musubibreakfast
@musubibreakfast@lemmy.world
- Comment on FACTS 1 day ago:
There’s nothing more heterosexual than sex with another man. The vagina is too soft, feminine and accommodating. To raw-dog or be raw-dogged by another man takes strength, determination and perseverance. These are values that are exemplified in a healthy heterosexual relationship, therefore gay is straight and straight is gay.
- Comment on FACTS 1 day ago:
Because of the way chromosomes work, all men start out as women. So every relationship is a lesbian relationship and therefore gay.
- Comment on This is Jared Birchall. He is the right-hand man of Elon Musk. He also manages his wealth. Jared hates when people see his face. 5 days ago:
Maybe he’s considered evil in Canada but for American standards he just seems like a regular guy.
- Comment on I wonder 1 week ago:
They’re loud, only care about food, they can remember places they’ve gotten food and are obsessed with those places. Seagulls basically as intelligent as New Yorkers.
- Comment on Zork I, Zork II and Zork III are now officially open source 1 week ago:
So they’re now openzork!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Perfectly fine unless you’re dating Edward Scissor Hands.
- Comment on Dubba bubba 1 week ago:
There’s nothing more American than the love between a man and a horse. Trump is a true red blooded all-American cowboy who isn’t afraid to do and say what we’re all thinking!
- Comment on Become unrecognizable 2 weeks ago:
I remember this. There was a girl that basically ruined her jaw and teeth by drinking vinegar.
- Comment on Great Depression: Part Deux 4 weeks ago:
“Your wife didn’t have enough meat on her bones, bring in your eldest child on Monday.”
-Corporate
- Comment on Great Depression: Part Deux 4 weeks ago:
“You can have the funeral in the alley behind the restaurant during your lunch break. Throw your wife in the dumpster after you’re done.”
-Your manager
- Comment on i enjoy high fructose corn syrup too 1 month ago:
Wow, you did not disappoint.
- Comment on i enjoy high fructose corn syrup too 1 month ago:
Does he also document the fuckable plants? I’m asking for a friend
- Comment on TRUMP 1 month ago:
All of it is about control, it has nothing to do with logic. If you understand this, fighting these idiots becomes much easier. You’re not dealing with reasonable adults, you’re dealing with a bunch of giant upset babies that don’t want to get sent to their room.
- Comment on What do we do when all the crts are gone? 1 month ago:
We must sacrifice them to the elder Gods in exchange for more crt’s.
- Comment on sticker 2 months ago:
I’m over at the next train stop selling underpants and fur suits. Use the code #trainpissorgy to for a 30 percent discount.
- Comment on No brainer 2 months ago:
Hell, not even that. You could become a world class boxer or UFC fighter. You can basically slip any punch or attack instantly and you can teleport your fists into the sweet spot to score a knockout. You would be an amazing baseball player as well, you can teleport to perfectly hit any ball at just the right angle. As a quarterback you would be insane too, you can readjust to any play instantly. In fencing you’d basically be unstoppable, you can dodge everything. For any sport or physical activity being able to teleport 7 inches is insanely overpowered. The person who came up with this doesn’t play any sports.
- Comment on makes more sense than this shit 2 months ago:
Hey, I know this reference!
- Comment on Instagram Caught Hiding Posts That Say "Immigrants Make the Country Great" 2 months ago:
Alright, the only way we can defeat religion is with cookouts and community events
- Comment on They even got their own island 4 months ago:
Show me where I’m wrong
You seem troubled. If you’re ever in Amsterdam, let me know and I’ll buy you a beer and you can tell me about what’s bothering you.
- Comment on True Story 4 months ago:
I’d only care if she was played by Pedro Pascal.