sundray

@sundray@lemmus.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Ew, we know that hand’s been 🤮

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Veganuary⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Red beans and rice is a good dish that will give you vital protein.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that Dark Chocolate is healthier than White Chocolate⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Careful. Consumer Reports found lead and cadmium in popular brands of dark chocolate: consumerreports.org/…/lead-and-cadmium-in-dark-ch…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An oopsie occured⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  “Would you like to call an UberAmbulance?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seen on a box for a "wieless" mouse⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The Seal of Unsubstantiated Claims

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 571 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  “Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand, Oh Wait There’s a Working One Right Next to It.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Porca miseria!⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s supposed to be a “kinky boot.” People always leave that first part out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are not the same⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Just on vertebrae of it, but yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are not the same⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Close, it’s my mother wearing a sweater in heaven.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are not the same⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  A tree, you say? Interesting… how about this one:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are not the same⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Mr. Pills assures me that you are very talented and sane.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grapefruit Redbull⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s gonna get the juice everywhere though!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Hey babe"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I was hoping this would be some one I knew, but it looks like she didn’t turnip.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck, can I have a do-over?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like you could use a comforter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got a new game last night⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  5 AM?!

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man posts his incorrect opinion online⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t wear shoes in my own home. If I’m visiting your home, I’ll follow your rules – but tell me before I head over so I know if I need to wear my good socks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨idk which would be worse tbh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “I named her Rei because I’m hoping she will be very, very tall.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't care if this is fake, I choose to believe it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pokemon were real!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  🫢

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Please, I love all my children.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FBI Couldn’t Get into WaPo Reporter’s iPhone Because It Had Lockdown Mode Enabled⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If they had any decency at all they should be arresting the president.

  But hell would need to freeze over first. 😡

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You are allowed flavor⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A hint of brown mustard?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shut the whole thing down⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The sheeet of power⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  a cyclone ice cream stick?

  Not hungry now, thank you 🤢

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Congrats! Here, I got this for you:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drug dealers hate this one weird trick!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That would explain some things, actually.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every night⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t stop, won’t stop!

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨:)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Rare creature, I am humbled by you 🫡

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sometimes being tight is not a good thing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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