SatansMaggotyCumFart
@SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
- Comment on Why doesn't the US build a bridge here to connect Alaska to the mainland? Are they stupid? 20 hours ago:
I have to mail my glovebox gun to myself when I drive through Canada because they hate freedom.
- Senate heads home with no deal to speed confirmations as irate Trump tells Schumer to 'go to hell'www.npr.org ↗Submitted 20 hours ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 0 comments
- Comment on Cutting sucks 1 day ago:
That meal isn’t improving anyone’s life.
- Comment on UK pornography taskforce to propose banning ‘barely legal’ content after Channel 4 documentary airs 1 day ago:
Is the UK still weird about squirt porn?
- Submitted 1 day ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 3 comments
- Trump has spent almost a third of presidency at his own properties, new report showswww.independent.co.uk ↗Submitted 1 day ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 0 comments
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- Comment on PSA: don't engage at all with conservative@lemmy.today 1 day ago:
The conservative community at HilariousChaos is just as bad.
Actually that whole instance is best avoided.
- Comment on What is the magic diet for no-wipe poops? 1 day ago:
They didn’t.
- Comment on What is the magic diet for no-wipe poops? 1 day ago:
If jalapeños give you diarrhea you should try a habanero or a ghost pepper instead.
- Comment on Every female Democrat presidential nominee has resulted in a Donald Trump presidency 1 day ago:
Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama and Joe Biden all did great jobs and Hilary Clinton and Kamala Harris would have too.
Americans voting for Trump or not caring enough to show up to vote are the problem.
Who’s a presidential candidate that you would vote for in 2028?
- Comment on What is the magic diet for no-wipe poops? 1 day ago:
I find they’re hard to eat.
- Comment on UK pornography taskforce to propose banning ‘barely legal’ content after Channel 4 documentary airs 1 day ago:
I think all adult performers should have gray hair and the only allowable category should be definitely legal.
- 'The revisions are hard evidence': White House struggles to justify firing of BLS chief over weak jobs numberswww.cnbc.com ↗Submitted 1 day ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 0 comments
- Comment on Every female Democrat presidential nominee has resulted in a Donald Trump presidency 1 day ago:
And Americans chose Trump over them both times so who’s the real idiots here?
- Comment on Every female Democrat presidential nominee has resulted in a Donald Trump presidency 1 day ago:
How did Obama and Biden embrace fascism?
- Comment on How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday? 4 days ago:
I got one modelled after my mother’s vagina and while enjoyable it doesn’t come close to the real thing.
- Comment on How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday? 4 days ago:
No I said what I meant if you need clarification read my comment again.
- Comment on How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday? 4 days ago:
The only time a fleshlight is too much is on a public bus.
At home you can jerk off with anything you’d like as long as it’s consenting and not underage.
- Comment on How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday? 4 days ago:
The mother?
Might need a big hook.
- Comment on How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday? 4 days ago:
In that case why would they need a fleshlight?
- Submitted 5 days ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 1 comment
- Family of Epstein abuse survivor urges Trump not to pardon Ghislaine Maxwell: 'A monster who deserves to rot in prison'www.nbcnews.com ↗Submitted 5 days ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 2 comments
- Submitted 5 days ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 1 comment
- Comment on Lemmy User Feedback and Improvement Thread: Share Your Complaints, Suggestions, and Ideas 5 days ago:
I would like to be able to comment and vote on items on the modlog.
- Comment on xkcd #3122: Bad Map Projection: Interrupted Spheres 5 days ago:
My mom’s ass is a sub-continent.
- Submitted 6 days ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 0 comments
- Comment on Lemmy is a tech literate echo chamber 6 days ago:
_ Everybody Loves Raymond_?
- Submitted 6 days ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 0 comments
- Comment on Dirty slut for water 6 days ago:
Vodka for the truly degenerate.