TheBat
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- Comment on US could cut Ukraine's access to Starlink internet services over minerals, say sources. 15 hours ago:
The fuck did we… Oh right, Modi.
- Comment on Fox News host ripped apart after pleading with DOGE to be ‘less callous’ after veteran friend gets laid off: ‘That is literally DEI’ 1 day ago:
Jesse Watters is such a cunt that his own mother didn’t invite him for Thanksgiving
- Comment on Linux's Sole Wireless/WiFi Driver Maintainer Is Stepping Down - Phoronix 4 days ago:
I’d like it if Valve steps up to do the job. They’re making hardware that needs WiFi, might as well go all in.
- Comment on Gone 5 days ago:
The world you grew up in no longer exists.
- Comment on Kid is having such bad luck 1 week ago:
Skill issue
- Comment on I mean I would totally give it a try 1 week ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Don’t let him get scammed, your inheritance is on the line.
- Comment on Kryptonite 1 week ago:
It’s even sillier than that.
Kryptonite for Kal-El is like radium for John Smith if John Smith was living on an alien planet, the star of which can give him superpowers, unless there’s a fragment of radium nearby, draining his powers.
- Comment on It's Never too Late 1 week ago:
Ray Kroc started buying up the land the franchises were being built on and became McDonald’s landlord. Then he was able to eventually to force McDonald brothers into a deal because he could have shut down the businesses by not renewing their leases on the land.
- Comment on Always go go go. Never no no no. 1 week ago:
Is that Gemma Collins?
- Comment on New bird flu variant found in Nevada dairy cows has experts sounding alarms: ‘We have never been closer to a pandemic from this virus’ 1 week ago:
Bird flu in cows?
Cows aren’t birds, are these scientists stupid?
- Comment on White House Faith Office 2 weeks ago:
God forbid women have hobbies 🙄
- Comment on NASA instructs employees to remove pronouns from all work communications 2 weeks ago:
Talk like Hulk
- Comment on Ah shit here we go again. 2 weeks ago:
The Human Centipede
- Comment on China to launch antitrust probe into Google 2 weeks ago:
How did they, if their products aren’t even available in China?
- Comment on We have the meats 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Microsoft mimics Google UI when Bing users search for Google 1 month ago:
Don’t know if this will work.
- Comment on Microsoft mimics Google UI when Bing users search for Google 1 month ago:
- Comment on Yeah, am I right fellas 1 month ago:
I’m not a robot, just shitposting.
- Comment on Yeah, am I right fellas 1 month ago:
Those are copypastas. Good job eating that.
- Comment on Yeah, am I right fellas 1 month ago:
I practice semen retention. Been at it awhile. My sperm isnt just sperm. They are my minions. I got a 15% release a 30% release and a 45-50%. But I dont fully unload unless necessary. I use them to monitor her emotions. I know that if my hair is somewhere I can feel that. But my sperm gives a better signal. Only last for 3-5 days though and then they die. So for 3-5 days I can tap into her thoughts and feelings. One time 1 day after I nutted in a shorty it was 3a.m. and for no reason at all something said call her. So I ring and she answer and of course she doing some dumb shit she shouldnt be doing. Didnt care…I was just checking to see if my sperms bluetooth signal was working. It was. Like really…what makes you think my genetic replicas arent gonna report back to me? These women will open their legs for me and have no idea they are with a warlock. I’m not fucking you…I’m recalibrating your pussy to my frequency.
- Comment on Yeah, am I right fellas 1 month ago:
You are flooding with high levels of energy and people can sense it from a long distance.
People will feel your aura. People will feel that you’re different. People will see that you got something different going on inside of you
They will know that you’re different from all the other guys that are releasing every day, that are watching porn, that are anxious and that are scared to talk to women,
But You won’t be scared of talking to any woman. because you know you are the price
you are keeping your seed
you love yourself and You are a very confident person.
- Comment on I still don’t think companies serve you ads based on spying through your microphone 1 month ago:
Oh like Shazam
- Comment on I still don’t think companies serve you ads based on spying through your microphone 1 month ago:
It listens to music being played on other devices? I haven’t seen it on my phone.
- Comment on I still don’t think companies serve you ads based on spying through your microphone 1 month ago:
And yet my android phone is able to detect what song is playing 24x7
What is this referring to? Spotify?
- Comment on Billionaire Larry Ellison says a vast AI-fueled surveillance system can ensure 'citizens will be on their best behavior' 1 month ago:
Print licensing agreements for all oracle products and shove them up your ass
- Comment on I never realized this 1 month ago:
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- Comment on I never realized this 1 month ago:
I hope it wasn’t a tragedeigh
- Comment on Yo, Duplo, what you doing on the 24th? 2 months ago:
Lego products based on popular IPs are expensive from what I’ve noticed.
- Comment on Yevgeny Prigozhin had the training, the alibi, and the jacket but what was his motive? 2 months ago:
Looks like a Harkonen
