LemmyKnowsBest

@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  So as usual, America continues to be correct

  Perhaps you’ve momentarily forgotten about USA’s metric vs imperial nonsense

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This year’s highlight is⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A photo taken of me when I was feeling awkward & undeserving of existence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scheduling is hard⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  THEY are terrified of what the masses would do if we had any free time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We all do this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What makes you think my vehicle has parking assist beeps? My car has nothing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pizza, lazy, anxiety, drugs...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pharmacist cat with a drug problem

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you feel the spirit???⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not Walmart. It’s something like Kohl’s type of store

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you are nervous about trying it, then just take this simple test first⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Swallow snow?

  Or swallow men’s ejaculatory fluid which tastes 1000x worse than egg nog?

  I like snow.

  I like egg nog.

  But cum makes me vomit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This year’s highlight is⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh there are two different sides of me. The awkward one feels like I don’t deserve to exist, and the absolute dance goddess who looks like a fairy in the sky. Take your pick between my two alter egos but photos do exist of both.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The importance of protecting patient privacy in healthcare⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Does it really ITCH though? I thought it’s an incessant EEEEeeeeeEEEEEeeee squealing whistle noise

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The importance of protecting patient privacy in healthcare⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And soon the janitor comes rushing in to disinfect all their seats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fish meal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You make a good point. The depths of the ocean are hella pressurized. Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fish meal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But I’ve heard if you chew your fish thoroughly before you swallow them, they’ll be dead by the time they reach your stomach, and won’t be able to swim around down there. I can’t verify this, but it does kinda makes sense, y’know?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who wore it better?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  J-Lo’s personality has definitely corroded over the years, dare I say equal to or worse than Paltrow’s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nature⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I just gotta say, coming from the perspective of a woman, an epidemic lack of artistry in men has contributed to extinguishing all my hopes and dreams and wishes about finding the man of my dreams because I just wanted someone to sing & dance with me. And have found no one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TIL smoking is good for your body⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Black don’t crack, and Asian doesn’t raisin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He really made things worse⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Funnier to say random RAM memory and personal PC computer and individual ISA savings account 😄

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t understand. December birthday people were only zero years old the first 11+ months of their lives, just like anyone else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He really made things worse⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll pull some cash outta the automated ATM machine for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The British Empire⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think he’s referring to invasive unethical marketing shenanigans like this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The British Empire⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think he’s referring to invasive unethical marketing shenanigans like this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The British Empire⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think he’s referring to invasive unethical marketing shenanigans like this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The British Empire⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think he’s referring to invasive unethical marketing shenanigans like this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The British Empire⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I vote Fedizen for President/King/ Ruler of Everything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happens everytime⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes, it’s becoming clear to me that fitted sheets were designed for sexually active people & active sleepers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happens everytime⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I experienced that fitted sheet torment yesterday. Would’ve rather been getting railed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought Kirsten & Tobey were wearing diamond strands. You’re right. Poor attempt at cum censoring.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  *whose

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Obama's got jokes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Unrealistic reaction from donnie. Psychopaths/ sociopaths never feel regret or sadness or remorse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting in on the library craze with the Reading Rainbow guy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyway I was a child in the early 1980s and when LeVar Burton suddenly appeared on a new Star Trek series with a hair clip over his eyes, I was a bit confused & disillusioned.

  Yes in the mid 1980s that was a new hair bauble that all us girls were wearing to clip our long hair up into a mohawk-like ponytail. And yes it has been confirmed that the wardrobe people on Star Trek TNG indeed saw one of these hair clips and decided it would make a good sci-fi eye covering for a blind character in the future. As if the audience wouldn’t notice that’s a fucking hair clip over Reading Rainbow guy’s eyes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stretch marks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Two thoughts:

  1. I’ve never heard a man complain about stretch marks.

  2. Good lord OP, is that an actual real photo of a real human face?