This just cracks me up. Dude cannot stand any spotlight at ALL on Obama.
His ego just can’t take it. Obama said something that makes the news? Rest assured Trump will top that!
This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN.
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limelight79@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Obama: “I’m giving free healthcare to those who need it!”
Trumpet: “Be quiet piggy”
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Makes me think the worst of what we’ve heard is not only true, but far from the worst.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
That’s what congress people with access to the unredacted files have been saying.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 hours ago
Even the aliens have been to the Epstein Islands.
1984@lemmy.today 12 hours ago
Operation Special Distraction
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
So are we going to be able to visit Area 51 now? What are we actually going to find; Epstein’s hideout? You know, I don’t think he’s dead. Trumpet probably rescued him. But, that is thoughts from a crazy coworker that’s also a crackhead, so I don’t think he’s very trustworthy.
MTZ@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Crackheads are actually some of the most solid sources of news & advice that exist. I get most of my news and all of my advice from the corner crackhead.
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
wait what
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Someone can do a real big funny by leaking all the Epstein files to the internet, unredacted.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Or by just dropping the unredacted files on a usb key into the right mailbox.
N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 hours ago
[REDACTED]flew at an altitude of [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] at a speed of [REDACTED]
db2@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
They had [REDACTED] alien children Donald Jessica Trump personally [REDACTED] on an island in [REDACTED].
Abyssian@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Nah, the aliens are the ones doing the probing. Turns out the lizard people aliens are furries, and they been stuffin his muffin.
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 11 hours ago
At this point I’m not 100% convinced he hasn’t also raped someone in the alien files.
schema@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Wasn’t this one of the countless things he’d say he would do in 2016 and then never did, like release his tax reports?
Lemminary@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I’d rather face the extremely interesting and important Trumpstein Files.
Kushan@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Of course he’s quadrupling down and he’ll keep on doubling down again and again because that’s the only way he stays out of prison and it’s the only way MAGA doesn’t collapse, so everyone around him will continue to back him.
The only way this will end is if he dies or a bunch of folks finally use the second amendment right they’ve been so precious about that they let hundreds of school kids die each year for.
What a fucking disgrace.
FauxLiving@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I don’t believe it until they AT LEAST septuple down
Cantaloupe@lemmy.fedioasis.cc 8 hours ago
Storm the DOJ to see them pedophiles.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 8 hours ago
Epstein geneticaly engineered catgirls out of alien DNA, honest!
wisperatus@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
The Nightingale wouldn’t let us see those though.
BillCheddar@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I know there aren’t aliens in government hands, because the President would have sexually assaulted one by now.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 15 hours ago
Didn’t he do this in his first term?
Zexks@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Ok all you epstien distraction posters. Here you go. Blow your loads
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 5 hours ago
C’mon powerful money pedo’s. Enough is enough. Let’s mea culpa this crap and wipe this ludicrous stain from our collective world history and move on to better days ahead. This dark shit should stop immediately. All it takes is one domino. Come clean. Even though you will feel shame and self loathing (if you have even a trace of a soul) you will almost certainly feel somewhat cleaner for confessing. Meet this shit head on and let’s get passed it. For once in your life do the right thing.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
You know there’s a nonzero chance everyone will kill them over it, right?
sixtieth16@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
Are we going to war with Iran today?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCP3LZoxABsIAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com 15 hours ago
Didn’t they already try to do this before with the alien bullshit?
Between him and Obama pushing aliens it seems like America is just psyop at this point.
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 hours ago
Back around… 2020 or so we had a release of files that were basically ‘There are some weird flying things and we have no clue what they were’. After that we had that some coverage a few years back confirming that all of that led to ‘No definite evidence of aliens’ but I feel like I remember just last year we had a congressional hearing with some guy who worked for the DoD saying Aliens did exist and we had captured some of those UAPs. However, then again… I do think said guy who was most vocal on those hearings had a book he was trying real hard to sell.
Who wants to take the bet that Trump is going to take a financial interest in some guy selling books on this and prop him up as ‘the’ expert.
skisnow@lemmy.ca 12 hours ago
Most old UFO sightings were in areas that are now known to be places where drone technology was being developed and tested.
Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
The big golden book of aliuns
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 14 hours ago
Obama isn’t pushing aliens. He was asked a question and felt he needed to clarify his answer because people were not understanding his answer
Willy@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
I watchedthe interview before it blew up. right after the alien thing he said that tupac was still alive…. in his playlist.
QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
Didn’t OBama say there were no aliens
sundray@lemmus.org 12 hours ago
This time he has “proof” that thousands of Martians illegally voted in 2020.
kingofras@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 11 hours ago
About to send a strongly worded letter?
D_C@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
Someone downvoted you because you’ve gone BANANAS asking for such a violent action. I upvoted you BUT, whoa, you need to calm down! You can’t just go straight to a strongly worded letter.
THAT’S TOO HARSH, TOO QUICK.
No, first they need to grumble nonsensically. Then threaten a -normally worded- letter…a few times. Then send that letter. Then and only then they’ll ‘threaten’ a strongly worded letter…a few times. Then it’s strongly worded letter time.
YOU DON’T GO STRAIGHT TO IT.
That’s madness. You’re out of control!!Or, they will sit in their armchairs and do nothing, just like they’ve done for the last year. And for most of the crime since 2016.
kablez@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Plot twist: Trump outs all the worlds billionaires as aliens. It turns out that’s why there like that.
WoodScientist@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
New crazy conspiracy theory: we’re being quietly targeted for extermination by a hostile alien species.
They could wipe us out in an afternoon if they wanted to, but they can’t just come right in and bomb us from orbit, as that would cause an interstellar relations incident, maybe mass unrest back home. But they also want us gone. We gotta go because we’re an advancing young species, near their territory, and are a potential future problem. We’re not dealing with an alien army attacking us; we’re dealing with an alien equivalent of the CIA. They’re here to do the dirty work quietly.
They know species at our level often run headfirst into environmental catastrophes as their technology becomes great enough to threaten the planet they live on. Instead of helping us, however, they’re throwing gasoline on the fire. They’ve brainwashed/replaced with clones the world’s wealthiest and most powerful people. And their behavior was psychologically programmed to maximize the chances of them leading us right into a climate apocalypse. Most species eventually get their shit together and place limits on extraction and pollution, less they all die. But if the right type of crazies are running the place, a species can just slam the accelerator as it drives off a cliff.
And when we eventually do burn ourselves alive in a climate Armageddon, the aliens will run news stories, lamenting the tragic tale of a poor primitive planet that couldn’t right its ways in time. No threat of war between great interstellar powers. No mass protests movements back on the homeworld. Just a potential future rival nipped in the bud, no muss, no fuss. Mass murder dressed up as death by natural causes.
kablez@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
So you’re saying aliens are treating Earth the way wealthy countries treat poorer countries…
Makes more sense to me than the truth that pedophiles are in charge and so greedy for more wealth they’d risk everything they own and the planet with it to gain some intangible number on paper!
realitista@lemmus.org 11 hours ago
I wish the world made this much sense.
foodandart@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
Good lord what a clown.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Didn’t he already do that before? Am I imagining that?
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 8 hours ago
First he accused Obama of leaking classified information with his recent comment on a pod cast. Obama said he never saw any evidence of ETs while president, but statistically they probably exist. I sort of remember previous presidents saying they would release UFO info, and then there being a big let down when that info was we have no evidence of extraterrestrial visits.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
but statistically they probably exist
What statistics? We haven’t found all the variables of the Drake equation yet. We might be alone in the observable universe.
plenipotentprotogod@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Oh yeah, this has happened multiple times, and the story is always the same:
- The government says they’re going to release info on UFOs. This caused a brief flury of interest fuel the general public which is reinforced by the conspiracy theorists who swear that this will finally be proof of little green men at area 51, or whatever.
- The government takes a while to follow through, during which time the general public slowly loses interest. The conspiracy theorists start getting impatient and publicly worrying that there must be a faction within the government that’s deliberately slow walking the release or even modifying the documents because they don’t want The Truth to get out.
- The documents are finally released. They consist of 99% dry, beauracratic paperwork and 0% admissions that aliens have every visited earth, but the conspiracy theorists dig through and pull out a few scraps that can be spun to make a good headline.
- The nation spends at most a week talking about “video taken out the window of a fighter jet of a mysterious floating orb thats porobably just a balloon” #27, or “eye witness account from a sleep deprived 18 year old soldier who swears he saw an alien space ship while on guard duty at 2am” #382.
- The national news cycle moves on, and most people promptly forget about the whole thing. Meanwhile, the conspiracy theorists take whatever scraps they were able to find and add these to their rotating library of bulkshit to talk about. The initial promise that this was going to be irrefutable proof that aliens have visited earth is quietly forgotten. If it ever does come up, they blame that shadowy faction of the government which must have succeeded in watering down the release before publishing it.
Rinse and repeat.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Hes trying to buy more time for more redactions
anise@quokk.au 4 hours ago
I’m sure the MIC is going to be very happy with all of their new tech being made public
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 11 hours ago
Unidentified Epstein Files
Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 8 hours ago
The world: Release the damn Epstein files already!
Trump: Look at the keys, look at them. Thery’re the best keys, terrific keys. These keys came up to me, tears in their eyes they said ”Sir…” [trails off, makes be-boop-ahh sounds and sharts audibly while smoke from the burnong Epstein files fills the room]
gigajhand@lemmy.ml 11 hours ago
what if he raped them aliens too…
Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 8 hours ago
What do you mean ”if”?
protist@mander.xyz 15 hours ago
He’s always been a caricature of himself, but he’s being a caricature even more bigly these days
aesthelete@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Never seen more definitive proof that there’s “no there there” then when this fucking asshole acts like this it’s a big deal.
skisnow@lemmy.ca 12 hours ago
Is it me or are people just not that bothered about aliens, compared to in the 90s?
eah@programming.dev 1 hour ago
People became oversaturated with alien stuff. It became unfashionable to believe in aliens and the millionth “aliens invade” movie isn’t interesting.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
That’s because we all started carrying around cameras, but didn’t get a bunch of credible alien videos.
If this was the 90’s, then everyone would’ve believed the government stories about Alex Pretti and Rene Good.
sundray@lemmus.org 12 hours ago
I was just thinking the same thing. Have we lost our curiosity?
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