P1k1e

@P1k1e@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Hello, Can't hear you"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s “Caped Dumbass” to you buddy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TRUCKIN'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Human body’s just chalk full of gunk. Ok this one ain’t got the squeamish so if your easily grossed out quit readin here.

  One time the OR put out a memo stating that in order to save money we would start reprocessing (cleaning/disinfecting /sterilizing) colostomy bags. Now technically this is possible, as if you can scrub something clear of visible debris and biofilm the low level sterilization fluid “should” do its job. But I’ll tell yea, that’s not a task I’d wish on anyone. I spent 45 minutes cleaning the first (and only) one we got, gagging through my N95 till my boss came in and was like “DUDE THROW THAT SHIT AWAY WE AINT DOIN THAT!”. I thanked him, stripped my PPE off, scrubbed the metaphysical crap from my being and chain-smoked till I couldn’t smell anymore. I generated a phobia of human feces that day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TRUCKIN'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As a former sterile processing tech who had to clean the cholesterol out of reusable suction tubes…gross

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would this list look like for your generation?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  LIGMA!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitting in my post⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah…yea…mango habanero wings at Wingstop…I know your pain

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitting in my post⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, this may be too much to ask…self inflicted?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitting in my post⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My brother’s an alcoholic, doesn’t eat well, smoking is what keeps him regular. He came over once cuz he needed my help selling some stuff. I eat kale pretty consistently and was making it that night. The next day unprompted he texts me “HOLY SHIT ITS NEVER BEEN SO SMOOTH!” Fuggin hilarious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fund managers worry about Trump’s mental state amid tariff debacle⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ya think?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dont worry about your retirement plan...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  BUT IT COULD BE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ooo.ooo⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fugly fuck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genius⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know I’m. Ot supposed to use the R word as it’s derogatory but for fucks sake, it’s literally the only word that describes this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Meritocracy"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably just a nibble tho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bonus points for #2 being #2

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fetching bleach after this one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol gross

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Peace"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m guessing the /s implies sarcasm?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's taking some deep drags on that Marlboro as he considers what to do⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well I’d suggest he burn it, but that comes with other connotations…sooooooo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Funny this never made it into a James Taylor song⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish to die now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE Wants to Know If You’re Posting Negative Things About It Online⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck ICE

  (Downvote me for this guy)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rap Video rule⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks to the failure of Y2K we planned to move into the future big spotlights and chrome…but Facebook was more addictive