Wizard_Pope
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world
- Comment on Australians, especially men, are reading less than ever before 1 day ago:
Quite right.
- Comment on Israel finds new ways to be a cartoon villains 1 day ago:
Ah yes water. Such danger. I will be eaten by shark. At least the shark will have a nice meal. If I stay on the ground I will just get hombed.
- Comment on Israel finds new ways to be a cartoon villains 1 day ago:
Well yes. But what is their offical excuse?
- Comment on Australians, especially men, are reading less than ever before 1 day ago:
Oh yeah our finals also have lower or higher levels. Except for slovene (the main language) which is only on the higher level. And is usually the worst one since Half the grade is a long essay which is of course graded subjectively and there are a lot of parts like pronounciation and other shit which literally cannot be solved 100% correctly since you would have to know the whole dictionary.
- Comment on Australians, especially men, are reading less than ever before 1 day ago:
We had to read the Illiad and I gave up after 5 pages. I just cannot be bothered to read when it’s all writen in such weird prose. Achilles being called 3 different names on the first 2 pages. Fuck off with that. And then when we went through it with our teacher she asked what kind of wood Achilles’ ja elin was made of. Like what?? How is that fucking relevant. But I do still to this day know it was aspen (I think that’s the correct translation).
- Comment on Realized 99% of all my chargers are USB-C. This can only mean one thing. New USB bout to drop! 1 day ago:
Č standing in for what? Čevap? Človek? Črnomelj? Čmrlj?
- Comment on Realized 99% of all my chargers are USB-C. This can only mean one thing. New USB bout to drop! 1 day ago:
I don’t think any of the slavic languages are really phonetic. The closest might be serbian with their piši kao što govoriš rule
- Comment on As expected every page in the book is blank 2 days ago:
Don’t get me started on the one where you spin around on your penis. My floor is starting to develop a hole where I do it.
- Comment on Microplastics will be the "boomers all have lead poisoning" of millennials 2 days ago:
Well zoomer comes from the z. Does it not?
- Comment on Where were you when the final Garfield comic dropped...? 2 days ago:
Where were you when Garfield died?
I was on toilet taking shit when phone ring. Garfield is kill.
No!!!
- Comment on choice 5 days ago:
Love this copypasta
- Comment on Google Gemini is coming for your private apps. Here's how to stop it 1 week ago:
Well I don’t have a pixel my dude.
- Comment on Breaking the generational barriers 1 week ago:
You can still get less cleaning pouring it warm. Won’t cause temperature shock on the glass.
- Comment on Breaking the generational barriers 1 week ago:
Yeah you don’t pour it immediately. You wait for it to cool off a bit.
- Comment on Oatmeal 1 week ago:
Literally a peach.
- Comment on The signatures are still coming and it's already making an impact 1 week ago:
Oh but with the new rules they could do that before making their code work that way. The idea is not for the new laws to apply retroactively but for new games.
- Comment on ‘The vehicle suddenly accelerated with our baby in it’: the terrifying truth about why Tesla’s cars keep crashing 1 week ago:
Bait used to be believable.
- Comment on YSK that fracking is not safe. People living near fracking sites are more likely to develop serious diseases 1 week ago:
It’s alright sweetie. A covert special ops has been dispatched to rake them out.
- Comment on Samsung phones can survive twice as many charges as Pixel and iPhone, according to EU data 1 week ago:
Yeah so?.. They still managed to break it because battery replacement in a phone is not as easy as pop off the panel and replace.
- Comment on These are my four champage bottles dedicated to the "great" minds of our days: 1 week ago:
Yeah when I turned 18 we went through 3 bottles of champagne/sparkling wine before we got to one that was drinkable. Turns out if you store them too long they just go bad.
- Comment on Vitamins are good but idk.... 1 week ago:
ಠ︵ಠ
- Comment on We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud. 1 week ago:
Rakija Drinković. And they would constantly be drunk.
- Comment on Th EU iniative for Stop Killing Games has reached the goal of 1 million signatures!! 1 week ago:
Only 4 countries have not reached the minimum.
- Comment on Th EU iniative for Stop Killing Games has reached the goal of 1 million signatures!! 1 week ago:
Ich auch. Schon 10 Monaten.
- Comment on Th EU iniative for Stop Killing Games has reached the goal of 1 million signatures!! 1 week ago:
A whole melon indeed
- Comment on Th EU iniative for Stop Killing Games has reached the goal of 1 million signatures!! 1 week ago:
Stop doomering
- Comment on The UK Stop Killing Games petition has reached 100.000 signatures 1 week ago:
Well to be honest if the only info needed is like name and date of birth I could just enroll my whole family and technically all would be legitimate signatures right?
- Comment on The UK Stop Killing Games petition has reached 100.000 signatures 1 week ago:
Sheesh. Was jot aware of that. Still hope people were not dumb enough to bot it.
- Comment on Th EU iniative for Stop Killing Games has reached the goal of 1 million signatures!! 1 week ago:
Yeah I signet 10 months ago. Also put the link in the post
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