sundray

@sundray@lemmus.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you finally realize that YOU are the problem and not everyone else⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  “… and also, thank you for not cutting my breaks no matter how much I deserved it.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution at its finest!⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  And if they don’t see you at all, well then they’ve learned a valuable lesson about being aware of their surroundings.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution at its finest!⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Gary Numan - “I Die You Die”

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you date someone that uses a hammer?⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In these deeply divided times, it's good to see someone trying to spread unity and tolerance.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s important that Americans come together…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A new dildo? In this economy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pure contentment⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  At the very least many of the homosexual ones did.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't you hate it when you delve too greedily and too deep, and the toilet paper tears?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dont you hate it

  I mean, I don’t love it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Personally, I never travel anywhere without it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, that one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Personally, I never travel anywhere without it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Does anyone else think the “Greatest Generation” had an unhealthy relationship with alcohol?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Energy drinks⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a little potion we like to call, “Enemies Explode.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Energy drinks⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Reduce it down to a syrup on the other hand…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta - There's Levels To This Shit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They convinced a lot of people to carry smartphones, which are the most perfect spying gadget there ever was. They just need to do the same thing with smart toilets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dubba bubba⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly. I mean, I do believe he’d take a shot to the mouth, but I don’t believe he’d work for it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dubba bubba⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I genuinely hope you’re right! But I’ve had my heart broken too many times already 💔 .

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bye fellas, see you tomorrow.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s new, pussycat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Love’s a two-way dream⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Manu manu

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dubba bubba⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  LOL, as if. You’ll be pleased to hear I’m still broke as hell.

  As much as I’d love to believe the horse/Clinton assumption is true, I just can’t convince myself that Trump has ever given oral to anybody.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dubba bubba⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The whole thing is probably a joke about how if Trump went to prison (they were talking about the movie “Get Hard”) he’d end up blowing “Bubba” (which was a common joke name for a big scary convict who rapes other convicts) and Putin would end up with photos of such an occurrence (because Putin’s Russia collects blackmail material). But I’m happy to see MAGA freak out over the Bill Clinton thing! 😆

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Portable KVM for console access⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You might want a “lapdock”; basically a keyboard, monitor, and trackpad in a laptop form factor: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lapdock

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just seen the latest American Opinion polls.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You think they’re freaking out now, imagine if it turned out it was Obama getting the BJ.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just seen the latest American Opinion polls.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s disgusting to contemplate, but between Dershowitz and Megyn Kelly’s recent comments, I’m starting to think that MAGAs don’t really think of anyone over the age of 14 as “children.” 😡

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Grind Doesn't Stop⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  White horse? White people?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jesse wtf are you talking about⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Please, “Mr. Gay” is my father.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'TISM ALERT!!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well now I want them released more than ever!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam Machine is huge for indie development⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope we see more 2D pixel art bullet hell Vampire Survivor auto-shooter roguelike cozy games with anime cover art.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can do anything at Zombocom⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Somehow that VGA port became a cenobite.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Russia’s first AI-powered humanoid robot AIDOL collapses during its onstage debut⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They just told the robot it got drafted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's important!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I once said “bonjour” to a friend of mine, and a nearby French woman gave me a thumbs-up, and that has sustained my pride in the years since.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They were well informed.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And just when you think she’s done wrecking the place, here comes Serious Sam.