LemmyKnowsBest
@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
- Comment on The cliche "sex talk" starts with a lie 7 hours ago:
No, I’m pretty sure that people who use each other for solely selfish purposes is a primary symptom of sociopathy.
- Comment on Too soon? 8 hours ago:
Is that an afro on his head or a mushroom cloud?
- Comment on Trump treats other nations like he treats young girls 9 hours ago:
Never forget he literally airdropped diarrhea all over Americans.
- Comment on The cliche "sex talk" starts with a lie 9 hours ago:
Hey come back and recalibrate your response. We’re talking about how to explain to a child how a baby is made.
- Comment on The cliche "sex talk" starts with a lie 9 hours ago:
Maybe what you say is true for sociopaths. And apparently the world is full of them.
But I for one could not get naked with anybody unless I love them. I love several people.
- Comment on As long as the temperature stays in a very narrow optimal range for me, it's over for you bitches! 23 hours ago:
She really did display some phenomenal acting skills in that video.
- Comment on Is there anyway I can screw around with ICE? I need a new hobby I come from a long line of immigrants. If i send my home address and phone number will they actually come and deport me to choose a cntr 23 hours ago:
You’re not wrong! Surely there are enough s******l anti-ICE people among us who’d be up to the task. They’d be heroes. Martyrs.
- Comment on Is there anyway I can screw around with ICE? I need a new hobby I come from a long line of immigrants. If i send my home address and phone number will they actually come and deport me to choose a cntr 23 hours ago:
I assume he reached his character count limit, so I interpreted the last word as “control” although I’m not completely sure he was talking about.
But yeah you’re right, OP definitely got swooped up by ice.
- Comment on The boy who was relentlessly bullied by his uncle 23 hours ago:
My ex husband couldn’t hold conversations. He could only quote fragments of lines from movies & Simpsons & Futurama.
- Comment on smart 23 hours ago:
Was giraffe in previous life
- Comment on (TW) Phishing mail in 2026 1 day ago:
No matter how tempted you may be, never click links in emails. You can go to your own settings without using that link in the email.
- Comment on The cycle we are all living in 1 day ago:
Why aren’t gym & rock climbing & pole dancing on that flow chart?
- Comment on always watching 2 days ago:
The only place I can’t reach on my body is my right shoulder blade. God should’ve put my genitals there.
- Comment on I can still smell them 2 days ago:
We used to just lay those strips on the ground and throw rocks at 'em. Good times.
- Comment on Garlic sauce 4 days ago:
Since when is origami water-tight & leak-proof?
Those origami boxes are intended to hold rice.
- Comment on You rarely hear people get toungue-tied in scripted television or film 5 days ago:
It’s a common technique that some actors use, I don’t know what they call it, but I call it the “dub dub dub” because sometimes they say something similar to that when they’re struggling for a word or pretending to struggle for a word.
Fun fact the friends show was written specifically for Ross and he was the only character who didn’t have to audition because the show was written for him. He’s got some serious entertainment industry connections apparently. And in the state of California for jobs that require sexual harassment prevention training every two years, Ross (I forget his real name, Jonathan something?) he plays a role as the manager of a company who sexually harasses a new employee. It’s super cringe. And we have to watch it & pass a quiz on it every 2 years 🙄
- Comment on What's it going to take to truly stop the US? 5 days ago:
You mean the box we can check “exempt from withholdings”?
I checked it once for a job I had sometime within the last 15 years., but the IRS obviously ignored it.
- Comment on Hate it when this happens 5 days ago:
The irony is that the shower cap & goggles cause cancer in the state of California, so we just can’t win over here.
- Comment on What's it going to take to truly stop the US? 5 days ago:
Oh sure, I’ll just request a new W-4 from my human resources department and this time I’ll check the box “Do not deduct taxes from my paychecks.” Why didn’t I ever think of that before? /s
- Comment on Still trying to figure it out... 1 week ago:
After you permanently stopped wrestling with her, did she ever get playful and come attack you when your guard was down and vulnerable?
- Comment on The phrase "my world is brighter with you" is literally true 1 week ago:
Shout out to all the random street baddies.
- Comment on Rushmore 1 week ago:
It still wouldn’t phase him. He would just blame everyone else.
- Comment on YSK to get a passport in the US, you need to have access to information about your parents and most recent ex-spouse 1 week ago:
I’m pretty sure I’ve gotten a passport in the USA before and never had to provide any of that information. Is this something new?
- Comment on energizing 1 week ago:
That’s what the world needs right now, Furries running around high on dangerous amounts of caffeine.
- Comment on Just keeping my buoyancy in check. 1 week ago:
Y’know you could just get out of the bathtub instead of spending your life struggle-farting to stay afloat in there.
- Comment on The Wall People 1 week ago:
They don’t want her to fuck them. They don’t even like her.
- Comment on Nothing to see here. 1 week ago:
Makes me wonder who he’s nurtured a close trusted circle with. Wonder who’s taking care of him in his declining years.
- Comment on It's called traditional medicine sweety, look it up 1 week ago:
You know what’s up.
🎉 Mulligrubs for President! 🎉
- Comment on Nothing to see here. 1 week ago:
I wonder if he fucked those two dames too.
- Comment on Nothing to see here. 1 week ago:
I was expecting that roller coaster feeling in my chest if this was an announcement of Ron Jeremy’s death.