explodicle

@explodicle@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why can't someone create a public alternative to health insurance in the USA?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where’s Mark Cuban when we need him

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If we're living in a simulation, why would the simulation creators allow the sims to ponder and speculate whether or not they live in a simulation?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not like my Conway’s Game of Life creatures can ever escape their petri dish. I’m so zoomed out that I wouldn’t even notice if they were intelligent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bat Drip⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  +2 for baby bats

  -1 for Papyrus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump confirms plan to declare national emergency, use military for mass deportations⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ISIS and the Taliban stood up to America with worse. And no American soldiers agreed with the Taliban.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump confirms plan to declare national emergency, use military for mass deportations⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  where are those loud mouthed lefties

  my blocked list

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump confirms plan to declare national emergency, use military for mass deportations⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If any of us actually find ourselves in that situation, it would be unwise to post about it on the internet, even if someone is calling you a phoney.

  Every post we make here is getting recorded by the NSA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not enough guns and flags

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gen z gorillas⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Or they don’t know that the traps are made by humans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It ain't much, but it's a livin'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably not, they’re terrible at DNA editing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Terrified friends burn to death trapped in Tesla as doors won't open after crash⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is what it looks like when they’re legally forced to do something, but still don’t want to do it, and their customers are idiots who can afford to pay for redundant features.

  So you know, goverment inefficiency. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Terrified friends burn to death trapped in Tesla as doors won't open after crash⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m still worried about going over a bridge and not finding a smashy object fast enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Terrified friends burn to death trapped in Tesla as doors won't open after crash⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not calling it that, it’s the DGE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have 8 seconds.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why don’t you use websites without using apps?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have 8 seconds.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No that’s not fair, they do not. Don’t be creepy in the elevator, or alone in the woods, or anywhere else where you guys are gonna say “because of the implication”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Magic Beneath The Forests⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve got bad news for you about magic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have 8 seconds.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Way back when I was single, I could pick up a woman without even having to corner her.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have 8 seconds.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t say anything because some women find elevator pickup attempts intimidating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Typing monkey would be unable to produce 'Hamlet' within the lifetime of the universe, study finds⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a false flag study to undermine public support for mathematics research!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk Fans Are Losing So Much Money to Crypto Scams⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well the second half is true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk Fans Are Losing So Much Money to Crypto Scams⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The validation is cheap, every node does that constantly. Do you mean proof-of-work mining?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk Fans Are Losing So Much Money to Crypto Scams⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If it’s p2p, then there are no insiders.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk Fans Are Losing So Much Money to Crypto Scams⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Protected‽ Then their exes can get it for child support!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Robinhood admits it’s just a gambling app.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How long does an asset need a history of positive returns before it’s no longer “gambling”? Hypothetically, would 15 years be enough?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Robinhood admits it’s just a gambling app.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve heard cyber trucks got way cheaper too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trying to reverse climate change won’t save us, scientists warn⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine if you could get FREE MONEY by not using all your energy coinz!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Linus Torvalds reckons AI is ‘90% marketing and 10% reality’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just chiming in as another guy who works in AI who agrees with this assessment.

  But it’s a little bit worrisome that we all seem to think we’re in the 10%.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IFIXIT: Victory Is Sweet - We Can Now Fix McDonald’s Ice Cream Machines⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The whole situation is ducked IMO.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft fires employees who organized vigil for Palestinians killed in Gaza⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  IDK about you but half of the time I’m at work I’m not actually working. I have like 4 hours of insane productivity, but don’t know which 4 hours those will be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clever, clever⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Who is Frankie Hawkes?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨REPORT: Arm is sensationally canceling the license that allowed Qualcomm to make Snapdragon chips which power everything from Microsoft's Copilot+ PCs to Samsung's Galaxy smartphones and tablets⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.