Agent641

@Agent641@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  So is executing unarmed people in the street but that seems to be where the calvinball game is at.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bible Scholars discover significant mistakes in the original Hebrew translations of the Adam and Eve story⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Me finding out 2000 years too late that she was flirting with me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bible Scholars discover significant mistakes in the original Hebrew translations of the Adam and Eve story⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Madam and Eve

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Become the claymore you wish to see in the world.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bit rude, innit?⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  U wot bruv?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another one for today⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I kinda like being treated mean.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lulz⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you guys have an adult’s table and a kids table halftime show?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kid Rock is the people version of an above ground pool⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Middle-aged Rock.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does this thing work? (wrong answers only)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There is a tiny man inside the drum behind the fan and as it heats up, he must walk forward like on a hamster wheel to not burn his bare feet. The man walks inexorably forward, blind and delirious from exhaustion to avoid the agony of being roasted alive.

  You’re a sick fuck for buying this thing OP.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hrmmm⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  India and Pakistan have had wars between each other after they acquired nukes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Praise Be⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unfortunate Development for Duke Poop'Em⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He does not have time to play with himself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Western Digital details 14-platter 3.5-inch HAMR HDD designs with 140 TB and beyond⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Anime”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Western Digital details 14-platter 3.5-inch HAMR HDD designs with 140 TB and beyond⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you have to ask, you can’t afford it 😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did you have one?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Doctors are professional drug dealers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did you have one?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to use an iPhone with. Sonar ping ringtone when I was doing it support. It ruined the tv show Silicon valley for me because Richard Hendricks’ ringtone was the ping and it was giving me panic attacks to watch the show when I heard that characters phone ring

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumpers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Especially the judges and spectators

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘In the end, you feel blank’: India’s female workers watching hours of abusive content to train AI⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That bowling pin isn’t gonna extricate itself from that rectum

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘In the end, you feel blank’: India’s female workers watching hours of abusive content to train AI⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  As much as I hate to say it, law enforcement are people too. Not good people, but people.

  Nobody should have to do a job that injured them, physically or mentally.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The developers of PEAK, explaining how they decided on pricing for their game. ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Same reason that shit on TV is five easy payments of 29.95.

  I’m willing g to spend $29. I’ll even spend $29 five times. But not $150.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your teenager AND your husband⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you considered trading them in for cats?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your teenager AND your husband⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Who won? What did they win?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your teenager AND your husband⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Genital mutilation?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Follow the rules!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I disagree. I am designer, project manager, QA, and Sysadmin at my small company, and I am the worst.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you made this today, but with precision ignition system and lightweight ultra high tensile wire rope, it would be catastrophic for that cow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Work smarter, not harder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Head of security, Wold Trade Centre, NY, 1995-2001.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Work smarter, not harder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  North Kilt Town.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll take 20⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I was a fan of the TV show Oz, so while playing portal 2 all I was hearing was the disembodied voice of unhinged neo-nazi Schillnger

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll take 20⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I took them even though I’m not circumcised. Now my foreskin is an eightskin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Super mario world ghost house theme.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The Nokia 3310 ringtone