sundray

@sundray@lemmus.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slutty ceramic frog or something idk⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I always hope for a horsey⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  King (Planeswalker) - 1 (colorless) - 1/1

  While in play it is functionally useless, but if it’s loyalty drops to 0 the game ends immediately and you lose.

  “Who invented this useless piece, what were they thinking?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's in the weather patterns⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Back again!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The joy of quitting a shit job with an asshole boss⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  No! My permanent record!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  … you guys get bus fare?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calm down⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  “We’re gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what’s Fonzie like?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calm down⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  … don’t do it.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calm down⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  For some reason big guys LOVE telling little guys to calm down – even if they’re not really mad 😡 .

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calm down⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  “Pop off, motherfucker, I DARE you!”

  *POW*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tragic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Top Ten Manga Betrayals

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The solution to many problems⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks! ☺️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has happened too many times⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Steal your heart brain

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gives a mom a reason to live 5/5⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A reason to live, but a vehicle for death :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The solution to many problems⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Failure to Stop” drill.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The solution to many problems⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel bad for people who have never been addicted to anything, because they’re the real losers. You want to know why? Because they don’t know what it’s like to really want something - and then get it again and again and again. (Marc Maron)

  But seriously, the one thing I’m proud of in my life is that I was able to quit smoking. Hard, but so worth it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The solution to many problems⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Poor Nic (a teen):

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop this tomfoolery at once⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pixar mom vase.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't like to brag, but⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  😲

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kanye ass idea⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  18+ cousins from now on, Kanye.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitions⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Best weapon in Lies of P.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you actually audit open source projects you download?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I do not. But then again, I don’t audit the code of the closed source software I use either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHERE ARE MY PRECISION SCREWDRIVERS⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Phillips? JIS? Only way to find out is to ruin that screw!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every damn night⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The thread count also goes from infinite to approaching, but never reaching, zero.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot in the car today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  cha-cha-cha

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If it ain’t broke…⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  His fashion sense is what got him his place as a founding member of the Pussy Posse.

• He HATES Mondays!lemmus.org ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aggressive negotiations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dammit Sindee, you’re a loose cannon!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aggressive negotiations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have come close to leveling the same ultimatum, except it was to remove those goddamn chili-cheese Fritos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨His name is Carcin and he loves toes 🤗⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  🦀 “Gimme them tootsies!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Exposure might cause suffocation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The LD~50~ for pure H~2~O seems to be >90,000 mg/kg. (According to rat studies, so take it with a grain of salt.)