musubibreakfast
@musubibreakfast@lemmy.world
- Comment on Microsoft Office has been renamed to “Microsoft 365 Copilot app” 1 day ago:
I want this AI bubble to burst so bad, let all this bullshit go back up in flames. I want to go back to 2017 when videocards and ram were reasonably priced 🥲
- Comment on I love science 4 days ago:
Mammary studies are a very advanced field. There are so many cup sizes and don’t get me started on how they relate to other measurements. And then there’s nipples, how do they even work?
- Comment on It sure is, babe! 2 weeks ago:
In some cultures a graded copy of Duke Nukem is used instead of a wedding ring
- Comment on You could throw a dart blindfolded in 1998 and hit a new legendary game every time. 3 weeks ago:
She started laughing and asked me to print it out and she then stuck it on the fridge.
- Comment on You could throw a dart blindfolded in 1998 and hit a new legendary game every time. 3 weeks ago:
Yes! 1998 really was an amazing year for gaming!
- Comment on You could throw a dart blindfolded in 1998 and hit a new legendary game every time. 3 weeks ago:
I had so much fun with that thing, one time I combined a picture of the family dog with my stepdad and showed it to my mom and proudly told her this is what it would look like if they had kids. Another time I tried to make an action film with my brother, but it was mostly just footage of him doing what he considered crazy stunts (jumping on the hotel bed).
- Comment on You could throw a dart blindfolded in 1998 and hit a new legendary game every time. 3 weeks ago:
Turns out I hit an artery, blood started gushing everywhere and you won’t believe what game got hit by his blood!
- Comment on You could throw a dart blindfolded in 1998 and hit a new legendary game every time. 3 weeks ago:
Here’s are some more spoilers for The Sorpranos, Tony plays Mario Kart in an episode, and he opens the fridge in another episode.
- Comment on Actual theft 3 weeks ago:
Obviously it’s your rugged orc-like features.
- Comment on Actual theft 3 weeks ago:
I’m Asian, my people are notorious for looking like plastic.
- Comment on Actual theft 3 weeks ago:
I’m sorry not everyone has your rugged orc-like features.
- Comment on FACTS 5 weeks ago:
There’s nothing more heterosexual than sex with another man. The vagina is too soft, feminine and accommodating. To raw-dog or be raw-dogged by another man takes strength, determination and perseverance. These are values that are exemplified in a healthy heterosexual relationship, therefore gay is straight and straight is gay.
- Comment on FACTS 5 weeks ago:
Because of the way chromosomes work, all men start out as women. So every relationship is a lesbian relationship and therefore gay.
- Comment on This is Jared Birchall. He is the right-hand man of Elon Musk. He also manages his wealth. Jared hates when people see his face. 1 month ago:
Maybe he’s considered evil in Canada but for American standards he just seems like a regular guy.
- Comment on I wonder 1 month ago:
They’re loud, only care about food, they can remember places they’ve gotten food and are obsessed with those places. Seagulls basically as intelligent as New Yorkers.
- Comment on Zork I, Zork II and Zork III are now officially open source 1 month ago:
So they’re now openzork!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Perfectly fine unless you’re dating Edward Scissor Hands.
- Comment on Dubba bubba 1 month ago:
There’s nothing more American than the love between a man and a horse. Trump is a true red blooded all-American cowboy who isn’t afraid to do and say what we’re all thinking!
- Comment on Become unrecognizable 1 month ago:
I remember this. There was a girl that basically ruined her jaw and teeth by drinking vinegar.
- Comment on Great Depression: Part Deux 2 months ago:
“Your wife didn’t have enough meat on her bones, bring in your eldest child on Monday.”
-Corporate
- Comment on Great Depression: Part Deux 2 months ago:
“You can have the funeral in the alley behind the restaurant during your lunch break. Throw your wife in the dumpster after you’re done.”
-Your manager
- Comment on i enjoy high fructose corn syrup too 2 months ago:
Wow, you did not disappoint.
- Comment on i enjoy high fructose corn syrup too 2 months ago:
Does he also document the fuckable plants? I’m asking for a friend
- Comment on TRUMP 2 months ago:
All of it is about control, it has nothing to do with logic. If you understand this, fighting these idiots becomes much easier. You’re not dealing with reasonable adults, you’re dealing with a bunch of giant upset babies that don’t want to get sent to their room.
- Comment on What do we do when all the crts are gone? 2 months ago:
We must sacrifice them to the elder Gods in exchange for more crt’s.
- Comment on sticker 3 months ago:
I’m over at the next train stop selling underpants and fur suits. Use the code #trainpissorgy to for a 30 percent discount.
- Comment on No brainer 3 months ago:
Hell, not even that. You could become a world class boxer or UFC fighter. You can basically slip any punch or attack instantly and you can teleport your fists into the sweet spot to score a knockout. You would be an amazing baseball player as well, you can teleport to perfectly hit any ball at just the right angle. As a quarterback you would be insane too, you can readjust to any play instantly. In fencing you’d basically be unstoppable, you can dodge everything. For any sport or physical activity being able to teleport 7 inches is insanely overpowered. The person who came up with this doesn’t play any sports.
- Comment on makes more sense than this shit 4 months ago:
Hey, I know this reference!
- Comment on Instagram Caught Hiding Posts That Say "Immigrants Make the Country Great" 4 months ago:
Alright, the only way we can defeat religion is with cookouts and community events
- Comment on They even got their own island 5 months ago:
Show me where I’m wrong
You seem troubled. If you’re ever in Amsterdam, let me know and I’ll buy you a beer and you can tell me about what’s bothering you.