Ceruleum
@Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
- Comment on Seriously, it was all the rage back when I joined my first instance. 1 day ago:
Pooping good, not pooping bad.
- Comment on Oranges? In this economy? 2 days ago:
We already have an orange shooting device at home …
- Comment on Oranges? In this economy? 2 days ago:
Why isn’t he shooting hedgehogs? Seems he didn’t think it trough.
- Comment on The Batpoon's First Appearance: was World's Finest Comics #9 (March, 1943). This is from World's Finest Comics #163 (December, 1966) 2 days ago:
Kind of gay.
- Comment on SpaceX's Starship blows up ahead of 10th test flight 4 days ago:
Green bacon.
- Comment on Me looking for some shitposts to share with you 6 days ago:
Happy possum
- Comment on WhatsApp is officially getting ads 6 days ago:
Signal? Dude, I don’t want nonstop getting updates about the war plans of the Trump administration ;-)
- Comment on If you have used this you are immune to all disease. 1 week ago:
Only if you’re out of toilet paper.
- Comment on Vomiting Emoji 1 week ago:
Processed by humans in the vomit factory.
- Comment on Happened to me last summer 1 week ago:
In bear culture, they call that a dick move.
- Comment on It was a cartoon version of Jackie Gleason and the Honeymooners TV series 1 week ago:
The flesh light fish.
- Comment on Brojob 2 weeks ago:
Wholesome.
- Comment on New to Lemmy 2 weeks ago:
Cool picture.
- Comment on Thousands of years ago, when tools were very primitive, it was probably common to have a favorite rock. 2 weeks ago:
Even way back then, they already used the metric system!
- Comment on Google confirms more ads on your paid YouTube Premium Lite soon 2 weeks ago:
Firefox and ublock.
- Comment on Why do so many people delete their posts? 2 weeks ago:
EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE!!
- Comment on *fliiiinnnnnggg*. 2 weeks ago:
I like juggling, so I’ll take two.
- Comment on What is something you like to tell people? 2 weeks ago:
What’s your favorite faction of 40k?
- Comment on No looky for you! 3 weeks ago:
They better don’t disobey their lord and master, or I’ll pee over the shoebox that is their home again.
- Comment on The 5 stages of Charles Manson 3 weeks ago:
Quantity has a quality on its own.
- Comment on The 5 stages of Charles Manson 3 weeks ago:
Infinite negative numbers.
- Comment on No looky for you! 3 weeks ago:
And they glow in the dark!
- Comment on No looky for you! 3 weeks ago:
I’ll guess then that they’ll prefer the salt mines above me. Those little bastards, playing for dead! I will shave all their beards!
- Comment on No looky for you! 3 weeks ago:
First, you have to remove the dead gnomes. Straight to the compost heap, not in the regular garbage! Cause nature and stuff …
- Comment on No looky for you! 3 weeks ago:
Even worse! They’re all nude!
- Comment on Misunderstood the assignment… 3 weeks ago:
I wonder what a live dice poops …
- Comment on YSK how to unclog a toilet 4 weeks ago:
That’s gay.
- Comment on In the past 20 years, has anyone learned anything watching The Learning Channel (TLC)? 4 weeks ago:
One man’s loss is another one’s profit.
- Comment on Best Bits from the Leisure Suit Larry Games (All Sex Scenes and Nudity) 4 weeks ago:
Omg, I watched this but forgot to close my Bible!
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Very nice list