Agent641
@Agent641@lemmy.world
- Comment on The whole "toilet seat up, toilet seat down" gender debate could be solved by everybody putting the seat and lid down. 5 hours ago:
I’m from a lid down family too but for different animals. If you left the lid up, you might come back to a family of motorbike frogs nesting in the bowl.
- Comment on Priorities 23 hours ago:
I thought it was tiny scuba divers
- Comment on [deleted] 1 day ago:
Trying to cut carbs.
- Comment on Pizza styles 1 day ago:
Deep dish pizza is tomato pie.
- Comment on Where's my JUUL? 2 days ago:
Heroin is not even considered a gateway drug, it’s that safe.
- Comment on Star Citizen is on course to reach $1 billion in player funding in 2026, and we still might not get to play its singleplayer campaign next year 4 days ago:
Soon the game won’t need funding because it will be eligible for retirement pension
- Comment on Nearly all of Spotify has been scraped and is available via torrents 4 days ago:
He probably means refurbished
- Comment on Cruising around the OKC cock ring is an honored Oklahoman tradition 4 days ago:
I like the cock ring
- Comment on If you save someone's life and then you save her life again next year, how many lives did you save? 6 days ago:
If you Murderdeathkill someone, and they come back as a zombie, can you still get in trouble?
- Comment on My Indigenous Ancestors on Christmas Day 1 week ago:
Maybe try beans next
- Comment on Jealous much? 1 week ago:
Topologically those are pants
- Comment on Delicious rocks 1 week ago:
Ok boomer
- Comment on Bruh... 1 week ago:
Lemmy-cares bot here! Do it, pussy!
- Comment on Bruh... 1 week ago:
Onlyfans
- Comment on Bruh... 1 week ago:
Horse vet
- Comment on Disconnect wire to close a switch with a simple circuit 1 week ago:
Forgive me if I’ve misunderstood the application, but could the tripwire not just completed a circuit by its removal? As in, a spring-loaded switch, it’s contacts separated by an insulator, the insulator is yanked out by the tripwire?
- Comment on A swing and a miss 1 week ago:
It’s a female gnome, right?
- Comment on A swing and a miss 1 week ago:
That would make a kickass lyric someone should put that in a song
- Comment on Flock Exposed Its AI-Powered Cameras to the Internet. 404 Media Tracked Themselves. 1 week ago:
My legs get tired
- Comment on Tthe happiest meal! 1 week ago:
The forbidden boba
- Comment on Firefox Will Ship with an "AI Kill Switch" to Completely Disable all AI Features - 9to5Linux 1 week ago:
Rocko’s Basilisk can gargle my dick and balls.
- Comment on Firefox Will Ship with an "AI Kill Switch" to Completely Disable all AI Features - 9to5Linux 1 week ago:
Can it also cause the AI pain when you flip the switch?
- Comment on [Redacted]? In public? Unbelievable. 1 week ago:
No, I think it’s the creature that sucked off Bill Clinton.
- Comment on Is there a real, actually working way to earn money online without having a job? 1 week ago:
Fiverr and airtasker.
- Comment on Someone has a LOT of dusty computers 1 week ago:
I wish I didnt
- Comment on I cannot imagine what lawsuit led to this 1 week ago:
Drop and run
- Comment on Google sues web scraper for sucking up search results ‘at an astonishing scale’ 1 week ago:
I think that they are dunking on google for only serving Ai summaries and high paying sponsored results.
- Comment on Google sues web scraper for sucking up search results ‘at an astonishing scale’ 1 week ago:
Yet
- Comment on The build-up of circling what you wanted in the little paper catalogs. Hnnng. 1 week ago:
Why did these temporarily convert me from being a closeted book nerd into the most flaming obnoxious book nerd?
- Comment on North Korean infiltrator caught working in Amazon IT department thanks to lag — 110ms keystroke input raises red flags over true location 2 weeks ago:
Why didn’t my guidance counselor tl me about this, it sounds perfect for me!