sundray

@sundray@lemmus.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The confidence you get dealing with a licensed electrician⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s important to get licensed and bonded.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got ya⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “No, my one weakness!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wholesome⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Back at ya, little guy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mr. Pope⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xbox: "Price Increases Are Never Fun For Anybody"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Never fun for anybody

  Meanwhile, at Microsoft:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mr. Pope⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Acting with reason, tempered with compassion, will improve life for everybody.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mr. Pope⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t want to do this, but I’ve had enough; I’m calling the lads:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple has REMOVED the ICEBlock app from the App Store due to “objectionable content.”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  objectionable content

  Sheer fucking cowardice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has this ever happened to you?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Can I bring a friend?”

  “Um, I’d rather they stayed home. And well, I didn’t want to say anything earlier, but I kind of wanted to stay home, too. You have fun though!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pick your side⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Winners won on drugs! --Jeff Sessions

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FlatEarthers will work around it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  work around it

  Heathen!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taking Action!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A cobra meeting:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cast your spell on me⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Casts Animate Dead

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pick up that chapstick⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh thanks, can I borrow yours?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Canal loving guy here⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Canal of us learn to channel this affection?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Goodwill Isn’t a Platform (thoughts on the Digg beta)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We should go on strikes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Works every time⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, it worked for this nerd!

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True staple of the format⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I might accept “just Google it” as a helpful answer back before when Google actually fucking worked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting and certainly worth a try⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Spare a horse, ride a bike on cobblestones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's official: EA is going private.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And now we wait for the potential “spiritual successor” 🤞 .

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's official: EA is going private.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You can bet they’ll pull away from LGBTQ+ representation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pet rent⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Monetize that baby!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lara Croft is a Sociopath⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Some protags have “selective empathy” that only kicks in when a character has more than a certain number of dialog lines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lara Croft is a Sociopath⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, you don’t get many kind and gentle shooter protagonists just dripping with empathy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Managing memes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  😘

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop your complaining. This guy refused to be a victim and learned how to use a gun with his feet.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Now get out there and rob somebody!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say it slowly⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Say it loud and there’s music playing
  Say it soft and it’s almost like praying

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say it slowly⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Prime directive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're sitting in traffic. You're angry. And then the guy in front makes you smile⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Do crimes, eat ass!