This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN.
Submitted 2 weeks ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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mayabuttreeks@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
db2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
As was said before, this is why the aliens roll up their windows and drive faster when they pass our planet.
Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Racist aliens!
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Plot-twist: he’s in the alien files too and it’s super fucking bad
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He was abducted on to one of their ships, and immediately started molesting them, mistaking their small forms for human children.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Causing an intergalactic incident. Donald Trump threatened by the Aliens response has made a freedom pact with The Borg.
dellish@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Here we are, poised to enter intergalactic war, all because the US president raped some alien babies. The guy just can’t help himself!
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The aliens took him to epstein’s island.
Makeitstop@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And then those files will only be half released and full of redactions because it turns that Trump and the other billionaires have been fucking alien kids too.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 2 weeks ago
Can you do a citizens arrest on the president? Asking for a friend who also hates pedophiles.
pennomi@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s called a coup, and yes you can, provided you can outgun the secret service and military.
kevin2107@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I have a small drone army ready for deployment hmu
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I’m calling it here: Trump did not just rape a child. Everyone already knows that and he’s still trying to hide the Epstein files.
Trump murdered a child and then raped her corpse.
Or there’s a video of him having sex with Bill Clinton. Republicans would consider that equally bad.
Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I dunno about that last bit, seems like they are totally ok with the pedophilia, murdering children and sex trafficking. In fact, they seem to think those things are pretty damn cool.
Two consenting males getting it on behind closed doors - now THAT is a bridge too far!!
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Repubpicans are Pedophiles, Nazis, and cannibals by proxy.
Only one way to deal with those.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I don’t think that’s what they are worried about the base finding out. I think he had sex with boys too… That might be too much for the non Catholic base.
FatVegan@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
Remember when people thought that there was a video out there where someone peed on him or something that that’s what’s gonna finish him? Those were the days.
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I think a video of him blowing Bubba would be worse in the eyes of his base.
regedit@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
And tRump hates Hillary because Bill said she’s better.
umbraroze@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
A significant chunk of American pop culture of the past decades is based on the premise that The Government is Hiding Something.
Trump’s going to throw a big wrench in that by releasing fucking everything. Except a few things. A few great secrets.
I swear American pop culture in the coming century or so is just going to be The Government is Hiding The Epstein Files, over and over and over.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Within the next few years America is going to start importing most of its pop culture. The American media industry is dying. Good riddance.
CptOblivius@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Most of our bad media was already an import from Australia.
fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
our boy bands are from korea, our comic books are from japan.
P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
All the future super spy movies will be about government pedo rings… ugh get ready to have nonstop PTSD
Ranulph@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
Well who can forget ‘’ Roswell Case Closed’’ media.defense.gov/2010/Oct/…/AFD-101027-030.pdf If this is the level of truth we are going to get…who can blame us for remaining skeptical of the Government…
Chronological Anachronism: The report attributes “alien bodies” to anthropomorphic dummies used in Project High Dive, which did not begin until 1953. Skeptics argue it is a fallacy to use events from the mid-1950s to explain a widely reported incident that occurred in July 1947.
The “Memory Consolidation” Fallacy: The USAF proposed that witnesses merged memories of different events (Project Mogul in 1947, dummy drops in the 1950s, and a 1956 KC-97 crash) into a single 1947 narrative. Critics argue this dismisses firsthand testimony by assuming a collective, decades-long memory failure among numerous unrelated witnesses.
False Equivalence of Physical Descriptions: The report suggests that “alien” features, such as bulbous heads, were actually injured airmen like Capt. Dan D. Fulgham, who suffered severe swelling after a 1959 balloon accident. Critics point out that describing a human officer as an “alien” is a logical stretch, especially when the timing is over a decade off.
The “Moving Goalposts” Argument: Some researchers claim the USAF has changed its official explanation four times (crashed disc, weather balloon, Project Mogul, and finally dummies), which they view as a pattern of circular reasoning or shifting narratives to maintain a cover-up. Selective Evidence: The report identifies “hieroglyphics” on the debris as poorly stenciled labels or flowered tape from the Project Mogul balloon. Critics argue this selectively ignores witness descriptions of indestructible, metallic debris that could not be cut or burned.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
At this point I don’t think we even need to discuss whether the president of the United States of America raped children.
No one who hasn’t raped children puts this much effort into hiding files implicating child rapists.
Logically the only other explanation possible is that he’s being blackmailed by people who did rape children and if what they have on him isn’t child rape, it must be something else pretty bad.
So he either raped children or something else pretty fucking sketchy.
REMOVE THIS TRAITOR!!!
kablez@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m guessing he grabbed a pussy and pulled it out Mortal Kombat style.
Wilco@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
If you told me when I was a kid that the president of the US was going to drop info on aliens and no one would care … I would have said you were insane. Really, I dont care … lets see those Epstein files and get some arrests.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Are the Aliens going to help me get rid of the Rich corrupt people? No? Then I don’t care about them.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Get the arrests in and then release the alien files as a treat for doing a good job with the arrests
Wilco@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I like this idea! OK, we have 70% of the Republican party and 30% of the Democratic party under arrest for sex trafficking children or covering it up … here is some news on this crazy alien spacecraft we found with a bunch of frozen aliens inside. Funny story, they had been in a secret since before World War 2 and were only discovered because ICE was trying to deport them so they could reach quota.
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
The president of the US also said that tariffs are paid by the seller
So, you know, not a high credibility
MTZ@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And that Mexico would pay for that stupid wall.
ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
We’ve gotten to the point we don’t even care if we made contact with an alien civilization. We just want justice.
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
WHY ISN’T THIS CLOWN IN JAIL?
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Because Republicans in Congress and every single conservative voter have chosen to shield him from the consequences of his actions.
They are ALL traitors to our nation.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Every Israel backed Uni party politician is a traitor in my opinion
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Because Biden wanted to run against him again, so he appointed Garland as AG.
aesthelete@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Never seen more definitive proof that there’s “no there there” then when this fucking asshole acts like this it’s a big deal.
skisnow@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Is it me or are people just not that bothered about aliens, compared to in the 90s?
sundray@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
eah@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
People became oversaturated with alien stuff. It became unfashionable to believe in aliens and the millionth “aliens invade” movie isn’t interesting.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
That’s because we all started carrying around cameras, but didn’t get a bunch of credible alien videos.
If this was the 90’s, then everyone would’ve believed the government stories about Alex Pretti and Rene Good.
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is because he felt challenged by Obama. He has a pathological complex of inferiority against Obama.
Obama talks about classified files? Trump one-ups and gives the classified files.
Now Obama should need to talk about those Trump-Epstein files…
MTZ@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hell yeah, power moves. He could be dumb enough to fall for it.
You should be a political strategist.
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Obama: “You know, I care a lot about children and I think they deserve to be loved.”
Trump: “OH, YOU LOVE CHILDREN?! NOBODY LOVES CHILDREN MORE THAN I DO. THE EPSTEIN FILES PROVE THAT I, DONALD J. TRUMP AM THE BIGGEST LOVER OF CHILDREN.”
LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I mean his base is dumb enough to fall for this trick, so it will work perfect.
I really hate how the dept of education has been destroyed over the decades and now over 70% of the country is dumb as bricks.
7101334@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
As a Californian, it’s not just the DoE, especially on a scale of decades. My girlfriend went to public school in Texas and had shit like iPads and a lunch cafeteria with actual restaurants. I went to public school in California, mostly (entirely?) after it was gutted by the Governator, and had shit like textbooks shared across classes with swastikas and 8=D drawn all over the pages and a lunch cafeteria that served frozen pizzas microwaved in the plastic.
NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Don’t worry, only rich communities’ public school were/ are like that in Texas. Schools are funded at the district-level in Texas, so poor communities go to poor schools and wealthy kids go to wealthy schools. If districts get so big that they encompass both, sometimes the wealthy residents try to stage a coup and split the district into wealthy and poor.
Archon_Warslut@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
there arent any aliens visiting earth. this is another fucking trump scam / distraction / bullshit opportunity. somehow he can make it ultimately about trashing the democrats, or just distracting people from his crimes and economic destruction.
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Love your username
Archon_Warslut@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
well thank you
Aeri@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This only adds another layer of reinforcement to my firm belief that he’s done something that means that he should go to not only jail, but some kind of super-hell when he dies.
gergolippai@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
these are not the files we are looking for…
GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Speak for yourself lol
mEEGal@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
These are not the files you are looking for
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
If you’d stop using OneDrive you wouldn’t keep having these problems.
N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
[REDACTED]flew at an altitude of [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] at a speed of [REDACTED]
db2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They had [REDACTED] alien children Donald Jessica Trump personally [REDACTED] on an island in [REDACTED].
Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nah, the aliens are the ones doing the probing. Turns out the lizard people aliens are furries, and they been stuffin his muffin.
Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Wait until he finds out he is in them, because he raped an alien baby once.
1984@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Operation Special Distraction
Kushan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Of course he’s quadrupling down and he’ll keep on doubling down again and again because that’s the only way he stays out of prison and it’s the only way MAGA doesn’t collapse, so everyone around him will continue to back him.
The only way this will end is if he dies or a bunch of folks finally use the second amendment right they’ve been so precious about that they let hundreds of school kids die each year for.
What a fucking disgrace.
webp@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
When the extraterrestrials are less illegal than the human beings
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Didn’t he do this in his first term?
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Aliens are the one powerful group not fucking children in the Epstein files at this point
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Maybe not, but, I’ve been hearing about alien “probes” forever.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Listen what Aliens and consenting adults do ain’t nunna my business!
TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Just so that you know, if I spot an UFO, i will maks sure to keep it to myself.
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Auto up vote for using “an” correctly.
NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I think it sounds wrong because the letter “U” is pronounced “yew”, and y is not a vowel. You would never say ‘an yurt’ or ‘an yogurt’. If it was prounced “oo”, then “an oo F O” would sound correct.
But as it is, it just sounds wrong. And whether technically correct or not, I reject it!
balsoft@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
It is not used correctly. The word UFO starts with a consonant in all major English dialects, as such the correct article is “a”, as in “a UFO”. See www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/is-it-a-or-an
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
But, a down vote for misspelling.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Someone can do a real big funny by leaking all the Epstein files to the internet, unredacted.
Zexks@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ok all you epstien distraction posters. Here you go. Blow your loads
foodandart@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Good lord what a clown.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
If there was anything remotely interesting about aliens he would have already used it as a distraction during covid.
KnitWit@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He already did this during the first term. There wasn’t anything interesting, but it did distract the conspiracy folks.
redsand@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
The pullout was weird at the time. Handful of censored videos, talk of more then nothing. A couple of senators or house members suddenly became disinterested for no reason in particular and it died.
WoodScientist@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Honestly, if there were alien craft zipping around, I can imagine why no government would want to disclose them. It would basically be an announcement of, “these damn craft are flying around the atmosphere and the space around Earth. They’re utterly beyond anything we’re capable of. We’re not sure if they’re aliens, time travelers, beings from another dimension, literal angels or demons, or something even stranger. But we are utterly at their mercy. They’re spying on us constantly, for purposes unknown. Oh, and occasionally they’ll just abduct people and carry them off for God-knows-what reason. I’m sorry, but there is literally nothing we or any human being can do about this. They’re basically gods to us, and we know next to nothing about them, where they come from, or why they’re here.”
What leader would ever want to give that speech? I don’t consider it likely we are being visited by non-human intelligences. But if we were, it wouldn’t be anything like Roswell and Area 51. We wouldn’t have a base full of downed or crashed alien craft. They simply wouldn’t crash, and we would have no ability to shoot them down. A real announcement of alien visitors wouldn’t be the reveal of some vast secret government project, a revealing of secret strength. It would be us saying, “we’ve been working on this problem for nearly a century, and we’ve learned nothing. All we know is that they’re there, and we can’t do a damn thing about it.” It would a confession of weakness and utter helplessness, a government openly admitting it’s completely powerless to protect its people from an unknown outside threat. Can you imagine a president telling the public, “yeah, you might get abducted by aliens. Sorry, that just happens sometimes. There’s nothing we can do about it.”
It would represent a complete shattering of our species’ sense of value and security. And voters tend not to like politicians who tell them the unvarnished truth.
arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Why would that be assumed? Yes flying across space is a level of technology we can’t comprehend, but unless these beings have truly become gods, technology breaks. Something can always go wrong.
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Sounds like the sort of thing this administration would be proud of. It’s what their supporters voted for!