So soon we can all get the best toys the NRO have?
I remain incredulous.
This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN.
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Digit@lemmy.wtf 28 minutes ago
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 28 minutes ago
Lumpty Trumpty is only talking about releasing UAP cause of Obama.
LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I mean his base is dumb enough to fall for this trick, so it will work perfect.
I really hate how the dept of education has been destroyed over the decades and now over 70% of the country is dumb as bricks.
7101334@lemmy.world 7 minutes ago
As a Californian, it’s not just the DoE, especially on a scale of decades. My girlfriend went to public school in Texas and had shit like iPads and a lunch cafeteria with actual restaurants. I went to public school in California, mostly (entirely?) after it was gutted by the Governator, and had shit like textbooks shared across classes with swastikas and 8=D drawn all over the pages and a lunch cafeteria that served frozen pizzas microwaved in the plastic.
NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
Tbf, I like this distraction better that bombing Iran.
7101334@lemmy.world 6 minutes ago
Porque no los dos?
Unfortunately lol
Joeffect@lemmy.world 43 minutes ago
Am I the only one who doesn’t even think he wrote this? Its to… proper or something… it’s missing the unhinged aspect of all the other posts I’ve read of his…
MTZ@lemmy.world 27 minutes ago
No, since his tweet about the death of Jesse Jackson it’s very obvious that he has a ghostwriter.
Reygle@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Country voted for a clown, should not have been surprised when the circus arrived.
Archon_Warslut@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
there arent any aliens visiting earth. this is another fucking trump scam / distraction / bullshit opportunity. somehow he can make it ultimately about trashing the democrats, or just distracting people from his crimes and economic destruction.
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 11 minutes ago
Love your username
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
“There! Look over THERE! SQUIRREL!”
MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Anything to distract from his cesspool history.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Aliens are the one powerful group not fucking children in the Epstein files at this point
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Maybe not, but, I’ve been hearing about alien “probes” forever.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Listen what Aliens and consenting adults do ain’t nunna my business!
Wilco@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
If you told me when I was a kid that the president of the US was going to drop info on aliens and no one would care … I would have said you were insane. Really, I dont care … lets see those Epstein files and get some arrests.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
Are the Aliens going to help me get rid of the Rich corrupt people? No? Then I don’t care about them.
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
The president of the US also said that tariffs are paid by the seller
So, you know, not a high credibility
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Get the arrests in and then release the alien files as a treat for doing a good job with the arrests
Wilco@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
I like this idea! OK, we have 70% of the Republican party and 30% of the Democratic party under arrest for sex trafficking children or covering it up … here is some news on this crazy alien spacecraft we found with a bunch of frozen aliens inside. Funny story, they had been in a secret since before World War 2 and were only discovered because ICE was trying to deport them so they could reach quota.
TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Just so that you know, if I spot an UFO, i will maks sure to keep it to myself.
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
Auto up vote for using “an” correctly.
NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
I think it sounds wrong because the letter “U” is pronounced “yew”, and y is not a vowel. You would never say ‘an yurt’ or ‘an yogurt’. If it was prounced “oo”, then “an oo F O” would sound correct.
But as it is, it just sounds wrong. And whether technically correct or not, I reject it!
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
But, a down vote for misspelling.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 15 hours ago
If there was anything remotely interesting about aliens he would have already used it as a distraction during covid.
KnitWit@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
He already did this during the first term. There wasn’t anything interesting, but it did distract the conspiracy folks.
redsand@infosec.pub 11 hours ago
The pullout was weird at the time. Handful of censored videos, talk of more then nothing. A couple of senators or house members suddenly became disinterested for no reason in particular and it died.
WoodScientist@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Honestly, if there were alien craft zipping around, I can imagine why no government would want to disclose them. It would basically be an announcement of, “these damn craft are flying around the atmosphere and the space around Earth. They’re utterly beyond anything we’re capable of. We’re not sure if they’re aliens, time travelers, beings from another dimension, literal angels or demons, or something even stranger. But we are utterly at their mercy. They’re spying on us constantly, for purposes unknown. Oh, and occasionally they’ll just abduct people and carry them off for God-knows-what reason. I’m sorry, but there is literally nothing we or any human being can do about this. They’re basically gods to us, and we know next to nothing about them, where they come from, or why they’re here.”
What leader would ever want to give that speech? I don’t consider it likely we are being visited by non-human intelligences. But if we were, it wouldn’t be anything like Roswell and Area 51. We wouldn’t have a base full of downed or crashed alien craft. They simply wouldn’t crash, and we would have no ability to shoot them down. A real announcement of alien visitors wouldn’t be the reveal of some vast secret government project, a revealing of secret strength. It would be us saying, “we’ve been working on this problem for nearly a century, and we’ve learned nothing. All we know is that they’re there, and we can’t do a damn thing about it.” It would a confession of weakness and utter helplessness, a government openly admitting it’s completely powerless to protect its people from an unknown outside threat. Can you imagine a president telling the public, “yeah, you might get abducted by aliens. Sorry, that just happens sometimes. There’s nothing we can do about it.”
It would represent a complete shattering of our species’ sense of value and security. And voters tend not to like politicians who tell them the unvarnished truth.
arrow74@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
They simply wouldn’t crash
Why would that be assumed? Yes flying across space is a level of technology we can’t comprehend, but unless these beings have truly become gods, technology breaks. Something can always go wrong.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Plot-twist: he’s in the alien files too and it’s super fucking bad
Agent641@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
He was abducted on to one of their ships, and immediately started molesting them, mistaking their small forms for human children.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
Causing an intergalactic incident. Donald Trump threatened by the Aliens response has made a freedom pact with The Borg.
dellish@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Here we are, poised to enter intergalactic war, all because the US president raped some alien babies. The guy just can’t help himself!
Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
The aliens took him to epstein’s island.
Twongo@lemmy.ml 4 hours ago
nice distraction. even if aliens were real they probably probed less asses without consent than Donny T and Jeffy E.
mayabuttreeks@lemmy.ca 14 hours ago
Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
db2@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
As was said before, this is why the aliens roll up their windows and drive faster when they pass our planet.
Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
Racist aliens!
Makeitstop@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
And then those files will only be half released and full of redactions because it turns that Trump and the other billionaires have been fucking alien kids too.
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 10 hours ago
I’m calling it here: Trump did not just rape a child. Everyone already knows that and he’s still trying to hide the Epstein files.
Trump murdered a child and then raped her corpse.
Or there’s a video of him having sex with Bill Clinton. Republicans would consider that equally bad.
Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
I dunno about that last bit, seems like they are totally ok with the pedophilia, murdering children and sex trafficking. In fact, they seem to think those things are pretty damn cool.
Two consenting males getting it on behind closed doors - now THAT is a bridge too far!!
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 hours ago
Repubpicans are Pedophiles, Nazis, and cannibals by proxy.
Only one way to deal with those.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
I don’t think that’s what they are worried about the base finding out. I think he had sex with boys too… That might be too much for the non Catholic base.
FatVegan@leminal.space 7 hours ago
Remember when people thought that there was a video out there where someone peed on him or something that that’s what’s gonna finish him? Those were the days.
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I think a video of him blowing Bubba would be worse in the eyes of his base.
regedit@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
And tRump hates Hillary because Bill said she’s better.
GreenShimada@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
extremely interesting
Just say “distracting” we all know that’s what you mean
gergolippai@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
these are not the files we are looking for…
GladiusB@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Speak for yourself lol
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
If you’d stop using OneDrive you wouldn’t keep having these problems.
mEEGal@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
These are not the files you are looking for
webp@mander.xyz 6 hours ago
When the extraterrestrials are less illegal than the human beings
ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca 10 hours ago
We’ve gotten to the point we don’t even care if we made contact with an alien civilization. We just want justice.
limelight79@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
This just cracks me up. Dude cannot stand any spotlight at ALL on Obama.
His ego just can’t take it. Obama said something that makes the news? Rest assured Trump will top that!
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Obama: “I’m giving free healthcare to those who need it!”
Trumpet: “Be quiet piggy”
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 15 hours ago
Can you do a citizens arrest on the president? Asking for a friend who also hates pedophiles.
pennomi@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
That’s called a coup, and yes you can, provided you can outgun the secret service and military.
kevin2107@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
I have a small drone army ready for deployment hmu
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Makes me think the worst of what we’ve heard is not only true, but far from the worst.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
That’s what congress people with access to the unredacted files have been saying.
aesthelete@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Never seen more definitive proof that there’s “no there there” then when this fucking asshole acts like this it’s a big deal.
skisnow@lemmy.ca 11 hours ago
Is it me or are people just not that bothered about aliens, compared to in the 90s?
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 12 minutes ago
That’s because we all started carrying around cameras, but didn’t get a bunch of credible alien videos.
If this was the 90’s, then everyone would’ve believed the government stories about Alex Pretti and Rene Good.
sundray@lemmus.org 11 hours ago
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
So are we going to be able to visit Area 51 now? What are we actually going to find; Epstein’s hideout? You know, I don’t think he’s dead. Trumpet probably rescued him. But, that is thoughts from a crazy coworker that’s also a crackhead, so I don’t think he’s very trustworthy.
MTZ@lemmy.world 30 minutes ago
Crackheads are actually some of the most solid sources of news & advice that exist. I get most of my news and all of my advice from the corner crackhead.
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 8 minutes ago
wait what
Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 hours ago
Even the aliens have been to the Epstein Islands.
1984@lemmy.today 11 hours ago
Operation Special Distraction
umbraroze@slrpnk.net 1 hour ago
A significant chunk of American pop culture of the past decades is based on the premise that The Government is Hiding Something.
Trump’s going to throw a big wrench in that by releasing fucking everything. Except a few things. A few great secrets.
I swear American pop culture in the coming century or so is just going to be The Government is Hiding The Epstein Files, over and over and over.
P1k1e@lemmy.world 15 minutes ago
All the future super spy movies will be about government pedo rings… ugh get ready to have nonstop PTSD