Agent641
@Agent641@lemmy.world
- Comment on Mmmm Chicker Nugger 1 hour ago:
How did you come to that conclusion?
- Comment on Mmmm Chicker Nugger 4 hours ago:
Meat products have already capitalised on successful food shapes. Round burger patties, sausages, bacon rashers. These are sensible and convenient shapes for meat to come in. It makes sense that vegan products should take advantage of existing and familiar shapes, because consumers intuitively know how to cook these shapes.
- Comment on Which one? 4 hours ago:
Then use the stick to take the rock. Smarmt.
- Comment on Rules for Good Listening 1 day ago:
I can work with that
- Comment on Rules for Good Listening 1 day ago:
This memographic brought to you by the Stasi.
- Comment on Stack Overflow bans users en masse for rebelling against OpenAI partnership — users banned for deleting answers to prevent them being used to train ChatGPT 1 day ago:
Begun, the AI wars have.
Faces on T-shirts, you must print print. Fake facts into old forum comments, you must edit. Poison the data well, you must.
- Comment on Boring ass planet 3 days ago:
This is a billiard ball.
- Comment on Is Boeing in big trouble? World's largest aerospace firm faces 10 more whistleblowers after sudden death of two 4 days ago:
- Comment on A YouTuber let the Cybertruck close on his finger to test the new sensor update. It didn't go well. 5 days ago:
I was joking. Can you imagine the crush injuries and lawsuits if that were true? Not to mention all those movie scenes where someone repeatedly stops the elevator so they can confess their love to someone? They would end in tragedy.
No, elevators are infinitely patient, and will never close the doors on any object large enough to be a crush hazard. Dog leashes, yes sometimes, but not arms and feet.
- Comment on A YouTuber let the Cybertruck close on his finger to test the new sensor update. It didn't go well. 6 days ago:
Its just like elevators, really. You put your hand in to stop the doors closing, they open again before touching your arm. Next time they close gently on your arm. Third time, the doors snap shut and the elevator ascends without further warning, resulting in traumatic amputation.
- Comment on I made a porn scroller, AMA. 6 days ago:
Coomscrolling
- Comment on Is this really the final laptop you will need this guy is claiming? it is completely customizable. 1 week ago:
Should’ve named the company Theseus.
- Comment on Is this really the final laptop you will need this guy is claiming? it is completely customizable. 1 week ago:
Yeah but what about the laptop?
- Comment on kissies 1 week ago:
Almost all of my bones are inside my body
- Comment on Bitwarden has launched a new authenticator app 1 week ago:
They’re good Bits, Bront
- Comment on What a deal! 1 week ago:
Oh thank God I thought it was plate glass
- Comment on As a long-time user hearing YouTube wants to play ads when I pause a video 1 week ago:
I know this is a controversial opinion, but I dont think youtube should be a place where small creators should expect to make money from direct monetization. That model is what brought youtube to the state its in. Selling patron, merch, or driving traffic to their own website for services, yes. Direct monetization of ads on youtube, no.
- Comment on As a long-time user hearing YouTube wants to play ads when I pause a video 1 week ago:
Im of the firm belief that youtube should make creators pay for storage of their videos.
Free teir for short videos, no monetization, YT places ads. Paid teir for longer form videos and monetization. This would ensure that long form videos should ideally be profitable for creators, or companies uploading their training videos etc pay a nominal fee for their storage.
This is the fairest way to keep youtube in the green.
- Comment on stegosaurus 2 weeks ago:
My headcanon is that they sounded like this: youtu.be/sEymyO5Abp4?si=u_ELKirykw60E6lF
- Comment on It's not brain surgery 3 weeks ago:
Brainussy
- Comment on Failed drug test 3 weeks ago:
Everything is a joke, my lad.
- Comment on Failed drug test 3 weeks ago:
Should have studied harder.
- Comment on People who lurk on Lemmy Shitpost 3 weeks ago:
Jesus was allergic to tubas?
- Comment on Guess I'll die 3 weeks ago:
When your digestive system has no active biome, it can’t function and can’t reboot itself, even if new bacteria is introduced later.
- Comment on Guess I'll die 3 weeks ago:
You might see a meteoric fireball or three streaking towards the center of the city or airbase as the hypersonic MIRVs descend.
In general its best not to look at any meteor-looking things, as even natural meteors can explode in the atmosphere with a bright harmful flash (and produce a shockwav
- Comment on Progress! 3 weeks ago:
And an Australian sci fi film.
- Comment on Police in Japan have arrested a 36-year-old man on suspicion of selling illegally modified Pokémon save data to customers online 3 weeks ago:
You take yours off?
- Comment on What will happen to large companies once poor people have no more money to use? 4 weeks ago:
They might go on fire a bit.
- Comment on Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months 4 weeks ago:
Gamedroog 512
- Comment on High quality channel 4 weeks ago:
Passed down through the family…