SatansMaggotyCumFart
@SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
- Comment on My experience as the original mod of this community. 3 minutes ago:
HilariousChaos definitely isn’t politically neutral it’s an offshoot of exploding heads with problematic admin and one of them acts like a twelve year old girl to run cover.
- Submitted 2 hours ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 0 comments
- Comment on My experience as the original mod of this community. 3 hours ago:
Anyways BlameMeta it’s been… well enjoy Reddit I guess.
- Florida seizes Everglades land to house detained migrants in ‘Alligator Alcatraz’amp.miamiherald.com ↗Submitted 3 hours ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 0 comments
- Norwegian tourist claims he was 'strip searched' before being denied entry to US over JD Vance meme on phonewww.nationalworld.com ↗Submitted 3 hours ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 2 comments
- Comment on My experience as the original mod of this community. 3 hours ago:
Read the stickied post.
- Comment on I just saw that Mick Jagger is attending Jeff Bezos's wedding when did he sell out? 1 day ago:
All you know about me is what I’ve sold ya, dumb fuck
I sold out long before you’d ever even heard my name
- Some sell out band.
- Submitted 1 day ago to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world | 15 comments
- Comment on Is flirting redundant? 1 day ago:
I’m just glad to be noticed too.
- Comment on moth meme 1 day ago:
It’s a pigeon.
- Comment on Is flirting redundant? 1 day ago:
Are you flirting with me?
- Comment on Let delivery drivers keep their 1 day ago:
The colder it is the less you can taste it.
- Comment on Given today's theme, I think it's an excellent opportunity to revisit one of Norm McDonald's best interviews 2 days ago:
Fucking shifty Canadians.
- Comment on Best way to drink coke? 2 days ago:
What’s your coke policy around here?
- Comment on Is it too much to ask for?? 2 days ago:
Last time I titty fucked a moth it didn’t survive.
- Comment on I don't get this trend, but there's a moth on my ceiling. Enjoy ! 2 days ago:
Have you ever fucked a moth?
- Comment on To thy own self be true 4 days ago:
I like to get whiskey shitfaced and eat six packs of imitation crab.
- Comment on Are spiders turtlely enough for the Turtle Club? 4 days ago:
This is basically the pot of IT.
- Comment on I think I've found the issue 4 days ago:
My house has a tree we shit by so not necessarily.
- Comment on Would you be dumb enough to wear this shirt in public? 4 days ago:
Three little old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a flasher runs up.
Two of them have a stroke and the third couldn’t reach.
- Comment on I think I've found the issue 4 days ago:
It’s a some-assembly-required to-go sashimi box so I don’t think it did.
- Comment on Come on in 5 days ago:
We call those breeding hips I’d love to meet her.
- Comment on MAGA, please stand by until our grand TACO provides you with how to feel 5 days ago:
Are you sure that’s a trump supporter?
That’s a lot of silicon in their heads.
- Comment on Would you be dumb enough to wear this shirt in public? 5 days ago:
I think we should make a rule that memes that my drunk uncle posts to facebook five minutes before he passes out isn’t a shitpost.
- Comment on Come on in 5 days ago:
- ‘MAGA HATES FoxNews’: Trump Lashes Out at Murdoch Media Empire in Truth Social Tiradewww.mediaite.com ↗Submitted 5 days ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 2 comments
- Submitted 5 days ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 0 comments
- Comment on First methane-powered sea spiders found crawling on the ocean floor 5 days ago:
I want a pet fart spider.
- Comment on A story old as time 6 days ago:
Who hasn’t thought about cumming where you came from?
- Submitted 6 days ago to [deleted] | 18 comments
