LemmyKnowsBest
@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
- Comment on Got my pumpkin today. All ready for Halloween 4 days ago:
Make sure you show her this picture and tell her that’s what made you think of her.
- Comment on This pasta is creepy 6 days ago:
Osteoporosis?
- Comment on Found a dog 6 days ago:
In that case, this is a funny post and the person who wrote it has sense of humor. I approve.
- Comment on How long can someone physically walk for? 1 week ago:
When I was younger I could walk all day with no pain or fatigue or limitations. In 40s & 50s now feet & hips & low back scream “stop!” around mile 9.
- Comment on OK what is your Roman name? 1 week ago:
Eating this way is pure health and no stress and no shopping and no cooking. I have never felt better. It’s so freaking easy. My athletic performance is off the charts too and I’m 50 years old.
And it’s vegan. It’s not people 🙄 I’m on year nine of living like this, and every time I hear someone make a Soylent Green joke it only serves to show me your level of nutritional intelligence and most likely your level of health which is probably not great because you make jokes about nutrition instead of caring about nutrition and eating nutritiously.
- Comment on OK what is your Roman name? 1 week ago:
Meal Squares -ius
Which reminds me, I’m running out and need to unpause my subscription ASAP
- Comment on So...how the fuck do I trust *anything*? 1 week ago:
😆 I was kinda thinking someone would tell me that.
- Comment on Especiallyif you drink scotch beforehand 1 week ago:
Especially great for the communal roll of tape that came from the communal junk drawer. Tell all your family members & colleagues about the tongue licking tape trick. A real bonding opportunity.
- Comment on Especiallyif you drink scotch beforehand 1 week ago:
If so, I must be no one 😢
- Comment on So...how the fuck do I trust *anything*? 1 week ago:
Are you perchance about 25 years old? A lot of people say they kind of awaken around that age when the frontal lobe has fully developed. Like it’s an overwhelming overnight epiphany of everything.
- Comment on Nearly 3 in 5 American workers say they're behind on retirement savings. The other two are working until they drop dead 1 week ago:
They will deduct the corpse-mess-cleanup costs from your final paycheck.
- Comment on Nearly 3 in 5 American workers say they're behind on retirement savings. The other two are working until they drop dead 1 week ago:
No joke, I’m a licensed skydiver and have seen people pick up skydiving in their later years with precisely this objective. More specifically, they do a lot of jumps and as they get more confident they start to intentionally botch their landings, hoping for a majestic exit from their mortal sojourn.
- Comment on Harry Poet in the flash 1 week ago:
What did he spell wrong?
He probably spelled it the same way Mrs Marten intended because she was literally talking about poetry.
- Comment on Who got raptured today? 1 week ago:
All the false prophets are currently unavailable for comment because they’ve been high AF the last couple days.
- Comment on Thanks for the memories 1 week ago:
Some people started screaming not knowing what it was.
And they’ll continue screaming forever just because
- Comment on Do all American stores have greeters? 1 week ago:
Your first paragraph I know is humorous but what keeps them from stealing from stores they’re working at as greeters? Too busy standing around at the front of the store to steal anything?
- Comment on They recalled the radioactive shrimp again. Why? My research shows you can just cook off the radiation. 1 week ago:
They clearly said that boiling the shrimp then discarding the water would REDUCE, more specifically HALF the radiation levels.
- Comment on BlackRock CEO Larry Fink said America could dodge a ‘retirement crisis’ by encouraging people to work longer 1 week ago:
Do? Or don’t?
- Comment on BlackRock CEO Larry Fink said America could dodge a ‘retirement crisis’ by encouraging people to work longer 1 week ago:
I’m pretty sure the current retirement age is set at 72. Right?
For far too many people that means work until death. Likelihood of expiring before retirement age.
- Comment on hyperbaric oxygen chamber 1 week ago:
Ok but we still can’t deny that Mediterranean cuisine is maximum nutritious & maximum yummy.
- Comment on Hopefully THIS does not describe you 2 weeks ago:
I’m offended that you’re attributing this quote to Aristotle. I have nothing more to contribute.
- Comment on *slurp* 2 weeks ago:
He sucks.
- Comment on Amen 2 weeks ago:
*its
- Comment on N. 5 2 weeks ago:
Oh I get it. You made a joke about hot wings resulting in people blowing up toilets.
- Comment on Friends are a bloatware. 3 weeks ago:
😆🤷🏼♀️ It’s funny because if you saw me you’d never guess I feel this way C’est moi & boyfriend 😆
- Comment on Friends are a bloatware. 3 weeks ago:
This is too relatable. The moment I see bloatware I uninstall it. I truly feel the same way about “friends.” I don’t see what purpose they serve other than take up my time and exhaust me.
- Comment on What percentage of the world population ages 30+ do you suppose is capable of financially supporting themselves & living & thriving independently? 3 weeks ago:
Right, the question came from my own head and I didn’t put a whole lot of thought into it, but basically I want to know if there’s any statistic that can show us what percentage of humans over the age of 30 actually are self-sustaining? They have a job and pay for their own food and shelter and bills and take care of themselves and don’t need anyone else to sustain their basic survival?
- Comment on What percentage of the world population ages 30+ do you suppose is capable of financially supporting themselves & living & thriving independently? 3 weeks ago:
Are you on a desktop computer? Maybe that’s why you don’t have access to emojis. Many of us are on smartphones. Emojis built-in to the keyboard.
- Comment on What is the first electronic device kids get these days? (Desktop, Laptop, Tablet, Phone, Game consoles?) 3 weeks ago:
Aww❤️ you brought back a memory when my son was 3 years old learning how to read and he saw a commercial for a VTech bicycle and he wanted it so badly he said “Mom I want a VETCH,” yes he pronounced it “vetch” so cute learning how to read, my heart absolutely melted with preciousness, you better believe we got him that VTech bicycle for Christmas 🥰 Ahh his JOY when he saw that Christmas present!
- Comment on How come butthole scratches doesn't get infected with poop bacteria ? 3 weeks ago:
Insert butt plug