Bishma
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de
Future winner of the Nobel prize in Minecraft
- Comment on I am two of them 3 hours ago:
Could we swap to funions? Cold onion rings are gross and hot onion rings seem like a real problem (in context).
- Comment on I want these walls back 20 hours ago:
My 50s house still has a glass brick window facing the driveway. It’s a great silhouette backdrop, if I leave workbench light on.
- Comment on Best birb 22 hours ago:
Lemmings fear and respect the owl.
- Comment on Who's up for some hotdickle? 1 day ago:
That’s a #7 from Sandwich With A Pretty Big Pickle In It
- Comment on How to "Reformat" a Hardrive the American way 2 days ago:
Many years ago when we finally sunset out first generation servers, we took them out to a gun range and let the support department have the first shots.
- Comment on Dear Kevin 6 days ago:
Anybody got a sexy mnemonic that includes subphylum, subclass, superorder, suborder, etc? Or, more to the point, what taxonomic system gets us to the orgy the fastest?
- Comment on Why does Dairy Queen sell food? 1 week ago:
Once upon a time there were two types of Dairy Queens. Some were just ice cream, but the ones called “Dairy Queen Braizer” sold hot food too. Eventually they all sold hot food.
- Comment on Spicy food never affects my gut and everyone thinks it's really weird. How unusual is this and what could be happening to explain why spicy food doesn't affect me? 1 week ago:
Spicy food never had an effect on my stomach until one day in my late 30’s. Now there’s a fuzzy threshold where I’m OK, but there’s a limit. A whole serving of my favorite bulgogi is always too much.
- Comment on You learn something new everyday 1 week ago:
I forgot the video for that song is all just clips from 9 1/2 Weeks with random shots of Joe Cocker shoved in to kill the mood. So we should all be reminded of that important aphorism, “it’s all fun and games until some wall street broker pours honey in your vagina.”
- Comment on this thing fucking sucks 1 week ago:
It just exists. It’s not its fault it distorts spacetime around it until it becomes one of those coin donation funnels at the mall.
- Comment on Dyson Has Killed Its Bizarre Zone Air-Purifying Headphones 1 week ago:
It was a joke. I feel like we’re all living Brazil 2.
- Comment on Been a good couple of years 1 week ago:
Holy crap! I just got used to thinking that its been over a year since the blackout… but that shocking realization was a year ago now. Thanks, everyone!
- Comment on Dyson Has Killed Its Bizarre Zone Air-Purifying Headphones 1 week ago:
Wait, those weren’t made as a prop for Brazil 2?
- Comment on A small price to pay 1 week ago:
Ha, they left out the 2nd N.
- Comment on Interesting news 1 week ago:
Surely the Zarkonians will save us.
- Comment on Alternatively 1 week ago:
Is there one that requires 6 hands for thurples?
- Comment on Interesting news 1 week ago:
The only time I’ve gotten banned was for saying we should eat the rich. I didn’t even include my recipe for slow cooked billionaire ribs.
- Comment on Deez peets 1 week ago:
Horses know how the world works, that’s they they’re always giving it the middle finger.
- Comment on It's not supposed to make sense... 1 week ago:
My favorite thing about quantum physics is that Schrodinger’s Cat was presented as a criticism. It was the most ridiculous extension of quantum superposition that Schrodinger could come up with. But then all the quantum physicists went, “YES! That’s a perfect way to explain it. Let’s teach that to middle schoolers!”
- Comment on Deez peets 1 week ago:
According to their press kit, their casino alone has 93,000 feet. All or them square for some reason.
- Comment on Caption this. 1 week ago:
“How I ended up spending 2 hours listening to shark ramble about their action movie spec script: Fingers.”
- Comment on Letter tier list. open for peer review 1 week ago:
Good luck when E finds out it’s B tier and goes NC. Everything you type will look like internet brand names from the 00s.
- Comment on NOOOOOOO 2 weeks ago:
I kind of miss the magazine that only gets read in the bathroom.
- Comment on Do you care about up/down votes? 2 weeks ago:
I use my post/comment history (and saves) as a way to know what threads to go check in on later. And I get a kick out of seeing a lot of upvotes and dislike seeing anything in negative territory. But I don’t have votes in mind when I post.
- Comment on I got a feeling.. 2 weeks ago:
Is she fast asleep or rocking out with the band?
- Comment on shrimp chef was quoted out of context 2 weeks ago:
No no, this is still out of context. He said “Slurpee.” He’s reminding everyone that free slurpee day is coming.
- Comment on OK so which is it? 2 weeks ago:
They cropped it. There’s another sign to the right that reads “Because of the rabid poisonous piranharoos.” Australia is a weird place.
- Comment on Ed Sheer-enough 2 weeks ago:
It’s just the most recent bean.
- Comment on It's time to stop 2 weeks ago:
If we missed sheering beans, that’s on us.
- Comment on It's time to stop 2 weeks ago:
Sheering a sheep was done. What if he was the sheep being sheered? Ed Sheeree, if you will.
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Yes I made that, right about the time the tide turned.
