explodicle

@explodicle@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You know which voice to use. We all know which voice to use.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to do that all the time when I lived in Van Nuys.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Goals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Buy a carp

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Goals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Do they normally include Latin characters like this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘FuckLAPD.com’ Lets Anyone Use Facial Recognition to Instantly Identify Cops⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Since they’re typically masked, I’d like to see gait recognition serve the working class for once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla In 'Self-Drive Mode' Hit By Train After Turning Onto Train Tracks⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What did we even do all those ReCAPTCHAs for

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla In 'Self-Drive Mode' Hit By Train After Turning Onto Train Tracks⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll just fork it; we can do better than this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A metaphor for capitalism?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Get in the god-damn ship, everything’s on the cob!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Art imitates life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The lady in the foreground is pulling on a shirt and already has no shoes, so I assumed she pantsed him. “That’s it! No more clothes!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are spiders turtlely enough for the Turtle Club?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember a couple weeks ago when you noticed people keep downvoting your comments for no reason, and I suggested it was because they recognize your username?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dear Leader⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nixon instituted inflation as we know it because of the Vietnam War, and inequality skyrocketed. It’s a lot easier to strike with savings than with credit scores.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm gonna mute this one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Americans don’t believe that inflation is a global issue. They think it’s a new thing called greedflation [because our country and our time period are exceptional].

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm gonna mute this one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why I keep tearing my pants at the bus stop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hertz, showing the difference between science and engineering⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish Russell’s Teapot wasn’t real.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump May Launch Wireless Phone Brand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve got bad news about your phone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: Non-violent protests are 2x likely to succeed and no non-violent movement that has involved more than 3.5% of the country population has ever failed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Democratic peace theory happens and they talk it out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: Non-violent protests are 2x likely to succeed and no non-violent movement that has involved more than 3.5% of the country population has ever failed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And end qualified protestor immunity!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Half of companies planning to replace customer service with AI are reversing course⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well yeah, the reason you don’t approve of it matters. If you never approved of it because you never liked the UX, then that’s not a good reason for everyone to stop using it.

  When we minimize other reasons to “words you don’t like”, we imply an unimportant personal preference, and not a social choice with consequences for others.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Half of companies planning to replace customer service with AI are reversing course⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why not the overseas people?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Half of companies planning to replace customer service with AI are reversing course⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does your customer service need to be on a popular platform? There’s no network effect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No it’s not, I don’t know what to tell you bro, it’s super common.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes! I’m literally shocked that you’ve never stolen so much as a chip. That is weird.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, did you not even do anything pretty fucked up as a kid?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alternatively⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  (Ignoring that it’s an art piece for a second)

  As a man, you should always be the one who provides the condom. It is literally your last chance to opt out from pregnancy. If the woman isn’t comfortable with that, then go buy condoms together.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like threatening people or just snatching stuff like a seagull?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve never stolen anything, even as a teenager?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What we need is someone versed in bird law.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wikipedia Pauses AI-Generated Summaries After Editor Backlash⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Even a human using AI to convert over an article and giving it a once-over would be better than relying on AI entirely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wikipedia Pauses AI-Generated Summaries After Editor Backlash⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, something like it will still need to exist. In which case we can fork because it’s all Creative Commons.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wikipedia Pauses AI-Generated Summaries After Editor Backlash⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.”

  — Upton Sinclair

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Facebook advertised a professional child kidnapping service to me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Insurance just spreads out risk over time, it doesn’t eliminate the cost. So the insurers will raise rates for these places, and other similar places.