JasonDJ

@JasonDJ@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Easy mistake to make⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I’m guessing he was passing quite well if it wasn’t obvious to op, unless ops head is completely up their own ass.

  Probably quite likely that Mikes mood was the most noticable thing about him. He was probably glowing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists Find 2 Existing Drugs Can Reverse Alzheimer's Brain Damage in Mice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Douglas Adams was right. Humans are the third most intelligent species, behind mice and dolphins.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The worst day to get Groundhog Day'd would be when you have an early flight in the morning⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but I don’t think it’s like, you’re stuck in spectator mode until the next day.

  I’d imagine from his perspective, he died and immediately woke up the next day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You wanted the secret to getting rich? Here it is⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you forgot to buy the Washington Post, but otherwise a pretty solid plan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It all makes sense⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Back should be “Loyal Minions…”

  Front should be “Their couch”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dandelion cannon⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh man, my kids love to blow them and that stuff shoots everywhere.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨let's use PIN pad to complete transaction together⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  ^move ^your

  #BANANAS

  ^to ^the ^bagging ^area

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SoyFACE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s when carnists pretend to be vegan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please tell me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Between that and the “100% Grass” half-and-half next to it…I gotta check out the dairy case at my dispensary. Usually they just have ice cream.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mmmm suppositories.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  She always knew you’d find out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gallium⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ken Star has entered the chat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Grapes? Or assorted jellies? Possibly including grape?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The dog, or Mr. Worldwide?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The good old days⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As a balding male homeowner who just turned 40…fuck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trying to figure out what it means⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cops hate this one trick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LETS GOOOOOOO⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t realize that Making America Great Again meant bringing us back to pre- Columbian standards. The natives will be happy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Price is Wrong, Bitch⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He was in a Corn Pops commercial in 99, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My mouth suffers for the noms⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll take salt and vinegar on my french fries. That’s glorious.

  The ratio on chips is way off though. Too much vinegar, not enough salt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oops⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s that bullshit when they take a vertically oriented picture/video, stretch it and blur it to a 4:3 ratio, and center the content over it.

  Imo a waste of bandwidth and computer power for people who can’t cope with the idea of vertical content on a horizontal screen, on a platform primarily accessed by phones anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Quell your rage" must be lesson 1 in how to internet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hah you took the bait. Hypocrite.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: if you are visiting Puerto Rico from the mainland US, you can sign up to escort a rescue animal on your return flight to their adopter⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve got a hound-mix that came from Louisiana (I think). His mom was a bloodhound, his dad was a deadbeat who hit it and quit it.

  He’s shorthaired, tan, like 75lbs…and he loves to bask.

  In the summer he’s got two modes, bask or zoomies. That’s it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can reading assholes be considered science?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t you just read X instead?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Quell your rage" must be lesson 1 in how to internet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  NGL this is bullshit advice. Feeding trolls is like feeding seagulls…minimal cost/effort and hours of entertainment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Children never lie⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Screenshot of a social media post with title “Always check your child’s homework”.

  Below the title is a picture of an elementary school worksheet…the type with an area to draw on top and a writing prompt with a few blank lines below. From top to bottom:

  A drawing, seemingly made by a child, maybe 6-8 years old. Drawing is of a woman wearing a crown with a glass bottle in one hand and a microphone in the other.

  Below that, the prompt: “To relax, my mom likes to”.

  Below that, the child’s response: “drink tequela and sing”

  Mistaken spelling of tequila was present on the page. Personally, I like to think that if this is real, the child asked their mom without context how to spell the word, and she drunkenly stammered out the letters you see here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just.....why?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because you don’t want someone else using your toothbrush on your account. Do you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welcome to petty lane⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This. Speed limit laws are bullshit and their selective enforcement is proof of it.

  The dangerous drivers are the ones that are impeding the flow (i.e. going well below the speed limit when road/weather conditions don’t necessitate it; cruising in a passing lane, etc) or driving unpredictably/erratically (cutting people off, weaving, etc).

  Not necessarily the speeders, though there can certainly be some overlap, particularly in the latter group.

  But speeders are the ones that get ticketed over while those asshats just crash into schoolbusses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that fracking is not safe. People living near fracking sites are more likely to develop serious diseases⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gaslighting is old-hat man.

  Nowadays it’s kitchen-faucet-lighting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are our societal problems being caused because modern technology allows people to be old for longer?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Really curious what ever came of the 4chan breach.

  My pet conspiracy theory is that 4chan was used for psyops…manipulating teenagers/20-somethings, breeding the whole incel/mens rights shit, and using it as a megaphone for Trump…and the admins were in on it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As others have said, highly location dependent.

  I switched from Xfinity to T-Mobile 4 years ago because tmobiles speed (raw speed) blew Xfinity out of the water…especially for upload. Latency and jitter suffered a bit but not enough to greatly effect voice calls. It didn’t help my online gaming skills, but likely would’ve if I were a higher-caliber gamer.

  However Xfinity did some upgrades in my area and the roles have reversed so I’m back to Xfinity. Tmo is still absolutely usable, but Xfinity now offering 250mbps makes my mouth water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨😭😭😭⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some sort of pigeon/chicken hybrid?

  Chigeon? Picken?