P1k1e

@P1k1e@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Larry Ellison Just Quietly Became the Most Powerful Man in America⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh man what if Instead i get like a cool skin for my social security card

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He is both a liar and a repeat offender⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “It’s the birds maaaaaaan! They’re like, controlling us with the fluoride in the water maaaaaaan!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what video game deserves to be in a museum?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If only, but I did find a way to play my old cd a while back. Can’t say it aged well. Game was actually quite wonky. Most of the “secret mechanics” are pretty hard to trigger

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what video game deserves to be in a museum?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Black and White

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fiber⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  After I posted it I reread it just to verify I didn’t mistype. But if I had, you can bet id just leave it that way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fiber⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sitting in my office at work, this shit had me giggling like an idiot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're completely serious⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Super crazy alien monsters from outer space!!!

  Dies after a Max of 4 years

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can only bring back one. Which do you choose?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I literally joined this thread to say what you said

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was all a lie, wasn't it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The unions fell apart

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just one more⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro it’s just to bad tho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes, this is what people did back then⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Damnit…yea

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Its the light inside you that matters ❤️⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Off topic but as immensely cute as that moth is. I would need to claw the eyes off of my inner lizard brain just to hold it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me after Komi can't communicate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly! Friggan Dragon Steak!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh no⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  honk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't think he's sorry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s doin the lords work…and by lord I mean Sylvanus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Been a good couple of years⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey thanks man, those two years flew!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean yea but the dystopia doesn’t feel that boring these days

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PLASTICMAXXING⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Cool, I want a racecar

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ke$he's Quantum Party⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you guys just make math cool?..I’m horrified

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Its that time of year again.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I actually do want this on a t shirt for my trans vuddy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta is now a defense contractor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I suppose we all should my friend

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta is now a defense contractor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Vodka keeps the peasants in line

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little miracles⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Always funny when Nazis think punk venues are a solid place for them to ah g

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Hello, Can't hear you"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s “Caped Dumbass” to you buddy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TRUCKIN'⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Human body’s just chalk full of gunk. Ok this one ain’t got the squeamish so if your easily grossed out quit readin here.

  One time the OR put out a memo stating that in order to save money we would start reprocessing (cleaning/disinfecting /sterilizing) colostomy bags. Now technically this is possible, as if you can scrub something clear of visible debris and biofilm the low level sterilization fluid “should” do its job. But I’ll tell yea, that’s not a task I’d wish on anyone. I spent 45 minutes cleaning the first (and only) one we got, gagging through my N95 till my boss came in and was like “DUDE THROW THAT SHIT AWAY WE AINT DOIN THAT!”. I thanked him, stripped my PPE off, scrubbed the metaphysical crap from my being and chain-smoked till I couldn’t smell anymore. I generated a phobia of human feces that day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TRUCKIN'⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As a former sterile processing tech who had to clean the cholesterol out of reusable suction tubes…gross

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would this list look like for your generation?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  LIGMA!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitting in my post⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah…yea…mango habanero wings at Wingstop…I know your pain

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitting in my post⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, this may be too much to ask…self inflicted?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitting in my post⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My brother’s an alcoholic, doesn’t eat well, smoking is what keeps him regular. He came over once cuz he needed my help selling some stuff. I eat kale pretty consistently and was making it that night. The next day unprompted he texts me “HOLY SHIT ITS NEVER BEEN SO SMOOTH!” Fuggin hilarious