JasonDJ
@JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
- Comment on transformations 12 minutes ago:
I tried to be like e. coli (mm)
But my flagellum’s got tired
- Comment on plump pumkins 16 hours ago:
Giving farms water for practically free while private citizens have to buy it in bottles from the store because the water is either laden with e.coli or just…not there by the time it gets to them.
3000lb pumpkins aren’t something to be proud of. They are trophies of gluttony.
- Comment on ANTI PEE PAINT 17 hours ago:
A lot of that had to do with domestic livestock living in densely populated areas.
Indigenous Americans didn’t have very many animals that lent themselves to domestication as easily as sheep and pigs and goats and chickens. Granted a lot of these animals were native to a bunch of different regions, but there was also commerce between those regions for a very long time.
- Comment on for future fireflies 17 hours ago:
So…should we take the woods to prevent forest fireflies?
- Comment on If I were a waiter, I would describe the days soup as "Very hot, and very wet" 1 day ago:
What is the soup du jour?
“It’s the soup of the day.”
Mmm, that sounds good. I’ll have that.
- Comment on egg time 1 day ago:
They wouldn’t independently evolve mammary glands, because only mammals have mammary glands, and they are not mammals, but mollusca.
I’d say that’s a bit of a chicken/egg situation, but I don’t think we need to bring in more classes.
- Comment on Helpful guide 2 days ago:
Oh man. This is where my mind goes whenever I’m getting stoned with my chickens.
- Comment on Moon talk 2 days ago:
The investors that run all the shops in Hyrule have determined that they can use the male loneliness epidemic to redirect mens anger towards women, and then towards other minorities, so that they don’t start getting angry at the capitalists.
- Comment on Moon talk 2 days ago:
He doesn’t have to be on the winning side as long as the capitalists (that own all the news media) can convince him that he is.
- Comment on Who haunts your home? 2 days ago:
Did Lemmy Science Memes give fossilworks.org the hug of death or was this posted somewhere big today too?
- Comment on egg time 2 days ago:
Do you secrete milk from mammary glands?
Bc that’s like legit the only requirement. We set the bar low. Not like those avians.
- Comment on Fear their power 2 days ago:
When you have that many sexes, I think everyone would just use they/them. Don’t want to assume incorrectly.
- Comment on celibate discussion 4 days ago:
Incels were a group of young men who were very easy to manipulate to further ingrain chauvinistic, pro-patriarchy norms. Objectifying women and treating sex like a birthright.
This was a stepping stone to swing them conservative and support Trump.
It’s pretty obvious now in retrospect. What ever happened with Cambridge Analytica, again?
- Comment on got this ad and uh 5 days ago:
Why don’t you have a seat right over there…
You said “Everyone that votes no is going to the gas chamber”, to which someone else responded “🔥”.
What did you mean by that?
- Comment on coping 5 days ago:
I think it’s actually “gay nerd” flavored.
- Comment on Pants too! 5 days ago:
This sounds exactly like the cloth/disposable/n95 mask fighting a few years ago.
- Comment on Honestly Bizarre 6 days ago:
As the other comment implied, salads are a poor gauge as to whether something is treated as a vegetable.
Better to use a crudité. And button mushrooms (which are the same species as portabello!) belong in a crudité.
- Comment on Honestly Bizarre 6 days ago:
Badgers.
Mushroom mushroom.
- Comment on What a welcoming party 1 week ago:
Birth is pretty traumatic for babies to begin with.
You start off on this dark, warm room. Floating in a little bubble of fluid.
Then all of a sudden the bubble is gone. You’re squeezing headfirst through a hole smaller in size than a CD. It’s bright, it’s cold, it’s dry, and it’s loud. You have to start breathing and then you can’t stop or you die, but nobody tells you that right away. Someone slaps your butt and someone else cuts your blood tube to mom.
No wonder they come out screaming.
And that’s a typical, uncomplicated birth. Let’s not talk about suction cups or forceps or cesareans.
- Comment on Every day I am reminded of this scene 1 week ago:
If Harry would’ve just listened to Dumbledore here, and killed him like he asked, he would’ve received the elder wand long before the duel with old Voldy.
- Comment on I'm not paying $8 for a pack of Skittles 1 week ago:
Neither I nor my JNCOs were as ready as I thought we were.
Axe never fails me tho.
- Comment on I'm not paying $8 for a pack of Skittles 1 week ago:
Baggy pants are coming back and me and my JNCOs couldn’t be more ready.
- Comment on the humble and disguised crow: 1 week ago:
So…a fence. It’s a fence.
- Comment on Jesus hates American "Christians" 1 week ago:
Thank you, Elder Cunningham.
- Comment on Jesus hates American "Christians" 1 week ago:
Not if you’re Mormon.
- Comment on some days i cant even 1 week ago:
Man I want to replace my 2 cycle backpack blower now.
My handheld (Ryobi 20v, meh) is alright for cleaning the driveway or the deck, but if I want to actually move leaves around the heard, it’s weak.
I love my ego mower and my ego snowblower (although I only had one season with it so far and I think we got a total of 3 inches of snow, so…yea). An ego backpack blower would be tits.
- Comment on Commercials seem to be normalizing an unhealthy work-balance more. 1 week ago:
Who the fuck ever wanted to work on the first place. Bitch, we have to work.
- Comment on negativity 1 week ago:
Like fresh fruit, or like syrup-infused canned fruit that just gets a sear on the griddle. Cuz those both sound awesome.
- Comment on Get a load of this guy! 1 week ago:
HOLD THE DOOR
- Comment on Get a load of this guy! 1 week ago:
Take a load off, Fanny.