sundray
@sundray@lemmus.org
- Comment on Every time I open the news 18 hours ago:
“Death first!”
- Comment on my dad and my daddy are very similar but not the same 1 day ago:
Read that as “Nonsexual dominance is ISO 33333” and thought: “Damn, there’s an International Standard for everything, isn’t there?”
- Comment on I don’t like the way my skin feels on my body. 1 day ago:
Kick back and relax in your naked bones.
- Comment on Trending 1 day ago:
Someone should check on her to make sure she don’t drown.
- Comment on Good Match 1 day ago:
I’m small and weak, so the only thing I’d have going for me after the apocalypse is my nutritional content 🍖 .
Actually, that’s pretty much true in the present 🤷♂️ .
- Comment on She must be one of us 1 day ago:
If you date them one at a time you can cut the stench by 50%.
- Comment on Better do it anyway, though 🤔 2 days ago:
And don’t feed them after midnight.
- Comment on Xbox Co-founder Says Microsoft is Quietly Sunsetting the Platform 3 days ago:
It feels that way. Every ongoing product MS has feels decrepit and ready to collapse.
- Comment on Malaka, philosophy is the deadlift of the mind 4 days ago:
We think hard, we play hard.
- Comment on The size of Portugal compared to Spain 4 days ago:
The size of Portugal the Man compared to Spain:
- Comment on Don't forget to wash up! 4 days ago:
If this was in a c/funny or a c/microblog community it’d be a little scammy. But in this comm I actually think it’s too good to be a shitpost. What has become of the low-effort garbo we used to know and love?
- Comment on All this for a banana bread recipe 5 days ago:
You want people to just be able to look at peeled bananas whenever they feel like it?
- Comment on pluto's not a country anymore 5 days ago:
But what will become of Sailor Pluto?!
- Comment on "I pray they are cursed to never play the game again" Resident Evil 2 director Hideki Kamiya goes off on Resident Evil Requiem leakers 5 days ago:
Tide goes in. Tide goes out. Kamiya says wild shit on social media. 🤷
- Comment on for personal lore development 6 days ago:
Catch-22: attention is how you get pregnant in the first place.
- Comment on Beans 1 week ago:
is 9 pounds
was 9 pounds.
- Comment on I assure you, it's not good. 1 week ago:
Aye, it seems it will never leave us. Especially at 2 in the morning when you can’t sleep 🥺
- Comment on This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN. 1 week ago:
This time he has “proof” that thousands of Martians illegally voted in 2020.
- Comment on This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN. 1 week ago:
I was just thinking the same thing. Have we lost our curiosity?
- Comment on Believe it. 1 week ago:
- Comment on Get Rich or Die Tryin 1 week ago:
Many Men What Me
DeadIn Debt - Comment on I assure you, it's not good. 1 week ago:
For the sake of the planet, horniness must be destroyed.
- Comment on Fancycles 1 week ago:
Herbal Essence is in for the fight of its life.
- Comment on Innocent until proven guilty 1 week ago:
“I have represented hundreds of clients, and I have never been convicted!”
- Comment on Innocent until proven guilty 1 week ago:
“Just because you didn’t do it, doesn’t mean they won’t throw your ass in jail.”
- Comment on Innocent until proven guilty 1 week ago:
A lot of Americans are in such dismal financial straights that they can only dream of striking it rich via winning the lottery, or a big, juicy lawsuit.
- Comment on Every so often, it's important for our community to pause, heal, and reflect together on what's truly important and why we're all here. 1 week ago:
- Comment on Leaked Email Suggests Ring Plans to Expand ‘Search Party’ Surveillance Beyond Dogs 1 week ago:
Ring: Fuck it, we Flock now.
- Comment on Hand loaded and goated 1 week ago:
Double
barrelBubble - Comment on do it right now 1 week ago:
You mean all those other farts were LIES?!
