Agent641

@Agent641@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rainbolt never misses⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The old Oklahoma hug.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Way to learn a language⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like crime dramas and such?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rainbolt never misses⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like how that one state has a thin slice that stops Texas from touching the two above it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: The US is currently giving away free COVID tests to all Americans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t really been paying attention to COVID related news, is it still killing people and stuff? Like I don’t even get a test when I get sick, but I probably should.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Billionaire Larry Ellison says a vast AI-fueled surveillance system can ensure 'citizens will be on their best behavior'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Broke guy Agent641 says a vast self-funded purchase of plastic water pistols and a sample pot of black house paint can ensure that Larry is wrong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The best “I told you so”s are the ones where you never have to say “I told you so” because the other person clearly knows you told them so⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He made the ❗sound from Metal Gear Solid

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Treat taking a dump like a sport⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  4 sets of 12 reps each butt clenches, 4 minute static hold of the butt cheeks together, then fart until failure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take Your Perks Where You Can⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure it’s fine when you work in a bakery, but in a gynecologists office…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two decades after Enron’s bankruptcy, the company is back as a crypto firm?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Flying Spaghetti Monster was a parody

  HOW. DARE. YOU.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woolworths says it will 'do more' to celebrate Australia Day⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Aldi?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choosing pink is chaotic evil?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What happens when the tank is empty?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 1 Reddit Refugee⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  D’ya like star trek, bub?

  No? Well, you’re gonna!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I think we might be leaving the "boring" part of this dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Play it again, Sam!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taliban leader bans windows overlooking women's areas⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They already do kiss, a lot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taliban leader bans windows overlooking women's areas⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ( . )( . )

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man questioned in case of murdered health exec⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t move in a straight line away from the scene of the crime, you move in a broad spiral, with as many changes of crowded venue as you can, if you’re on foot/public transportation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Startup will brick $800 emotional support robot for kids without refunds⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Emotional support brick their CEO’s face

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wubuntu: The lovechild of Windows and Linux nobody asked for⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Uwubuntu

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨vines of the animal kingdom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Napalm or thermite, just to be safe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ugh i wish⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Louie CK? Funny guy, weird shaped penis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bat Drip⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t believe the writers left us hanging for a sequel for so long!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CENSORED!!!!!!!!!!1⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If anyone breaks your social distancing, smack 'em with the iron bar

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AND THEY DIDN'T STOP EATING⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Leto?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨brains!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Once I put my head up to the EFTPOS machine and the payment actually went through

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a little guy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m shy, aquatic and uncommon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You know what, fuck you [un-Jags uar icon]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  JOGUOR

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The fact that some humans can shove an entire large pizza inside themselves is both amazing and terrifying⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What are you doing, step-pizza?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good News!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck, she does sound like a Brenda!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good News!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What about this: Big city woman goes home from her overseas job after many years to her hometown, but is met with suspicion by the town sherrif and she is run out of town. When she once more tries to get home, she’s arrested and abused by the sherrifs deputy in the jail, when she flips out and fights her way out of the station and flees into the woods on a motorbike. The local police pursue her on foot and in helicopters, but she evades capture while subduing her pursuers. Eventually she is cornered and then trapped in an abandoned mine by the national guard. Against all odds, she escapes and steals some military hardware, determined to lay waste to the town that treated her so poorly. After blowing up a gas station, she holes up in a building, planning to fight to the death. Eventually her old boss appears and after she tells of the horrors she saw in her big city office job, he convinces her to surrender.

  I picture the lead female character being played by Sylvester Stallone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨turned them into their final form!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Now do hotdogs in the shape of hamburgers. Just a weird, smooth, round-edged red disc of meat