Ceruleum
@Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
- Comment on pragnent 4 days ago:
Pragnent is when birb fucks beeb.
- Comment on Be honest and admit that you see IT too 4 weeks ago:
That’s a fine power pole.
- Comment on Feels like something this community would like to know 5 weeks ago:
Did he got better?
- Comment on Hard times call for hard decisions. 5 weeks ago:
"New kink unlocked "
- Comment on Open defiance 5 weeks ago:
What a monster.
- Comment on Seriously, it was all the rage back when I joined my first instance. 1 month ago:
Pooping good, not pooping bad.
- Comment on Oranges? In this economy? 1 month ago:
We already have an orange shooting device at home …
- Comment on Oranges? In this economy? 1 month ago:
Why isn’t he shooting hedgehogs? Seems he didn’t think it trough.
- Comment on The Batpoon's First Appearance: was World's Finest Comics #9 (March, 1943). This is from World's Finest Comics #163 (December, 1966) 1 month ago:
Kind of gay.
- Comment on SpaceX's Starship blows up ahead of 10th test flight 1 month ago:
Green bacon.
- Comment on Me looking for some shitposts to share with you 1 month ago:
Happy possum
- Comment on WhatsApp is officially getting ads 1 month ago:
Signal? Dude, I don’t want nonstop getting updates about the war plans of the Trump administration ;-)
- Comment on If you have used this you are immune to all disease. 1 month ago:
Only if you’re out of toilet paper.
- Comment on Vomiting Emoji 1 month ago:
Processed by humans in the vomit factory.
- Comment on Happened to me last summer 1 month ago:
In bear culture, they call that a dick move.
- Comment on It was a cartoon version of Jackie Gleason and the Honeymooners TV series 1 month ago:
The flesh light fish.
- Comment on Brojob 1 month ago:
Wholesome.
- Comment on New to Lemmy 1 month ago:
Cool picture.
- Comment on Thousands of years ago, when tools were very primitive, it was probably common to have a favorite rock. 1 month ago:
Even way back then, they already used the metric system!
- Comment on Google confirms more ads on your paid YouTube Premium Lite soon 1 month ago:
Firefox and ublock.
- Comment on Why do so many people delete their posts? 1 month ago:
EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE!!
- Comment on *fliiiinnnnnggg*. 1 month ago:
I like juggling, so I’ll take two.
- Comment on What is something you like to tell people? 1 month ago:
What’s your favorite faction of 40k?
- Comment on No looky for you! 2 months ago:
They better don’t disobey their lord and master, or I’ll pee over the shoebox that is their home again.
- Comment on The 5 stages of Charles Manson 2 months ago:
Quantity has a quality on its own.
- Comment on The 5 stages of Charles Manson 2 months ago:
Infinite negative numbers.
- Comment on No looky for you! 2 months ago:
And they glow in the dark!
- Comment on No looky for you! 2 months ago:
I’ll guess then that they’ll prefer the salt mines above me. Those little bastards, playing for dead! I will shave all their beards!
- Comment on No looky for you! 2 months ago:
First, you have to remove the dead gnomes. Straight to the compost heap, not in the regular garbage! Cause nature and stuff …
- Comment on No looky for you! 2 months ago:
Even worse! They’re all nude!