Corkyskog

@Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After police used Flock cameras to accuse a Denver woman of theft, she had to prove her own innocence⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but I am guessing you can’t safely dispense it from a super soaker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After police used Flock cameras to accuse a Denver woman of theft, she had to prove her own innocence⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  A very salty spray would be effective. The spray itself would obscure the lens until it is cleaned and cleaning it would be a pain in the ass to do without damaging the lens.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After police used Flock cameras to accuse a Denver woman of theft, she had to prove her own innocence⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  We are really fucked here. No accountability on their end, while foisting 200% accountability on ours.

  Is there some reason victims can’t just sue flock into oblivion?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here’s what ads on your $2,000 Samsung smart fridge will look like⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah they earn a commission, so it really incentivizes them to find products to promote that people actually want.

  The only ones I hate, are the ones where they pretend to be a regular video and then turns into an ad 3 minutes in.

  And this isn’t an endorsement of Tiktok, just the advertising model.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here’s what ads on your $2,000 Samsung smart fridge will look like⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I like TikTok ads. I am not a material person, so I am generally hard to shop for. But since TikTok came out, I am able to provide a list for people of cool gadgets and stuff that aren’t too expensive. Do I like any other ads? No…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slow ass apocalypse⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  hate to know what they think a speedrun would look like

  Isn’t that just Trump? Without him it would take decades to get where we are. He did like 5 years of acceleration in his first term and has done another 20 in only his first year of the second.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Because “God” works through us, imperfect tools, etc. The real question is why does anything we do matter if we are all just part of gods plan?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just up the production quality and they'll love it, Trust me bro 👍⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s on purpose at this point as a way to get engagement. The more comments, the more people likely to comment, more people likely to interact and upvote or whatever equivalent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Donald Trump got mad at the TV, so now stuff costs more⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but the techno fascists want to divide America into techno feudalism fiefdoms and this helps speed up that goal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm fine with being stupid⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I found this to help me imagine the shape:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thats all⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pizza bites

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Secondsies⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They arent rare either, Zofran the most common anti nausea med is meant for sublingual.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨plump pumkins⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Do we push the billionaires onto the pumpkin or do we all go on the pumpkin?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Requests for all:* page 2 timeout.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Seconded, using Jerboa

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some good things to purchase to add a new distraction to my life?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Then reloading equipment for all your center fire fun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nobody has ever lit a cigarette because of happiness. Smoking is a anxiety-coping mechanism.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nicotine exacerbates anxiety. It’s just an addiction, not a mental health coping method.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fact⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Its just the way she is standing, it makes her left knee appear lower than it is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Manic Stew⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooh, I would be on that horse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Manic Stew⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Anxious Cookie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucking math...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  0.75*4

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨arborholing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Radiolab Episode from Tree to Shining Tree (air date 7/30/2016) is a really fun episode about mushroom networks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do so many boomers and even some gen x believe so peristently that if you dressup and show up in person anywhere you will get whatever you went there for?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Or a clip board with some technical papers on it, in case you don’t want to lug a ladder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Squiggly Boie⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What do the colors represent?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly Bizarre⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Its coming from Tiktok. Bytedance had heavy word censorship and if one of your comments or videos was flagged as inappropriate and had one of those words your account would be automatically suspended for review.

  So a lot of normal westerm words got flagged. Kill. Dead. Any word related to sex. Hole. (Lol) basically every curse word.

  Then there are gray words like Pedophile where people think it changes the algorithm to show your videos less if they contain them, but no one has any proof from what I can tell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨World would be a better place⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t even hate the conversation that much, I just hate standing in my doorway for a half hour having the convo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨World would be a better place⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Did that for about 5 years, didn’t work. If anything they came even more often.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨World would be a better place⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh man this is really brilliant, I never imagined I could get free labor out of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ruby Central tries to make peace after 'hostile takeover'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey your keyboards still all fucked, how come you haven’t fixed it by now?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨World would be a better place⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I like when those religious nutjobs come by, I have so much fun with it. I aggressively offer them alcohol (like pour shots and crack beers and put it in front of them) which is usually a hoot with the religious types that go door to door. They usually come in twos, so it’s fun to create personal drama in your head about them and then just declare it openly to them. (I am surprised they let you work so closely with Matt, with you know… The temptations and all😉).

  I used to even have props for some gags… But for some reason I haven’t seen them in a year or more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla reintroduces 'Mad Max' Full Self-Driving mode that breaks speed limits⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They shouldn’t even be able to market it as self driving if they don’t insure the self driving mode itself.