Agent641

Babushkas bloodlust is unmatched.

Dexter zone

Ah so he fell out of a Wile-e-coyote cartoon

Belgium then: I’m going to do the most cruel and horrifying colonization in human history!

Belgium now: I’m a quirky fun lil euro state. Come, we have great beer and no dark colonial era secrets!

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Bros can hug and hold hands, that doesn’t make it gay.

Germans: “This could ignite the atmosphere so we mussnt do it!”

Americans: “This could ignite the atmosphere so please everyone cross your fingers and hope it doesn’t!”

All my friends in highschool were guys I hated and had beef with and eventually beat the shit out of each other and then bonded by both telling the vice principal we were just “Play fighting” and the teachers “made a big deal out of it” and that we were “Actually great friends” so we didn’t get in trouble.

I guess bonding over gaslighting ‘the man’

Before the Poles invaded it was just called ‘land’

25 years? That seems an awfully long time to be armying about.

Spend all day carving up a big booty “fertility goddess” to use later for “Ceremonial purposes”

You know what, I’m just gonna come out and say it. I dislike Dracenas.

Git gud nub lmao ezpz

I just can’t enjoy Rust anymore. I used to love playing on low pop friendly servers buy to spend all arvo harvesting resources and building a neat house only for someone to raid and greif it while I’m at work made it a sisyphean hell.

All I wanted to do was build cool and interesting structures, maybe bag some unsuspecting players into a barred cell and force them to fight to the death, or pave the map with landmines, fun things like that.

I can confirm it’s much harder to stab a wheel of parmesan cheese than a person, but at least the cheese doesn’t scream

Diglett it is then

I have actually never considered watching Plex’s free shows.

If I did see something I liked, I’d probably ‘acquire’ it and put it in my own library.