LemmyKnowsBest

@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Japan visitors fall for first time in four years as Chinese stay away⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s only the first time they fell. I’m sure they’re okay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me in my home office at exactly 5:01pm everyday⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Keep reading. Enjoy the ride.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe that’s how much cheese is consumed daily NATIONWIDE.

  Because even the most body-positive fat-fluencer couldn’t choke down that much cheese in a 24-hour period.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wonder how much money the movie Risky Business made for hospitals from guys trying to imitate Tom Cruise.⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  OP is still clinging to pop culture memories from his boomer years.

  Jackass is a pop culture memory for millennials.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Japanese flag is a too-scale map of the solar system.⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The sun is large.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What does the process of disobeying illegal military orders look like? [US]⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Dishonorable discharge, no veterans benefits, and your résumé will be married & blacklisted and look very bad to any future employment prospects in the civilian sector, similar to how ex-felons have difficulty finding jobs when they get out of prison.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me after posting on lemmy excited to read all the replies⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world has wiped her arse after shitting on this very spot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the wok agenda⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I clicked on this post for Chinese food reference. Am disappoint.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨News keep on getting weirder⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of women masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guinness wasn't proud of this one.⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of women masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Duval holding cue card for Brando who can't remember his lines.⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the kind of actor he became in his later years as he was aging and decaying and he was already well established in Hollywood so he didn’t have too much to prove anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Duval holding cue card for Brando who can't remember his lines.⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll never forget in high school literature class our teacher way over-analyzing every book to pull out every bit of abstract symbolism and it was such a headache. Years later I remember reading the author’s perspective on their own writings and they said there was no symbolism intended, it was just a story with details, like life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks Alot⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Aye, thanks for better facts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it isn't⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Cookies & cream

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks Alot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I miss Allie Brosh. Though she eventually released some books, she was never really comfortable with the fame her blog & cartoons brought her. She suffered with bipolar disorder. She released her angst through distance running. She’s passionate about logic & proper spelling & grammar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be like Steve, honour the day.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I was a bit confused for a minute until I substituted “pancake” for “Christmas” and then it made sense how ridiculous some human traditions are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You want a easy way to convert Fahrenheit to Centigrade? Subtract 30 and divide by 2⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this true? If so, I like it a lot.

  Is it a lie, hence a shit post? If so, I must cleanse my mind again.

  I’m going to have to do the math, aren’t i? And verify whether or not it’s true…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Join the pledge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh I’m just glad it’s a short month which means I’ll get paid a few days sooner than I normally would have. I urgently need funds asap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Later poors⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tune a fish⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  What was that acronym he came up with, something about I don’t need a bucket cuz the horse is just the right height 🤯

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I saw your face in a crowded place⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey I’m a woman and I said it ironically but if you feel like contorting your face & body in response to one word someone else said, then hey it’s your life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fun Facts!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We do need to take a moment of silence for the airplanes that are in the ocean. Because that is actually quite tragic & sad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta patents AI that takes over a dead person’s account to keep posting and chatting⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  May we all be immortal! Long live David Bowie & Jesse Jackson & Prince & George Michael & John Lennon &

  Wait so maybe this also explains the Jeffrey Epstein fortnight account.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2 North American 4 you has been created⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When I think of New Orleans I think of Mardi Gras where I can flash my tiddies and earn colorful shiny strings of beads. But imagine my surprise when I realized I could buy colorful shiny beads at the Dollar Tree and not even have to travel to Louisiana and expose myself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my bf says sleeping with your balls out is the male equivalent⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok but what does this have to do with Britney Spears?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tune a fish⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks to Catherine the Great, we all have to specify which part of the horse we’re going to ride.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ESL homework⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course! Go via metro around the corner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨W for Uncle Ted⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you blame a guy for spiraling after being MK Ultra’ed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I saw your face in a crowded place⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Women ☕

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a very tasty snack⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never had sardines but I’ve heard they are extremely healthy and low cost.

  Spam: low cost, delicious, but not healthy. And downright disgusting to those who know what it actually is and/or have witnessed its entire processing from whole happy pig to canned gelatinized slurry.