SatansMaggotyCumFart
@SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
- Comment on THIS is always the correct response 2 weeks ago:
What you didn’t tie your wife up in the basement for six months?
- Comment on THIS is always the correct response 2 weeks ago:
Lucky it took me six months to get the proper level of stockholm syndrome into my now wife.
- Comment on THIS is always the correct response 2 weeks ago:
Are you still friend zoned?
- Comment on What is the maximum number of potatoes you could grow in your house or on property you own before it becomes a crime? 2 weeks ago:
What’s the potatoe density and does the angle of the property reflect the zero sq ft at the earths core to the light year or does it remain constant at 1200 sq ft per foot each way?
- Comment on What is the maximum number of potatoes you could grow in your house or on property you own before it becomes a crime? 2 weeks ago:
Still missing key information.
Is his house his whole property?
- Comment on it's called speedrunning, my dudes 2 weeks ago:
But when you start the journey with Rita Hayworth all bets are off.
- Comment on What is the maximum number of potatoes you could grow in your house or on property you own before it becomes a crime? 2 weeks ago:
That’s missing key information.
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 2 comments
- Comment on "One man's junk is another man's treasure"... works both for garage sales and lovers. 2 weeks ago:
Only the first inch though after that it’s fresh.
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 1 comment
- Comment on Southern USA core. 2 weeks ago:
Isn’t that the preacher zone?
- Comment on One Angry Man 2 weeks ago:
Person of New York.
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 0 comments
- The man who banned abortion in Texas is accused by an exotic dancer of paying for multiple abortionswww.rollingstone.com ↗Submitted 2 weeks ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 1 comment
- Trump administration moves to end veterans’ abortion access in cases of rape, incest and healthnorthdakotamonitor.com ↗Submitted 3 weeks ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 1 comment
- Comment on Why doesn't the US build a bridge here to connect Alaska to the mainland? Are they stupid? 3 weeks ago:
I have to mail my glovebox gun to myself when I drive through Canada because they hate freedom.
- Senate heads home with no deal to speed confirmations as irate Trump tells Schumer to 'go to hell'www.npr.org ↗Submitted 3 weeks ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 0 comments
- Comment on Cutting sucks 3 weeks ago:
That meal isn’t improving anyone’s life.
- Comment on UK pornography taskforce to propose banning ‘barely legal’ content after Channel 4 documentary airs 3 weeks ago:
Is the UK still weird about squirt porn?
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 3 comments
- Trump has spent almost a third of presidency at his own properties, new report showswww.independent.co.uk ↗Submitted 3 weeks ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 0 comments
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- Comment on PSA: don't engage at all with conservative@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago:
The conservative community at HilariousChaos is just as bad.
Actually that whole instance is best avoided.
- Comment on What is the magic diet for no-wipe poops? 3 weeks ago:
They didn’t.
- Comment on What is the magic diet for no-wipe poops? 3 weeks ago:
If jalapeños give you diarrhea you should try a habanero or a ghost pepper instead.
- Comment on Every female Democrat presidential nominee has resulted in a Donald Trump presidency 3 weeks ago:
Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama and Joe Biden all did great jobs and Hilary Clinton and Kamala Harris would have too.
Americans voting for Trump or not caring enough to show up to vote are the problem.
Who’s a presidential candidate that you would vote for in 2028?
- Comment on What is the magic diet for no-wipe poops? 3 weeks ago:
I find they’re hard to eat.
- Comment on UK pornography taskforce to propose banning ‘barely legal’ content after Channel 4 documentary airs 3 weeks ago:
I think all adult performers should have gray hair and the only allowable category should be definitely legal.
- 'The revisions are hard evidence': White House struggles to justify firing of BLS chief over weak jobs numberswww.cnbc.com ↗Submitted 3 weeks ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 0 comments
- Comment on Every female Democrat presidential nominee has resulted in a Donald Trump presidency 3 weeks ago:
And Americans chose Trump over them both times so who’s the real idiots here?