blimthepixie

@blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A product of his environment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t even notice if the bins moved 6"

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨commitment⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you do this though

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sarcasm is a whitewash way to be mean.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I just don’t like his style, the way he looks at the camera after each joke.

  I agree with your last point, Roy Chubby Brown, Jim Davidson etc

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sarcasm is a whitewash way to be mean.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate that saying.

  Impersonations are the lowest form of wit

  That, or Micheal McIntyre

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Autism awareness⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to work with a person, in a call centre and they were very monotonous.

  I think they got asked if they were a bot at least once a day.

  Are you called Paul?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From what I see in the US, people having kids are fucking up the world for kids more than people without kids⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Go on then, name them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a little palate cleanser from my other posts🫶⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t tell that to the Spanish - they give bread to anything

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rue the day, mortal⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨prudish mom⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not even correct…

  Oi Mrs C, answer me this - Have you ever had a parrot?

  Err… No

  It’s just you look like you’d enjoy a cockatoo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Favorite pets⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Polyethylene terephthalate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If there is a doctor that only saves killers, and a killer only kills other killers, I wonder who would save/kill more people?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The killer

  The doctor just keeps the amount of killers higher

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh no⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I know, I was loosely referencing Family Guy and it’s Hellen Keller sketch

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well that was an error.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Display it in your house with pride.

  Say it’s a great icebreaker or conversation piece as deadpan as you can.

  Or just snort drugs off it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh no⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They can still feel them coming out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The size of Portugal compared to Spain⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Has anyone played worldle?

  worldle.teuteuf.fr

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People living in UK’s poorest areas have less diverse gut bacteria, study finds⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Living off shit food has negative effects on your body - who would have thought it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For Americans, what do you really think of Latin Americans?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Surprised there’s not a Morris Dancer diaspora

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are there regions of the world where local men and women have divergent accents?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Like these guys?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK Your smoke detectors should be replaced every 7-10 years⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of this, couldn’t find the OG image unfortunately.

  Hate it when people overlay unnecessary text, I guess it’s for the simpletons

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It makes me shudder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope the clasp at the back snags at the hair on the nape of my neck as well

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chocolate kept in anti-theft boxes as shops warn it's being stolen to order⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “…and no razor blades. If you’re poor… Grow a beard”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Being vegan is unnatural"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s a large contingent of basement dwelling, star trek obsessed Linux nerds going to know about farming?

  Joking aside, if I didn’t see this growing up I’d probably react the same

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Being vegan is unnatural"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My grandparents used to do that on their farm - hire a fucking massive bull and let it run with the heifers for a bit and ‘let nature takes it’s course’.

  They also got the vet in to do the AI if it turned out the bull wasn’t doing enough fucking.

  Hardly call it a ranch though - just a pastoral smallholding.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Being vegan is unnatural"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  99.9999% of people on here have no idea of how farming works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tom Robinson from The Game Theorists is Tommy Robinson in disguise⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What about the guy who sang 2-4-6-8 Motorway?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have no idea how to do my laundry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just don’t get undressed next time you have a shower

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Awkward interaction with my doctor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “You’re flying low”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For Americans, what do you really think of Latin Americans?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Morris Dancers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨telepathy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Back when the internet was good

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can see the family resemblance now!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What you lookin at, smoothskin?