Ceruleum
@Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
- Comment on Oh no my harvest is too bountiful 2 days ago:
Hmm, maybe you should become a vampire. That usually does the trick.
- Comment on Carrot 2 days ago:
The possibilities are endless!
- Comment on Inspirational 3 days ago:
It’s supposed to end up in the butt.
- Comment on funny little guys 5 days ago:
Oh my!
- Comment on this one is for the microbiologists 6 days ago:
I wish there was something like “wombatman”
- Comment on comparison 1 week ago:
Woof.
- Comment on Why is it "shower thoughts" and not "shitter thoughts"? 2 weeks ago:
Only in a technical sense.
- Comment on Which timezone would win in a conflict? 2 weeks ago:
The proof is in rhe chocolate pudding.
- Comment on Which timezone would win in a conflict? 2 weeks ago:
It’s now!
- Comment on Which timezone would win in a conflict? 2 weeks ago:
My time zone of course!
- Comment on Puppy paper 2 weeks ago:
Why do you hate kitten’s so much?
- Comment on you spin me right round baby right round... 2 weeks ago:
“New kink unlocked”
- Comment on IT'S A TRAP 3 weeks ago:
No, we need a second trolley.
- Comment on Animal guessing game!!! 3 weeks ago:
A feral black square.
- Comment on yeah everything is probably made of like, idk, earth water, fire and air or something idrk 5 weeks ago:
These days, everything seems to be made out shit & piss.
- Comment on Decided to dig a big hole 5 weeks ago:
Oh! My!
- Comment on Mood 5 weeks ago:
A Japanese teenage girl?
- Comment on Know your place 5 weeks ago:
“My turds are the biggest!”
- Comment on Elephant 1 month ago:
“Hmmm, I need a second elephant”
- Comment on PSA 1 month ago:
You have a right and a left butthole?
- Comment on PSA 1 month ago:
Hmmmm, leftovers!
- Comment on PSA 1 month ago:
Somebody else’s buthole,
- Comment on Vulcans are an incredibly emotional and passionate species. 1 month ago:
Also vulcan hair style.
- Comment on Checkmate theists 1 month ago:
Squashed in the plate.
- Comment on My favorite board game! 1 month ago:
Uncle fester.
- Comment on STRAIGHT 2 JAIL 1 month ago:
They filmed it on the death star duh.
- Comment on Dogs need love too 2 months ago:
Big cat.
- Comment on Did cavepeople have domestic pets, like wolves or cats? 2 months ago:
Lots and lots of domesticated lice.
- Comment on Every damn time. 2 months ago:
Where can I acquire these mouses?
- Comment on Think about it 2 months ago:
Our sun developed in a big cloud together with a whole family of other stars. They all share the same composition. They’ve tracked most of them. The closest is relatively close by and just a bit heavier than ours.