JasonDJ
@JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
- Comment on Easy mistake to make 1 day ago:
Yeah I’m guessing he was passing quite well if it wasn’t obvious to op, unless ops head is completely up their own ass.
Probably quite likely that Mikes mood was the most noticable thing about him. He was probably glowing.
- Comment on Scientists Find 2 Existing Drugs Can Reverse Alzheimer's Brain Damage in Mice 1 day ago:
Douglas Adams was right. Humans are the third most intelligent species, behind mice and dolphins.
- Comment on The worst day to get Groundhog Day'd would be when you have an early flight in the morning 2 days ago:
Yeah but I don’t think it’s like, you’re stuck in spectator mode until the next day.
I’d imagine from his perspective, he died and immediately woke up the next day.
- Comment on You wanted the secret to getting rich? Here it is 3 days ago:
I think you forgot to buy the Washington Post, but otherwise a pretty solid plan.
- Comment on It all makes sense 3 days ago:
Back should be “Loyal Minions…”
Front should be “Their couch”.
- Comment on Dandelion cannon 6 days ago:
Oh man, my kids love to blow them and that stuff shoots everywhere.
- Comment on let's use PIN pad to complete transaction together 6 days ago:
^move ^your
#BANANAS
^to ^the ^bagging ^area
- Comment on SoyFACE 1 week ago:
It’s when carnists pretend to be vegan.
- Comment on Please tell me 1 week ago:
Between that and the “100% Grass” half-and-half next to it…I gotta check out the dairy case at my dispensary. Usually they just have ice cream.
- Comment on Mmmm suppositories. 1 week ago:
She always knew you’d find out.
- Comment on Gallium 1 week ago:
Ken Star has entered the chat
- Comment on Every time 1 week ago:
Grapes? Or assorted jellies? Possibly including grape?
- Comment on Every time 1 week ago:
The dog, or Mr. Worldwide?
- Comment on The good old days 1 week ago:
As a balding male homeowner who just turned 40…fuck.
- Comment on Trying to figure out what it means 1 week ago:
Cops hate this one trick
- Comment on LETS GOOOOOOO 1 week ago:
I didn’t realize that Making America Great Again meant bringing us back to pre- Columbian standards. The natives will be happy.
- Comment on The Price is Wrong, Bitch 2 weeks ago:
He was in a Corn Pops commercial in 99, too.
- Comment on My mouth suffers for the noms 2 weeks ago:
I’ll take salt and vinegar on my french fries. That’s glorious.
The ratio on chips is way off though. Too much vinegar, not enough salt.
- Comment on oops 2 weeks ago:
It’s that bullshit when they take a vertically oriented picture/video, stretch it and blur it to a 4:3 ratio, and center the content over it.
Imo a waste of bandwidth and computer power for people who can’t cope with the idea of vertical content on a horizontal screen, on a platform primarily accessed by phones anyway.
- Comment on "Quell your rage" must be lesson 1 in how to internet 2 weeks ago:
Hah you took the bait. Hypocrite.
- Comment on YSK: if you are visiting Puerto Rico from the mainland US, you can sign up to escort a rescue animal on your return flight to their adopter 2 weeks ago:
I’ve got a hound-mix that came from Louisiana (I think). His mom was a bloodhound, his dad was a deadbeat who hit it and quit it.
He’s shorthaired, tan, like 75lbs…and he loves to bask.
In the summer he’s got two modes, bask or zoomies. That’s it.
- Comment on Can reading assholes be considered science? 2 weeks ago:
Can’t you just read X instead?
- Comment on "Quell your rage" must be lesson 1 in how to internet 2 weeks ago:
NGL this is bullshit advice. Feeding trolls is like feeding seagulls…minimal cost/effort and hours of entertainment.
- Comment on Children never lie 2 weeks ago:
Screenshot of a social media post with title “Always check your child’s homework”.
Below the title is a picture of an elementary school worksheet…the type with an area to draw on top and a writing prompt with a few blank lines below. From top to bottom:
A drawing, seemingly made by a child, maybe 6-8 years old. Drawing is of a woman wearing a crown with a glass bottle in one hand and a microphone in the other.
Below that, the prompt: “To relax, my mom likes to”.
Below that, the child’s response: “drink tequela and sing”
Mistaken spelling of tequila was present on the page. Personally, I like to think that if this is real, the child asked their mom without context how to spell the word, and she drunkenly stammered out the letters you see here.
- Comment on Just.....why? 2 weeks ago:
Because you don’t want someone else using your toothbrush on your account. Do you?
- Comment on Welcome to petty lane 3 weeks ago:
This. Speed limit laws are bullshit and their selective enforcement is proof of it.
The dangerous drivers are the ones that are impeding the flow (i.e. going well below the speed limit when road/weather conditions don’t necessitate it; cruising in a passing lane, etc) or driving unpredictably/erratically (cutting people off, weaving, etc).
Not necessarily the speeders, though there can certainly be some overlap, particularly in the latter group.
But speeders are the ones that get ticketed over while those asshats just crash into schoolbusses.
- Comment on YSK that fracking is not safe. People living near fracking sites are more likely to develop serious diseases 3 weeks ago:
Gaslighting is old-hat man.
Nowadays it’s kitchen-faucet-lighting.
- Comment on Are our societal problems being caused because modern technology allows people to be old for longer? 3 weeks ago:
Really curious what ever came of the 4chan breach.
My pet conspiracy theory is that 4chan was used for psyops…manipulating teenagers/20-somethings, breeding the whole incel/mens rights shit, and using it as a megaphone for Trump…and the admins were in on it.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
As others have said, highly location dependent.
I switched from Xfinity to T-Mobile 4 years ago because tmobiles speed (raw speed) blew Xfinity out of the water…especially for upload. Latency and jitter suffered a bit but not enough to greatly effect voice calls. It didn’t help my online gaming skills, but likely would’ve if I were a higher-caliber gamer.
However Xfinity did some upgrades in my area and the roles have reversed so I’m back to Xfinity. Tmo is still absolutely usable, but Xfinity now offering 250mbps makes my mouth water.
- Comment on 😭😭😭 3 weeks ago:
Some sort of pigeon/chicken hybrid?
Chigeon? Picken?