blimthepixie
@blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Bluetooth headsets were probably a godsend for people who talk to themselves 11 hours ago:
I’ve often thought this
- Comment on Why does literally every single person at this crust/anarcho punk show look like they want to murder me? God these people are so intolerant. 20 hours ago:
Looks like they’re loitering to me
- Comment on Would you date someone that uses a hammer? 1 day ago:
Does that mean you won’t see a doctor?
Famously they use those little rubber hammers on people’s knees
- Comment on Do you think there would eventually be technology to delete/replace memories (like the *Men In Black* device). How much do you fear such technology? (like misuse by governments/criminals) 2 days ago:
You’d probably end up living like Leonard Shelby, without the murder investigation
- Comment on 'I heat my Essex home with a data centre in the shed' 2 days ago:
So does the existing radiator network in the house just have hot oil coursing through it now?
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 2 days ago:
Ok, thanks for clarifying.
I’ve got another…
What about when you’re out shopping and you’re unloading the contents of the trolley onto the conveyor belt at the checkout and you accidentally touch your wife’s box of tampons/panty liners?
Does that make you gay??
I guess you’re already gay at that point for unloading the trolley
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 3 days ago:
Is wiping your arse gay?
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 3 days ago:
It’s mad how far I had to scroll to find that you’re the only person who’s clocked how she’s looking at him
- Comment on What do you do when you have a cold and can't take medicine? 4 days ago:
Cream of chicken soup
Hot toddies to ease the sore throat.
Which drugs can’t you take??
- Comment on FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 4 days ago:
Taco Bell is so fucking shit.
It’s the worst takeaway I’ve ever had.
- Comment on YSK How to cook a perfect (hard) boiled egg 5 days ago:
My tired brain thought these were images of omelettes on a plate, not a cross section of egg
- Comment on You can do anything at Zombocom 6 days ago:
I left the headlights on overnight and woke up to a dead battery.
Stupidly left my tools in the house as it was an impromptu trip out of the city.
So I wired the output on the solar charge connector to the permanent live on the head unit and left it for a while
- Comment on Learner driver fails theory test for 128th time despite spending nearly £3k on fees 1 week ago:
I passed before the HP test came into force.
Is it the same footage each time?
- Comment on Use Case Scenario For Generative Artificial Intelligence 1 week ago:
Imagine the sort of person who would wear this
- Comment on Artist sneaks AI-generated print into National Museum Cardiff gallery 1 week ago:
Did they look like this?
- Comment on Happy Christmas 1 week ago:
Show bob and vagene
- Comment on Happy Christmas 1 week ago:
shits’n’jiggles surely
- Comment on The trauma. The terror. The humanity!!!1!!1! 1 week ago:
At least a fair few of us learned a new word today
- Comment on Where do you typically leave/read reviews 1 week ago:
I’ve got this obsession with reading 1 star reviews of places in about to eat, or even when choosing some place to get some scran.
It doesn’t sway my opinion, I just like reading what the unhinged Karen’s are whinging about.
I’ve worked most of my life in hospitality so I guess I’ve a slanted (biased) view on things
- Comment on Are you friends with any AI bots? 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on If animals could speak English in what foreign accent do you think that a certain species would certainly have ? 2 weeks ago:
Giraffes will speak with a Tanzanian accent
Oh, no! How racist
Idiot
- Comment on YSK before you buy a replacement for your cellphone that has stopped charging, buy the $10 cleaning kits and spend the time deep cleaning the phone's charging port. 2 weeks ago:
Are a worrying amount of people going at the charger port hammer and tong?
Lemmings really don’t have a lot of common sense do they
- Comment on YSK before you buy a replacement for your cellphone that has stopped charging, buy the $10 cleaning kits and spend the time deep cleaning the phone's charging port. 2 weeks ago:
The old Reddit trope
The real LPT is in the comments
- Comment on Feminism.... Not even once folks 2 weeks ago:
You’re all going on about dirth, but what about this?
- Comment on What's the key to a woman's heart and does finding love have a cutoff point? 3 weeks ago:
Quit the goon
- Comment on Why would a company force you to use a rental car instead of your own for a drive to the office/Christmas party? 3 weeks ago:
…I’ve just noticed your username
- Comment on Why would a company force you to use a rental car instead of your own for a drive to the office/Christmas party? 3 weeks ago:
That last paragraph wasn’t really needed was it
- Comment on Why would a company force you to use a rental car instead of your own for a drive to the office/Christmas party? 3 weeks ago:
So they’re covering the cost of the car, the cost of the fuel and also paying you for the hours spent driving?
They must really want you at this event
- Comment on Why would a company force you to use a rental car instead of your own for a drive to the office/Christmas party? 3 weeks ago:
Will the full tank you get with the rental get you there?
Are they covering your fuel costs?
If yes, there’s your answer
- Comment on Don't fix the problem just change the parameters 3 weeks ago:
I was being sarcastic
