musubibreakfast
@musubibreakfast@lemmy.world
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 2 days ago:
It’s like I’m back on quakenet!
- Comment on nothing really matters 4 days ago:
I just blow my load in my jeans, if you let it build up then it has the same effect as starch. Keeps them nice and crisp.
- Comment on Go ahead, take one 1 week ago:
To cull the weak.
- Comment on Littering 🚯 2 weeks ago:
That’s a very un-American solution. I think it would be much better to sell fire arms to eagles so they become aware of the problem and they can effectively hunt fresh prey and thereby circumvent the entire issue.
- Comment on CONTACT LEFT! 2 weeks ago:
That’s way too complicated, I just duct tape a cat below the business end of my shotgun when I go hunting.
- Comment on This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN. 2 weeks ago:
Obama: “You know, I care a lot about children and I think they deserve to be loved.”
Trump: “OH, YOU LOVE CHILDREN?! NOBODY LOVES CHILDREN MORE THAN I DO. THE EPSTEIN FILES PROVE THAT I, DONALD J. TRUMP AM THE BIGGEST LOVER OF CHILDREN.”
- Comment on My father the tween literary critic 2 weeks ago:
Your dad? Ben Affleck. Your mom? Neil Patrick Harris.
- Comment on Good riddance 2 weeks ago:
If he comes back I’m sure he’ll be dealt with accordingly. Nobody has time for an undead racist.
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 4 weeks ago:
I appreciate you not wearing shoes but please put on the house slippers. Also please switch from house slippers to toilet slippers, and switch to the garden slippers when you go into the garden. Please make sure to not mix up the slippers, it will upset my family.
- Comment on Work smarter, not harder 4 weeks ago:
“Toys R Us invested heavily in both time and inter-dimensional travel. As a result I’ve lived a thousand lives in service of the giraffe.”
- Comment on France will replace Microsoft Teams, Google Meet, Zoom, Webex and others with its own sovereign video conferencing application "Visio" for public officials 5 weeks ago:
It’s uncouth and unfashionable, the French prefer to get information by sticking their head out of the window whilst wildly waving a baguette and yelling: “Quoi de neuf ?”
- Comment on ex-kakapo 5 weeks ago:
Replace hard rock with dakimakura for added accuracy.
- Comment on ex-kakapo 1 month ago:
Let’s replace “shouting” with “shouting over discord” and turn “female” into “femboy” to make it even more accurate.
- Comment on It's easy 1 month ago:
I was the fastest sperm and came from the best testicle, I should be rewarded accordingly.
- Comment on dating 1 month ago:
If I learned anything from the internet she’s basically your wife now. Start collecting pieces of string and straw because you’re gonna be building a nest soon!
- Comment on Dell says the quiet part out loud: Consumers don't actually care about AI PCs — "AI probably confuses them more than it helps them" 1 month ago:
I’m readying for some new bullshit. I just hope it’s not tech related
- Comment on Microsoft Office has been renamed to “Microsoft 365 Copilot app” 1 month ago:
I want this AI bubble to burst so bad, let all this bullshit go back up in flames. I want to go back to 2017 when videocards and ram were reasonably priced 🥲
- Comment on I love science 2 months ago:
Mammary studies are a very advanced field. There are so many cup sizes and don’t get me started on how they relate to other measurements. And then there’s nipples, how do they even work?
- Comment on It sure is, babe! 2 months ago:
In some cultures a graded copy of Duke Nukem is used instead of a wedding ring
- Comment on You could throw a dart blindfolded in 1998 and hit a new legendary game every time. 2 months ago:
She started laughing and asked me to print it out and she then stuck it on the fridge.
- Comment on You could throw a dart blindfolded in 1998 and hit a new legendary game every time. 2 months ago:
Yes! 1998 really was an amazing year for gaming!
- Comment on You could throw a dart blindfolded in 1998 and hit a new legendary game every time. 2 months ago:
I had so much fun with that thing, one time I combined a picture of the family dog with my stepdad and showed it to my mom and proudly told her this is what it would look like if they had kids. Another time I tried to make an action film with my brother, but it was mostly just footage of him doing what he considered crazy stunts (jumping on the hotel bed).
- Comment on You could throw a dart blindfolded in 1998 and hit a new legendary game every time. 2 months ago:
Turns out I hit an artery, blood started gushing everywhere and you won’t believe what game got hit by his blood!
- Comment on You could throw a dart blindfolded in 1998 and hit a new legendary game every time. 2 months ago:
Here’s are some more spoilers for The Sorpranos, Tony plays Mario Kart in an episode, and he opens the fridge in another episode.
- Comment on Actual theft 2 months ago:
Obviously it’s your rugged orc-like features.
- Comment on Actual theft 2 months ago:
I’m Asian, my people are notorious for looking like plastic.
- Comment on Actual theft 2 months ago:
I’m sorry not everyone has your rugged orc-like features.
- Comment on FACTS 3 months ago:
There’s nothing more heterosexual than sex with another man. The vagina is too soft, feminine and accommodating. To raw-dog or be raw-dogged by another man takes strength, determination and perseverance. These are values that are exemplified in a healthy heterosexual relationship, therefore gay is straight and straight is gay.
- Comment on FACTS 3 months ago:
Because of the way chromosomes work, all men start out as women. So every relationship is a lesbian relationship and therefore gay.
- Comment on This is Jared Birchall. He is the right-hand man of Elon Musk. He also manages his wealth. Jared hates when people see his face. 3 months ago:
Maybe he’s considered evil in Canada but for American standards he just seems like a regular guy.