dbtng

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OP cleans his fridge⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mmm. Had to look this up. Good stuff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is a real machine in Romania. Do 20 squats in front of it, and it prints you a free bus ticket.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe she’s a digital fantasy. Did you look for extra fingers and such?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is a real machine in Romania. Do 20 squats in front of it, and it prints you a free bus ticket.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I usually do 10 squats. Would I get half a ticket?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JavaScript broke the web (and called it progress) - Jono Alderson⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, there are a lot of inane articles saying this exact same thing about javascript. If its true, its ancient history, and I’m tired of it. I learned javascript when it was a babe, and watched many other platforms fall by the wayside. I’m not defending anything about it, but javascript works. Still.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just realized some people LIKE talking to each other.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dang. I figured this was shitpost, and was like ‘whateva’.
  Nope. This is not shitpost.
  This comm must be “I’m 13 and this is deep.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lucy Lawless' broke and/or environmentalist cousin⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yup. I assumed that part was made up.
  But Taylor’s name … I use that a lot. When I’m up to some schabusiness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lucy Lawless' broke and/or environmentalist cousin⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that Taylor Schabusiness?
  Image
  podchaser.com/…/taylor-schabusiness-and-the-ho-18…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is the cure to male loneliness shitposting?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shitposting cures male pattern baldness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Barbers HATE this one simple trick⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess you can’t go with my solution. Hell, if it gets any longer, I may actually need a haircut, but I haven’t had one in 5 years.
  I’m a guy; nobody cares about my hair.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Barbers HATE this one simple trick⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That seems like a positive result!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can fix her⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t bother. She’s already perfect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Barbers HATE this one simple trick⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I stopped cutting my hair when Covid closed all the barbers. Got a fukin mane now. Dunno, seems to have worked out. Still waiting for my billions tho …

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No title seems appropriate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The urinals should be increasing heights to match this spectrum.

  And no. But my father was an electrician at a solar plant. Does that count?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drinking solution⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Right. I’m gonna stay home tonight. I don’t need that. Again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft EULA demanding consumers destroy delisted games adds fuel to Stop Killing Games movement⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Never buying Ubi again. Doesn’t matter what the game is. Fukem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are the games you played in your youth that you still play today?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Look, if you are into it, play My House.
  If you dont have days to spend, well I follwed a walkthrough. I’d have never figured any of that shit out.
  Fantastic mod.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Polish jalapeño pastry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Every day, my friend. Sometime at people. Sometimes with them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Polish jalapeño pastry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Have a laugh buddy. Thats what happens in shitpost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Polish jalapeño pastry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Cool. Have you laughed today?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Polish jalapeño pastry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The waps here hang paper nests all over the place. Like outside your kids room. Maybe even inside. We mostly encounter them in the context of their breeding activities.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Polish jalapeño pastry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for the perspective.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We live wasted lives⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are the games you played in your youth that you still play today?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Cool!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We live wasted lives⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  ok

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Polish jalapeño pastry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol. Nobody is outraged. Its a shitty joke in the shitpost comm. We come here to do that. Accept it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Polish jalapeño pastry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Um … Ya, there’s a graphic. And then there’s the post title. And together they tell the joke.
  It’s ok. You don’t have to get it. It will be fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Polish jalapeño pastry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The nest is my primary target. Cover up, knock it down, destroy it, walk away for a bit, they all leave. Fuk wasps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Polish jalapeño pastry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you are too close to the nest, they will send out scouts, and then you can expect an attack. Kill them first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We live wasted lives⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nerd up!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We live wasted lives⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  wat?