Ceruleum

@Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just for you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  IM YOUR GOD. BOW TO ME!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shove it up your cornhole⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Think of al the little cornickles!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot tub⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, that’s why the water turned orange.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're switching produce! ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll bet he has sex with it too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has anyone considered maybe Epstein was sex trafficking donald trump?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A greedy cock monger.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pour one out over my face bro 😝⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Brokake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is this colour?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ochre.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨second part is optional⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no! Failed again!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me after eating corn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s dangerous! That toilet isn’t corn certified, I’m sure!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The moment we've all been waiting for⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Corn is love, corn is life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you get carried away with the corn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And now he puts it into his ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn gotta go fast⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Red goes faster.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh no, the creamed corn! Paul Newman's gonna have my legs broke.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  "Hot stuff coming through "

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's finally here!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Corn for the cornhole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not the size of the corn, but the love for it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All that fisting must have given you real strong arms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evidence That Humans Now Speak in a Chatbot-Influenced Dialect Is Getting Stronger⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ape skin?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mattress: not even once⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but how does it taste?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What can you tell from this photo alone?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like the lil batman puppet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Karl Bushby: Made a bet in 1998 that he could walk from Chile to England. 27 Years later, Still walking. Survived Darién Gap, 57 days in a Russian prison, Traversing the Bering Strait on shifting ice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pipi post?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the Lord's problem now.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And when it’s high enough, it explodes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump appears to be sleepy during the last cabinet meeting⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gaggle Gaggle Gaggle slurp.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Holy Fu*k⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He gargles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chimes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hello Peppa.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NEVER OBSOLETE⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  By the woodwork duh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wasn't as stealthy as one thought⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake it till you make it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The American Healthcare system in a nutshell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What game is a guilty pleasure of yours?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s also squids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Putin wants in on the action⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So that’s why he’s so fat. All that sucking adds up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I see the patterns⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maximum pleh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I see the patterns⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Big little tongue.