red_bull_of_juarez

@red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never count your chickens before they hatch⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t say I found it funny. But it’s clearly intended as a joke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never count your chickens before they hatch⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d wager that this joke is older than Zuckerberg.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never count your chickens before they hatch⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I read this joke and then guessed the username. I guessed correctly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm sick of these asterisk-holes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Who in the world invests that much time for a fucking meme? To me, this whole discussion feels very silly. When you meet someone who uses expressions like “gosh darnit” instead of “god dammit”, do you make a fuss about that too? I do understand that it really is about being annoyed of some platforms requiring their users to self-censor. But still… complaining this much about something you clearly understand and don’t have to do yourself just because you want the full, uncensored profanity to experience the full freedom Lemmy offers feels so pointless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LPT: as a warm-hearted joke, ask your colleague if he stopped having sex with his dog. If he answers yes, then it means up until now, he's been having sex with his dog. If he says no, then well.... 😂⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, /u/Yokohama@lemmy.world, when did you stop fucking your dog?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A legend⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s kind of how it works, yeah. You can see in another comment of mine that I personally think he actually committed all those crimes. But until he is found guilty by a court of law, he only allegedly commited any crimes. If you call someone a rapist or whatever without referring to a valid court ruling, you are yourself guilty of libel or slander. You might not like that, but this also protects you. So just learn to live with it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A legend⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He allegedly, as he never stood trial, raped and assaulted a lot of women.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A legend⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t know what you were talking about, so I checked his wiki page. Damn, that man just went around raping and assaulting left and right. Seems like he has pretty serious dementia these days, as he’s unfit to stand trial.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jellyfin Dongle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There was an ONN (or Onn.) box for which there are guides on how to root it, which I think is this Walmart box. You might be able to find it from a source in your country.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TBH it's a really good deal.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You, of course, gave the sensible answer. But just in case anyone missed the joke, “head” was implied here to mean “giving head”, aka fellatio being included in the cheaper option.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've heard New Yorkers are devastated⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What the fucking hell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you, Boston⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like my kind of people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let a 10 year old boy make a shirt⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s most likely that, but it’s funnier to assume otherwise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let a 10 year old boy make a shirt⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just assume they do understand it and are just a terrible person.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good way to relate to your school teacher⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unlike your other examples makeup hurts absolutely nobody. It has zero affect on you or anyone else. But sure, it is absolutely within your rights to dislike people wearing makeup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good way to relate to your school teacher⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If makeup is not for you, that’s fine. But your assumption that people must wear it for you is rather arrogant. People wear makeup because they want to, because it makes them feel better for various reasons. Let people have their things, especially if they don’t affect you at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There is this, if you’re into the look: play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ss.squa…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The 1980s summed up in a single photo.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Every once in a while I remember that people could smoke on airplanes and trains and I am so thankful that that fucking bullshit is over. My god, that was some awful shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What’s wrong, babe? You barely touched your Spaghetacos⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean… I wouldn’t make this myself, but if somebody else brought this into the world, it’d be a shame to waste so much food, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A roundabout⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Most roundabouts are built high enough to block the view of the opposing street to force you to slow down. Smaller ones are often flat to allow long vehicles to drive over them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Like that wouldn’t happen without this. This belief that “if we don’t give them an excuse, they won’t make things worse” really needs to die. Fascists will do evil things, regardless of what anybody does.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I firmly believe that there are people who make the world better by dying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spotifies come and Spotifies go, but that folder of badly-sorted MP3s will still be there in the 2050s.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish. I lost my 1TB drive of somewhat sorted MP3s and it took all the energy of collecting music with it. I’ve been using Spotify since then. But I still miss that drive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love bpd girls⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And probably the last sex of your life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So apparently the wifi can see my dick now?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But he looks so American…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have men really stopped reading? We take a deeper dive into the data⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I managed 55 last year and I don’t know how I managed that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have men really stopped reading? We take a deeper dive into the data⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I gave it 1 star because it was so damn boring. I don’t usually read nonfiction and this book reminded me why. So if you like nonfiction give it a try.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have men really stopped reading? We take a deeper dive into the data⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have men really stopped reading? We take a deeper dive into the data⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I read 23 books so far this year. I’m doing my part.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what are in you're top 3 favourite games of all time?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  1. Cyberpunk 2077, just by hours played and number of replays.

  2. The Horizon games. I just adore the world and Aloy.

  3. Great Gianna Sisters for hours played and the music.

  I also loved the Portal games, they might be a contender for third place.