- Comment on This is heresy but lol 4 weeks ago:
Yes.
- Comment on Straight up spiritual 5 weeks ago:
I see dead dicks.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Flemisch.
- Comment on What a nice blue and black dress. 5 weeks ago:
All yellow.
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
IM YOUR MASTER NOW, IM YOUR GOOOD!
- Comment on Hermetically sealed, for your health! 5 weeks ago:
Yeah, eyes.
- Comment on Great Tits 5 weeks ago:
Just like me!
- Comment on whos your favorite borg? mine is localhost 1 month ago:
Borgy Mc Borg.
- Comment on Finally tried this minecraft thing. Hows my build? 1 month ago:
But chickens are tasty!
- Comment on they don't know 1 month ago:
Nice memes.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Haha, loop-hole, get’m?
- Comment on The Hole 1 month ago:
Holesome.
- Comment on [Episode] Isekai Office Worker: The Other World's Books Depend on the Bean Counter • Isekai no Sata wa Shachiku Shidai - Episode 9 discussion 1 month ago:
My bets are that it ends with a giant magical orgy.
- Comment on Literally 1984 1 month ago:
Then shits on the floor.
- Comment on Worldwide Smartphone Market to Decline 13% in 2026, Marking the Largest Drop Ever Due to the Memory Shortage Crisis, according to IDC 1 month ago:
Was planning to buy a new one, but with these prices? Nope.
- Comment on Administrative task management 1 month ago:
Hey, the screen is not the computer!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
That’s cause mom is a lesbian.
- Comment on Finally a possible path toward peace in this long war 1 month ago:
I can’t comprehend!
- Comment on Nevermind the drink I'm holding 1 month ago:
It’s a minifig.
- Comment on Liminal Space 1 month ago:
It’s an honest job.
- Comment on meanwhile on instagram 1 month ago:
Fatal crash.
- Comment on Man accidentally gains control of 7,000 robot vacuums 1 month ago:
Luckily, it didn’t happen to me.
- Comment on Man accidentally gains control of 7,000 robot vacuums 1 month ago:
“Oh no! Not again!”
- Comment on meanwhile on instagram 1 month ago:
And brown.
- Comment on capitalism vs humanity 1 month ago:
That’s a hell of a superpower.
- Comment on Roses are red, cabinets have shelves... 2 months ago:
Ice got iced.
- Comment on Must be nice 2 months ago:
Priorities
- Comment on ancient hyperfixations 2 months ago:
I’m very bad at reindeer herding.