Wilco

@Wilco@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It has to be from an endangered gorilla.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheeto devouring his nation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Agreed, it is pretty spot on. Capturing the originals vacant stare is what makes it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always wanted to start a cult⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I call dibs on being “Cousin Johnny” I will only attend baptisms, weddings, funerals, and maybe the social events afterwards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dear Kevin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate that I have learned this factoid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just beat it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If a Mars lander hits itself with a shovel and no one is around to hear it … does it make a sound?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FROM DOWNTOWNNNNN! 🎃⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know. They are basically inviting if not taunting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨...📉⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope. They got exactly what they voted for.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PLASTICMAXXING⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I want them to 3D print a neat little Star Wars starship miniature out of mine. Something obscure like a Kimogila.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nuclear family⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude … Vances soulless eyes and vacant stare really bother me. Oh, the kid in this image is also creepy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most American headline⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To justify their budget, they must find “clients” to put in their system. Getting clients means finding just the right parent(s) that they can bully, intimidate, and exaggerate charges against. Child services no longer operates in good faith. They won’t even allow you to record their conversations because they are so apt to lie. The foster system is just as bad. Putting people on payroll to take care of kids that no one knows the location of. 23,160 foster kids were reported missing or unaccounted for in 2024. These were just the ones REPORTED. Where is the politician rage over this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most American headline⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is EXACTLY what they want. They sell the cute ones (check the protective services website, they have them listed for placement like a weird dating service or pet adoption site). They will prison to pipeline the rest while working them in “skill camps”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: Condé Nast Parent Company is a Major Owner of Reddit, You Should Avoid their Publications (Wired, Ars Technica, GQ, The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, Vogue,...etc) as Much as Possible.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The US does operate on the principle that companies should actually have limits on how far they can grow. This was set forth in the Sherman Act of 1890. The fact that it was not there at the founding of the country, embedded in the constitution, is probably a contributing factor on why the US is falling into corruption today. The main cause is of course political parties, which should have been made illegal. George Washington predicted our current future in his exit speech when he said that political parties would be the downfall of the US … he was right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: Condé Nast Parent Company is a Major Owner of Reddit, You Should Avoid their Publications (Wired, Ars Technica, GQ, The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, Vogue,...etc) as Much as Possible.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is how the USA works now. Not just unethical companies and monopolies but super monopolies and upright evil companies. If you ever want to make yourself mad Google EssilorLuxottica, it is the largest eyeglass manufacturer, sunglass manufacturer, eyeglass retailer … and believe it or not it also owns Eyemed eye insurance. It’s not the biggest eye insurance company … yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You have to use the variables given. He ate 4/6 of his pizza and the other guy ate 5/6. Saying he ate the other guys pizza would result in a tie (not more) and is not an option. The answer they wanted was “impossible”, the kid gave the only real shenanigan proof viable answer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, “Marty ate 4/6 of his pizza”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree, the kid is correct. This is the only viable answer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨well...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He wanted an Indiana Jones hat?

  Dunno, I would have wished for two so I could put one on my giant cock.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(゜O゜;⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow. This is epic internet!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you are too young you really missed out being able to do this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So kids could use the phone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The 5 stages of Charles Manson⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It must be a cult uniform. That prison jumpsuit look is all the rage amongst polygamous cultists I hear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kinda fucked up tbh⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is kind of mind blowing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WTF is a rural town in the USA?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A village would be an “unincorporated town” in the US, administered under the county. There are a few actual incorporated villages, but they are small towns that just chose to call themselves that.

  The main difference is that an incorporated city/town/etc has its own municiple government … a “village” would still be run by the county.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Number neighbors!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm … what was that last part?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Been a long century⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have aged like 15 years since January.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rhubarb⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wars have been fought for less Phil.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Black Mirror AI⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep, those things were so rarely used … sure. You are forgetting that 99% of people knew nothing about computers when this stuff came out, but people made themselves learn. It’s like comparing Reddit and Twitter to a federated alternative.

  Also, something like geocities could easily make a comeback if the damn corporations would stop throwing dozens of pop-ups, banners, and sidescrolls on everything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Black Mirror AI⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I forgot web rings! Also the crazy all centered Geocities websites people made. The internet was an amazing place before the major corporations figured it out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Black Mirror AI⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope. That isn’t how it worked. You joined message boards that had lists of web links. There were still search engines, but they were pretty localized. Google was also amazing when their slogan was “don’t be evil” and they meant it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you are now witnessing the peak of online discourse⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tan balloon! Tan balloon! Hahahaha

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Black Mirror AI⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Could you imagine a world where word of mouth became the norm again? Your friends would tell you about websites, and those sites would never show on search results because crawlers get stuck.