Agent641
@Agent641@lemmy.world
- Comment on professional night training 5 hours ago:
After that he’s going to a knightclub
- Comment on comparison 5 hours ago:
Seven ways to cook octopus.
Octopus?!
It’s a water animal.
- Comment on scheming hot banana cookies 6 hours ago:
Are you ok?
- Comment on am I cooked chat 23 hours ago:
There’s a reasonably decent but not well known Australian film with Dafoe in it called The Hunter
- Comment on tonight is the night i drink scotch 1 day ago:
I sometimes miss drinking, usually I miss drinking scotch.
- Comment on Mid Career Marine Biology 1 day ago:
“Let’s make a deal. I’ll kill myself, and we can split the bounty?”
- Comment on 2 days ago:
I secretly always wanted to shit my pants while unconcious.
- Comment on My fat ass got excited 3 days ago:
Reminds me of that one episode of Chernobyl.
- Comment on RIP Ralphie 1 week ago:
Words to live by, unless you’re a surgeon
- Comment on She's got the talent 1 week ago:
They would sell us cardboard as food if they could get away with it.
- Comment on Has this ever happened to you? 1 week ago:
She probably won’t even get on the boat!
- Comment on Has this ever happened to you? 1 week ago:
Perfect. That’s when you strike
- Comment on oui oui 1 week ago:
Le pain!
- Comment on Here's a fun game. 1 week ago:
Fun with Dick and Dick
- Comment on Same for me 1 week ago:
I need a Domme to administer fake and easily achievable engineering exams to me.
- Comment on OK what is your Roman name? 1 week ago:
“He has a wife, you know… Do you know what she’s called?”
- Comment on OK what is your Roman name? 1 week ago:
Proteinius Barius
Not sure if that’s a name for an expert in Roman common law , or an alchemist.
- Comment on Cooking 😋 2 weeks ago:
Salt, sugar, fat, acid
- Comment on Cooking 😋 2 weeks ago:
Eat it or starve.
- Comment on Hotdog, egg, and pickle bunt aspic 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Who the fuck needs an x axis anyway 2 weeks ago:
Instances of autism have skyrocketed since the discovery of autism and effective testing for it.
Clearly these tests are causing the autism. It’s a conspiracy by Big Autist to make the world a quieter and more curious place. The railway companies are in on it too.
- Comment on They recalled the radioactive shrimp again. Why? My research shows you can just cook off the radiation. 2 weeks ago:
Dinner will be ready in 465,000 years.
- Comment on hyperbaric oxygen chamber 2 weeks ago:
Animals are pooping inside of me?!
- Comment on hyperbaric oxygen chamber 2 weeks ago:
The dominant species exposed itself to damaging stellar radiation as a form of recreation.
- Comment on We're all going home early today 2 weeks ago:
I microwave my coffee every morning with a teaspoon in it at work and nothing happens.
- Comment on Steady 2 weeks ago:
A dead patient has steady vitals too.
- Comment on Can you think of any now? 2 weeks ago:
They are skilled with bricklaying and mining tools too ⛏️
- Comment on A robot programmed to act like a 7-year-old girl works to combat fear and loneliness in hospitals 2 weeks ago:
To help lessen your fear and loneliness, robochild will stand silently by your bedside all night while you sleep, keeping her eyes open without blinking the whole time to make sure you’re safe.
- Comment on Beware, another "wonderful" conservative instance to "free us" has appeared 2 weeks ago:
Pretty fuckin woke, if you ask me
- Comment on Trump says ‘bad things’ will happen if Afghanistan does not return Bagram air base 2 weeks ago:
Which side?
