Ensign_Crab
@Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
- Comment on The world is falling apart! Send us your money! 4 days ago:
The grossest thing is that’s pretty much all they did.
- Comment on Valve CEO Gabe Newell’s Neuralink competitor is expecting its first brain chip this year 6 days ago:
HL3 is going to be launched with Valve’s brain chip.
The headcrabs feel like headcrabs!
- Comment on Valve CEO Gabe Newell’s Neuralink competitor is expecting its first brain chip this year 1 week ago:
“Now, if you’re part of Control Group Kepler-Seven, we implanted a tiny microchip about the size of a postcard into your skull. Most likely you’ve forgotten it’s even there, but if it starts vibrating and beeping during this next test, let us know, because that means it’s about to hit five hundred degrees, so we’re gonna need to go ahead and get that out of you pretty fast.” - Cave Johnson
- Comment on Catchiest video game song? 1 week ago:
There are better pieces of music in this thread, but this one is the strongest earworm.
- Comment on Tesla Reportedly Has $800 Million Worth of Cybertrucks That Nobody Wants 2 weeks ago:
Elon underestimated how willing people were to buy a truck from a nazi.
- Comment on ‘The Worst Internet-Research Ethics Violation I Have Ever Seen’ | The most persuasive “people” on a popular subreddit turned out to be a front for a secret AI experiment. 4 weeks ago:
Imagine what the people doing this professionally do, since they know they won’t face the scrutiny of publication.
- Comment on In the most delicious irony imaginable, the notorious early 2000s 'You wouldn't steal a car' anti-piracy campaign may have used an 'illegal' font 5 weeks ago:
pixel for pixel
I don’t think it was a bitmap font.
- Comment on Satire, I think 5 weeks ago:
Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids
…kids that climb on rocks.
- Comment on Sony Music Among Parties Pushing To Cut Off Internet for Pirating Customers — Supreme Court Asked To Intervene 5 weeks ago:
I’m so glad the internet hasn’t forgiven them for that.
I’m a bit sad that not everyone remembers when they made up a movie critic so they would have good quotes to put on ads for Sony Pictures movies.
- Comment on For me, it's going to be Fediverse or nothing 1 month ago:
So many countries are worse than mine.
And so many more would be, but your country contains you.
I only talk about china because most people on this platform view China as the shining hope. That can do no wrong.
I found that telling you my positions on anything just gives you something to troll with, but it turns out that my positions don’t matter to you since you’re just trolling. Like so:
If you dislike china, then I’ll start talking good about china 🤣
This really just is a game to me isn’t it
Well, that’s because you’re a troll.
- Comment on For me, it's going to be Fediverse or nothing 1 month ago:
I get that you want to talk about anything but how your country committed atrocities and how your positions represent a continuation of same, but no.
I am not going to indulge your whataboutism. harris didn’t support the genocide in gaza hard enough for your liking. You’ve spent this entire thread saying she wasn’t far enough to the right for you and I sincerely wonder if trump is far enough to the right for you either.
Now try desperately to steer the conversation to a country you think is worse than yours. Well, congratulations on being second worst to China. You must be so fucking proud. If they were a majority white country, you would support 100% of their atrocities and clamor for more.
- Comment on For me, it's going to be Fediverse or nothing 1 month ago:
Whataboutism. The Gaza genocide wasn’t enough for you.
- Comment on For me, it's going to be Fediverse or nothing 1 month ago:
I know. Your country has a proud history of being happy with atrocities elsewhere as long as you’re comfortable.
You typify it. Go away troll.
- Comment on For me, it's going to be Fediverse or nothing 1 month ago:
Then it would be smart of her to go more right wing, right?
How far to the right did you want her to go? How many more genocides would it take? Maybe you would prefer if she campaigned on lopping off children’s hands for not producing enough rubber?
Go away, troll.
- Comment on For me, it's going to be Fediverse or nothing 1 month ago:
I voted harris. No liberal was running. Just conservatives.
Go away, troll.
- Comment on For me, it's going to be Fediverse or nothing 1 month ago:
But only when someone says “fuck nazis”
- Comment on I can't believe it let me do that 1 month ago:
Yes, but you have also angered Roko’s Baselisk.
- Comment on For me, it's going to be Fediverse or nothing 1 month ago:
Go away, troll.
- Comment on For me, it's going to be Fediverse or nothing 1 month ago:
Go away, troll.
- Comment on For me, it's going to be Fediverse or nothing 1 month ago:
It’s not my responsibility to entertain you, troll.
- Comment on For me, it's going to be Fediverse or nothing 1 month ago:
You would have preferred harris run even further to the right?
Or are you trolling here too?
- Comment on For me, it's going to be Fediverse or nothing 1 month ago:
It’s easy to be condescending when I am better (if you take this serious, you make my day)
Admitting to trolling. Goodbye.
- Comment on For me, it's going to be Fediverse or nothing 1 month ago:
Yes, the only reason we got trump is because democrats didn’t capitulate enough.
- Comment on For me, it's going to be Fediverse or nothing 1 month ago:
It’s never good enough for you, is it
Contentment got us trump both times. It’s good enough for you, I’m certain.
- Comment on For me, it's going to be Fediverse or nothing 1 month ago:
And what did you see, exactly? I’m a staunch supporter of transparency. It’s literally my job.
I’m an astronaut, doctor, lawyer and actor. But what I really want to do is direct. I can lie about my job too.
I haven’t been hiding anything, just tell me which part of the massive amount of information I give available to you has led you to believe I’m further right wing than Elon musk.
The very first sentence:
Lemmy is just left wing politics in an echo chamber
To a rightwinger, I suppose it might look that way.
I’m giving you an opportunity to become better.
Become less condescending.
- Comment on For me, it's going to be Fediverse or nothing 1 month ago:
Then they are welcome, easy to integrate them.
At least the ones that can make it out in time. And it’s neat how blase you are about it.
- Comment on For me, it's going to be Fediverse or nothing 1 month ago:
I still don’t know why you think I’m further right wing than Elon musk lol
Because you’ve done a poor job of hiding it.
- Comment on For me, it's going to be Fediverse or nothing 1 month ago:
In Europe we have lots of refugees that are LGBTQ because they’d be suffering great consequences in their home country. Those people aren’t from the US.
Yet.
- Comment on For me, it's going to be Fediverse or nothing 1 month ago:
But you gave little to no content.
That doesn’t stop you about nonsensically yammering about IS.
- Comment on For me, it's going to be Fediverse or nothing 1 month ago:
Why do you keep trying to pivot to talking about IS?