Agent641
@Agent641@lemmy.world
- Comment on Okay, I won't 4 hours ago:
Oof lol
- Comment on We are not the same 15 hours ago:
Bang on the stall wall and tell them to give you their toilet paper
- Comment on 3-bean soup 17 hours ago:
Human bean
- Comment on Pow-- 17 hours ago:
Pink one was cute 😍
- Comment on Please no, just stop 1 day ago:
Be the change you wish to see in the world. Kill an archduke out front of your local sandwich shop.
- Comment on Please no, just stop 1 day ago:
They both have very little to do with the Epstein files.
- Comment on Germany 1 day ago:
Indonesia wasn’t a nation state until 1945. They were, in a roundabout way, a product of postwar decolonisation.
- Comment on Male Fantasies (by Nhim) 2 days ago:
There’s a replica of a ship called Duyfken that the Dutch used to sail from Dutchland to Western Australia (a very long way, journey takes like a year) and it’s tiny. I’d throw myself overboard within a week.
- Comment on Male Fantasies (by Nhim) 2 days ago:
Next time you need antibiotics, don’t take them.
- Comment on Male Fantasies (by Nhim) 2 days ago:
The children yearn for the mines
- Comment on Male Fantasies (by Nhim) 2 days ago:
“Don’t tell mum I’m in Chechnya” intensifies
- Comment on School pickup lines are wild 3 days ago:
Keep trying, fellas!
- Comment on School pickup lines are wild 3 days ago:
If you’re driving, why are you also riding the bus?
- Comment on School pickup lines are wild 3 days ago:
Ohh, school pick up lines as in, a line of cars picking up students. Not pick-up lines, like “Hey baby, can you show me where music class is, cause I feel like playing in A minor.”
- Comment on The humanity 3 days ago:
“I am never gonna financially recover from this.”
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- Comment on A strange charger 4 days ago:
- Comment on A strange charger 4 days ago:
Nah it gets electricity for free from the outlet and sells it to the device.
- Comment on Progress 5 days ago:
How about a goldfish?
- Comment on I'm blue ba da ba da dee da ba dieee 6 days ago:
Goats have beards and they lay eggs
- Comment on ANTI PEE PAINT 1 week ago:
Hit it on a 45 degree angle along the horizontal plane and it will bounce onto the shoes of the fella next to you
- Comment on plump pumkins 1 week ago:
Chappell Roan taking the outside lead there!
- Comment on plump pumkins 1 week ago:
Where are we gonna find 4 average Americans!
- Comment on Great Depression: Part Deux 1 week ago:
My youth prepared me for this and my post-schooling education helped me minmax for it.
- Comment on There was no need to ever improve upon THIS 1 week ago:
My new car is a 2025 model, but it’s an Indian made Japanese Kei car and it has large, infinitely spinning knobs for temperature and fan strength, and a digital temperature readout. I really like them.
When the temp was cold in the morning but now it’s hot, I spin those dials like wheel of fortune to the left and immediately set the AC to cold and fast. No repeated button presses.
The only downside is that it doesn’t have one of those knobs for music volume.
- Comment on Confusion over the laundry 1 week ago:
Keep the tip 😉
- Comment on #environmentalist 1 week ago:
I guess you could say I use a reusable straw
- Comment on Confusion over the laundry 1 week ago:
I mean, you gotta pull out eventually to go home, right?
- Comment on a sight to behold 1 week ago:
Transcendental defalcation
- Comment on a sight to behold 1 week ago:
“Babe what’s the matter you seem upset since getting home from work.”
“Somebody shat at me.”
“Do you mean shat on you?”
“No…”
