LemmyKnowsBest
@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
- Comment on Worst day of the year 1 day ago:
Now the clock display in my car will be an hour off until November. I have no desire to reset it.
- Comment on Catch ya later 1 week ago:
The word hooptie is from the ghetto too.
- Comment on OP figures out love languages 1 week ago:
You should wash the dishes no matter what. You live there. Clean up after yourself.
- Comment on OP figures out love languages 1 week ago:
I hope this doesn’t mean that he treats his dog the same way he treats his gf 🍆🍑
- Comment on OP figures out love languages 1 week ago:
If this is even real, at least OOP learned a lot in this relationship, so if the relationship ever ends (because the gf found the post and was horrified to discover not only that bf had been treating her like a DOG, but he also told the entire world about it but didn’t tell HER), at least he kinda knows a little bit better how to treat a woman.
- Comment on You could be entitled for compensation 1 week ago:
Yeah yeah yeah, movies love blowing up tall buildings, it’s nothing new, but I’m talking about the April 2001 Johnny Bravo clip at one minute 55 seconds, the poster on the wall shows a picture of WTC exploding from the top, captioned “COMING SOON.”
- Comment on You could be entitled for compensation 1 week ago:
But what about the Johnny Bravo one at 1 minute 55 seconds, that one is a blatant prediction.
- Comment on Ariana Grande: The Last Racebender 1 week ago:
And I just learned through more rabbit hole stuff that Ariana’s mom is CEO of a company that makes gadgets for the Navy so Ariana was born into wealth, and wealth (+ talent + excitement about one’s passion & art) certainly helped catapult Ariana to world goddess status.
- Comment on the end 1 week ago:
Well I’m a girl so the only way I can identify with this is as a teenager my brother’s bedroom was plastered in sticky smelly rotting yellow crust everywhere and he never cleaned, he lived in squalor, that’s why I feel so strongly about this topic of cumming on carpet, I recommend against people doing that. Because gross.
- Comment on Ariana Grande: The Last Racebender 1 week ago:
Here are some fun links to expound on some things I said ☺️
youtube.com/shorts/ypSvnEtZenE
The one where she says she’s a literal witch, time stamp 27:13 youtu.be/dEp1T8GKWaI but you won’t find it satisfying because she included no context and she did not explain anything. Her interview goes on for a total of 90 minutes and she never really says much of anything, non-stop talking without saying much of anything at all. you know how celebrities are.
Okay I’m tired now. it took me forever to find that timestamp, and I just worked a full day at work and have to work again all day tomorrow so 😴
Oh one more thing before I 😴, regarding being a method actress, one of her idols is Jim Carrey, he is a method actor too. That’s all I’ve got but just observe her over the years in all of her projects, she is a method actress.
The cannibal quote from her brother, I’m sure you could find it as easily as I could, I’ll find it next time, but it also reminds me she said once if she could have lunch with any person living or dead, she sweetly said “Jeffrey Dahmer.”
- Comment on Word up 1 week ago:
Did you feel embarrassed wearing those? Or were you feeling super stylish and everyone thought you were super hot?
- Comment on You could be entitled for compensation 1 week ago:
So…is it a good thing, or a bad thing that it took TWO HOURS to evacuate the WTC after the fire alarm went off?
Wait, I think I can answer my own question:
Probably a bad thing that it took so long to evacuate
but
a “good” thing that asbestos 🤦🏼♀️ is fireproof , so the fire didn’t consume everything.
- Comment on You could be entitled for compensation 1 week ago:
Is this real?? Seems to me all throughout the mediathe world trade center twin towers were teased about being destroyed since the day they were built.
- Comment on the end 1 week ago:
That’s something people with no sense of consequence or accountability or responsibility for cleaning carpets would say.
- Comment on the end 1 week ago:
Link previews on mobile keep us informed & wise & impervious to tomfoolery.
- Comment on Ariana Grande: The Last Racebender 1 week ago:
Thank you for breaking this down. I was astonished sometime around the year 2000 when someone told me that Christina Aguilera is Latina. Blonde hair, blue eyes, fair skin, how? But her last name definitely sounds exotic so that’s fair 🤷🏼♀️
- Comment on Ariana Grande: The Last Racebender 1 week ago:
I forgave her when I realized she is a method actress. Whenever she becomes an entirely different person for a period of time, it’s simply what she’s always done. She’s an artist, she lives & breathes & becomes whatever role she’s currently in. She’s not confused or having an identity crisis, she is doing what millions of girls would love to do if we had enough time & money & freedom to experiment so wildly with our appearance & identity.
Most kids have to muddle through public School being told that if we do everything we’re told, then all our dreams will come true and we’ll be successful. Only to discover long after graduation that it was all a lie, all we can do is get a job to eke out survival, our hopes & dreams never see the light of day.
Now imagine being Ariana grande, deciding at age four you want to be a singer dancer and actress and by the age of eight you’re starring in the lead role of a local community theater play, and by age 13 you’re on Broadway, and through your teenage years you’re starring on an international cable tv show and then you become a pop star and the world can’t get enough of you. Ariana casually mentioned once that she’s literally a witch, and her brother has mentioned their family is into cannibalism, except for Ariana, because she’s vegan, 🤔 so yeah there’s a wild rabbit hole we could go down.
Please excuse my way-too-many-paragraphs in response to this lighthearted meme. I’m going through some stuff right now.
- Comment on Game over 1 week ago:
Anybody here ever worked at a chipotle? Do they really use bay leaves in their cooking? Let us know. Otherwise we can suspect OOP staged that photo and made a funny post for rage bait.
- Comment on Game over 1 week ago:
Yeah she’s stupid because she doesn’t know what that is, but the kitchen did make a mistake to not remove that leaf before serving.
- Comment on Game over 1 week ago:
At least door knobs are useful for something.
- Comment on I saw a turd on my way home from work! 1 week ago:
I live in a 10 ft tall Mercedes Sprinter RV conversion. It is my entire life and my home. I live at the beach, I can wake up every morning at whatever appointment or job I have on any given day, I love this lifestyle and if anything ever happens to this van then I will buy another one and continue living like this by choice because this is my favorite lifestyle I’ve ever had in my entire life.
- Comment on Good point 1 week ago:
Oh it was clearly known that his AIDS was a result of promiscuity and he did not deny that. And it wasn’t from gay butt sex either because he never rolled that way. It was from some unidentified promiscuous woman.
- Comment on I saw a turd on my way home from work! 1 week ago:
Oof I’d leave that martyr shenanigan to someone else. My vehicle is everything to me and I would never intentionally damage it.
- Comment on Good point 1 week ago:
Yeah wasn’t he the one who got AIDS because of all of his sexual promiscuity in his prime?
- Comment on I saw a turd on my way home from work! 1 week ago:
It is interesting to see the different paint jobs these people come up with.
I saw one on the freeway a few months ago that was literally a mirror. An iridescent rainbow mirror. It was so distracting I think it should have been illegal, hubble-telescope-caliber spotless immaculate reflections of all the cars & lights & road & sky. It was quite distracting and was holding up traffic until each car driver eventually snapped out of their hypnotic awe and passed the bugger.
- Comment on Slingshot is a nice detail 😁 1 week ago:
Our solar system is just a bunch of playful rowdy kids, and the Sun is their bedraggled mother.
- Comment on Cows are magnetic and it's about time we accepted that 1 week ago:
Compasses point north, not to any nearest magnet. If compasses pointed to any nearest magnet, they wouldn’t work as intended.
- Comment on Cows are magnetic and it's about time we accepted that 1 week ago:
Damn, did you make your username specifically for this post? 🐄
- Comment on prudish mom 1 week ago:
There is no sensory reward for Sarah to put a dildo in her mouth.
- Comment on prudish mom 1 week ago:
Now there are at least THREE definitions of BBC.
