SethTaylor
@SethTaylor@lemmy.world
- Comment on Refrigerator ads are finally here! 12 hours ago:
By 2030 everyone’s kitchen will look like fucking Times Square
The stairs to your basement will look like the London Underground. We’re going down the fucking tube…
- Comment on They Wylin' 12 hours ago:
Wait… what?
What the hell is going on?
- Comment on I've heard New Yorkers are devastated 2 days ago:
He is the mascot for pop rocks popping candy
- Comment on Milk 3 days ago:
It’s melted, unsalted cheese with crunchy bits
I like chaos.
- Comment on I said, LOOK at it! 4 days ago:
I had to read the comments to get this.
I thought women have some obsession with truck crashes or something.
- Comment on Controversial startup's plan to 'sell sunlight' using giant mirrors in space would be 'catastrophic' and 'horrifying,' astronomers warn 1 week ago:
Cut to: man watching in shock as his “mirror satellite” burns people like ants under a magnifier
- Comment on It's OK to just like lemon water. 1 week ago:
I’m reading these comments and I’m thinking I should call this dude’s ex. I can only hope I’m worthy.
- Comment on Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales isn’t worried about Elon Musk’s Grokipedia: ‘Not optimistic he will create anything very useful right now’ 2 weeks ago:
It will burst into flames, like his cars
- Comment on Pronouns history 2 weeks ago:
“It’s He-Man, not They-Person” Some Conservative
- Comment on Interesting effect when your BF is sucking on a peppermint 2 weeks ago:
Is this a rimjob joke?
Cause we really need jobs in this economy
- Comment on CNC 2 weeks ago:
I came here to learn what CNC is
They told me learning is fun
They lied
Imma head out
- Comment on CNC 2 weeks ago:
Bully: Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?
Sex nerd: BDSM
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 2 weeks ago:
Well then he better not die during his term or under a GOP admin, because if people lost their jobs over Kirk, I can’t even imagine what would happen to you if you celebrated the death of their dear leader.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 2 weeks ago:
Did you also get banned from Reddit?
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 2 weeks ago:
You had me in the first 90%, not gonna lie.
- Comment on If only we knew... 3 weeks ago:
I’m not American and what you’re saying doesn’t make sense anyway. The US enables free speech to the point of self-destruction. Trump is in the White House now, not in prison, precisely for that reason.
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- Comment on There was no need to ever improve upon THIS 3 weeks ago:
I did, but wait how does the other one work?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
If only there were something else, something in between that might want to. Too bad OP doesn’t believe that exists.
- Comment on The fucking HP printer lives better than I do 3 weeks ago:
I’m a printer and can confirm it does feel good.
- Comment on Do I detect a hint of Irish Spring? 3 weeks ago:
Well now they do
- Comment on thats all 3 weeks ago:
Old men at the gym approve.
- Comment on concert 3 weeks ago:
Look, I’m a dick-stealing gnome and you gotta understand we’re just trying to make a living. My cousin was cast in the new Snow White movie and then they replaced him with CG. We wouldn’t be out here stealing your dicks if the gnome job market returned to normal. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a meeting with Lrrr of Planet Omicron Persei-8 who’s looking to buy some errrr “human horn”
- Comment on There was no need to ever improve upon THIS 3 weeks ago:
Wrong. This has no ads. How will I become a tech billionaire if I can’t disable your breaks until you watch my ad?
- Comment on #environmentalist 3 weeks ago:
I see. So you’re telling me this is not a straw and those are not boba balls?
- Comment on "I used to be with it" 3 weeks ago:
And here’s me planning my album release and obsessing over how much vinyl and CDs to order
Spoiler alert: it’s next to none, but not cause I don’t love’em, but cause I am broke
- Comment on Banana 3 weeks ago:
A bad thing about bananas is that they make me insecure about my teeny tiny dick /s
- Comment on Huge internet outage live blog: Amazon, Disney+, Hulu, HBO Max and more experiencing issues 3 weeks ago:
Basket, dropped Eggs, broken
- Comment on If it works it works 3 weeks ago:
Jupiter: [ exists ] NASA: Imma shoot that bad boy like Bart Simpson
- Comment on Does anyone else notice an up tick in hostility on Lemmy lately? 4 weeks ago:
Excuse me?! Are you saying I’m negative?! Are you trying to start a fight with me, bro?! I am THE, I mean THE most positive, fun and likeable person on THE internet, bro. THE.
