JasonDJ

@JasonDJ@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On dasher!⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You wanna know something sweet and innocent?

  When my oldest was like…3 or 4 (he’s nine now) the kid would hear that line and then say “What’s ‘soapin’?”.

  So glad that was the part of “horse open” that he asked about.

  He also (still) thinks the Eric Clapton song “Cocaine” is saying “Cooking”. Sometimes I sing it to him at bedtime with that lyric.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lets fucking go⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Meanwhile I can’t buy flavored snus in my state…I can drive 20 minutes to the next state and buy shitty flavored snus, or I can import much better stuff from Sweden for half the price. Which of course needs an adult to sign for it. And of course it’s been stuck in Customs since Friday and I’m down to my last few cans.

  But I can order hemp-derived THC seltzers, sometimes 25mg/can, online, no ID needed, and have it delivered to my house by the same driver. Hell there’s a fair number of brands that’ll send you a 4-pack for S/H only.

  But if I buy THC Seltzer from the dispensary, it’s limited to 5mg per can, there’s a limit on how many cans I can buy, I need to present ID and cannot use a credit card.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The last person on earth might think they're not alone because they might text with chatbots and think they're real people⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No bryndos…I’m saying when he’s ready, he won’t have to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nothing to see here folks⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Trumpcorn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True to form ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does it say “Trump” in that onions asscrack?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're switching produce! ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Man the “How to Train Your Dragon” live action sucked (compared to the original…I guess it’d be alright if the animated one was never made).

  Now they want to ruin Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're switching produce! ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll do you one better… lemmy.zip/post/55427007

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sir, they are attacking the whotilla⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The Who’s didn’t want to enter the conflict, but they had no choice. The hunters were threatening Thidwick and with it, their entire supply of moose juice. King Yertle got what he deserved.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you realize it's time to trade in your old sedan for an SUV⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tough titty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you realize it's time to trade in your old sedan for an SUV⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This looks like a corded model though.

  With a corded portable bandsaw, you’ve got to be very careful not to mistakenly cut through the cord. That makes a lot of sparks, and then you have to repair the cord.

  You get a lot more power out of corded models but I’d be surprised if there aren’t some quality cordless tools out there.

  You’d want to make sure that you’ve got enough battery for the job, but you could do it anywhere, even in the middle of the woods.

  Of course, the main reason to maime/dismember the corpse is for ease of transport. It’d be pretty silly to drag the whole body to the woods and then cut it to pieces.

  Still, you never know where you’re going to wake up standing over a dead body, so you gotta be prepared.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has anyone considered maybe Epstein was sex trafficking donald trump?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the face of man you can depend on.

  Sorry…mis-spoke.

  That’s the face of a man with depends on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you realize it's time to trade in your old sedan for an SUV⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Circular saw would be faster. The blades themselves are easy to clean…it’s metal, after all. The problem with the circular saw is more places for giblets to get stuck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you realize it's time to trade in your old sedan for an SUV⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This, I think, is really the problem with EVs. Your sacrificing a lot of trunk space for those batteries. Sure, you get a frunk, but they are usually awkwardly shaped and you have to dismember the body first to get it to fit.

  But, like, an EV Mustang’s frunk is designed to be used as a cooler…it’s plastic lined and has a drain for easy cleaning. So it may be worth it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Of course there is.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  YES SIR I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Construction magic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They’ll need a crane! They’ll need a crane!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla Robotaxis Are Crashing More Than 12 Times as Frequently as Human Drivers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Proof of concept fails in a spectacular fireball?

  Fuck it, owners are too invested, ship it anyway.

  Feels like I work for the same company.

  Why repair the plane on the ground…if it’s a real problem, we can fix it mid-flight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what seeing even more political posts on the shitpost community does to a mfer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah it’s just 6x AAAA batteries wired in series under a little tin shell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've always thought THIS was unfair⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Already handled my man. How do you think I rolled the spliffs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The problems Mothers have to deal with⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The Spanish inquisition?

  Were you expecting that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The problems Mothers have to deal with⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So…like…literally the entire history of Christianity, save for like the last 150 years or so of white Christian countries?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sacrificing accessibility for not getting web-scraped⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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  Cool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the US one can graduate *cum laude, magna cum laude, and summa cum laude*. There should be another honor added if you survive a school shooting.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I had an icebreaker event at like a new employee orientation thing where we did two truths and a lie.

  One person said “I have cancer”. That turned out to be her lie.

  Who the fuck lies about that? Like everyone knows someone who has or had (and possibly lost to) cancer. That’s in incredibly bad taste. There’s morbid humor and then there’s…something else.

  She didn’t last long there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The problems Mothers have to deal with⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is depicting the baby Jesus’ butt on the same level of heresy as depicting the face of the prophet Muhammad? I feel it kinda should be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney invests $1 billion in OpenAI, licenses 200 characters for AI video app Sora⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but your Rule 34 insurance premiums are less if you have a license.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨6🤷‍♀️7⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I took my kids to a tree lighting on Saturday. Small townie event near my MILs, like 30 miles from us. The whole thing felt like the climactic scene of a Hallmark movie. Fr.

  My oldest took it upon himself to start dancing in a clearing yelling out “6 7”.

  To this, a bunch of other kids joined in and started dancing and doing the meme as well.

  Idk where I’m going with this story. Anyway, Is it easier to make friends as a kid, or is it just because they are less inhibited?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk, doing Elon Musk things.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We talking about Stranger Things or IASIP? Because it could be either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk, doing Elon Musk things.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wtf this is like season 4 Vecna shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is in your pockets?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a Fibonacci syringe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump appears to be sleepy during the last cabinet meeting⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  White-stained dress.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK about Project 100,000, when the US conscripted people with mental disabilities to be used as cannon fodder in Vietnam, suffering triple the casualties of other soldiers⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Part of me really thinks that our entry into Vietnam was partly because there wasn’t enough jobs for all the baby boomers that were coming of age, and they needed to call the numbers a bit.