[read in a sped up voice] According to Judeo-Christian values, a three inch penis is actually very large and it means you are very smart if you are a traditional conservative.
Ben Shapiro's sister
Submitted 2 months ago by SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Yes, getting wet is a symptom of BV, it’s very normal the four times that we had sex that you felt like you were sticking your dick in sandpaper.”
Wonder if Abby has an easier time getting some WAP from his wife…
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is that supposed to be read or read?
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Depends if you are in a fugue state.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And that’s what they want. And that’s what they’re going to do. And that’s what they want.
obinice@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is this fake, or does this guy fuck his sister?
Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
I think you are mistaken in something. You assume that his sister would let him. He 100% wants to fuck her, but he probably isn’t.
ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Both things could be true.
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I mean, Trump wants to fuck his daughter. It’s like a theme with them.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He must since he doesn’t fuck his wife.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 months ago
Oh, he fucks her, she’s just dry as the desert.
ceenote@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If evil, then why hot?
frog@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Evil temptation is supposed to be tempting. Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled taught me that.
Geetnerd@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That movie is one of my most guilty pleasures.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 months ago
How can she be hot when her last name it literally vomity.
Geetnerd@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The Debil has the hottest stable.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 months ago
To be fair, those are some decent cans.
Shame the whole family is wall-to-wall cunts.
thiseggowaffles@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
That’s not fair. It’s not the whole family. Mara Wilson is great.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 months ago
wall-to-wall cunts
What in the eldritch scarousy abomination …
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hey, gpt…
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 months ago
what is going on
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 months ago
Left unity
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Who is Sydney Sweeney and what does he mean her breasts ended wokeness?
I’m about as lost here as I can be lol
piranhaconda@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Some actress with boobs. I know her from White Lotus. No idea on the ending wokeness part because I don’t follow the lives of celebrities outside of checking IMDB to see what else they’ve been in.
TastyWheat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Her grandma sounds cool. I’d have a beer with her
andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah - just like how Stellar Blade (vidya game) was the great end to wokeness because it had a (not underage!) girl that sounded like a child but was dressed like a stripper.
FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 2 months ago
She really do be having some fine-ass titties
Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I assume she not playing the traditionally race swapping, and gender swapping or the LGBTQ+,in whatever she is doing. That’s what conservatives are hung up about.
ryper@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Slate: The Far Right Thinks Sydney Sweeney Killed Wokeness
It’s a common phenomenon, really. Sydney Sweeney is beautiful now, and would be considered so in any era. But because she’s no longer the only type of woman who’s considered beautiful, certain people on the right think they’re being oppressed and the world has gone to hell.
Why have these weirdos zeroed in on Sweeney in particular? There are lots of beautiful white women with big boobs out there—Kate Upton, Blake Lively, Katy Perry, Scarlett Johansson, Emily Ratajkowski, and more. As far as I can tell, part of it seems to be that Sweeney doesn’t shy away from talking about or sharing her body. On Euphoria, she does a lot of nudity, and she’s spoken in interviews about feeling comfortable with it. On SNL, she repeatedly joked about her boobs and even wore a Hooters uniform. The National Post praised Sweeney for “playfully owning her sex appeal with zero apologies” and criticized Vanity Fair for suggesting it might have been nice to give her some material that wasn’t about her beauty.
pyre@lemmy.world 2 months ago
some people made gooning a political ideology. see also gamergate 2.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Apparently she did some camming under a pseudonym like 7 years ago. I can’t recall the name anymore, but it was not a gratifying discovery.
Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
thx gullible, very cool
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
For what it’s worth, I was sincere. And they were nothing to write home about.
lefixxx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It wasn’t her
Wilco@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Creepy little freak is perving on his own sister.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I mean, you are aware these texts aren’t real right
KarfiolosHus@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
These idiots done so much worse on a Tuesday afternoon, then it looks tame and believable in comparison
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh, she’s hot but a psycho So left but she’s right, though At night, she’s screamin’ “I’m-ma-ma-ma out my mind”
Geetnerd@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I can fix her, I’m sure of it.
DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ava Max is legitimately great
fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Good old Ben, nothing creepy about that at all.
turnip@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Gentleman this is democracy manifest. What is the charge, oggling my sisters breasts, my sisters succulent breasts?
SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Boob politics. We truly live in a society.
Pinklink@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Guys, it’s true, we do.
umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
[deleted]Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It is. Because Shapiro is a deeply closeted homosexual in denial.
Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I know that you likely meant “sweety” at the end there, but I really, really enjoyed that it said “sweaty” instead. It just tickled me in the best way.
andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He’s a failed theatre kid. He probably got rejected for a pre-blocking handy.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Excellent tits, no doubt, but that horrible Ben Shapiro face cancels them out.
caboose2006@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I hate that I find Abigail Shapiro attractive.
Croquette@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Well she is physically attractive. Doesn’t mean she’s a good person.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Who wouldn’t, she’s basically Ben with a massive set of tits.
kandoh@reddthat.com 2 months ago
I coukd fix her
Mongostein@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Oh she’s a piece of shit too? Too bad.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Same, but for Shapiro. Fuck him. No wait, I will take one for the team.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 months ago
Your sacrifice is duly appreciated.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Shapiro: “This is my seester.”
smokingpistol@lemm.ee 2 months ago
She has some great New York boobs!
nectar45@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Hate him all you want, he is speaking facts here
Emerald@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
fake politifact.com/…/ben-shapiro-didnt-post-this-abou….
you all are so gullible
HawlSera@lemm.ee 2 months ago
What the fuck is he even talking about?
PurpleClouds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Weeeeeeeiiiirdddd
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
So honestly Ben, how many times have you jacked it thinking about your sister? Did you jerk off on her just as many times as you have jerked off on he thoughts of innocent people being deported?
You are one fucked up boy Ben
Rhoeri@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Just when I tink I’ve heard the last of this parasite, I now have to hear how he gets the scrotebloat from his sister?
Geetnerd@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wuh… why would you even post this?
What a fucking creep.
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Every sentence that starts with that name, leaves me wanting to shower my insides, and with fewer brain cells.
loomy@lemy.lol 2 months ago
i dont understand this
GoodOleAmerika@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is she on onlyfans?
TheBat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
🛥️😍
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
🦒
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Gotta admit those are somewhat impressive but being in that family is like having a neon sign on them blinking off limits
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Apparently it’s snowflake night on Lemmy.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Them tits ain’t woke.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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Geetnerd@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They woke me the fuck up.
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Definitely not.
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Shame. Damn shame.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Don’t go spreading my Bible