Agent641
@Agent641@lemmy.world
- Comment on Grocery shopping. "Please have courage." 3 hours ago:
“I’m scared because I know you’re not wrong!”
- Comment on Thank me later... 23 hours ago:
The feeling you get when you peel the protective film off the door of a brand new refrigerator
- Comment on 1 day ago:
Can confirm, have been a guard.
‘Rounds’ were check boxes on a piece of paper. TF do I care whether doors are secure, it’s not my department store.
- Comment on 1 day ago:
Quite right, they should be given badges and guns.
- Comment on 1 day ago:
I know that you mean well, but that is an extremely ‘Evil Billionaire’ thing to do
- Comment on Turkey issues genocide arrest warrant against Netanyahu 1 day ago:
Spiderman pointing at Spiderman meme
- Comment on RIP Dick 3 days ago:
If it was, Kahled Sheik Mohammed would be the world heavyweight champion
- Comment on iSweep 3 days ago:
Well there is a robot unboxed just sitting right there on the chair.
- Comment on It's OK to just like lemon water. 3 days ago:
To be fair the top commenter is just explaining what a buffer solution is, and why “adding lemon to alkaline water” isn’t just creating a neutral pH saltwater. They aren’t justifying it’s use as a healthy tonic or anything. I learned something from the comment.
- Comment on It's OK to just like lemon water. 3 days ago:
Thank you Gwenyth
- Comment on You just had to ask that question 3 days ago:
"A call is fine but I’ll still need a summary in an email from you before I’ll action it.’
- Comment on grindr dump (in post body) 3 days ago:
I would like to introduce tentacle guy to tranquilizer man.
- Comment on The Typical First-Time Homebuyer Is Now 40 Years Old, a Record High 4 days ago:
It’s extremely hard. I bought a house by myself last year, but I had the fortune(?) of living rent free in a van for 3 years while I saved as hard as I could. I was also working 2 jobs, 7 days a week, earning about $145k a year. And it’s one of the cheapest houses in the area, a relatively small block. Now I only work 6 days a week. The value of my house has already gone up by 18%, in one year that I’ve been here. It’s madness.
- Comment on A sock is just a foot bag. 5 days ago:
Russian conscripts were being sent to the front with foot wraps instead of socks in 2023.
- Comment on A sock is just a foot bag. 5 days ago:
A sock is topologically just a doiley
- Comment on It's a metaphor 6 days ago:
My wife waiting for the cum to dry so she can wash her face:
- Comment on Betrayal 1 week ago:
Sometimes I wonder if the FBI guy assigned to monitor my suspicions online activities upvotes, or downvotes my comments.
- Comment on China solves 'century-old problem' with new analog chip that is 1,000 times faster than high-end Nvidia GPUs 1 week ago:
Pour a bucket of water over it for liquid cooling
- Comment on Okay, I won't 1 week ago:
Oof lol
- Comment on We are not the same 1 week ago:
Bang on the stall wall and tell them to give you their toilet paper
- Comment on 3-bean soup 1 week ago:
Human bean
- Comment on Pow-- 1 week ago:
Pink one was cute 😍
- Comment on Please no, just stop 1 week ago:
Be the change you wish to see in the world. Kill an archduke out front of your local sandwich shop.
- Comment on Please no, just stop 1 week ago:
They both have very little to do with the Epstein files.
- Comment on Germany 1 week ago:
Indonesia wasn’t a nation state until 1945. They were, in a roundabout way, a product of postwar decolonisation.
- Comment on Male Fantasies (by Nhim) 1 week ago:
There’s a replica of a ship called Duyfken that the Dutch used to sail from Dutchland to Western Australia (a very long way, journey takes like a year) and it’s tiny. I’d throw myself overboard within a week.
- Comment on Male Fantasies (by Nhim) 1 week ago:
Next time you need antibiotics, don’t take them.
- Comment on Male Fantasies (by Nhim) 1 week ago:
The children yearn for the mines
- Comment on Male Fantasies (by Nhim) 1 week ago:
“Don’t tell mum I’m in Chechnya” intensifies
- Comment on School pickup lines are wild 1 week ago:
Keep trying, fellas!
