musubibreakfast
@musubibreakfast@lemmy.world
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 1 week ago:
I appreciate you not wearing shoes but please put on the house slippers. Also please switch from house slippers to toilet slippers, and switch to the garden slippers when you go into the garden. Please make sure to not mix up the slippers, it will upset my family.
- Comment on Work smarter, not harder 1 week ago:
“Toys R Us invested heavily in both time and inter-dimensional travel. As a result I’ve lived a thousand lives in service of the giraffe.”
- Comment on France will replace Microsoft Teams, Google Meet, Zoom, Webex and others with its own sovereign video conferencing application "Visio" for public officials 2 weeks ago:
It’s uncouth and unfashionable, the French prefer to get information by sticking their head out of the window whilst wildly waving a baguette and yelling: “Quoi de neuf ?”
- Comment on ex-kakapo 3 weeks ago:
Replace hard rock with dakimakura for added accuracy.
- Comment on ex-kakapo 3 weeks ago:
Let’s replace “shouting” with “shouting over discord” and turn “female” into “femboy” to make it even more accurate.
- Comment on It's easy 4 weeks ago:
I was the fastest sperm and came from the best testicle, I should be rewarded accordingly.
- Comment on dating 4 weeks ago:
If I learned anything from the internet she’s basically your wife now. Start collecting pieces of string and straw because you’re gonna be building a nest soon!
- Comment on Dell says the quiet part out loud: Consumers don't actually care about AI PCs — "AI probably confuses them more than it helps them" 5 weeks ago:
I’m readying for some new bullshit. I just hope it’s not tech related
- Comment on Microsoft Office has been renamed to “Microsoft 365 Copilot app” 5 weeks ago:
I want this AI bubble to burst so bad, let all this bullshit go back up in flames. I want to go back to 2017 when videocards and ram were reasonably priced 🥲
- Comment on I love science 1 month ago:
Mammary studies are a very advanced field. There are so many cup sizes and don’t get me started on how they relate to other measurements. And then there’s nipples, how do they even work?
- Comment on It sure is, babe! 1 month ago:
In some cultures a graded copy of Duke Nukem is used instead of a wedding ring
- Comment on You could throw a dart blindfolded in 1998 and hit a new legendary game every time. 2 months ago:
She started laughing and asked me to print it out and she then stuck it on the fridge.
- Comment on You could throw a dart blindfolded in 1998 and hit a new legendary game every time. 2 months ago:
Yes! 1998 really was an amazing year for gaming!
- Comment on You could throw a dart blindfolded in 1998 and hit a new legendary game every time. 2 months ago:
I had so much fun with that thing, one time I combined a picture of the family dog with my stepdad and showed it to my mom and proudly told her this is what it would look like if they had kids. Another time I tried to make an action film with my brother, but it was mostly just footage of him doing what he considered crazy stunts (jumping on the hotel bed).
- Comment on You could throw a dart blindfolded in 1998 and hit a new legendary game every time. 2 months ago:
Turns out I hit an artery, blood started gushing everywhere and you won’t believe what game got hit by his blood!
- Comment on You could throw a dart blindfolded in 1998 and hit a new legendary game every time. 2 months ago:
Here’s are some more spoilers for The Sorpranos, Tony plays Mario Kart in an episode, and he opens the fridge in another episode.
- Comment on Actual theft 2 months ago:
Obviously it’s your rugged orc-like features.
- Comment on Actual theft 2 months ago:
I’m Asian, my people are notorious for looking like plastic.
- Comment on Actual theft 2 months ago:
I’m sorry not everyone has your rugged orc-like features.
- Comment on FACTS 2 months ago:
There’s nothing more heterosexual than sex with another man. The vagina is too soft, feminine and accommodating. To raw-dog or be raw-dogged by another man takes strength, determination and perseverance. These are values that are exemplified in a healthy heterosexual relationship, therefore gay is straight and straight is gay.
- Comment on FACTS 2 months ago:
Because of the way chromosomes work, all men start out as women. So every relationship is a lesbian relationship and therefore gay.
- Comment on This is Jared Birchall. He is the right-hand man of Elon Musk. He also manages his wealth. Jared hates when people see his face. 2 months ago:
Maybe he’s considered evil in Canada but for American standards he just seems like a regular guy.
- Comment on I wonder 2 months ago:
They’re loud, only care about food, they can remember places they’ve gotten food and are obsessed with those places. Seagulls basically as intelligent as New Yorkers.
- Comment on Zork I, Zork II and Zork III are now officially open source 2 months ago:
So they’re now openzork!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Perfectly fine unless you’re dating Edward Scissor Hands.
- Comment on Dubba bubba 2 months ago:
There’s nothing more American than the love between a man and a horse. Trump is a true red blooded all-American cowboy who isn’t afraid to do and say what we’re all thinking!
- Comment on Become unrecognizable 2 months ago:
I remember this. There was a girl that basically ruined her jaw and teeth by drinking vinegar.
- Comment on Great Depression: Part Deux 3 months ago:
“Your wife didn’t have enough meat on her bones, bring in your eldest child on Monday.”
-Corporate
- Comment on Great Depression: Part Deux 3 months ago:
“You can have the funeral in the alley behind the restaurant during your lunch break. Throw your wife in the dumpster after you’re done.”
-Your manager
- Comment on i enjoy high fructose corn syrup too 4 months ago:
Wow, you did not disappoint.