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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a selection!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You cannot handle my potions, traveler. They are too strong for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We can only assume they’re talking about my little pony.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that! PCs refuse to shut down after Microsoft patch⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🔨

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MFW I wake up to find Lemmy feeds full of USA stuff⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s too bad only 2 places on earth are inhabited

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Malnutrition deaths are soaring in the US – especially among seniors⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Killing is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caw caw⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The expectation of shoes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Neat Wheat⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I love revolutions

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are we truely prisoners of our upbringing?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. We are not trapped; we are only the hero trying to escape Dracula’s castle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Careful, he's a hero⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Upstanding New York Man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey Grok⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI Vending Machine Was Tricked into Giving Away Everything⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Off to convince Mr. House’s slutty protectron to fuck me-

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨surely your hobby can't be that expensive⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Get into videogames, then you can do both

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK to “encourage” Apple and Google to put nudity-blocking systems on phones⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Literally. Why should a corporation control when you wank?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've always thought THIS was unfair⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oversaturation never stopped anyone before. Maybe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Woah, be careful posting your location online. You never know who is lurking…

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's really ugly but it's a sign of a healthy environment for soil microbes.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Beauty is subjective 😳🥵😩😮‍💨

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alright you fucking degenerates. It's time to get your edumacation on about corn smut.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought we were gonna see real corn sex. Ugh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨corn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally: flared base corn! Doctors will applaud you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's free psst⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  5lbs… How much is that in bananas?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bread mold⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe an experienced stabber could stab them in thirds?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bread mold⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why not stab the poisons then?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ChatGPT is down worldwide, conversations disappeared for users⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thousands left without their mental crutches!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The President of the United States of America⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  45-47 (years past best by date)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It would be so funny if China colonizes Mars, then the Martian Colonists declare independence, and Mars become a new bastion of Freedom and Prosperity.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But there is not much on Mars. With the new world, there were tons of resources to steal and make wealth off of.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Japan Unveils Human Washing Machine, Now You Can Get Washed Like Laundry⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And possibly even depressed people, too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The struggle is real⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  People will probably know you poop even when not buying paper

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What did I forget?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why not put it in the JP flag?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What did I forget?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is how you find out you’re cool 😎

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mmm... tastes like chimkin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty much the only prey they outspeed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No one else in the world matters but me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s illegal to speed in my country