Agent641
@Agent641@lemmy.world
- Comment on Delta moves toward eliminating set prices in favor of AI that determines how much you personally will pay for a ticket 5 hours ago:
“Someone is going to be gravely injured unless you intervene…”
- Comment on It's weird how we say "go to sleep" as if sleep is a place 7 hours ago:
The void calls ceaselessly, child.
- Comment on People were no less thirsty back then 7 hours ago:
Forget horny jail, dude needs to go to horny supermax
- Comment on Is the cure to male loneliness shitposting? 10 hours ago:
Measure time only by the worn-out office chairs you work through
- Comment on People were no less thirsty back then 10 hours ago:
Imagine him reading these letters at you with full unblinking eye contact.
- Comment on I meant to do that 18 hours ago:
Flosses in disgrace
- Comment on I meant to do that 18 hours ago:
I loved driving a van because it was fairly slow and had no rearview mirror visibility so I could not give two fricks about the dude tailgating me with 17 manometer following distance. If I brake suddenly, their radiator eats my tow ball and I barely notice.
Also because you’re up so high, visibility is really great, but everyone around me assumes I can’t see shi, so when I indicate and start to come across, they GTFO of the way.
I drive a small car now and I point the rearview at the ceiling so I never have to look at the guy following me, stresses me out.
- Comment on Deserved? Poll inside 1 day ago:
Her own, or his?
- Comment on Pentagon to start using Grok as part of a $200 million contract with Elon Musk's xAI 2 days ago:
No, Elon specifically said to cut and paste.
- Comment on Pentagon to start using Grok as part of a $200 million contract with Elon Musk's xAI 2 days ago:
We don’t use O rings because there’s no ‘O’ in “Hitler”
- Comment on the universe about to have a little minty b 2 days ago:
I’m waiting for TheSpiffingBrit to finally find an exploit for infinite entropy.
- Comment on holee shiet 2 days ago:
Why would libs put it there in the first place?
- Comment on Feds in Catalonia, Spain think everyone using a Google Pixel must be a drug dealer 2 days ago:
Original or hot n spicy?
- Comment on This new SSD will literally self destruct if you push the big red button it comes with — Team Group posts video of data destruction in action 3 days ago:
What if they come to the window?
- Comment on Bring them back!!! 3 days ago:
Spared no expense on HR, contact lawyers, and icecream.
- Comment on Bring them back!!! 3 days ago:
The bio science was averaging success. Not their fault that the IT dept fumbled the ball.
- Comment on YOLO should really be used as a caution, like "Wear your seatbelt, dumbass. YOLO!" 4 days ago:
Robbing a bank
Hands in the fucking air!X“YOLO” ✓
- Comment on I can fix her 1 week ago:
Fucking sliding doors moment right here, reading this comment is the proximate cause of my eventual murder and dismemberment by a big tiddy jailbird gf.
- Comment on Perspective 1 week ago:
Blue/black
- Comment on Breaking the generational barriers 1 week ago:
Finally, a solution to deal with the used 47 tons of Castrol Cyltech 40 XDC that I’ve had sitting around forever.
- Comment on Breaking the generational barriers 1 week ago:
Chicbacon
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Nah we just have software killswitches.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
you are outside the bounds of the map
- Comment on Really?! 1 week ago:
It reminds me of sewing patterns for dresses drawings
- Comment on Yikes 1 week ago:
Tasters complained
- Comment on DIY 4th of July 1 week ago:
I microwave my coffee with a spoon in it every morning at work, it’s fine
- Comment on DIY 4th of July 1 week ago:
Ligma balls
- Comment on Genius 1 week ago:
Urban outdoorsman?
- Comment on Genius 1 week ago:
Nobody wants to work anymore
- Comment on Genius 1 week ago:
Guess who owns a key for the machine?!