Abyssian

Historically when an army is coming to kill your family there wasn’t often an opt out clause for the women and children and elderly. Even if the army didn’t kill you, you were probably going to starve to death after it killed all the men and older boys.

Yeah, they’re pretty useless in combat so they carry things around and play music to make the constant threat of death more upbeat and chipper.

The very simplest of applied psychology.

“…nice.”

You could just… not go there? All the big companies are doing their best to make us all homeless and dead right now, so media piracy is pretty much a civic duty at this point. Loads of ways to get shows and movies besides youtube.

Boggle, boggle, pop-o-matic bubble.

That’s all I have to contribute.

“Fuck you. lol.” - Orcas

“You didn’t listen to the song lyrics. I said I’d show you the world.”

It’s because he has a small penis and being a big dick online helps him forget about it for a moment.

Don’t ask me how I know. :/

This template, with the punchline not being about jerking to a comatose girl in a hospital bed?