WhiskyTangoFoxtrot
@WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
- Comment on Historically love sugar 1 day ago:
Freddie Mercury is also dead.
- Submitted 1 day ago to anime@ani.social | 4 comments
- Comment on make fantasy great again! 3 days ago:
I reject your findings.
- Comment on make fantasy great again! 3 days ago:
Travolta should perform all his roles on a slant.
- Comment on wtf 3 days ago:
Humans domesticated dogs for their ability to hunt by scent. Dogs domesticated humans for their ability to throw a tennis ball.
- Comment on wtf 3 days ago:
Running on our hind legs only frees up our hands to be able to use tools and weapons, maybe even water containers for drinking on the go.
And for wanking, although that may just be an adaptation to compensate for our inability to lick our own balls.
- Comment on wtf 3 days ago:
Zombies aren’t scary. They’re popular movie monsters because, while looking vaguely human, they’re sufficiently “othered” that you can kill them without remorse (thus acting as a convenient stand-in for other groups that the audience wishes they could do that to) and because they represent an apocalypse that kills most of the people but leaves the stuff behind, meaning that you don’t have to deal with society anymore but you’ll still easily have a roof over your head and food on your table (albeit mostly canned food.)
- Comment on wtf 3 days ago:
The horses also all had humans on their backs. To my knowledge, none of the humans had horses on their backs.
- Comment on This guy predicted the future!🤯 3 days ago:
Except nobody wants F-35s anymore. The world is re-arming and they’re explicitly avoiding American weapons.
- Comment on Enjoy the small things. The beautiful view 6 days ago:
Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead.
- Comment on Enjoy the small things. The beautiful view 6 days ago:
I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
- Comment on The real question is, which color? 1 week ago:
Too bad Frodo never knew about that.
- Comment on Wasted 0.7.0 Release Showcase! 1 week ago:
Apparently this video is for Wasted, a destruction derby game. The Lemmy post doesn’t give a website or a description, the PeerTube video doesn’t give a website or a game description, and “Wasted” is too generic a name to search for. I was only able to find the website due to a tiny text crawl that appears at the bottom of the video a few minutes in. If you want people to know about this game, maybe you should let them know about it.
- Comment on RIP Thomas 1 week ago:
The BAMF of Banff.
- Comment on Hertz, showing the difference between science and engineering 1 week ago:
I guess they decided CAT scan wasn’t inclusive enough.
- Comment on Hertz, showing the difference between science and engineering 1 week ago:
I thought he was a baker. When I was a kid people would always be talking about “Hertz donuts”. Then they’d punch me. I never knew why.
- Comment on Pick-ups from the Vancouver Retro Gaming Expo 1 week ago:
Dark Cloud 2 is still great.
- Comment on Worst spy ever 1 week ago:
If it ain’t got THAC0, it ain’t D&D.
- Comment on EBay used to be a wild place 1 week ago:
Have they updated the rules of basketball yet to state which species can play it? I remember that being an issue in the '90s.
- Comment on YouTube rolls out more unskippable ads that make viewers wait even longer to watch videos - Dexerto 1 week ago:
There’s also Pipeline for *nix (and possibly Windows, but I didn’t bother to check.)
- Comment on Legend of Zelda 1 week ago:
Zelda’s a girl now because Nintendo is woke.
- Comment on From Hero to Zero (Budget) 2 weeks ago:
Well yeah, it’s NASA.
- Comment on The Outer Worlds 2 Can't Be Anti-Capitalist When It's Charging Us $80 To Play It 2 weeks ago:
Games continue to get cheaper to make as middleware improves and advancing hardware lessens the need for optimisation. If companies choose to spend more on games despite this then that’s their problem.
- Comment on 🆓🆒🆗 2 weeks ago:
Neither Astro Boy or William Wallace are American, though.
- Comment on Most American headline 2 weeks ago:
Expecting Christianity to base their actions on Jesus is like expecting the Nestle corporation to base their actions on the Quik Bunny.
- Comment on OK so which is it? 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on public services of an entire german state switches from Microsoft to open source (Libreoffice, Linux, Nextcloud, Thunderbird) 3 weeks ago:
All I know about Bavaria is that their sheep seldom wear spectacles. Do sheep wear spectacles more often in Schleswig-Holstein?
- Comment on Stop this tomfoolery at once 3 weeks ago:
It will not sanction your buffoonery.
- Comment on Interesting 3 weeks ago:
Don’t think he knows about second knees, Stalt.
- Comment on Owned (stocks) 3 weeks ago:
'Cause no one will hire you.