N0body
@N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on The 1900s 4 weeks ago:
Reading that just broke my hip.
- Comment on Tough Shit 5 weeks ago:
“AI,” what should I do about being constipated?
Painfully stretch your rectum to gaping in order to accommodate your constipation.
- Comment on OpenAI Execs Mass Quit as Company Removes Control From Non-Profit Board and Hands It to Sam Altman 1 month ago:
There’s an alternate timeline where the non-profit side of the company won, Altman the Conman was booted and exposed, and OpenAI kept developing machine learning in a way that actually benefits actual use cases.
Cancer screenings approved by a doctor could be accurate enough to save so many lives and so much suffering through early detection.
Instead, Altman turned a promising technology into a meme stock with a product released too early to ever fix properly.
- Comment on Would it be weird if I took something my neighbor put out for trash? 1 month ago:
Why is that weird? I put things out hoping someone will grab it, so i don’t have to risk the city not taking it.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
That phenomenon isn’t exclusive to AI. A societal structure where a minuscule number of people amass all wealth and see themselves as gods is an inherently evil system.
Everything they do and everything they create is a means to increase their wealth and power at the expense of everyone else. At the expense of the planet itself. Regulators, courts, the government, and every other institution become captured vehicles that exist to increase their wealth and power. The people are made poorer and poorer while being distracted by bread and circuses.
The only war is class war.
- Comment on Caption this. 2 months ago:
“Rearranging the bones took all weekend, but it was worth it to see the looks on all your faces. By the way, I quit.”
- Comment on To kill mammoths in the Ice Age, people used planted pikes, not throwing spears, researchers say 2 months ago:
Sheer balls of steel letting that massive beast charge right at you while holding a spear and bracing for impact.
- Comment on Oops! 2 months ago:
The flavor of British food and the beauty of British women made British men the finest sailors in the world.
- Comment on BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS) 2 months ago:
“We’re pivoting from serving peasants to fleecing rich dumbasses that subscribe and pay monthly fees for features built into the car.”
And they’ll make money doing it. Because there will never be a shortage of people with more money than sense.
- Comment on Donald Trump has fully embraced sharing AI generated images of Kamala Harris. 2 months ago:
The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to meme on everyone else, and nobody was going to meme on them…. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind.
- Comment on Epic judge says he’ll ‘tear the barriers down’ on Google’s app store monopoly 2 months ago:
- Comment on Chat is this real 2 months ago:
The dark arts of the mouse are a pathway to legal techniques some consider to be… unnatural.
- Comment on In world first, Russian chess player poisons rival’s board with mercury 3 months ago:
Reverse onion. I read the title, dismissed it as a joke, then saw it was a legit news community.
I puked the onion.
- Comment on Jack Karlson, who shot to fame after ‘succulent Chinese meal’ arrest, dies aged 82 3 months ago:
RIP Legend. Gone but not forgotten.
- Comment on He really wants to kill that platform lol 3 months ago:
I love that I don’t care about Reddit news anymore. “Spez made a new sub you have to such his dick to join.” Don’t care. Haven’t in a long time.
- Comment on Caption this. 3 months ago:
The human body is composed of meat wrapped in a protective coating, and therefore is a hot dog.
- Comment on My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch. 3 months ago:
LBJ: Let’s spread a rumor that he’s a pigfucker.
Aide: But he never fucked a pig…
LBJ: I know. I just want to hear him deny it.
