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- Comment on OpenAI Execs Mass Quit as Company Removes Control From Non-Profit Board and Hands It to Sam Altman 6 hours ago:
I’m deeply offended.
- Comment on Never forget. 6 hours ago:
Most hotels do the complimentary breakfast from 4:55am-5am so that’s pretty impressive actually.
- Comment on OpenAI Execs Mass Quit as Company Removes Control From Non-Profit Board and Hands It to Sam Altman 1 day ago:
SkyNet.
- Comment on Wildlife Photography 1 day ago:
Disagree.
- Comment on Wildlife Photography 1 day ago:
What makes me different from soup?
- Comment on 👁 👁 3 days ago:
They’re just sniffing that spice melange.
- Comment on Compulsory Meat In Schools Should Be Scrapped, Says Dale Vince 3 days ago:
But cheese and bacon make everything taste good.
- Comment on I don't care if you don't get this joke because I think it's hilarious. 3 days ago:
I think he’d initially be insulted that a potential don’t give him a beer or tequila but then he finds out the ice was made with a propane freezer so he gets too drunk and the guy thinks Hank said he loves him but Peggy saves the day by proving Hank was drunkenly talking to the freezer.
- Comment on I don't care if you don't get this joke because I think it's hilarious. 3 days ago:
Now I’m just picturing Hank’s reaction to being given a martini.
- Comment on What's a good method for a non-technical person to short the terminals of two 0402 resistors ~1mm apart? 4 days ago:
Spit.
Eat some chips first so it’s a little salty.
- Comment on Zelensky Attacks Trump and Vance to U.S. Media, Tours Ammo Plant in PA at Taxpayers' Expense 4 days ago:
Do you consider BBC and CNN to be similar?
- Comment on Harris-Walz Ticket Gives Fewest Interviews of Any Candidates in History 4 days ago:
They’ve also had one of the shortest campaigns too?
I wonder if that’s connected.
- Comment on Is Lemmy Dead ☠️ 5 days ago:
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Critical thinking takes no muscles, if it does you’re doing it wrong.
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You didn’t answer the fucking question.
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- Comment on Is Lemmy Dead ☠️ 5 days ago:
Answer the fucking question.
- Comment on Is Lemmy Dead ☠️ 5 days ago:
Lots of paparazzi lately too.
- Comment on Is Lemmy Dead ☠️ 5 days ago:
Look at you raw dogging Lemmy.
- Comment on Very insightful 5 days ago:
…and I’m an Oedipus!
- Comment on Cereal 6 days ago:
Also if you’re hot tubbing that night.
- Comment on The most terrifying second of the night. 1 week ago:
Also shitloads of amphetamine.
He got arrested by the shitty Canadians in the ‘70’s because they thought he had coke but let him go when they figured out it was speed instead.
- Comment on The mark 1 week ago:
You’re more freckle than human.
- Comment on How the hell do I sign up for facebook? 1 week ago:
It sounds like you know but you don’t want to do it.
- Comment on The most terrifying second of the night. 1 week ago:
The baggie of five cent candies?
- Comment on Girls taking shits is hella hot 1 week ago:
- Comment on Girls taking shits is hella hot 1 week ago:
I agree.
I’m pretty forgetful so I sometimes forget to flush and I’ll walk into the bathroom and find my wife taking my shit and putting it in her ass so she feels closer to me.
Hottest shit ever.
- Comment on Cloudflare helps Brazil block Elon Musk’s X after platform briefly evaded ban 1 week ago:
Is Leon going to take on Cloudflare next?
That’s a battle I would love to see!
- Comment on I am really trying here, ok? 2 weeks ago:
Quick someone throw her back in the water.
- Comment on We Got You 2 weeks ago:
This sign was made by someone who’s never wiped with single-ply before.
- Comment on Unbanned 2 weeks ago:
You went and ended it with a period and you still don’t think you’re predictable?
- Comment on Unbanned 2 weeks ago:
I’m glad I’m not getting predictable after all this time.
- Comment on 'Cities: Skylines II' Found a Solution for High Rents: Get Rid of Landlords 2 weeks ago:
I like how they always credit each other when they write their ideology.