Ensign_Crab

@Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Your body, my choice:" Hate and harassment towards women spreads online⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude. I think circumcision is barbaric too, but there’s a fucking time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Great Migration to Bluesky Gives Me Hope for the Future of the Internet⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh. Good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Great Migration to Bluesky Gives Me Hope for the Future of the Internet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Bluesky is run by the founder of twitter, which took far too long to ban Trump the first time round. I don’t know why so many people are giving him another chance to do the same shit again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My little buddy (pack of 12)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Start leaving them on jeeps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft fires employees who organized vigil for Palestinians killed in Gaza⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s neat when centrists say the only part out loud.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Three Mile Island owner seeks $1.6 billion federal loan to restart nuclear plant for Microsoft AI facility⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ages ago, I read a book called N.U.K.E.E.

  This seems hauntingly familiar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have the weirdest aesthetic preferences⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It needs a frame, yeah.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poggers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  She who dies with the most bones, wins.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Donors⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you think the donation will somehow make the University of Chicago more conservative?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Paralyzed Jockey Loses Ability to Walk After Manufacturer Refuses to Fix Battery For His $100,000 Exoskeleton⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Corporations are a fucking curse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the Olympics and presidential elections only happen once every 4 years, why the hell are we not doing them on February 29th????⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The olympics don’t take only one day, the paralympics are also a thing, as are the winter olympics. The olympics that happen on leap years are the summer olympics and February isn’t in summer.

  Early voting takes longer than a day.

  And February 29 doesn’t happen on years ending in 00 unless the year ends in 000.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Humans should lay eggs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Return to monotreme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come LED Light Bulbs only last for about 2-3 Years?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve had brand new ones that were duds before.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Platypuses⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And guess what color they fluoresce.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stop⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  alot

  Do notional creatures count?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it me or is everyone in hexbear insane?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Apologists for authoritarian regimes that have either historically been communist or paint themselves as such currently.

  Or to hear most of world describe them, anyone to the left of Joe Manchin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Russia is Influencing US Citizens on Social Media. Russian Intelligence Document "Guerrilla Media Campaign in the US" [Translated] Page 5⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is there any evidence to substantiate this claim, or are we doing the “Everyone on the instance I don’t like is a Russian bot, because they disagree with me” line of reasoning?

  It’s option B in all cases.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Minor Mystery: Can anyone identify where this image of DeForest Kelley pulling a rabbit out of a hat comes from?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, the rabbit’s too small for Night of the Lepus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is Kamala Harris being held at such a higher standard than Trump this election?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Because some Democrats have standards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saudi man earns world record for 444 game consoles hooked to one TV⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can already hear the 60 cycle ground loop hum that he’ll never be able to track down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you skip Star Trek intros when streaming?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If it has opening narration, I don’t skip it.

  I’m a sucker for that sort of pageantry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grok do a good⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He wants to be Nehemiah Scudder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just wanted to take a moment to enjoy how clean the web can be⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  *without being successfully sued for more than we would make from seizure induced deaths.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Consumer, we have detected that you are above the poverty line. The 99¢ price printed on this Arizona tea can only applies to those below the poverty line. Your total comes to $3.67.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s cute that people think the dynamic pricing is charging the poor less,

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hermit Crab Housing Market⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s pretty sweet ngl.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitter⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And yet Elon’s mad that everyone still calls the platform he’s managed to actually make worse “twitter”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI models collapse when trained on recursively generated data⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  … AI inbreeding.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk claims he is training “the world’s most powerful AI by every metric”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hecs training Zuckerberg?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boop⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate, Atheists⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Biden dropped out 4 hours after Manchin told him to.