FUCKING_CUNO
@FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Sony AI patent will see PlayStation games play themselves when players are stuck 6 days ago:
Just make a fuckin movie!
- Comment on What is with these videos where it's just someone reaction to shit someone else is doing? 1 week ago:
Sounds like even by “reaction video” standards you’re not seeing very good ones, lol
- Comment on What is with these videos where it's just someone reaction to shit someone else is doing? 1 week ago:
Laughing is a social thing that people don’t normally do by themselves (unless it’s really funny), so I’'m guessing that having a human face on screen to “enjoy the content with” ups the level of engagement. Similar to laugh tracks in shitty sitcoms.
- Comment on Can pets tell who's petting them without looking? 1 week ago:
Yes
Source: am dog
- Comment on It's easier to rhyme in Mandarin than in English 2 weeks ago:
In a language where the inflection changes the word, how does something like sarcasm work? Is it conveyed in a totally different manner? Is there more reliance on other nonverbal cues?
- Comment on Dicklocockus... Erm… I mean, Diplocaulus. 2 weeks ago:
Its a new thing the Smithsonian is trying where they put the species’ most common search terms next to the display.
- Comment on I’m somewhat of a bad dude myself 🐟 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Whats the best use for 75 dollars? 2 weeks ago:
Buy as many stick on googly eyes as you can and put them on everything you see
- Comment on If you had too, how would go about running a Instagram account? 3 weeks ago:
Can you manage an Instagram account via browser or must it be done via app?
- Comment on What is this colour? 4 weeks ago:
Mustard IN the dark
- Comment on If it were possible to travel back in time and manipulate events, we could take a book back in time and publish it before the author historicallt does... as a prank... 1 month ago:
Reminds me of one of my favorite time travel movies, The History of Time Travel
- Comment on Bad people and bullies usually have justified reasons for why they are doing bad things, so instead of blaming them, maybe sympathize with them. 2 months ago:
Seek help
- Comment on Is re-visiting a place of trauma a good idea? Have anyone done it? 2 months ago:
I was just fuckin around, dont try that, lol
- Comment on Is re-visiting a place of trauma a good idea? Have anyone done it? 2 months ago:
Be sure to eat a fistful of shrooms first
- Comment on Would dinosaur meat taste more like frog or chicken? 2 months ago:
With the texture of fish
- Comment on Would dinosaur meat taste more like frog or chicken? 2 months ago:
So dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets are… Hm…
- Comment on Jeep pushed software update that bricked all 2024 Wrangler 4xe models 2 months ago:
And thats just the beginning:
- Comment on What possible evolutionary advantage is offered by my ears suddenly sprouting tons of hair? 3 months ago:
Because after the point of fertility, our genetic code is a trashbin of terrible genes. Your genetic code is the product of millennia of selective pressure for breeding, and once that period has passed, we are left with a number of genetic disorders that, as irrelevant as they are to reproduction, become more pronounced.
- Comment on What flavor are marshmallows? 3 months ago:
It’s Marsh Mallow flavored, though probably artificially:
- Comment on Mmmm... Yeah. It checks out. 3 months ago:
Did I miss the explanation of why this person thinks such a fuckin stupid thing?
- Comment on 2025 Ig Physics Nobel Prize goes to perfect pasta sauce 3 months ago:
The person who wrote the title for this clearly doesn’t get the joke. “Ig Nobel” is the entire point! “Ig Physics Nobel Prize” makes no sense!
- Comment on We keep the entomologists in the basement. 3 months ago:
And studies have shown that they retain memories between the two stages!
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
The even more fucked part is that everyone’s lag is different, and there is no universal “now”. Check this out if you want to lay awake for a few nights:
- Comment on Stop children using VPNs to watch porn, ministers told 4 months ago:
Dame Rachel told BBC Newsnight: “Of course, we need age verification on VPNs - it’s absolutely a loophole that needs closing and that’s one of my major recommendations.”
If this bitch had any idea what VPN even stood for they’d realize how fuckin stupid this statement is…
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
Mine pretty much only gets raised when I need to tuck my office chair under it (basically never)
- Comment on Getting 'laid off' probably sounds pretty sexy to someone who doesn't know what it actually means 5 months ago:
Sounds about as good as waterboarding in Guantanamo bay
- Comment on 3D Printing Patterns Might Make Ghost Guns More Traceable Than We Thought 5 months ago:
I’m sure they’ll have the “science” ready in time for Luigi’s trial
- Comment on X CEO Linda Yaccarino is now ex-CEO 5 months ago:
So there’s two "X"s, only one more before things get really interesting…
- Comment on Proton joins suit against Apple for predatory practices that harm developers and consumers 6 months ago:
Nice, they intend to donate any financial gains from the lawsuit (assuming they win, and after covering their own court fees, I’m sure).
- Comment on OpenAI wins $200m contract with US military for ‘warfighting’ 6 months ago:
The startup claims that all use of AI for the military will be consistent with OpenAI usage guidelines, which are determined by OpenAI itself.
Translation: “I do what I want”
