SatansMaggotyCumFart
@SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
- Comment on The horrors of aging 2 weeks ago:
Keeping Lemmy Facebook.
- Comment on Pretty good idea. Color codes easy to understand 3 weeks ago:
Fix your lock so it uses the same key.
- Comment on THIS is always the correct response 1 month ago:
What you didn’t tie your wife up in the basement for six months?
- Comment on THIS is always the correct response 2 months ago:
Lucky it took me six months to get the proper level of stockholm syndrome into my now wife.
- Comment on THIS is always the correct response 2 months ago:
Are you still friend zoned?
- Comment on What is the maximum number of potatoes you could grow in your house or on property you own before it becomes a crime? 2 months ago:
What’s the potatoe density and does the angle of the property reflect the zero sq ft at the earths core to the light year or does it remain constant at 1200 sq ft per foot each way?
- Comment on What is the maximum number of potatoes you could grow in your house or on property you own before it becomes a crime? 2 months ago:
Still missing key information.
Is his house his whole property?
- Comment on it's called speedrunning, my dudes 2 months ago:
But when you start the journey with Rita Hayworth all bets are off.
- Comment on What is the maximum number of potatoes you could grow in your house or on property you own before it becomes a crime? 2 months ago:
That’s missing key information.
- Submitted 2 months ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 2 comments
- Comment on "One man's junk is another man's treasure"... works both for garage sales and lovers. 2 months ago:
Only the first inch though after that it’s fresh.
- Submitted 2 months ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 1 comment
- Comment on Southern USA core. 2 months ago:
Isn’t that the preacher zone?
- Comment on One Angry Man 2 months ago:
Person of New York.
- Submitted 2 months ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 0 comments
- The man who banned abortion in Texas is accused by an exotic dancer of paying for multiple abortionswww.rollingstone.com ↗Submitted 2 months ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 1 comment
- Trump administration moves to end veterans’ abortion access in cases of rape, incest and healthnorthdakotamonitor.com ↗Submitted 2 months ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 1 comment
- Comment on Why doesn't the US build a bridge here to connect Alaska to the mainland? Are they stupid? 2 months ago:
I have to mail my glovebox gun to myself when I drive through Canada because they hate freedom.
- Senate heads home with no deal to speed confirmations as irate Trump tells Schumer to 'go to hell'www.npr.org ↗Submitted 2 months ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 0 comments
- Comment on Cutting sucks 2 months ago:
That meal isn’t improving anyone’s life.
- Comment on UK pornography taskforce to propose banning ‘barely legal’ content after Channel 4 documentary airs 2 months ago:
Is the UK still weird about squirt porn?
- Submitted 2 months ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 3 comments
- Trump has spent almost a third of presidency at his own properties, new report showswww.independent.co.uk ↗Submitted 2 months ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 0 comments
- Submitted 2 months ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 0 comments
- Comment on PSA: don't engage at all with conservative@lemmy.today 2 months ago:
The conservative community at HilariousChaos is just as bad.
Actually that whole instance is best avoided.
- Comment on What is the magic diet for no-wipe poops? 2 months ago:
They didn’t.
- Comment on What is the magic diet for no-wipe poops? 2 months ago:
If jalapeños give you diarrhea you should try a habanero or a ghost pepper instead.
- Comment on Every female Democrat presidential nominee has resulted in a Donald Trump presidency 2 months ago:
Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama and Joe Biden all did great jobs and Hilary Clinton and Kamala Harris would have too.
Americans voting for Trump or not caring enough to show up to vote are the problem.
Who’s a presidential candidate that you would vote for in 2028?
- Comment on What is the magic diet for no-wipe poops? 2 months ago:
I find they’re hard to eat.
- Comment on UK pornography taskforce to propose banning ‘barely legal’ content after Channel 4 documentary airs 2 months ago:
I think all adult performers should have gray hair and the only allowable category should be definitely legal.