musubibreakfast

@musubibreakfast@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Depression: Part Deux⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Your wife didn’t have enough meat on her bones, bring in your eldest child on Monday.”

  -Corporate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Depression: Part Deux⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “You can have the funeral in the alley behind the restaurant during your lunch break. Throw your wife in the dumpster after you’re done.”

  -Your manager

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i enjoy high fructose corn syrup too⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, you did not disappoint.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i enjoy high fructose corn syrup too⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does he also document the fuckable plants? I’m asking for a friend

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TRUMP⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All of it is about control, it has nothing to do with logic. If you understand this, fighting these idiots becomes much easier. You’re not dealing with reasonable adults, you’re dealing with a bunch of giant upset babies that don’t want to get sent to their room.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do we do when all the crts are gone?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We must sacrifice them to the elder Gods in exchange for more crt’s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sticker⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m over at the next train stop selling underpants and fur suits. Use the code #trainpissorgy to for a 30 percent discount.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell, not even that. You could become a world class boxer or UFC fighter. You can basically slip any punch or attack instantly and you can teleport your fists into the sweet spot to score a knockout. You would be an amazing baseball player as well, you can teleport to perfectly hit any ball at just the right angle. As a quarterback you would be insane too, you can readjust to any play instantly. In fencing you’d basically be unstoppable, you can dodge everything. For any sport or physical activity being able to teleport 7 inches is insanely overpowered. The person who came up with this doesn’t play any sports.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨makes more sense than this shit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, I know this reference!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Instagram Caught Hiding Posts That Say "Immigrants Make the Country Great"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Alright, the only way we can defeat religion is with cookouts and community events

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They even got their own island⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Show me where I’m wrong

  You seem troubled. If you’re ever in Amsterdam, let me know and I’ll buy you a beer and you can tell me about what’s bothering you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True Story⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d only care if she was played by Pedro Pascal.