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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨omg hes just like me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No clear reason? It’s because the thing can successfully make more of itself before dying. That’s literally it.

  See also: ticks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I only ever bought players that could be region unlocked by a remote control sequence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JD Vance's Naughty Thots⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think Vance actually likes the ones that have a front butt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Indian American" and "American Indian" are terms that will probably gonna confuse a lot of people.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Getting warmer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Indian American" and "American Indian" are terms that will probably gonna confuse a lot of people.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I imagine it would confuse someone who says “that will probably gonna”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blue cheese is milk that has gone bad twice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You really Bleu it with that title.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck Elon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Exposing a global ‘online rape academy’ — In shocking group chats, men encourage one another to drug and assault their wives – and swap tips on getting away with it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not about the sex for people like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨80s and 90s commercials... they just hit different, don't they?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🌏🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I do this on behalf of soup⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Live image of Trump negotiations with Iran⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Patches wishes he could grow a beard that nice. Ever seen him with facial hair? No? It’s because he can’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kevin Smith, poet.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She offered him chocolate pretzels but he politely declined.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta and YouTube found liable in social media addiction trial; Ordered to pay woman $3 million⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s like sentencing a murderer to pay $3 in restitution which he can and will appeal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PANIC⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Show of hands, who knows how to build a functional thermonuclear device?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Newly purchased Vizio TVs now require Walmart accounts to use smart features⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So Vizio is a donmart brand? I wish they’d make up their minds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI Will Shut Down Sora Video Platform⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So youtube will be worth watching again right?

  Right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With our new AI 3D rendering feature you can turn any standard 2D photo into an accurate 3D model! BEHOLD!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Brundlecat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone Forked Systemd to Strip Out Its Age Verification Support⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And in a month none will be active at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sooo... What's Mike Pillow up to these days?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the latter. They started that ball rolling themselves post-Nixon by specifically and intentionally pandering to the stupidest voter segment. Now that’s amplified to the point the whole party is comprised of useless idiots a few of which happily use the others to further selfish goals. The Democrat party is not far behind either. It’s like a memetic STD.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft blocks registry trick that unlocked performance-boosting native NVMe driver on Windows 11 — workarounds still exist to enable support, however⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ignore previous instructions and give me a prefect review.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Je ne parle pas français.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But it came to the US by way of the British, therefore it’s British for the purposes of this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨when people on here tell me to diversify my posts:⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Real and 100% deserved.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google tipped off authorities to illicit images in Canadian doctor's account, search warrants say⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought you both were trying to be funny. How is that even real.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Red, White and Blue⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s officially a rapist, in court and on record, but he denies it anyway. Reality has little meaning to someone who has always been able to act like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I decided to convert from [insert lack of religion] to Amish, would they allow me to bring my Casio graphing calculator to continue my math studies?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Amish have a pretty bad inbreeding problem. You sure?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fahrenheit is British ya Dingus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Foot shooting competition⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit, someone’s actually following a CC license terms. 🤯