musubibreakfast

@musubibreakfast@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sticker⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m over at the next train stop selling underpants and fur suits. Use the code #trainpissorgy to for a 30 percent discount.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell, not even that. You could become a world class boxer or UFC fighter. You can basically slip any punch or attack instantly and you can teleport your fists into the sweet spot to score a knockout. You would be an amazing baseball player as well, you can teleport to perfectly hit any ball at just the right angle. As a quarterback you would be insane too, you can readjust to any play instantly. In fencing you’d basically be unstoppable, you can dodge everything. For any sport or physical activity being able to teleport 7 inches is insanely overpowered. The person who came up with this doesn’t play any sports.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨makes more sense than this shit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, I know this reference!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Instagram Caught Hiding Posts That Say "Immigrants Make the Country Great"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Alright, the only way we can defeat religion is with cookouts and community events

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They even got their own island⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Show me where I’m wrong

  You seem troubled. If you’re ever in Amsterdam, let me know and I’ll buy you a beer and you can tell me about what’s bothering you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True Story⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d only care if she was played by Pedro Pascal.