dbtng
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Rocket Surgeon
- Comment on This is a real machine in Romania. Do 20 squats in front of it, and it prints you a free bus ticket. 3 days ago:
Maybe she’s a digital fantasy. Did you look for extra fingers and such?
- Comment on This is a real machine in Romania. Do 20 squats in front of it, and it prints you a free bus ticket. 3 days ago:
I usually do 10 squats. Would I get half a ticket?
- Comment on JavaScript broke the web (and called it progress) - Jono Alderson 1 week ago:
To be fair, there are a lot of inane articles saying this exact same thing about javascript. If its true, its ancient history, and I’m tired of it. I learned javascript when it was a babe, and watched many other platforms fall by the wayside. I’m not defending anything about it, but javascript works. Still.
- Comment on I just realized some people LIKE talking to each other. 2 weeks ago:
Dang. I figured this was shitpost, and was like ‘whateva’.
Nope. This is not shitpost.
This comm must be “I’m 13 and this is deep.” - Comment on Lucy Lawless' broke and/or environmentalist cousin 2 weeks ago:
Yup. I assumed that part was made up.
But Taylor’s name … I use that a lot. When I’m up to some schabusiness. - Comment on Lucy Lawless' broke and/or environmentalist cousin 2 weeks ago:
Is that Taylor Schabusiness?
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podchaser.com/…/taylor-schabusiness-and-the-ho-18… - Comment on Is the cure to male loneliness shitposting? 2 weeks ago:
Shitposting cures male pattern baldness.
- Comment on Barbers HATE this one simple trick 3 weeks ago:
I guess you can’t go with my solution. Hell, if it gets any longer, I may actually need a haircut, but I haven’t had one in 5 years.
I’m a guy; nobody cares about my hair. - Comment on Barbers HATE this one simple trick 3 weeks ago:
That seems like a positive result!
- Comment on I can fix her 3 weeks ago:
Don’t bother. She’s already perfect.
- Comment on Barbers HATE this one simple trick 3 weeks ago:
I stopped cutting my hair when Covid closed all the barbers. Got a fukin mane now. Dunno, seems to have worked out. Still waiting for my billions tho …
- Comment on No title seems appropriate 3 weeks ago:
The urinals should be increasing heights to match this spectrum.
And no. But my father was an electrician at a solar plant. Does that count?
- Comment on Drinking solution 3 weeks ago:
Right. I’m gonna stay home tonight. I don’t need that. Again.
- Comment on Ubisoft EULA demanding consumers destroy delisted games adds fuel to Stop Killing Games movement 3 weeks ago:
Never buying Ubi again. Doesn’t matter what the game is. Fukem.
- Comment on What are the games you played in your youth that you still play today? 4 weeks ago:
Look, if you are into it, play My House.
If you dont have days to spend, well I follwed a walkthrough. I’d have never figured any of that shit out.
Fantastic mod. - Comment on A Polish jalapeño pastry 4 weeks ago:
Every day, my friend. Sometime at people. Sometimes with them.
- Comment on A Polish jalapeño pastry 4 weeks ago:
Have a laugh buddy. Thats what happens in shitpost.
- Comment on A Polish jalapeño pastry 4 weeks ago:
Cool. Have you laughed today?
- Comment on A Polish jalapeño pastry 4 weeks ago:
The waps here hang paper nests all over the place. Like outside your kids room. Maybe even inside. We mostly encounter them in the context of their breeding activities.
- Comment on A Polish jalapeño pastry 4 weeks ago:
Thanks for the perspective.
- Comment on We live wasted lives 4 weeks ago:
Ok.
- Comment on What are the games you played in your youth that you still play today? 4 weeks ago:
Cool!
- Comment on We live wasted lives 4 weeks ago:
ok
- Comment on A Polish jalapeño pastry 4 weeks ago:
Lol. Nobody is outraged. Its a shitty joke in the shitpost comm. We come here to do that. Accept it.
- Comment on A Polish jalapeño pastry 4 weeks ago:
Um … Ya, there’s a graphic. And then there’s the post title. And together they tell the joke.
It’s ok. You don’t have to get it. It will be fine. - Comment on A Polish jalapeño pastry 4 weeks ago:
The nest is my primary target. Cover up, knock it down, destroy it, walk away for a bit, they all leave. Fuk wasps.
- Comment on A Polish jalapeño pastry 4 weeks ago:
If you are too close to the nest, they will send out scouts, and then you can expect an attack. Kill them first.
- Comment on We live wasted lives 4 weeks ago:
Nerd up!
- Comment on We live wasted lives 4 weeks ago:
wat?
- Comment on We live wasted lives 4 weeks ago:
Oooh. You went there. Well done.
