Bishma
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de
Future winner of the Nobel prize in Minecraft
- Comment on The original was better 14 hours ago:
Dick Sargent, of Parts: The Clonus Horror fame.
- Comment on The Something Awful Forums 2 days ago:
I did a brief stint there in the 00’s after a photo of me ended up on Cliff Yablonski Hates You.
- Comment on Been pondering this all morning 3 days ago:
Bears who go bed shopping are excellent cooks. What that not the lesson of the story?
- Comment on Things used to be simpler 3 days ago:
There’s a missed opportunity for a dad joke in the first panel.
“I’m depressed”
“Hi Depressed, I’m Freud” - Comment on Are people still fooled by this dumb quiz's? 5 days ago:
You’re just getting stuck because you don’t have an IQ of 420, like the quiz said I have after watching some ads and giving them my SSN.
- Comment on The old icons were better 5 days ago:
We just need to update them for the modern times. For save the icon would be a storage datacenter. For dialer it would be an nsa data center. For browser it would be a google ai data center.
- Comment on Tender chicken 5 days ago:
3.6. Not great, not terrible.
- Comment on You shall not cut! 6 days ago:
That’s not to avoid cutting pepperoni. There was no reason to shape the 2 pieces at the top like that… other than being a pizza sadist.
- Comment on Tender chicken 6 days ago:
I assumed a mean dish was one that was right in the middle of the statistical data points for that dish. Did math lie to me?
- Comment on Amazon is forcibly upgrading Prime members to Alexa Plus, and users are not happy 6 days ago:
Yeah, I hadn’t really considered writing an integration but this is more general purpose than my universal remote.
- Comment on Amazon is forcibly upgrading Prime members to Alexa Plus, and users are not happy 6 days ago:
My hope is that I can use custom sentences to send values to a script or service that, in-turn, will trigger an appdaemon app where I can do all the work in python. I’m not sure about returning the calculated value as a response though.
That’s how I built my harmony hub replacement.
- Comment on Good night sweet prince 6 days ago:
The phrase “Reduce, Reuse, Recycle” is in order of most-to-least good for the environment.
- Comment on tryna get hella faded 6 days ago:
Nope, gotta be lit. But it’s worth it, trust me.
- Comment on Amazon is forcibly upgrading Prime members to Alexa Plus, and users are not happy 6 days ago:
It worked for Microsoft. The month after they started to force install Teams in windows they published user numbers showing how teams had sprinted ahead of Slack by that metric, and the tech press mostly ate it up.
- Comment on Amazon is forcibly upgrading Prime members to Alexa Plus, and users are not happy 6 days ago:
It being dumb was a selling point. I’ve wanted to dump it for ages but my wife used it (mainly for timers and unit conversions) somewhat frequently. But as someone who spends most of her day dealing with problems caused by LLM slop, she refuses to ever use them herself.
I also promised I’d do my best to get Home Assistant Voice set up so it can do math and unit conversions (sans Truthiness engine).
- Comment on Amazon is forcibly upgrading Prime members to Alexa Plus, and users are not happy 1 week ago:
I convinced my wife this was coming a few months ago and its what finally convinced her we needed to drop Prime and Alexa.
- Comment on I can still smell them 1 week ago:
- Step 1: Be a kid given a cap gun as a toy
- Step 2: Pull the trigger two or three times
- Step 3: Go find a hammer
- Comment on it's so fluffy 2 weeks ago:
I heard there was a site only for fans of hamsters.
- Comment on Microsoft Office has been renamed to “Microsoft 365 Copilot app” 2 weeks ago:
So far on my work computer I’ve had a policy to indiscriminately uninstall anything that says copilot. If I hadn’t seen this post I may have nuked it, then spent the afternoon trying to figure out where excel went.
- Comment on Microsoft's Satya Nadella wants you to stop saying AI "slop" in 2026 2 weeks ago:
Then stop being a slopmonger.
- Comment on Nothing to see here. 2 weeks ago:
Best known for his pivotal role in Ghostbusters
- Comment on 🫘🫘🫘 4 weeks ago:
Diced onions make many bean dishes better.
- Comment on surely your hobby can't be that expensive 4 weeks ago:
My wife has enlisted friends to help me sell her yarn stash if she dies before me. There’s probably 10 large worth of high value lines sitting in bins around me. Her work includes a $200/month yarn shop stipend, and has for many years now.
- Comment on Diabolical 4 weeks ago:
If you want to have a tiny chance to see a perfectly good car get towed for no reason add “I have the part that fell out.”
- Comment on *Reversing klaxon* 4 weeks ago:
The van stereo is blaring “She Hates Me” by Puddle of Mudd
- Comment on This is what my coworker pictures every time I say lemmy. 4 weeks ago:
Are we coworkers?
I refer to the people here as Motorheads
- Comment on Why are there so many Christmas songs, yet hardly any New Year's ones? 5 weeks ago:
I heard once that in the early days of printing (and literacy) most of Europe’s reading material was made for or by the church. And one of the things that was very popular at various points in the 16th century were books of hymns, many of which contained old latin hymns turned Christmas carols. It doesn’t explain the lack of New Years songs, but it may be why we continue to have so many Christmas songs compared to every other holiday.
- Comment on Do what one must! 5 weeks ago:
Its bad enough that humans are already stealing all the gator’s aid to fuel spectator sports, don’t juice out the little they still get.
- Comment on Corn? Beans? Why not both? 5 weeks ago:
I’ve decided all flash fads on Lemmy are beans. So, like botanists consider tomatoes to be a fruit, I say corn is a bean.
- Comment on Most often are you doing the first or the second? 5 weeks ago:
Can I just nap?
