SethTaylor
@SethTaylor@lemmy.world
- Comment on We're just scanning for the bear... 11 hours ago:
I aggressively look every direction. Mine is 360
- Comment on Nevermind the drink I'm holding 13 hours ago:
Platypus. Final answer
- Comment on Moats are back! 1 day ago:
I wonder if someday there will be guided tours of Jeff Bezos’ mansion. A little museum too, all about his reign of terror.
- Comment on Moats are back! 1 day ago:
They could just try being nice, but I guess that’s too much work
- Comment on Beans 1 day ago:
Is now 18 pounds, until the chicken is digested 😂
- Comment on Beans 1 day ago:
They will never own a home
- Comment on Beans 1 day ago:
Nuh-uh. Caught that chicken fair and square
- Comment on WHOLE MILK 3 days ago:
This meme comes back every few years
And every time it does…
It’s still got it 😏
- Comment on Must be nice 3 days ago:
Oh damn! I thought I was the only one who does this!
- Comment on This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN. 4 days ago:
Plot-twist: he’s in the alien files too and it’s super fucking bad
- Comment on Tesla Robotaxis Reportedly Crashing at a Rate That's 4x Higher Than Humans 5 days ago:
“In the recorded history of what is now the U.S. state of Texas, all or parts of Texas have been claimed by six countries: France, Spain, Mexico, the Republic of Texas, the Confederacy during the Civil War, and the United States of America.” [ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Texas ]
Does THIS answer your question? That’s right, Captain. Put’em up! Or shall I say… peut demains apres?
- Comment on Follow me for more shitty diet tips 1 week ago:
You could also try losing a leg. Those are pretty heavy.
This idea brought to you by ChatGPT
- Comment on Google criticizes Europe's plan to adopt free software 1 week ago:
Buddy, she’s breaking up with you. Accept it.
- Comment on Wicked hangover 1 week ago:
Nothing should be. Grams are so much easier. Imperial units feel like trying to do math while on mushrooms.
- Comment on cant take it anymore 1 week ago:
I’m not real
I’m a figment of your imagination
- Comment on Dogs welcome 1 week ago:
Bang bang! Feuer frei!
- Comment on Dogs welcome 1 week ago:
When my dog is a little hoarse I take him to the vet
- Comment on Homeland Security Spying on Reddit Users 1 week ago:
- Comment on Genes be crazy 1 week ago:
Sometimes science do be cruel like that
- Comment on Praise Be 2 weeks ago:
What… the actual… fuck
- Comment on Homeland Security Spying on Reddit Users 2 weeks ago:
No, it’s cool. The flames cancel out the ice.
- Comment on Homeland Security Spying on Reddit Users 2 weeks ago:
DHS! DHS, over here! Oh! Oh! DHS! Look here! DHS! Down here, DHS! Look here! No, not there! Here, look at me! Are you looking?
Fuck you.
- Comment on Homeland Security Spying on Reddit Users 2 weeks ago:
I find your comment insulting. I dare you to try saying that in my group.
- Comment on Homeland Security Spying on Reddit Users 2 weeks ago:
I’m defo never gonna be allowed into the US. Ever.
Good.
Means I’m less likely to get shot. Ever.
- Comment on ‘In the end, you feel blank’: India’s female workers watching hours of abusive content to train AI 2 weeks ago:
Dude… this is insane. This kind of work should be done by law enforcement or something. Certainly by somebody who has seen plenty of video evidence in their lifetime. By somebody who has regular visits with a mental health specialist as a work requirement. Unbelievable the things the tech industry will save on and how little they care about people. Why don’t they have their own damn family members watch all that deranged crap?
- Comment on You must tell me, please! 2 weeks ago:
She’s not a billionaire, though. She works 9 to 5.
- Comment on CEO of Palantir Says AI Means You’ll Have to Work With Your Hands Like a Peasant 2 weeks ago:
“You’re right, Paris is in France. Though there is an Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas, it is only a replica of the original. I will calculate our new route immediately.”
- Comment on CEO of Palantir Says AI Means You’ll Have to Work With Your Hands Like a Peasant 2 weeks ago:
haha lol dude no
- Comment on You must tell me, please! 2 weeks ago:
You know what’s funny, though? I think about this all the time. There’s thousands of “Jesus of our times” people, but we don’t know any of their names, because they never became billionaires, because… well… they didn’t hoard money, cause… well… they’re “Jesus”
- Comment on Pornhub, YouPorn, and Redtube and other content sharing platforms will block New users in the UK starting next week(February 2) 3 weeks ago:
Fapiverse
