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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ben Shapiro's sister⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  🦒

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Taco bell sucks. They always get my order wrong and their food is just bland. I haven’t ordered from them in a long time and don’t intend to again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shopping at coles a terrible experience?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My local IGA is so much nicer than my local coles. The only problem is the range isn’t as extensive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stuck⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He might need to have his penis drained to get it out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stuck⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah. Lets get he 9yo drunk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Toilet seat detects atrial fibrillation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Asstrial fibrillation

• Shopping at coles a terrible experience?
  Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ to ⁨australia@aussie.zone⁩ | ⁨3⁩ ⁨comments⁩
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨POV: You're too shy to tell the medical staff that you just woke up during surgery.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree they’re warning signs that you are awake and a good anaesthetist should pick up on it but, I am also saying that it’s possible, rare, but possible given the nature of GA to not have enough anaesthetic onboard while having a decent does of muscle relaxant. So you can look like you’re out of it from the end of the bed but still be aware. A good anaesthetist should honestly be paying attention to the patients physiology and noticing the blood pressure and heart rate spiking before this happens though. Maybe evening using something like a BIS to help confirm anaesthesia.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨POV: You're too shy to tell the medical staff that you just woke up during surgery.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But, ^that after a few rounds of telephone game becomes some horror story about waking up in the middle of a big open abdominal surgery, feeling all the cuts but not being able to speak or move. Can that shit actually happen? Probably, idk…

  It can happen. When giving general anaesthetic there are three components. An anaesthetic to puts you out and makes you forget whats going on, pain relief and a muscle relaxants so that you go limp and don’t try to fight the ventilator when they take over your breathing. If you are resistant to the anaesthetic or not enough was given then you can wake up while still under the effects of the muscle relaxants unable to do anything to let anyone know. Scary stuff if you ask me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨POV: You're too shy to tell the medical staff that you just woke up during surgery.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  More like ‘You can’t let the surgical staff know you just woke up in surgery because you’ve been given a hefty dose of muscle relaxants and can no longer move or scream.’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am the one who's aware of my own identity⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Breaking bbbaaaaadddd

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Investor' is a dirty word for first-home buyers — but are they the real villains?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How technologists and chemists respond to fascism: C7H5N3O6⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tnt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SLURM⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A terrible day to be literate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Government said try working, you can return to disability during trial period. Now they claim unable to go back during trial period because of obscure technical reason.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Most powerful country on earth deciding to torture its most vulnerable citizens.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After completing my first job I'm thinking of quitting my regular job and doing plumbing full time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If the door is permanently sealed then it’s not really a problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you a Coles patriot. Or are you a Woolies nationalist?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  IGA extremist

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Floods gave way to heatwaves as 2024 now the hottest year on record⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The hottest year on record so far

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US adds web and gaming giant Tencent to list of Chinese military companies⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But it us kind of insulting when America did incredible violence to the global south to get them to open their markets only throw it all out the window.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Awkward⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that when you knew your girlfriend was pregnant. When the dad jokes started flowing naturally like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choosing pink is chaotic evil?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pink would come in clutch if you’re a doctor on a surgical ward.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australian bosses on notice as 'deliberate' wage theft becomes a crime⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Laws are written by rich often white men. Don’t be surprised when the law benefits people of their class.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cat and mouse game continues⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Brb. Off to commit some more crimes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the council⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A nautilus king

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla stock pops 8% in premarket after report Trump wants to relax U.S. self-driving rules⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Americans are about to become beta testers for musk self driving cars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horse denier⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  List of things that don’t exist:

  • Horses
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woman wedged upside down between boulders for seven hours after trying to retrieve phone in regional NSW⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or that other kid that got stuck upside down in the back of his car. Emergency services couldn’t find him in time and he died.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump cosplaying⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hand hygiene >>>>>>>>> than gloves when it comes to food safety. Wash your hands sufficiently and frequently.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drink it, I dare ya⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Spoken like someone who has never had fresh coconut water straight from a fresh coconut.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ANU asks staff to give up agreed pay rise to help reach $250m cost cuts⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have family who work in the university sector. They frequently say people would shocked by what would come out if there ever was a royal commission into the field.