musubibreakfast

@musubibreakfast@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You could throw a dart blindfolded in 1998 and hit a new legendary game every time. ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  She started laughing and asked me to print it out and she then stuck it on the fridge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You could throw a dart blindfolded in 1998 and hit a new legendary game every time. ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes! 1998 really was an amazing year for gaming!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You could throw a dart blindfolded in 1998 and hit a new legendary game every time. ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I had so much fun with that thing, one time I combined a picture of the family dog with my stepdad and showed it to my mom and proudly told her this is what it would look like if they had kids. Another time I tried to make an action film with my brother, but it was mostly just footage of him doing what he considered crazy stunts (jumping on the hotel bed).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You could throw a dart blindfolded in 1998 and hit a new legendary game every time. ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Turns out I hit an artery, blood started gushing everywhere and you won’t believe what game got hit by his blood!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You could throw a dart blindfolded in 1998 and hit a new legendary game every time. ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Here’s are some more spoilers for The Sorpranos, Tony plays Mario Kart in an episode, and he opens the fridge in another episode.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actual theft ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Obviously it’s your rugged orc-like features.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actual theft ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m Asian, my people are notorious for looking like plastic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actual theft ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry not everyone has your rugged orc-like features.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FACTS⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s nothing more heterosexual than sex with another man. The vagina is too soft, feminine and accommodating. To raw-dog or be raw-dogged by another man takes strength, determination and perseverance. These are values that are exemplified in a healthy heterosexual relationship, therefore gay is straight and straight is gay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FACTS⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because of the way chromosomes work, all men start out as women. So every relationship is a lesbian relationship and therefore gay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is Jared Birchall. He is the right-hand man of Elon Musk. He also manages his wealth. Jared hates when people see his face.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe he’s considered evil in Canada but for American standards he just seems like a regular guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wonder⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re loud, only care about food, they can remember places they’ve gotten food and are obsessed with those places. Seagulls basically as intelligent as New Yorkers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zork I, Zork II and Zork III are now officially open source⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So they’re now openzork!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Perfectly fine unless you’re dating Edward Scissor Hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dubba bubba⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s nothing more American than the love between a man and a horse. Trump is a true red blooded all-American cowboy who isn’t afraid to do and say what we’re all thinking!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Become unrecognizable⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember this. There was a girl that basically ruined her jaw and teeth by drinking vinegar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Depression: Part Deux⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Your wife didn’t have enough meat on her bones, bring in your eldest child on Monday.”

  -Corporate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Depression: Part Deux⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “You can have the funeral in the alley behind the restaurant during your lunch break. Throw your wife in the dumpster after you’re done.”

  -Your manager

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i enjoy high fructose corn syrup too⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, you did not disappoint.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i enjoy high fructose corn syrup too⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Does he also document the fuckable plants? I’m asking for a friend

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TRUMP⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All of it is about control, it has nothing to do with logic. If you understand this, fighting these idiots becomes much easier. You’re not dealing with reasonable adults, you’re dealing with a bunch of giant upset babies that don’t want to get sent to their room.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do we do when all the crts are gone?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We must sacrifice them to the elder Gods in exchange for more crt’s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sticker⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m over at the next train stop selling underpants and fur suits. Use the code #trainpissorgy to for a 30 percent discount.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell, not even that. You could become a world class boxer or UFC fighter. You can basically slip any punch or attack instantly and you can teleport your fists into the sweet spot to score a knockout. You would be an amazing baseball player as well, you can teleport to perfectly hit any ball at just the right angle. As a quarterback you would be insane too, you can readjust to any play instantly. In fencing you’d basically be unstoppable, you can dodge everything. For any sport or physical activity being able to teleport 7 inches is insanely overpowered. The person who came up with this doesn’t play any sports.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨makes more sense than this shit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, I know this reference!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Instagram Caught Hiding Posts That Say "Immigrants Make the Country Great"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Alright, the only way we can defeat religion is with cookouts and community events

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They even got their own island⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Show me where I’m wrong

  You seem troubled. If you’re ever in Amsterdam, let me know and I’ll buy you a beer and you can tell me about what’s bothering you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True Story⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d only care if she was played by Pedro Pascal.