JasonDJ

@JasonDJ@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this accurate, Canadians?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I’m craving some maple syrup poutine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmyshitpost lately⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Kevin James stars as Bob in Adam Sandler’s Fight Club.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Viral anti-masturbation app exposed sensitive user data⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Post-nut clarity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Viral anti-masturbation app exposed sensitive user data⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no, is that what they’re doing?

  They’re convincing incels to nofap?

  I never really thought about the overlap but you’re totally right on that.

  God, that explains so much.

  My dudes, rub your dick for a bit before you listen to Trump. Trust me on this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨owo⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Eli goddangit I told you to PUSH.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My glasses⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And will probably remain as such until spez creates an account here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkers, not chess.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m really starting to question the world and that dude from reddit was probably ahead of his time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude if there weren’t NSAID’s or Gabapentin you’d be sayin he got off easy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Funny, when you apply that to biology, I think it changes its name to “eugenics”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkers, not chess.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Connect 4 is still played in two dimensions tho…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Paid for by...boobs?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “OnlyFans Paid For This” tattoo but above your chemo port scar.

  God bless America.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Consider a system with no DRAM' replaced by a 'recycling fiber loop': John Carmack envisages bold future to avoid AI-driven RAM crisis⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s pretty cool but I did say ‘nearly’ :-)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Paid for by...boobs?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Proud parent of an OnlyFans ‘student’”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I like moms⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Aunt May, nooooo!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Paid for by...boobs?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish I had this on my minivan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy international women's day⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  96% of the day is better than 76% of the day.

  It’s a bullshit part of the day we lose, anyway. Seriously, who uses 2am?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft patents system for AI helpers to finish games for you⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh man if it could just earn all the accomplishments for me, that’d be sweet. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Consider a system with no DRAM' replaced by a 'recycling fiber loop': John Carmack envisages bold future to avoid AI-driven RAM crisis⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the idea. It’s pretty worthless for home use, but for AI workloads, it might make sense, the problem is that it’s not quite scalable yet.

  Essentially, if you’ve got 256Tb/s going over 200km of fiber, that means that there’s quite literally 32,000,000,000 bytes (32GB) “in flight”, living on the fiber at any period of time.

  So it’s essentially it’s a revolving sushi belt of bytes, roughly as large as London (inside M25), moving at nearly the speed of light.

  Of course, it doesn’t have to be the size of London. You could wind it into something about the size of a softball. Theoretically.

  It’s a cool idea and Carmack is no doubt a brilliant man. It seems far fetched but it’s kind of been done before… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Core_rope_memory

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oracle Layoffs: Tech giant to slash 30,000 jobs as banks pull out from financing AI data centres | Company Business News⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  One rich asshole called Larry Ellison.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uploading Pirated Books via BitTorrent Qualifies as Fair Use, Meta Argues⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Will there be boofing with Squee?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hoot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What’d they say before we invented barns?

  Who?

  The owls.

  Who

  Barn owls! What were they called before barns!

  Who

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gen Z males twice as likely as baby boomers to believe wives should obey husbands⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nolan Chart.

  Not to be confused with Gartner Chart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gen Z males twice as likely as baby boomers to believe wives should obey husbands⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That woman thinks wrong and should think the way that I, a man, say she should.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do people survive in America? This is with insurance!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My employer sends out a sheet every year that itemizes our entire comp package.

  The single most expensive is my insurance, a family EPO with a $750/1500 deductible.

  I pay $8200/yr. My employer pays nearly $33,000.

  Forty. Thousand. Dollars. For one family.

  Plus another $10k or so for Medicare and Dental and Vision.

  $50k, per year, all told.

  And then deductibles, co-pays, etc.

  And then…the fuckers…you put money in your FSA but can’t locate the receipt? Fuck off man, that money is for your employer now.

  Our President is fucking children with zero consequence, and I need to show a fucking receipt to reimburse a fucking $3 prescription, with my own money that I put there.

  After myself and my employer already paid $50k combined into the system?

  Fuck this country man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fallout Boy (or, specifically, Patrick Stump) also does the theme song for “Spidey and His Amazing Friends” and “Hot Wheels: Let’s Race!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lenovo’s New ThinkPads Score 10/10 for Repairability— Repair goes mega mainstream with the launch of Lenovo's new T-series laptops⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I tend to buy T-series laptops once they are about 5 years old, and still have tons of life left in them.

  I’ll probably be looking for a T14 Gen 2 this year. Nothing wrong with my T495 'cept that my kid spilled water on it but fortunately only killed the hall sensor.

  In fact, I thought the laptop was dead but I. Noticed a little corrosion on the hall sensor board, unplugged it, laptop started right up.

  And it’s still got plenty of life in it to hand down to my kid for Minecraft and such.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not nearly as big of a story but you should hear about BER - The Night Begins to Shine..

  • Written in 2005 as an assignment to "create an 80s-style song for a music library’s
  • In 2014, appeared in an episode of Teen Titans Go for fewer than 10s as a throwaway joke.
  • Hit #23 in Billboard charts
  • Inspired TTG to make followup miniseries with covers by bands like Fallout Boy and Ceelo Green
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me when I installed a game on Steam with only 150 downloads⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Always has been.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Society is starting to appropriately accommodate neurodivergence, yet stupid/idiot/crazy/lazy etc. stay in the vocabulary.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Retard” has been making a comeback, too, I think.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dynamic pricing could be coming to your local supermarket⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  $8 (assuming Dollarydoos). At least according to the article (it’s hidden in the caption of a photo). And it cites Reddit…